Do not own! Not mine! Oh, just an FYI, I did do this to her once and when I did I used a drawing of hers (of Alucard) for "motivation" to run after me, as well as an air horn instead of a frying pan, and she chased me around her yard until I ran out of energy. (Just making sure you guys all know really happened)

*Also we seem to have a lot of complaints about her putting in all the lyrics, I've told her and she's taken it into consideration. Thank you for bearing with her!

**Also also we had a "fangirls night out" and watched Hellsing Abridged 1-4 a few nights ago. Awesome as usual, but can someone explain to us the "420yoloswag4jesus" banner Alucard put up on the Jesus statue in Rio?

Flora's POV:

I smiled happily, curling up a little more in the darkness. I felt confined, and guessed I was in Alucard's coffin. My guess was confirmed as I felt him beside me, his cold chest pressing up against my back as I felt his fingers trailing lightly up and down my neck. The insanity I always felt swirling around inside of him was calmer, almost sedated, and I felt him nuzzle softly into my hair, murmuring to himself. I sighed happily and snuggled into him, feeling him purr in content and curl around me, his arms pulling me close as he continued to nuzzle me, working his way down to my neck and nipping playfully at my ear. I felt a slight tugging in my heart, and felt with a shock myself starting to slide out of his grip as he growled and curled tighter around me, his fangs bared gently against my neck as if to say "mine". I whimpered and clung to him as I slipped further away, and he snarled low in his throat, arms tightening around me as I tried to cling to his arms.

"Alucard!" I squealed as I was tugged out of his arms, his hands pulling frantically and my clothing as I was whipped away, like a shred of mist into the darkness surrounding his coffin. I whimpered again, squirming and wiggling in the eternal, endless black around me as it weighed me down, thick, ropey strands of darkness wrapping around every inch of my body as I hacked and gagged, the sticky ooze filling my nose and eyes and mouth as I tried to blink it out, thrashing desperately in the grip of nothing as I cried out for him again and again.

BOOOOOONNNNGGG!

I screamed as I jolted awake, seeing Jay right next to my pillow holding a camera in her hands, a cooking pot under her arm with a wooden spoon in her hand, a wicked grin on her face. "Morning boss. Sleep well?" she asked impishly, and I pressed my lips together, feeling my eye twitch slightly. "Did you just forcefully wake me up with a pan?" I asked icily, and she grinned, tilting her head to the sky. "Oh, I don't know about that, but I do certainly remember ringing a gong next to your ear." She said innocently, and I threw my covers off. "JAY YOU EVIL LITTLE-" She cackled and dropped the items she used to awaken me, streaking out the door in a run as I snarled and followed her, noticing I had fallen asleep in my exercise clothes and that my knife was waiting for me at the door table, which I snatched up and buckled to my belt.

I lengthened my stride as we pounded down the stairs, Jay sliding down the banister backwards as she continued to film me. "I'm gonna post this crap on YouTube!" she cackled as she reached the bottom and hopped off, me jumping down the last few flights of stairs and sprinting after her as she continued to run, her laughter echoing down the halls after her. How does she run so damn fast…I thought, sucking in agitated breaths as I continued to pursue her, seeing my friend casually and easily staying ahead of me, even filming us over her shoulder. I finally got her to slow down as we reached the entrance hall to the dorm rooms Maxwell and the others had put us in, and she quickly threw her hand up, a shining filament of wire going up and wrapping around a beam as she grinned and mockingly saluted me, tightening it as she swung into the air and hung, still grinning down at me. "Had a nice run?"

I screamed in rage and tried to jump up to her level, but I kept falling short as she mock yawned, hanging from her glove as she let her other hand dangle down to her side. "Did I interrupt a nice dream or something?" she asked mischievously as I stopped to pant, and I growled up at her. "No! I mean, you interrupted a rather bad one, but the dream before it was nice!" I said indignantly, helplessly swiping at the air as she grinned and bit the wires, tugging her head back as they retracted and she landed neatly on the floor beside me. "Well, either way I got what I wanted. Bet this was the most thorough morning workout you had yet, huh?" she asked proudly, and I blinked. "You…you went to all that just to get in your morning exercise?!" I screeched, and she shrugged, tossing both hands in the air. "Meh, so I did. Oy, I did it so you could get in some too, madam stay-in-bed-all-day." She admitted unabashedly, and I screamed in pure frustration, yanking on my hair as she cackled again and tugged her gloves down.

