Sorry! I've been slaking! Greatly…yeah. Well, as i am veeery bored can attest to, I moved a while ago, but that can't be used as an excuse anymore.
Anyway, I still don't own Bleach and never will, but Ageha and Kenichi are mine. Kind of. Because they are real people, and you can't own real people, because that is called slavery and it is illegal. Or, at least, frowned upon. (Rant courtesy of i am veeery bored)
English
Japanese
Telepathy
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"Okay, okay, so the ball will explode. Alright. No big deal. They survived it in the manga, right? But what if something goes wrong? What if—" I was cut off mid-rant by Ageha slapping me, and I stood for a second, wide eyed. "What the hell was that for?"
"You're freaking out the manga people!" She yelled, making me blink. "Snap out of it, Kyrie! The characters survive much worse!"
The use of my English name made me pause, and glance around at all of the confused faces. We were standing in front of the cannon, the Reishu Kaku clutched in Ichigo's hand. I turned back to Ageha. "These guys are shonen characters! Nothing can hurt these lucky bastards! We're human, Damn it!"
"Kyrie, think about what you're saying." Always a voice of reason, Ageha grabbed my arm. "If these guys are from a shonen manga, then we must be in the manga as well, right? Have you seen anyone from the real world? I sure haven't. Therefore, we are also shonen characters."
I paused, contemplating. I didn't realize at that time, that everything she had said was flawed. At that time, it didn't matter.
Ichigo looked back and forth between us. "What's going on?"
"Nothing, nothing," I sighed, glancing at Ageha. "Alright. You win. Let's get this over with."
Nervous shuffling and a pissed strawberry and boar-rider later, and Ageha and I were scrambling, trying to grab onto whoever was closest. Of course, we managed to grab each other's arms, and Yoruichi showed up, digging her claws into the fabric on my shoulder. We barely had time to think before blinding yellow light engulfed us, and we were thrown from the group.
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"Kenichi? Where'd you go?" I looked around in confusion. When the light had faded, I was alone in an alley, God knows where. Kenichi? What's going on? Kenichi? Nothing. Not a sound.
What in the world was happening?
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"-ichi? Kenichi! Hey! KENICHI!"
"Whoa! What? What? What happened?" I gasped, bolting upright. I glanced around. "Where are we?"
"My base in the seireitei. You passed out when we landed, and Ageha's gone."
"Really?" Ageha? You there?
What the hell, Kenichi! Where are you?
I…I think that I'm where Yoruichi took Ichigo for his training. I glanced around at all of the giant rocks everywhere. Scratch that. I know that that's where we are. Where are you?
I'm not sure. I haven't run into anyone yet, but I'm out in public eye. Well, I could be anyway.
Be careful.
Keep that to yourself, troublemaker. I could hear the smile in her voice. At that, I grinned, and turned toward Yoruichi.
"She's safe. So, what's the plan?" I pulled myself into a cross-legged position.
"Observe, for now. That's all we can do at the moment."
I nodded, glancing around the arena. "That works for me."