(AN) I'm here with another chapter from quick update, since I have been working on it for three days straight! I honestly thought I would finish this in early June, I guess I AM getting better at writing the chapter quicker. I also notice four new Pokémon for X and Y has been revealed and they look cool with one of them is a panda, while the other one you can actually ride on. I'm looking forward of seeing new Pokémon soon!
(Disclaimers) I do not own Total Drama Series or Pokémon. Also, the alphabet theme is NOT my idea. It's originally created by Frank15, so give credit for that.
STARRING:
Azumarill - 30 - The Slave Wife
Bastiodon - 29 - The Hardheaded Actor
Chandelure - 22 - The Smoking Bisexual Reader
Druddigon - 35 - The Redneck Survivalist
Espeon - 26 - The Christian Fundamentalist
Furret - 21 - The FanFic Writer
Gothitelle - 20 - The Transgender
Hydreigon - 64 - The Granny with two Talking Hands
Infernape - 58 - The War Veteran
Jolteon - 18 - The Normal Guy with a Big Secret
Klinklang - 18 - The Control Robot
Leavanny - 47 - The Strict Teacher
Marowak - 28 - The Zombie Fan
Ninjask - 19 - The Ninja Wannabe
Octillery - 18 - The Apathetic Girl
Purugly - 37 - The Ex-Porn Star
Qwilfish - 31 - The Underwater Cop
Rapidash - 23 - The Fast-able Horse
Sableye - 21 - The Secrets Spiller
Tangrowth - 29 - The Passionate Hairdresser
Ursaring - 31 - The Abusive Husband
Vanilluxe - 34 - Cheerful Optimist Ice Cream Man
Whimsicott - 18 - The Tomboyish Prankster
Xatu - 53 - The Foreseeable Psychic
Yanmega - 30 - The Enthusiast Pilot
Zebstrika - 45 - The Sexist Coach
Confessional: It's bonding time!
Yanmega: Infernape and I have similar employment, so we both team up to find the Pokéballs together.
Rapidash: Normally-I-would-just-run-around-the-island-to-fin d-the-Pokéball-and-race-back-to-the-finish-line-bu t-since-no-one-will-be-sent-home-and-there's-no-ad vantage/disadvantage-is-happening-I've-decided-to- teams-up-with-Chandelure-and-Furret-to-get-to-know -them-more.
Druddigon: I don't need anybody to help me find a Pokéball; I can do that on my own.
Chandelure, Furret and Rapidash are currently scrolling through the forest to look for the Pokéballs. Rapidash is walking quickly, which make Chandelure and Furret to go into jogging speed.
"Rapidash, slow down!" said Furret. "Nobody is going home today, so you don't have to walk quickly."
"I-know-but-ever-since-I've-evolved-I-have-always- does-things-quickly." explained Rapidash, sadly. "I-don't-know-why-I've-got-this-condition-in-the-f irst-place-but-no-matter-how-hard-I've-tried-I-jus t-can't-stop-going-fast. That's-one-of-the-reasons-why-I-came-to-this-show- so-I-can-use-the-money-to-give-it-to-the-doctor-an d-hopefully-give-me-a-treatment-for-it."
"Well, I'm sure you'll find a way to slow yourselves down someday." said Furret before she glances at Chandelure, who's seemed to be looking for something very carefully. "Chandelure, did you find any Pokéball yet?"
"No, I haven't yet." said Chandelure as he continues to search for the Pokéball but the way he's looking around the area has made Furret to raise an eyebrow at him.
"Are you looking for the idol as well?" asked Furret as she has made Chandelure to glances at her.
"As much as I want to deny it, I couldn't." admitted Chandelure. "Yes, I am also looking for the idols as well. The hosts said there are twelve idols on this island, and I want to make sure one of them is in my possession soon."
"Fair enough," said Furret. "But I still can't believe there are a lot of idols for this season."
"I know," agreed Chandelure. "I do expect the Idol Twist would be happening but I certainly didn't expect to be that amount of them."
"Hey-guys-I've-found-one!" exclaimed Rapidash as she pointed at the Pokéball next to her.
"Nice job, Rapidash!" smiled Furret. "So, who is going to have it?"
"I suggest that Rapidash should have it," suggested Chandelure. "After all, she has found it first."
"Really? Thank-I'll see you-two-at-the-finish-line!" smiled Rapidash as she pick up the Pokéball with her maw and then quickly run straight back to the finish line.
Confessional: Horse Ball!
Rapidash: (Smile) It's-nice-that-both-of-them-had-decided-to-let-me- have-it-even-though-I-didn't-know-them-as-much-as- I-planned-to-but-at-least-I-know-I-can-trust-them- now.
Bastiodon, Xatu and Sableye are also looking for the Pokéball in different area of the forest, well two of them actually.
"Bastiodon, it is true that you've use surgery to make yourselves look younger when in the reality, you're actually fifty years old?" asked Sableye as she got a notebook as she's about to write something.
"No." answered Bastiodon.
"Xatu, since you're a psychic teller and you can predict the past, present and future, do you know what happening during the rest of this show?" asked Sableye.
Xatu stare at her before answering her question.
"The answer is yes; I DO know what is happening for the rest of this show." replied Xatu.
