A/N: Hey guys! Sorry it took so long... again. Uh, nevermind.
This chapter is pretty much just nonsense, but whatever :D I want to fill the gap between CoG and CoFA but don´t really how long that should be. I think I´ll bring up the traveling plans of Magnus and Alec in the next chapter, what do you think?
Anyways, enjoy :)
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 13:24
Hey Alec :)
It might get a bit later till you can come over.
I´ll text you when the client´s gone.
See you ;)
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 13:36
Hey Magnus,
No problem :)
Have fun with your client
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 13:37
… Okay, that came out wrong
I meant don´t get too annoyed with him and don´t decide to turn him into a rodent.
I´ve been told that isn´t a very nice experience...
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 13:41
Haha, don´t worry, I won´t turn him into a rodent. That´s overrated.
What do you think of a spider instead?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 13:45
If you turn him into a spider, I will kill him. And I don´t think the Clave will approve of that...
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 13:48
Well, that would be rather nasty, wouldn´t it?
Now I have to go back and pretend being professional. The client´s starting to question my use of a cell phone on the job...
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 14:40
Okay, I´m finished. You can come over now if you want to
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 14:41
I´ll be there in 20 minutes :)
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 14:42
Alec?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 14:44
Yeah?
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 14:44
Can you bring some donuts on the way? :D
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 14:45
Consider it done :)
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 14:45
Ohh, you don´t know how happy that makes me. What have I done to deserve you? :D
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 14:46
Wow, you really are starving, aren´t you?
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 14:49
Totally! I knew there must be a benefit in dating a shadowhunter from Manhattan.
One is that you pass Dunkin´ Donuts on your way over to me...
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 14:53
Not really. It´s a detour actually
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 14:53
… Another one is, well, the stamina runes ;)
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 14:55
Uh-huh
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Wednesday, 14:55
I think that´s my favourite one :D
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Wednesday, 14:56
...
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Thursday, 10:26
Hey, have you seen my seraph blade?
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Thursday, 11:04
You´re kidding, right?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Thursday, 11:05
Uh... no?
I can´t find it here and Jace and Izzy are going to kill me if I lost it. I never lose my weapons!
They´re going to laugh at me for doing exactly what I always tell them not to do.
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Thursday, 11:11
Relax, honey. I found it. It was leaning at the kitchen table – which is mahagony btw – and dripping blood and slime on the floor.
Not. Acceptable.
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Thursday, 11:17
Oh. That´s where I put it :D
Hey it´s not my fault, I wanted to clean it, but someone distracted me
From: Magnus
To: Alec
Thursday, 11:18
Guilty as charged :D
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 20:24
Jace, is that supposed to be funny? For your information: Dozens of fake spiders in my bedroom is not funny! Neither is it frightening me.
Now get your ass over to my room and take them away!
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 20:30
What´re you talking about?I know nothing about such a fake spider crime you accuse me of having committed.
You must have mistaken my phone number with that of the Daylighter.
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 20:32
...Whatever.
I don´t assume that has anything to do with me feeding ducks in the park?
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 20:35
That was the worst act of treachery in the history of parabatai.
E tu Brutus
(the spiders might be a condign punishment of destiny for what you´ve done)
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 20:38
Worst act of treachery? Did you hear what happened between Valentine and Luke?
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 20:52
Okay, okay, I´m coming
From: Alec
To: Clary
Saturday, 20:58
You are a genius!
I don´t know what you´ve done to Jace, but he just came over to me, apologized and removed the fake spiders without a word of complaint.
Thanks, Clary, you might be the only one who can talk some sense into Jace.
From: Clary
To: Alec
Saturday, 21:19
You´re welcome ;)
It actually didn´t take much, just a little bit of kissing and then he was totally compliant :D
I´d recommend you trying something else though ;)
From: Alec
To: Clary
Saturday, 21:23
Er... thanks? I´ll think about ´something else`
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:12
Tell me not to punch Jace in the face
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:14
I think you should punch Jace in the face :)
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:15
You´re of no help.
The smiley did it though ^^
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:14
You can count on me ;)
Tell me, why exactly do you want to punch Jace in the face?
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:17
I don´t want to punch Jace in the face
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:18
But... You...?
Did I interpret your message wrong? I distinctly remember you saying „I want to punch Jace in the face, then punch the air in triumph"
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:20
I didn´t say that. Nobody would say that.
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:20
Argh, I want to punch him but I don´t want to. You understand me?
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:21
Uhm,... sure!
Sweetheart, that´s how I feel about Jace all the time... Only without the I-don´t-want-to part.
Just suck it up (bad choice of words) and come over to me ;)
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:24
I´d love to, but I can´t. Have some training to do...
I´ll come over at 10 if that´s okay for you
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:26
That´s alright.
You still didn´t tell me what Jace did to you though
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:28
Uh, he destroyed my bow... It´s okay now, it was just by accident
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:30
That´s what you´ve been upset about? You shadowhunter guys are weird
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:33
Look at it this way: How would you react if someone destroyed your bottles of glitter?
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:35
I don´t even want to think about it :o
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Tuesday, 15:37
See
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Tuesday, 15:38
Your bow is my glitter. Noted :D
From: Simon
To: Alec
Thursday, 13:42
Does Magnus really call you Sweet Cheeks in his contact list?
From: Alec
To: Simon
Thursday, 13:54
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
From: Simon
To: Alec
Thursday, 14:01
I have my sources...
From: Alec
To: Simon
Thursday, 14:03
It was Isabelle wasn´t it?
From: Simon
To: Alec
Thursday, 14:06
She thinks it´s cute
From: Alec
To: Simon
Thursday, 14:09
Well, I don´t -_-
From: Magnus
To: Sweet Cheeks
Thursday, 14:15
I hear you don´t like the nicknames I make up for you.
Now listen, honey, you should be honored to receive such special treatment from me, not everyone is so lucky.
My nicknames are cute and adorable and well thought through and they suit you
From: Izzy
To: Alec
Thursday, 14:17
I think you just got told. Ha!
From: Alec
To: Magnus
Thursday, 14:20
They are hilarious and weird. Period.
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Thursday, 14:21
What are you guys doing anyway, sitting around together and gossiping about me?
From: Izzy
To: Alec
Thursday, 14:23
Sure, it´s fun :D
You should try it out with Jace someday. Ooh, I can already see it:
„Ohhh, Alec have you seen how beautiful Izzy looks lately?"
„Yes, Jace, her hair is so smooth and silky, oh how I wish that I had her amazing hair"
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Thursday, 14:26
… Not going to happen
Do you really think that´s the kind of stuff we´re talking about when we´re alone?
From: Izzy
To: Alec
Thursday, 14:28
I don´t see what´s wrong with that :)
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Thursday, 14:30
No comment -_-