A/N: Hey :) I didn´t want to let you wait so long, especially you Meg, you are so great :-)
(and I wouldn´t want you to die from frustration ;)
A little warning: There´s no Malec in this chapter, just Jalec bromance which I love just as much. I hope you do too ;) Enjoy
From: Jace
To: Alec
Friday, 22:41
Demon attack in Queens. Get your ass over there and prepare for some action :D
From: Alec
To: Jace
Friday, 22:42
Ugh. Queens. I hate Queens
From: Jace
To: Alec
Friday, 22:43
Didn´t you say the same thing about Brooklyn? And look where you are now...
From: Alec
To: Jace
Friday, 22:43
Ha ha... whatever
From: Clary
To: Jace, Alec
Saturday, 15:27
When you two go for a boys night out today, could you pls invite Simon? Be nice for once, he´s a bit stressed out because of his mother and he really really needs a distraction
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:30
I´m not so sure, what do you think about taking Simon along?
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:31
Dunno… He´s not that of an idiot I thought he was…
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:33
You only say that because you can´t deny anything from Clary
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:33
Well, if you bring Simon, I´ll bring Magnus
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:34
Hey, it´s not like I´m bringing Simon as my date! We said no significant others allowed tonight!
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:36
You said no girls allowed. Ergo, I can bring Magnus.
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:37
Well, if you bring Magnus, I`ll bring Clary
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:38
That´s not how it works. Clary´s a girl.
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:39
Keenly observed
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:39
That means she can´t come with us. It´s called "guys night out" not "guys night out with one girl"
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:40
The whole purpose of a guys night out is that the girlfriends, in your case boyfriends, don´t take part in it. So if you bring Magnus, it´s a date in a guys night out and that is not allowed
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:41
Then I think the term "guys night out" is inaccurate
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:42
Well, how´d you call it then?
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:43
Dunno… but guys night out gives you the wrong image.
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:44
Alright, I won´t bring Magnus
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:44
Great! Tonight, 8:30pm then? :)
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:45
Okay :)
From: Jace
To: Clary
Saturday, 15:48
The Daylighter can come around 9:30
From: Clary
To: Jace, Alec
Saturday, 15:50
Great! I´ll call him right away :) Thanks guys
From: Jace
To: Alec
Saturday, 15:54
I told Simon to come around 9:30, so we have one hour for a parabatais night out
From: Alec
To: Jace
Saturday, 15:55
Perfect
From: Izzy
To: Alec, Jace
Saturday, 16:05
Hey, I want to get involved in your Friday night plans. Don´t leave me out, idiots
From: Jace
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:09
Calling us names will get you nowhere, woman
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:11
How the hell do you know about our plans?
From: Izzy
To: Alec
Saturday, 16:13
I know everything about everyone, my dear brother ;)
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:16
Well, you can´t come, as this is a parabatai/guys night out without girlfriends, boyfriends and sisters
From: Jace
To: Alec, Izzy
Saturday, 16:17
In short: PGNOWGBS. That definition is so going to catch on.
From: Izzy
To: Jace, Alec
Saturday, 16:20
Could you two stop texting each other? You´re in the same building, probably even in the same room. What´s wrong with talking?
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:21
How do you know where we are? For everything you know we could be in Peru. Or Mexico, or Queens
From: Izzy
To: Alec
Saturday, 16:23
Please, Alec. I told you I know everything ;)
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:24
Alright. We´re not in Peru.
From: Jace
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:24
We´re also not in Queens.
From: Izzy
To: Alec, Jace
Saturday, 16:25
Gosh, you guys are so boring!
I´m going to spend the night with a way cooler companionship. I´m going to Magnus´ .
Clary, Magnus and I are gonna gossip about you and I´ll ask them all about your awkward sexcapades
From: Jace
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:28
Fine, go ahead. There is no awkwardness in my sexcapades. You´ll find nothing but steamy sexiness and passion.
From: Izzy
To: Jace
Saturday, 16:29
We´ll see.
From: Izzy
To: Alec, Jace
Saturday, 16:31
Funny that Alec has nothing to say anymore... ;P
From: Alec
To: Izzy
Saturday, 16:32
Shut up, Iz.
From: Izzy
To: Alec
Saturday, 16:33
:P