Her answer has made Sableye and Bastiodon to become interest.
"Can you tell me what gonna happen on this island?" asked Sableye again, while smiling.
"Did I win Total Pokémon Alphabet?" asked Bastiodon, smiling. "I know I will but I just want to be sure."
Xatu remain in silence as she stares at Bastiodon and Sableye, who the both of them feel creep out and turn away from her.
"Fine Xatu, be that way." hissed Bastiodon. "But even if you won't tell me what happen, I KNOW I'm going to win. I can feel it."
"Err, Bastiodon?" asked Sableye but Bastiodon isn't listening.
"With my skills from my home life and the idols," continued Bastiodon. "They will be my guide to victory."
"Bastiodon…" said Sableye, sternly.
"And another thing," continued Bastiodon. "When I win the competition, the first thing I'm going to do with the money is…"
"BASTIODON!" screamed Sableye as Bastiodon stop his speech and yelp a bit in frighten.
"What?" asked Bastiodon as he turns around and glares at Sableye.
"Xatu's gone." simply said Sableye as she pointed at the empty space of Xatu used to be. Bastiodon and Sableye exchange look in worried.
Confessional: Xatu use Teleport!
Bastiodon: (Worries) Okay, I've only met Xatu for over an hour and she's already starting to freak me out!
Tangrowth, Whimsicott and Octillery are walking around the clearing as they're having a conversation with each other, while at the same time; looking for the Pokéball.
"And then after me and my friends have put the four large tube into the school," explained Whimsicott, smiling. "We've turned it on and the whole school is filled with melted ice-cream, chocolate, cheese and ketchup!"
Tangrowth and Octillery then laugh hard at Whimsicott's story about her senior prank three weeks ago.
"Yeah, it's a senior prank the school shall never forget." said Whimsicott, sly. "And I mean it because it's going to take forever to clean up everything."
"Oh man, I wish you could've done that at my school," laughed Octillery. "So I don't have to bother to get ready for school at all!"
"I could do that if you want but its take months of planning that prank, so I doubt it." said Whimsicott.
"So I wonder where the Pokéballs now?" asked Tangrowth but his question has been answered when he see two Pokéballs on a branches of a high tree. "Hey, I found it!"
"Great but how the hell are we gonna get that Pokéballs?" asked Octillery as she stare at the Pokéballs on the tree.
"Don't worry, I can just do this!" said Tangrowth before he stretches both of his long arms to grab the Pokéballs and then pull it back down to him. "Ta da!"
"Awesome, but who should take it?" asked Whimsicott.
"Can I have one?" asked Octillery. "'Cause I don't want to walk around this island any longer, I'm tired."
"Sure." nodded Tangrowth before he gives one Pokéball to Octillery. "Here you go."
"Thank," said Octillery. "But who gonna take the last one?"
"Maybe Tangrowth should take it," suggested Whimsicott. "After all, he was the one who found them."
"Nah," declined Tangrowth. "You can have it; I can always find another one, in case the next Pokéball I've seen is also on the tree."
"Okay thank," said Whimsicott as she take the Pokéball. "And good luck of finding another one, Tangrowth."
Whimsicott and Octillery start walking back to the finish line, while Tangrowth continue to look for another Pokéball.
Confessional: Can you prank my school, please?
Tangrowth: I am liking Whimsicott and Octillery so far, they sound like cool people to hang out, even though I'm ten years older than them.
Whimsicott: If you want to pull off the senior prank me and my friends has done, then make sure you plan on which rooms to place the tube, get as many foods as you can, check what time it is to do it and make sure nobody caught you.
Infernape and Yanmega are looking for the Pokéballs together in the different area of the clearing. Infernape is looking around on the ground, while Yanmega is looking around in the sky. Infernape exhale smoke from smoking his cigar before spoke to Yanmega.
"Hey!" hollered Infernape as he called out to Yanmega. "Did you find any Pokéball yet?"
"Not yet, man!" said Yanmega as he continues to search for the Pokéball. However, he has been thinking about something, and involve with Infernape, so he flies down to talk to him. "Hey, I need to talk to you about something."
"What that?" asked Infernape.
"Since this is gonna be a long game and if we both manage to be on the same team," suggested Yanmega. "I'm thinking maybe we should form an alliance."
"Alliance?" asked Infernape, even though he knows what alliance is.
"Yeah I mean, since we're both from the military," explained Yanmega. "We're gonna be a huge threat to the other, so if we form an alliance, we can always got each other's back if one of us gets in trouble. What do you say, man?"
Yanmega extend a hand, while Infernape is thinking about the offer he has been given.
Confessional: Possible first alliance of the season…
Infernape: (Blow smoke into the air before speaking) Yanmega just offer me to be in an alliance with him, there're pro and con for this situation. Pro; when you're in the same team with yours alliance member, you can gain extra vote by your side and have an easier chance of voting someone you want to leave. However, there are con as well. If we're on a separate teams and the other know we been having an alliance behind their back, we'll be voted out… (Click fingers) just like that. Anyway, I've been thinking about it and I have made my decision about the offer, and I choose…
"Yeah, I'll take your offer man." smirked Infernape as he shook Yanmega's hand.
"Awesome." smiled Yanmega, pleased to have Infernape in his alliance now. "For here and on, no one should know about this."
