Sorry this update took for fricken ever. I had to plan where this crazy AU thing was gunna go and had to change my writing style entirely on a whim. Anyways I know I've said this before but we are now on for regular updates every Monday evening or well that's for the US so...well never mind on to the story!

"Snape thinks you will be a what?" Hermione shrieked spitting her pumpkin juice all over the daily prophet.
"A potions master because apparently a basic knowledge of chemistry and some background knowledge makes for one hell of a potion" Chazz replied smirking at the flustered Hermione.
"But Snape hates you!" She snapped.
Chazz leaned back and placed his hands behind his head "not anymore, The dungeon bat has finally recognized my outstanding ability."
"To do what, follow a bloody recipe?" Snorted Ron.
"Oh shut up, your just pissed off cus your potion turned pink and melted your stirring rod" Chazz shot back, grinning at the banter.
Ron opened his mouth closed it again and then finally raised one finger "point."
"Well Snape still hates me, and I don't think I have any 'secret' potions skills to help me out." Said Harry.
"Anyways" cut Hermione's voice, having regained her composure she was looking as studious and dignified as she could with pumpkin juice in her bushy hair, "we have to get to transfiguration or Mcgonagle will fail us"
"Come off it, Mione, Minne's not that cruel she'd probably kill us first then expel us." Hermione hated being called Mione almost as much as Mcgonagle HATED being called Minne so Chazz made a point to do so on a regular basis. "Anyways, we sill best be off expulsion or not I'd hate to invoke Minne's ire unintentionally."
"Unintentionally?" Ron raised an eyebrow as the four rose to their feet grabbing books and quills or in Chazz's case books note pad and IPad.
"Well yeah, if I'm gunna piss someone off I damn well want it to be worth it." Chazz quipped jokingly.
"I'd rather do the deed but not be caught" Harry said "that's why I have an invisibility cloak."
"All three of you are idiots, why would you want to get in trouble?" Hermione snapped at the trios banter.
"Oh I don't know, Miss set a teachers cloak on fire" Chazz replied enjoying the vivid shade of scarlet Hermione's face flushed and her stammering.
"Admittedly that was to save my life" Harry said.
"Don't be so melodramatic" Chazz replied.
"Yeah you wouldn't have died...just broken most of your bones and been hospitalized for the rest of the year" Ron added on."
"Watch the stair" Hermione called as all the four began to climb the stairs leading to transfiguration. There was a trick stair there that Neville had been stuck in for an hour.
"Thanks Mione" Chazz quickly hopped over the offending stair and turned back to Harry "anyways spending the rest of the year in the hospital wing means no exams so win win right mate?"
"Yeah, because lying flat on my back with dozens of fractures sounds like a wonderful way to pass my time" Harry elbowed Chazz.
"Well" piped Hermione "you could study in the Hospital wing"
"And that makes it so much bloody better then doesn't it?" Grummbled Ron.
Rounding the top of the flight of stairs and turning into the transfiguration hallway Chazz, Ron, Harry, and Hermione barley escaped the stair case rotating and sending the about 15 or so other first years behind them to an unintended destination.
Ron shook his head "well thats just bloody unlucky."
Filling in to the class room the four sat down. Chazz took his
iPhone out of his pocket and clicked it on. "And with five minutes to spare" Chazz high dived Harry and Ron. "Told you we wouldn't be late Mione."
She replied by sticking out her tongue.
Chazz raised an eyebrow at this, Mione had loosed up in the months since he'd met her. She was still he same studious, priorities out of proportion, nagging, full of herself girl but a little less so he guessed.
A brown and grey tabby sauntered in to the classroom promptly transforming into a human. Ms. Mcgonagle's eagle eyes cut through the room searching for students missing and parchment still not prepared.
"Let us begin today's lesson" she commanded as with a flurry of robes she spun, and with a sharp flick of her wand the once empty chalkboard filled with notes and the days lecture began.

Two Hours Later: Gryffindor tower (free period)

"Three bloody pages on turning a bloody pencil to a bleeding dart!" Ron roared. "I can't believe the homework loads they just, you know shove on us, like we don't have anything better to do."
"That's because we don't have anything better to do, Ron. Also if you put half the energy you spent complaining into your work you'd already be done." Hermione's face had an air of smugness at the last bit. She'd already finished her homework. Ron crumpled his blank sheet of parchment and threw it at her. Much to Chazz's amusement Harry acted on instinct snatching it out of the air as if it was a snitch with out so much as a glance upwards.
"Anyways" Chazz drawled leaning back into the overstuffed armchair in which he was sitting in order to stretch "I'm off to see the bat. Guess he wants to start his mentor ship of me or some crap-" at the look on Hermione's face he quickly added "I'll take notes! You don't have to look like I killed you puppy or something, geez."
After waving goodbye to his friends while clambering out of the portrait hole he was lost in silence. His thoughts wandered to his first hectic days at this f 'ed up nut house of a school. Ruffling his hand through his dark brown hair he chuckled involuntarily. Here he was talking to a teacher about a career in brewing potions. Sure it was crazy, and sure he thought it was a dream at times, or that he was in a coma, or dead...but this school this crazy messed up wizard school had become his home, and the crazy wizards that inhabited it had become his friends and even more they had become his family. Reaching the dungeon he opened the door. A blast of light spilled out
"Come in Mister Logan, your late" came the snarky voice from inside.

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