"Well c'mon then, have at me. I wanna see that anger used for a purpose!" she said excitedly, crouching in a ready stance as I stared at her wordlessly. "How are you still so energetic?!" I squeaked, and she made a dismissive motion, waving a hand. "Are you kidding? Walter's been teaching me to outrun bullets, a human's like walking down a street." She said simply, and I stared at her some more. She stared back, her grin slowly fading as she explained things to me and closing her eyes. "Not to mention you gotta learn how to move faster too, 'cause vampires move just as fast and usually faster than bullets. So then, en guard." she said with a grin, opening her eyes and flicking two of her fingers up as the wires shimmered around her. I sighed, unsheathing my knife and taking a ready position as well, starting to smile a little. "You sure about this? Walter's been teaching me to knife fight, and I don't see you using wires to block that." I taunted her, and she smirked icily, a familiar look of excitement coming into her face. "Bla bla bla. Let's dance boss." She purred, taking a filament in her teeth and yanking as I jumped back, seeing the floor beneath me instantly acquire deep slashes and gouges.

3rd Person POV:

Flora rapidly unsheathed her knife as the wires settled, wafting around Jay like a twister as her friend bit them again and jerked her head, loops of the shining filaments arcing out from her to envelop Flora, the older female's eyes narrowed in concentration as they began to tighten, making sure they weren't sharp enough to cut or wound her boss as Flora inhaled quickly and slashed down, the wires instantly wrapping around the knife and jerking it from the younger female's hands to send it clattering across the floor. Flora did not pause at this extreme inconvenience, instead pulling several tiny knives out of her sleeves and throwing them with unnerving accuracy at Jay, who flicked her hand, the wires intercepting them like tiny disks and spinning them away before she grinned, darting forward to land a light punch on Flora's shoulder before flipping backwards, barely avoiding the long knife stroke her friend aimed at her.

Flora followed up, her spare knife lightly clenched in her hand as her friend dodged her attacks, her face masked with concentration as Flora avoided the wires easily, darting into the tiny openings her friend gave her and scraping the knife of Jay's panicked guard of wires, the glimmering blue filaments waving and eddying around them like skeins of floss as Jay grabbed some in her teeth again, shooting them up to wrap around the beam and retract, pulling her up out of the reach of Flora's knife as they both panted, a few light scrapes on Jay's arm and scratches on Flora's blades, both staring at the other in surprise. "Damn, you move fast…" Jay said after a few moments, still panting lightly as she swung gently back and forth, the wires gleaming and flickering in the changing light. Flora gave her a weary grin. "As you keep putting it, if I'm not faster than the vampires, I'm dead. Walter's been training me with the knife, but Seras and Alucard are helping me with speed." she said with a slight grin, and Jay sighed in annoyance, retracting the wires to land neatly on the worn wooden floor, tugging her gloves a little to settle them and looking at the damage.

Flora's long knife was on the ground, and several feet away the tiny knives she had thrown were embedded in the floor, up to the hilt. There were many long scratches and gouges in the floor, courtesy of Jay's missed attacks and both female's shoes, the heels and tips capped with silver. "Well, the landlady's gonna be pissed." Jay said with a sigh, bending down to wrench the daggers out of the ground and toss them to Flora, who caught them and sheathed each one in the proper place as Jay picked up her long knife, handing it to her and watching her boss inspect it carefully before nodding and sheathing it carefully. Suddenly the door opened behind them, and both turned to see Anderson and a woman neither girl knew standing in the entrance, looking slightly shocked. "Hello Section XIII. Need something?" Jay asked politely, doing a 180 on her usual personality and using a subtle wire to yank Flora's clothing and hair into place as the startled Hellsing quickly composed herself and gave them both an Integra glare. "Er…right. This way then." Anderson said with a forced smile, ushering them past him as he added in a mutter "Filthy heathens…"

Jay gave him a nasty glare as they both got into the car, Anderson driving this time with Yumie in shotgun as Flora and her butler sat calmly in the back. The air of Italy was almost stifling for both Flora and Jay, Flora having spent much of her time in the cooler climate of England for the past few weeks and Jay having spent several months in New York before her impromptu visit to England. Anderson and Yumie were somewhat more used to it, but the heat was still a little irritating, as well as the extremely bright sunlight pouring over the streets and cars. Jay however sat straight, nervously pulling the cuff of her glove down a little, reminding herself they were in enemy territory, not to mention the fact she really didn't trust Anderson or Yumie, at all. Flora gave her a swift look, nodding once. She had noticed something a little off too. Suddenly there was a squealing of tires, and the occupants of the car screeched in shock as the machine was violently jolted forwards, sending Yumie and Anderson through the glass of the windshield and Flora across the front seat as Jay nearly choked on her seatbelt.