"Agree," nodded Infernape.
"Okay, now we need find the Pokéballs and get back to the finish line to complete the challenge." said Yanmega before he flies up to the sky again and start looking around the area. A few minutes later, he flies back down to Infernape again but this time, with a Pokéball. "Hey I found a Pokéball, here you go."
He throws the Pokéball to Infernape, who just caught it and then the latter look at him in confused.
"Erm, don't you want it, Yanmega?" asked Infernape.
"I can find another one easily," said Yanmega. "Just take it to the finish line."
"Alright, good luck." nodded Infernape before he start running back to the finish line, while Yanmega flies off in a different direction.
Confessional: The first alliance of the season IS confirmed!
Yanmega: (Smile) This is going great! I've just form an alliance with Infernape, and as long we're gonna be in the same team, I'll be one step closer to win the million dollars, baby.
Leavanny is currently walking through the forest, while in a foul mood and crossing her arms.
"Stupid, bratty kids for making me come to this stupid show." muttered Leavanny. "When I get back, I'm going to talk to the principal to have these kids to be expelled."
She stops grumbling when she comes across a small robotic Rattata.
"A robotic Rattata?" scoffed Leavanny. "What next, a cartoon characters popping out of nowhere?"
She's somewhat right as seven more robotics Rattata has appears and all of them look like they're about to attack. Leavanny notice this and start walking backward, slowly.
"Ha-ha, you don't need to be hostile, I'm a friendly woman." chuckled Leavanny but the robotics Rattata reveals tiny cannons and starts firing at her, who start running from her life, while screaming. "AHHH!"
Confessional: Robotics Rattata Rampage!
Leavanny: (Annoy) Okay, why on earth there are robotics Rattata trying to attack me?!
Azelf: (Laughing) Oh yeah, we didn't tell them about that, so the contestants get a little surprise from us! Ha-ha!"
Zebstrika and Klinklang are strolling through the clearing. Zebstrika are looking through the bushes, while Klinklang appear to be scanning the whole area.
"Err, what the hell are you doing?" asked Zebstrika as he finish searching through the bushes and notice Klinklang's scanning. The latter didn't respond which make Zebstrika to glares and walk toward him and then taps Klinklang with his hooves. "Hey! I said; what the hell are you doing?"
Klinklang seem to finally notice Zebstrika as he turn around to face him, while there's a beep is heard.
"BZZT, THE LOCATION HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED." said Klinklang in robotic voice. "REASON FOR MY ACTION IS TO SCAN THE ENTIRE ISLAND TO UNDERSTAND THE POSSIBLE OUTCOME FOR THIS SEASON, BZZT."
Zebstrika stare at Klinklang in bewildered but then shook it off and start walking again.
"Remind me again why did you join with me?" asked Zebstrika in annoy.
"BZZT, I NEED TO SCAN EACH AND EVERYONE OF THE COMPETITON AND YOU ARE THE FIRST, BZZT." replied Klinklang.
"Well stop doing that, it's creeping me out!" scolded Zebstrika before he notice a group of robotics Rattata and he also notice two Pokéballs on top of them.
"Oh there you are…" smirked Zebstrika before he walk over to them and he's about to pick up one of the Pokéballs until the robotics Rattata start firing at him, sending him back a few feet. "Ow! What the…"
He didn't finish his sentence as robotics Rattata continues firing at him. As it happening, Klinklang beeps a few times before speaking.
"BZZT, TARGET'S APPROACHING. ACTIVATE CHARGE BEAM." said Klinklang as he's charging up his Charge Beam.
SHOOM!
He unleashes the Charge Beam with such power than it normally does. When it's all over, the robotics Rattata are completely obliterate except amazingly, the two Pokéballs. Klinklang float toward it in silence and then pick up one of them.
"THE MAIN OBJECTIVE HAS BEEN COLLECT. THE TARGET DESTROYED." said Klinklang in a non-emotion. "NOW MUST GO BACK TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE, BZZT."
Just like that, Klinklang float away from the scene, leaving alone Zebstrika, who is completely in shock with his eyes widen as saucers and his maw wide open.
Confessional: Robotics Rattata Rampage Part II and also Klinklang's 'shocking' attack.
Zebstrika: (Shock) That ain't no ordinarily Klinklang…
Espeon, Marowak and Purugly are also walking in the clearing but the grasses are larger than the other. They are currently in a conversation, while looking for the Pokéballs.
"So, what yours employment back home, Purugly?" asked Marowak.
"I'm currently an exotic dancer," explained Purugly before speaking a sexy voice. "But before that, I used to be a special dancer and perform in films with one or two people."
"Wait a minute, are you saying that you used an ex-porn star?" asked Marowak with his eyes widening a bit.
"That's right." nodded Purugly.
"Pfft, it's make sense," scoffed Espeon. "You would fit perfectly as Lust from the seven deadly sins."
"Oh yeah, then what describe Lust in the seven deadly sin?" asked Purugly as she frown at Espeon.
"Lust is an intense desire or craving. Lust can take many forms such as the lust for knowledge, the lust for sex or the lust for power." explained Espeon. "It can take such mundane forms as the lust for food as distinct from the need for food. Lust is a powerful psychological feeling producing intense wanting for an object, or circumstance fulfilling it."
