A/N: And we´re back to the better times :). After CoG: Alec and Magnus are back together, Alec is finally out of the closet and everything´s just perfect... so far.
But don´t worry, the bad times won´t come so soon ;)
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:17
Hey Magnus,
We´re all heading to Taki´s around 18:45. Want to join us? :)
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:20
Okay, first of all: who is ´us`?
More details, darling
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:21
Jace, Clary, Izzy, Simon and I
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday,18:21
… Who is Simon again?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:22
Magnus, seriously?
He´s the Daylighter.
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:23
?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:24
Simon Lewis. Best friend of Clary, has a crush on Izzy, a bit nerdy, plays in an awful band, etc.
He helped us against Valentine, remember?
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:25
… Uhm
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:25
By the Angel, Magnus, you´re kidding right?
He´s the one who was turned into a rat at your party back then
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:27
Ahhh, rat boy :D I remember
I´m on the way.
Can´t miss out on some PDA now that I´m officially allowed to, can I?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:28
You´re impossible.
Try to be subtle though, okay? :)
And I´m totally not buying that I-don´t-remember-ratboys-name shit
Behave!
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:28
I know, I´m awesome 8-)
Alright, I´ll just put my hands under the table ;)
You have to admit rat boy is a hilarious superhero sidekick name
PS: Some people say you are whipped...
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:28
What´s that weird thing with the 8?
I don´t know what a ´superhero sidekick` is supposed to mean, but... I guess?
PS: No one says that. Only you said that. And are you indicating that you feel whipped? :D
From: Jace
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:28
Magnus Bane!
I just looked over Alec´s shoulder to see the disturbing message you sent my brother.
I´ll have you know that it was decided by a majority of the group that you and Alec are going to sit as far away from each other as possible in order to prevent unhygienic handjobs under the table.
Also, I think rat boy is a hilarious name for... well, for rat boy. I´ll have to keep that in mind
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:29
Oh Alexander
It´s a smiley with sunglasses. It´s supposed to be cool, ergo it represents me.
Also, we´ve got to watch Batman and Robin someday.
PS: Jace said it too once
PPS: I´m whipped and I enjoy it ;)
From: Jace
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:30
I say it all the time
And... ugh!
From: Magnus
To: Jace
Monday, 18:31
Jace Herondale!
Stop reading the texts I´m sending your brother. It´s private and one day you might read something you don´t want to read ;P
… A majority? Who voted against it? ^^
From: Jace
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:32
Only Isabelle. God knows what´s going on in her mind...
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18: 32
...Alec? Do you know your parabatai is reading along your texts over your shoulder?
And more importantly: Why did you vote for us being parted during dinner?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:33
Reasons of self-protection.
From public humiliation by my eccentric boyfriend and from being bereft of my fries again. Seriously, why do you keep doing this? It´s my food!
Thanks for the warning though, I kicked him for it.
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:34
:D
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:34
What?
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:35
You said boyfriend :)
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18: 36
Yeah, of course. That´s what we are, isn´t it? ;)
It´s not like it´s the first time I called you that
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:36
I know. But it keeps making me feel like the luckiest man in the world. :D
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:37
I know what you mean, I love saying it too :)
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:38
… And is there something else you love?
From: Izzy
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:39
Oh, By the Angel! Quit the phone sex!
Don´t deny it, I can see Alec blushing. If he told you he had nothing on but his glorious birthday suit, he´s lying.
From: Magnus
To: Izzy
Monday, 18:40
Isabelle, oh Isabelle.
If I wanted to have phone sex with your brother he´d do far more than just blushing ;)
I do hope he´s wearing more than just his birthday suit when Jace is lurking around Alec all the time
From: Jace
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:41
You have no idea how much I´ve already seen of Alec without clothing...
And I´m not lurking around. I´m proudly strolling
From: Magnus
To: Jace
Monday, 18:42
… Not sure if I should be mad at you for reading Izzy´s texts now or for being a creepy voyeur of my boyfriend
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks, Izzy, Clary, Rat Boy
Monday, 18:43
Who wants Clary and Jace to sit separated at dinner? Vote now!
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:44
I don´t care really. But.. whatever you say
(Wow, now I heard it too)
From: Izzy
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:44
Agreed!They´re even more annoying than you and Alec -_-
From: Simon
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:44
Agreed! And if we´re setting a seating plan I want to sit between Clary and Izzy.
From: Clary
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:44
… You do realize you sent this to me too, right?
Disagreed!
From: Magnus
To: Rat Boy
Monday, 18:45
Sure you do
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:45
Yes. You´re whipped :P
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:46
Oh, just get your ass over here! I know you´re probably standing in front of the Diner just to be ´fashionably late`
We´re all just waiting for you.
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Monday, 18:47
You´re all waiting for my ass? I´m flattered
(You have to give me credits for not asking what exactly you plan to do with my ass ;P)
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Monday, 18:47
Well, you did ask though
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Monday, 22:38
I´m spending the night at Magnus´
Don´t expect me till tomorrow morning :)
From: Izzy
To: Alec
Monday, 22:40
What´s new?
Good night, Alec ;)
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Monday, 22:41
... thanks Iz
Good night to you to
A/N: I really believe that Magnus just pretends to not know Simon´s name, because in every serious situation in the books he says his name without a problem.
And yes, Alec is called Sweet Cheeks in Magnus´ phone ;)