25 Days of Phil

by CeliaEquus

25 days. 25 partners. 25 drabbles. 25 loves of Phil Coulson, whether they know it yet or not. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, Fantastic Four, Supernatural, or Sherlock, nor am I making money from this.

23. Sherlock

"Sherlock"

"Don't you dare," Phil said, seating himself opposite Sherlock. "There could be bugs. I don't need you 'deducing' my work aloud."

"Would I ever?"

"Yes, you would."

Sherlock smirked. "You had a brush with mistletoe."

"Probably the most innocuous thing that's happened to me today."

"Indeed."

Phil eyed him. "Stop that."

"You must have done some interesting things."

"Sherlock."

"How is Agent Romanov?"

"Sherlock!"

"Christmas traditions are a nuisance, aren't they?"

"Don't you have any sense of self-preservation?"

"Well… there are more effective ways of shutting me up."

Phil rolled his eyes. "Next time you want a kiss, just ask."

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Sorry I forgot to add Christmas in the Sam chapter! Kind of ran out of room, really. But I made sure to add it to this chapter. Honestly, no SHIELD agent should date a Holmes. Sherlock and Mycroft are too damn perceptive. Mind you, Sherlock's the one with no filter. Mycroft would be far more discreet.

And, as many have pointed out, suit porn.

Please review! For those of you who like Bucky/Phil, my Lump of Coul Exchange fan fic has finally been posted on AO3, and is now also on ffnet. It's called 'The Atmosphere for Miracles'.