Marowak and Purugly stare at Espeon in silence until one of them breaking it.
"Okay you're right," admitted Purugly. "That's just perfectly describe me. So, what are you going to do about it now?"
"Well since my mission from Arceus is to get rid of all of devil's work off the island," explained Espeon as she glares at Purugly. "You are now on my list of eliminating people, so we shall be enemies."
"That's fine by me, since I don't give a damn about you." said Purugly before passing around the bushes and then trip. "Ow! What the he-"
Purugly didn't finishes her sentence as she finds out what she has trip of and it reveals to be three Pokéballs sticking out from the ground.
"Hey, you've found it." smiled Marowak. "I'll use Boney to dig it up."
"Boney?" asked Espeon.
"That's the name of my bone clubs." explained Marowak before he use 'Boney' to dig up the Pokéballs and pull it out. "There, I've got it out."
"Great," said Purugly as she take one of the Pokéball. "Now let's go back to the finish line to complete the challenge."
"Right." nodded Marowak, who was tapping the Pokéball up and down with Boney before he grabs it with his hand and start running to the finish line with Purugly and Espeon.
Confessional: So if Purugly is Lust, then which contestants are parts of the rest of seven deadly sins?
Marowak: Purugly and Espeon are interesting people but I don't think I want to be friends with them, whether it's happening in the game or during the zombie outbreak.
Espeon: As it right now, Purugly is one of the many devils I shall meet on this island, this has only just begun.
Purugly: (Smirk) Espeon is right about me being Lust. I'm all in for sex but also for power. I know I can't have Espeon in my alliance and Marowak doesn't look like he trust me but I'm sure once I've seduce him, he'll be crawling for me in no time. This game shall be mine." (Chuckles)
Rapidash run speedily toward the finish line with the Pokéball in her maw. She crosses the finish line and then removes the Pokéball from her mouth to smile.
"Congratulation for completing the challenge, Rapidash!" congratulated Mesprit.
"Thank!" smiled Rapidash. "As-least-I've-completed-the-challenge-first!"
"Actually Rapidash, you're not; she does." stated Azelf as he pointed at Xatu, who appear to be staring at the sun.
"What? How-long-she-was-here?" asked Rapidash, bewildered.
"She was here for literally two minutes before you've arrive." replied Uxie. "But right now, all you can do is to wait for everyone else to come back here."
"Okay…" sighed Rapidash as she glances at Xatu.
Confessional: You just can't come first in everything.
Rapidash: I-just-want-to-let-you-all-know-that-when-I didn't-placed-first-I-wouldn't-be-too-happy-about- it-so-I'm-surprised-that-Xatu-got-here-first-and-I -better-go-a-few-feet-away-from-her-she's-starting -to-creep-me-out.
Xatu: (Sitting quietly with her eyes closed as she appear to be in deep thought)
Ursaring and Azumarill are somewhere deep in the forest to look for the Pokéballs but that's not the only reason why they're here. Ursaring glance around the area in case someone is following them. When he realizes that both of them are alone, he then looks at Azumarill, while glaring.
"Now let's go through with this plan again;" said Ursaring, glaring. "I've brought you here because I don't want you out of my sight and you're gonna help me win the million dollars, am I clear?"
"Y-yes." stammered Azumarill as she feels Ursaring's glare is steaming into her body.
"Also, if you find any idol, you give it to me immediately and there's one more thing I need to tell you." explained Ursaring before he suddenly grabs both of Azumarill's long ears, who yelp in pain at Ursaring's tight grips on her ears and then bring her closer to his face. "If you EVER tell anyone about who I am back home, you WILL regret it and remember, we're all watching your every step, got it?"
Ursaring's threatening growling voice has made Azumarill to become even more terrified.
"Got it?!" roared Ursaring he pulled Azumarill's ears hard, which made the latter to yell in pain.
"Ah, Yes! Yes!" cried Azumarill in pained as her ears were being painfully pulled by her husband.
"Good," nodded Ursaring before he put Azumarill on the floor and let go of her ears. He then glances around the area but he caught something in the corner of his eyes. He turns around to see two Pokéballs on a nest on top of the long tree. Smirking, Ursaring patted Azumarill's back, who was rubbing her ears in pain.
"Hey Azumarill, I got a job for you." smirked Ursaring as he pointed the two Pokéballs. "See that two Pokéballs up there? I want you climb up that tree and get it for us."
Azumarill want to decline it but she knows if she doesn't do it, Ursaring could hurt her again. Reluctantly; Azumarill walk over to the tree and start climbing it. She was struggling at first but she gotten the hang of it and continue climbing up the tree. Few minutes later, she has finally climbed to the top and grabs the Pokéballs from the nest.
"Ursaring, I've got it!" hollered Azumarill but then she suddenly hears something breaking. She immediately realizes what it is but she's too late as the branches she's standing on; has break and she start falling to the ground. "AHHHH!"
Azumarill closed her eyes and prepare for the impact but she didn't feel any pain, so she open her eyes slowly and she can see Ursaring is holding her in his arms.
"Nice job, Azumarill." smirked Ursaring as he put her down to the floor. "I knew you can do it, now let's go back to the camp before it gets dark. And remember to do what I've said in this game."