There were howling noises, and Flora whipped her head up, her jaw dropping as she saw ghouls staggering out from doorways and cars, along with Anderson and Yumie slowly coming to their feet, Yumie covered in nasty cuts and Anderson rapidly healing more of the same. The rest of her thoughts were cut off by a hand on her shoulder, and she whipped around, knife drawn, to see Jay staring grimly at the line of ghouls behind them as well. "Hey boss, you think you can manage to hold on?" she asked, standing as Flora managed to struggle free of her seatbelt, nodding to her and quickly ripping the seatbelt apart to give her friend a handhold, tying it around her body and gesturing for Flora to hang on as the ghouls reached the car tires. She bit the wires and jerked, the shining blue glow flying up to an archway, locking on and retracting as both females swung into the air, above the ghouls.

Jay whooped in excitement as Flora squealed with shock, the wind snapping at their clothing and hair as Jay grunted with strain, the wires trembling for a moment as her hold relaxed, before she desperately tightened her fist and held on. I haven't been training to hold both me and someone else up with these, I dunno I my arm strength's up to that! No, gotta hold on, King Fanger's gonna rip me to shreds if Flora gets killed or hurt or kidnapped or whatever these creeps want under my watch. Also I'd lose my paycheck. She thought with a wry smile, Flora desperately hanging onto the strap as the ghouls beneath them reached up with moans, trying to snag their feet and yank them down as the pair whooshed by. They passed the last of the ghouls, Jay instantly retracting the wires as they landed on the pavement, staggering a little from the brisk impact as the ghouls at the end of the crowd turned and began to wobble towards them.

Flora faced them, a determined glint in her eye, but Jay grabbed her wrist as she moved to unsheathe her knife. "We can't fight them here, the streets are too crowded! C'mon, we gotta get to one of these stupid churches! Definitely gonna be room in there…" she said quickly, starting to drag her boss away as Flora nodded and sheathed the knife, turning to run with her friend as the moans followed behind them. "You know Maxwell and Anderson won't be happy that we started fighting them in a church." She said wryly as they jumped onto cars to run faster, and Jay snorted, looping the wires around her body in eddying waves. "They can bite me." She replied eloquently, and they both shrieked as a ghoul nearly grabbed Flora's ankle, Jay quickly decapitating it as they ran faster, jumping from car roof to car roof, towards the large, empty chapels of the Vatican. "I think they're gonna have to get in line…" Flora retorted breathlessly, and her friend cackled, shaking her head as she purposefully fell back a little. "Oh shut up."

They continued to run in relative silence, the only sounds the moans of the ghouls and the faint yells behind them that Flora vaguely recognized to be coming from Anderson. "Question." Jay asked as they both finally finished the lane of cars, landing on the sidewalk and sprinting for the church. "If there's a bunch of ghouls over there, and we're over here, and Anderson and his bunch are all over this town, where's the big bad vampire masters?" Flora stopped dead in her tracks as she considered that, and Jay started heaving on the doors. "How far away can they control the ghouls?" Flora clutched her head, desperately trying to think if Alucard or Integra or Seras had told her anything about it. "I dunno! I dunno okay?!" she yelped, and Jay managed to wrench the doors open, spreading light into the dim church. Both their mouths dropped open as they saw the blood, a lone man with a upside-down cross on his chest busily feeding on a small boy in a choir gown, multiple ghouls lingering around the edges of the room. "Oh. Found him." Jay whispered dumbly, and Flora nodded, mouth open in horror.

"Should we run?"

"HELL YES!"

Hey, all you people of Hellsing Fanfiction, there's a friend of mine with a story which I happen to like who isn't getting many reviews, ("Flora's" read it too) and she has consented to allowing me to post this "please review" message. So then, please review. Her name is jodycain74, and her story is "A girl named Twila at Hellsing" so pretty please review it, or we are discussing a potential halting of further chapters until someone does. After all, I get to help now since I was so kindly FORCED into being here. So then, review. Or else.