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Question: Sorry, no question for this one- answer the other ones if you haven't done so already!

My Answer: No, seriously, answer the other ones.

Characters: Black X Iris.

Summary: *Grins* Do you know what 'breaking the fourth wall' means? Wikipedia it before reading if you don't.

Breaking the Fourth Wall

~When you walked in I said with a grin,

That we were just talking about you~

"Hey, Iris, what're you up to?" Black inquires, walking into the room he shares with her and munching on an apple.

She turns the computer monitor so that he could see the screen, and with a frown he sits down in the chair, pulling her onto his lap and blinking rapidly at the images shown. "Iris, what the hell is this?"

"Fanfiction. Fanart. Forum discussions."

"About you?"

She nods, seeming pleased.

He looks at the screen with growing agitation. "'Wishfulshipping'? 'Negaishipping'? 'Flavescentshipping'? Who the hell are all these guys, and what is this talk about 'shipping'? Shipping what? I don't get it."

"They're names of pairings with me in it, silly," she giggles, hugging him around the waist as a distraught expression crosses his face. "Fangirls and fanboys like to pair me up with people. They like to pair you up, too."

"But I don't even like half these people!" he cries, tossing the apple over his shoulder and gaping at the screen. "'Black X White'- ew, she's my sister- 'Black X Iris'- well, that one's okay- 'Black X N'- uh, hello, the creeper stalks me- 'Black X Cheren'- ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME- 'Black X Burgh'- NOW THAT IS JUST CROSSING THE LINE-"

He continues to rant, naming all of the ships, and Iris sighs and rolls her eyes. "You should've seen this coming," she tells you, shaking her head fondly as he spazzes. "He's never been one for slash pairings."

~Come on now, now

Enjoy the humour of the situation~