Azumarill nodded as both of them pick up the Pokéballs and then start walking back to camp with Azumarill look into space with worries.
Confessional: Drama Couple!
Ursaring: (Smirking devilishly) It's all according to plan; Azumarill is here to help me win this game, by voting, finding idols and taking out the competition. Sure Azumarill and I are married but she's a slave, she must do whatever I've told her to do and Zebstrika is right about one thing; women wouldn't last long in this game, so this is gonna be an easy gameplay.
Azumarill: (Quietly) Okay, I know that Ursaring and I are married but I didn't feel like we were for a long time, I feel like more of his prisoner. I could've just told the other about this but I can't. (Sigh sadly) Regardless, one way or another, I will find the way to expose Ursaring for who he truly is… I hope.
Druddigon is also walking deep in the forest but in the different area. Having experience in the wood, he's seemed to be tracking something by looking at footprint or smelling the sense of the person who hide the Pokéball.
"Alright, if I was the Pokéball, where was I be?" mused Druddigon as he continue to search through the forest but then he hear twigs snapping. He quickly hides behind the tree and wait for any more sound to be heard but it didn't. So he turns around slowly and he can see one of the robotics Rattata a few feet ahead of him, so he step out from the tree and stare at it. He also notice a Pokéball on the Rattata's back.
"I have a bad idea about this." muttered Druddigon.
He's right as seven more robotics Rattata appears and they all revealed theirs cannon from theirs back. They start firing at Druddigon, who dodge it and start using his Dragon Claw to attack them and get the Pokéball.
Confessional: Robotics Rattata Rampage Part III!
Druddigon: (Sigh) This is gonna be a long season.
Jolteon, Ninjask and Qwilfish are scrolling around between the clearing and the forest. Ninjask is looking for the Pokéballs in the sky, while Qwilfish and Jolteon are in the ground.
"Can you see any Pokéball yet, Qwilfish?" asked Jolteon.
"Not yet." said Qwilfish as she's hopping around the area, which made Jolteon to stare at her in curiously.
"I've got a question to ask you." said Jolteon.
"Ask away, kid." said Qwilfish as she stops hopping to look at Jolteon.
"How come you manage to breathe on land?" asked Jolteon "Doesn't all fish Pokémon only can breathe underwater?"
"Oh no," said Qwilfish, shaking her head. "Fish Pokémon like me can still breathe on land, is just that we don't move much."
"Don't that gonna give you a disadvantage in challenges?" asked Jolteon.
"I am aware of that but I don't let any obstacles to stop me." said Qwilfish. "If I can take down burglars and shooters, I can handle this."
"Well the place here is different than the one back home." remarked Jolteon before he look up and spoke to Ninjask. "Hey Ninjask, did you find the Pokéballs yet?"
"Not yet, man!" said Ninjask as he continue to look for the Pokéballs until he see something ahead of him. "Wait, I think I've found something over there!"
Ninjask pointed the direction to Jolteon and Qwilfish and then all of them head over to that direction. When they get there, all of them has theirs eyes widened.
"Oh crap." murmured Qwilfish as she and the boys stared at the twenty robotics Rattata army in front of the and every single one of them brought out theirs cannon.
"What are we gonna do now?" asked Jolteon as he step backward from the robotics Rattata army.
"Hold on, I can see Pokéballs on theirs back; four of them to be exact." said Ninjask as he pointed at robotics Rattata who hold the Pokéballs. "We have to fight them to get those Pokéballs!"
"He's right," nodded Qwilfish as she's preparing to use Aqua Tail. "It's the only way we can get it."
"And I shall do the job!" smiled Ninjask as he flies speedily toward robotics Rattata army, while preparing to use X-Scissor to strike them.
CLANG!
Ninjask has strike at one of them. However, his facial expression is frozen for a moment before he reeled back both of his hands in pained.
"ARGH!" screamed Ninjask in pained as he flies around, trying to shakes off the pain from his hands. "Dammit that hurt, ARGH!"
As Ninjask continue to flies around in pain, Jolteon and Qwilfish sweat-drop in embarrassed.
"Err, Qwilfish?" asked Jolteon. "Can you please continue what you're doing?"
"My pleasure." nodded Qwilfish before she bounce high into the air and fall back down directly toward the robotics Rattata army with her Aqua Tail at ready. "Aqua Tail!"
She attack the robotics Rattata army with her Aqua Tail and knock out three of them already, however, Jolteon join in and use Thunderbolt to help her take out the rest of them. When it's all over, the entire robotics Rattata army has crumble into pieces except for the Pokéballs.
"Man, that was awesome you two!" smiled Ninjask as he flies next to them with the pain on his arms are gone.
"Thank and its look like those Rattata…"said Qwilfish before she brought out her sunglasses from out of nowhere and put it on. "…Are no longer hunting down cheese."
"YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed unknown invisible rock lead singer.
"What the hell?!" asked Jolteon as he and Ninjask look around in bewildered. "Where did that come from?!"
"Oh that," smiled Qwilfish as she put away her sunglasses. "That happens every time I've put on my sunglasses and say a one-liner."
"Really?" asked Ninjask, smiling. "That's so cool, can I try it?"
"No." said Qwilfish, glaring. "Only I get to do it."
"Okay, can we grab the Pokéballs and go back to camp now, please?" asked Jolteon.
"I agree with Jolteon but what are we gonna do with the fourth one?" asked Ninjask as he hold Pokéball in each hands.
His question has been answer as Yanmega suddenly appear and grab one of Ninjask's Pokéballs.
"I'll take that, thank you." smiled Yanmega. "And I'll see ya guys back at camp!"
Yanmega flies off and headed back to camp with the rest exchange looks.
"Well, that answers your question, Ninjask, let's go." said Qwilfish as she and the boys are scrolling back to camp.
Confessional: Robotics Rattata Rampage Part IV! YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
Jolteon: Okay, Qwilfish and Ninjask seem like a good guys but I need to be careful to make sure I didn't made any fatal move, I just can't.
Qwilfish: So far, I haven't seen anybody bad. However, the girls said that Zebstrika had told sexist comments about them, so I've better check to see if they're right.
Ninjask: (Tapping his chin in thought) I have to wonder where that "YEAH!" came from.
Gothitelle, Hydreigon and Vanilluxe are looking around the beach to the Pokéballs. Gothitelle had founded her and she has decided to stick with Hydreigon and Vanilluxe to help them find theirs. However, they haven't found any Pokéballs at the moments.
"I wonder where the Pokéballs are?" asked Hydreigon as she glances around the beach.
"I'm sure we'll fine one soon." said Hydreigon's Angel Hand.
"Nah… that takes way too long!" complained Hydreigon's Devil Hand. "Let's just steal the Pokéball from the other!"
"Relax, we'll find the Pokéball soon, okay?" said Gothitelle.
"She's right, we'll find it." smiled Vanilluxe. "We just need to be patience."
The group are silent for a few minutes until Gothitelle spoke up.
"Hey Hydreigon, how do you react when you realizes your hands could talk?" asked Gothitelle.
"Oh well you see, when it first happened, I thought I was dreaming but then I realizes my hands could really talks and I freak out like crazy." explained Hydreigon as she begin to blush in embarrassed. "So I went to the doctor but he's also freaked out about it as well. He couldn't explain how it happened, nobody knows and I have never known the answer for forty years but I don't care anymore because I've grown fond with my hands."
"Even though one of your hands is a devil?" shunned Gothitelle.
"Yeah but when you've stay with them for a while, the bond would grow." smiled Hydreigon. "I'm perfectly happy with my hands now."
"Not me! I don't love anyone, I don't love you, not ever!" sneered Hydreigon's Devil Hand.
"I love you too," smiled Hydreigon. "And no matter how much you denied it, I know you love me too."
Her Devil Hand didn't talk anymore and then Vanilluxe speak up.
"Hey girls, I've found another Pokéball and its right over there!" smiled Vanilluxe as he pointed in his direction and the women can see a Pokéball is half buried into the sand.
"Hey nice job, Vanilluxe!" smiled Gothitelle as she run over to the Pokéball, pick it up and then run back to the other. "So, who should take this, this time?"
"I suggest you give it to Hydreigon," suggested Vanilluxe. "I can always find another one elsewhere."
"Are you sure?" asked Gothitelle, surprised at Vanilluxe's such niceness. "I mean you're the one who found it in the first place."
"I am absolutely sure." smiled Vanilluxe.
"Aw thank you, dear." smiled Hydreigon as she hugs Vanilluxe despite the Ice/Dragon type disadvantage.
"You're welcome and I suggest you two go back to the camp, while I find the Pokéball on my own but I'll most likely to come across other contestants." said Vanilluxe
"Okay, good luck." said Gothitelle as she and Hydreigon begin to head back to the camp.
"Thank you!" smiled Vanilluxe as he float toward the forest.
Confessional: Aw! He gives me a Pokéball too!
Vanilluxe: (Smile) All I want to do during my time here is to makes people happy and has fun!
Gothitelle: (Smile) It's nice of Vanilluxe to give the Pokéball to Hydreigon, and since both of them are good people, I like them.
Hydreigon: (Smile) He is such a dear for giving me the Pokéball, even though he was the one who found it first.
Chandelure and Furret have found theirs Pokéballs and now they're going back to the camp, while having a conversation.
"The current stories I'm writing on FanFiction now are 'Total Drama Pokémon Adventure' and 'Pokémon Hunger Games'." explained Furret. "I've managed to finish some of my other stories."
"Oh well done," smiled Chandelure. "Are you going to plan on finishing those two stories?"
"I am but Pokémon Hunger Games has only got three chapters at the moments and I'm planning on having about seventy," explained Furret. "While Total Drama Pokémon Adventure would have about two-hundreds, so it's gonna be a long while before I've finish either of them."
"I wish you good luck on finishing them." said Chandelure.
"Thank!" smiled Furret."
Confessional: Both stories Furret mentions are actually the author's real stories, read them!
Furret: I am aware both of my stories would take a long time to be finish, especially with Total Drama Pokémon Adventure. However, no matter how long it will take, I WILL finish the stories, even if it takes me another twenty years or so. (Smile) Have a look and tell me what do you think?
They were continuing theirs conversation until Vanilluxe suddenly come out from the bushes with a Pokéball.
"Hello guys," smiled Vanilluxe. "I was on my way back to the camp when I saw you two and I'm thinking we should go back together!"
"Sure of course!" said Furret.
"Great!" said Vanilluxe before he pointed the direction of the camp's whereabouts. "I can see the camp right over, let's go!"
Vanilluxe, Furret and Chandelure run back to the camp and cross the finish line.
Confessional: Bushes full of Pokéball!
Chandelure: I was going to ask Furret if she want to form an alliance with me but I got interrupted by Vanilluxe, so I'll wait for the right time to ask her.
Bastiodon, Sableye and Tangrowth, who just join them a few minutes ago and all of them has a Pokéball with them.
"So Tangrowth, how old are you?" asked Sableye.
"I'm twenty-nine years old, "Although my birthday is coming very soon."
"How soon?" asked Sableye.
"Less than a month, why, are you thinking about throwing me a birthday party?" asked Tangrowth, smiling.
"Nah, I'm just asking." shrugged Sableye.
"So how old are YOU?" asked Tangrowth.
"I'm twenty-one and my birthday is December…" said Sableye until she gets interrupted by Bastiodon.
"Hey guys, I can see the camp right over there!" interrupted Bastiodon as he pointed at the camp ahead of him.
"Oh cool, let's go!" said Tangrowth as he and Sableye run to the finish line, with Bastiodon slowly behind them.
"Finally…" muttered Bastiodon.
Confessional: December what? It is on Christmas?
Bastiodon: I'm used of hearing people talking at the party but none of them talk as much as those two. They kept going on, and on, and on about theirs life back home and I don't give a damn about it! (Sigh) At least I don't have to put up with either of them now.
Tangrowth, Sableye and Bastiodon cross the finish line and they can see just about the whole cast are already here.
"Well done for completing the challenge, guys!" nodded Azelf.
"Are we the last to finish it?" asked Sableye.
"No, there is only one more person to go and then we can finish this challenge." stated Uxie.
"Speaking of which, where is Leavanny anyway?" asked Mesprit, glancing around.
Her question has been answer as something has exploded and then everyone can see something in the sky is falling toward them. As they got a closer look, they can recognise the fallen object or someone.
"Is that Leavanny?" asked Tangrowth.
"AHHH!" screamed Leavanny as she's falling toward the camp and hit the ground hard for the second time today. "OW!"
Most of the cast cringed at Leavanny's painful landing.
"That must be painful." said Gothitelle.
"You think?" hissed Leavanny as she slowly stands up after her painful landing. "I was looking for the Pokéball around the forest when I've come across an army of stupid Rattata robots and they start attacking me! I was running away for an hour and then I have enough and start attacking them in retaliated but they fire and went exploded at me! The next thing I know, I was flying in the air and landed here. By the way, I haven't found your stupid Pokéball and I'm not going back out there again!"
She felt something next to her feet and look down to see a Pokéball right beside her with Xatu stared at her.
"I've saved the Pokéball for you." said Xatu.
"Thank." murmured Leavanny as she picks up the Pokéball and stare at Xatu.
"We were wondering why Xatu got two Pokéballs with her," said Azelf before he shook it off and smile. "But it doesn't matter now because this challenge is over!"
"So what are the Pokéballs for?" asked Marowak.
"Good question Marowak, inside the Pokéball contain a token that will determine which teams you're going to be in and which cabin you'll be sleeping for tonight." explained Uxie. "So you may open your Pokéball now."
The contestants immediately open theirs Pokéball and take out a token. There were three types; gold token, silver token and bronze token but there's also Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf's faces on it and all of them has all three different colours.
The hosts brought out three small brown baskets with three different colours buffs insides.
"Okay, if you have a token with my face on it," explained Uxie. "Then please come over to me and grab the yellow buff from the baskets."
Chandelure, Espeon, Hydreigon, Ninjask, Purugly, Qwilfish, Tangrowth and Vanilluxe walk over to Uxie and pick up a yellow buff.
"You guys are now the official members of Unique Uxie." declared Uxie, smiling. "Now put on your buff please."
The members of the Unique Uxie put the yellow buff on them.
"It's look like we're teammates now!" smiled Vanilluxe at his new team.
"I'm okay with it." shrugged Qwilfish.
"If anybody has me on your token," explained Mesprit. "Then come over to me please."
Bastiodon, Gothitelle, Infernape, Jolteon, Octillery, Sableye, Whimsicott and Yanmega walk over to Mesprit and pick up a pink buff.
"Okay guys, you are now the members of Mysterious Mesprit." declared Mesprit, smiling. "Please put on your buff."
The members of the Mysterious Mesprit put the pink buff on them.
"Hey, we're in the same team, man!" smiled Yanmega as he fist bump with Infernape, who is also pleased to be in the same team with Yanmega.
"Oh, this team is going to be fun." said Sableye as she smile deviously of what kind of secrets she could exposed.
"And finally; whoever has a token with my face on it," explained Azelf. "Come over here and pick up the blue buff."
Azumarill, Druddigon, Klinklang, Leavanny, Marowak, Rapidash, Ursaring and Xatu walk over to Azelf and pick up the blue buff.
"Alright, you guys are officially the members of the Awesome Azelf!" declared Azelf, smiling. "Now put on your buff."
The members of the Awesome Azelf put the blue buff on them.
"Hey Azumarill, you and I are going to stay together in this team." smiled Ursaring as he wrap one of his arms around Azumarill.
"Oh good." said Azumarill with forced smile while in the reality, she's not pleased.
"Wait a minute; I got a white token with a poffin on it!" exclaimed Zebstrika, showing the token.
"So did I, we're not out of the game, are we?" asked Furret, worries.
"No you're not," explained Azelf. "In fact; with the white token you're holding, you two are safe from elimination and won't have to take part in challenges until someone from any of the three teams is voted out and then one of you will replace that person."
The girls groaned in annoy that Zebstrika will not be eliminated anytime soon.
"Now would you two come over here and put the white buff on." said Uxie as he's holding two white buffs.
Furret and Zebstrika walk over to Uxie, take the buff and then put it on as both of them are pleased to be immune from eliminations for now.
"Okay, now that the teams are revealed, I shall explain which cabin you'll be sleeping for tonight." declared Mesprit as she's a bit disappointed that Zebstrika is immune. "Whoever has a gold token, please stand in front of the Winner Cabin."
Druddigon, Gothitelle, Hydreigon, Gothitelle, Ninjask, Octillery, Rapidash and Ursaring walk over in front of the Winner Cabin.
"Those who has a silver token, go stand in front of the Middle Cabin." explained Azelf.
Azumarill, Chandelure, Espeon, Jolteon, Klinklang, Qwilfish, Sableye and Yanmega walk over in front of the Middle Cabin.
"And for the rest of you; I'm sorry to say it but you'll be sleeping in the Loser Cabin tonight." said Uxie apologetically. "Including Furret and Zebstrika."
"What?" exclaimed Bastiodon, angrily. "You can't be serious!"
"I'm sure it's not that bad." shrugged Marowak.
Bastiodon, Furret, Leavanny, Marowak, Purugly, Tangrowth, Vanilluxe, Whimsicott, Xatu and Zebstrika walk over in front of the Loser Cabin.
"Okay, now that the teams and the sleeping arrangements have been revealed, it's dinnertime so enjoy." smiled Mesprit.
Confessional: Presenting this story's teams!
Bastiodon: (Annoy) Oh great, not only I'm on the same team with Sableye but I'm also sleeping in the smelly Loser Cabin! This is NOT how I've picture this at all!
Sableye: (Looking at her notebook) Okay, so far I haven't find anything worth gold but I'm sure I'll find out soon. After all, reality show always reveals juicy secrets. (Smile deviously)
Octillery: (Smile) Winner Cabin, I'm home!
Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf stood on the Dock of Shame as the night started to begin.
"And that's the end of the first day of the competition. We have winners, we have losers and we have people who are neither." smiled Azelf.
"But that could change tomorrow as the first teams challenge will be happening." smiled Mesprit.
"And with that said it's time for the outro questions." said Uxie. "How far the contestants will get during the game?"
"Who will become friends or enemies?" said Mesprit.
"And will anyone find any idols on this island?" said Azelf.
"Find out next time on Total!" said Uxie.
"Pokémon!" exclaimed Mesprit.
"Alphabet!" exclaimed Azelf.
Winner Cabin: Druddigon, Gothitelle, Hydreigon, Infernape, Ninjask, Octillery, Rapidash and Ursaring.
Middle Cabin:Azumarill, Chandelure, Espeon, Jolteon, Klinklang, Qwilfish, Sableye and Yanmega.
Loser Cabin: Bastiodon, Furret, Leavanny, Marowak, Purugly, Tangrowth, Vanilluxe, Whimsicott, Xatu and Zebstrika.
Unique Uxie: Chandelure, Espeon, Hydreigon, Ninjask, Purugly, Qwilfish, Tangrowth and Vanilluxe.
Mysterious Mesprit: Bastiodon, Gothitelle, Infernape, Jolteon, Octillery, Sableye, Whimsicott and Yanmega.
Awesome Azelf: Azumarill, Druddigon, Klinklang, Leavanny, Marowak, Rapidash, Ursaring and Xatu.
Non-Team: Furret and Zebstrika.
And that the end of episode one of Total Pokémon Alphabet! If you're wondering how long the story is gonna be, then I can confirm there will be 26 episodes; normal length as Total Drama seasons.
I'll be doing Author's Note like this at every end of the episodes.
So what do you guys think of the story and the characters? Do you love them, hate them, or don't know them?
As for the Idols Twist, the hosts are right; there are TWELVE idols on the island and I can confirm that one of them is an Immunity Idol. After all, you can't have Idols Twist without Immunity Idols.
About the part where Qwilfish put on a sunglasses, spoke a one-liner and "YEAH!"? That was from CSI, although I have NEVER seen it. I saw these running joke reference from an episode of JONAS and comics from Pokémon Nuzlocke in deviantART. I thought it would fit her perfectly, since she's an underwater cop.
I won't be posting up another chapter soon, since I need to plan this story more, so I can write it well.
Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf: Read and review, everyone!
Azelf: Or I won't get famous! (Mesprit hit him in the arms again) OW!