(AN) Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry about the update being slow because I was busy with a couple of things. But on the bright side, I have planned this story more, and since Total Drama Pokémon Adventure will be cancelled after I've finished writing five more chapters, I'll be able to update this a bit quicker, so tell me what you think after reading this chapter!
Also, another thing; this story now has more than one thousand views! YAY!
(Disclaimers) I do not own the Total Drama series or Pokémon. Also, the alphabet theme is NOT my idea. It's originally created by Frank15, so give credit for that.
Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf are ready to do the recap as the sky is coloured with navy blue with stars and a couple of clouds are showing.
"Last time on Total Pokémon Alphabet!" Azelf smiled. "Our contestants were settling in for their first night of this competition."
"Some were enjoying the night like the people in the Winner Cabin…" Mesprit said.
"While the contestants weren't't enjoying the Loser Cabin as they had to sleep on the smelly floor for the night." Uxie said.
"Speaking of the Winner Cabin… haha," Azelf laughed. "Did you guys see the way Octillery was reacting to that place last night? It was funny when she was hugging the stuffs all over the place, but it was even more hilarious when she hogs a lot of beers! Ahahahaha!"
"I don't find it funny to see someone who drank a lot of alcohol and then passed out in the confessional." Uxie frowned.
"Well, at least Hydreigon had brought her back to the cabin." Mesprit said. "Anyway, after breakfast, the contestants were participating in the biggest Easter Egg Hunt they had ever seen as five thousand eggs had been spread out all over the island."
"Their challenge was to collect these eggs and bring them back to their team crate." Uxie explained. "The two teams with the most eggs on their crate would be safe from elimination."
"As the challenge goes on, there were a couple of things that happened." Azelf recalled. "Qwilfish was surprisingly being insecure about her body after being unable to grasp any egg in her clutch."
"When she went back to the campground, Zebstrika had blabbed on about how it's a 'good move' that she had volunteered to stay behind when Tangrowth had left for more eggs." Mesprit scowled as mentioning Zebstrika. "Luckily, she gave him a lesson by striking him in the 'kiwis' and managing to shut him up."
"After the challenge, the contestants had gathered a lot of eggs for their team." Uxie said. "In the end, the Mysterious Mesprit has won their first challenge, while the Unique Uxie would've joined them as well if it wasn't for Hydreigon's Devil Hand who was attempting to take the eggs from Mesprit's crate in order to get the lead and go back to the Winner Cabin. However, her plan was squashed when Hydreigon had managed to have temporary control of her body and stopped her. But unfortunately, she had swung her arm down and accidentally smashed her own team's crate. This had caused her team to go to the first Elimination Ceremony in this game."
"Before the Elimination Ceremony had started, the team seemed to be headed toward eliminating Hydreigon until Vanilluxe had shockingly told them to vote for him because he felt that what Hydreigon did was a complete accident, and he's willing to take the fall for her." Azelf said. "But sadly, that wasn't enough as Hydreigon is still out and became the first person to be out of the game."
"I feel bad for her though," Mesprit lamented. "It's wasn't her fault that she broke her team's crate."
"There's nothing we can do about it, Mesprit." Uxie said to Mesprit before looking at the camera again. "But there's something very interesting right after Hydreigon had left the island. I'd asked the Unique Uxie to choose from either Furret or Zebstrika to be her replacement. At first, it looked like the team was going to choose Furret until Qwilfish had yelled out Zebstrika, much to everyone else's surprise."
"Oh yeah, I remembered you told me and Azelf about this." Mesprit nodded. "Apparently, despite her conflict with Zebstrika, Qwilfish wants him on her team because her team needs more physical strength. She'd also said that her team could vote Zebstrika off once they went back to the Elimination Ceremony again. I hope Qwilfish knows what she's doing."
"Well Mesprit, only time will tell." Azelf said before facing the camera. "Can Vanilluxe get over Hydreigon's elimination?"
"Will Qwilfish's plan with Zebstrika work?" Uxie said.
"And will anyone will find any idols soon?" Mesprit, rhetorically. "Find out on Total!"
"Pokémon!" Azelf exclaimed.
"Alphabet!" Uxie exclaimed.
(Theme song; I wanna be Famous)
STARRING:
Azumarill - 30 - The Slave Wife
Bastiodon - 29 - The Hardheaded Actor
Chandelure - 22 - The Smoking Bisexual Reader
Druddigon - 35 - The Redneck Survivalist
Espeon - 26 - The Christian Fundamentalist
Furret - 21 - The FanFic Writer
Gothitelle - 20 - The Transgender
Infernape - 58 - The War Veteran
Jolteon - 18 - The Normal Guy with a Big Secret
Klinklang - 18 - The Control Robot
Leavanny - 47 - The Strict Teacher
Marowak - 28 - The Zombie Fan
Ninjask - 19 - The Ninja Wannabe
Octillery - 18 - The Apathetic Girl
Purugly - 37 - The Ex-Porn Star
Qwilfish - 31 - The Underwater Cop
Rapidash - 23 - The Fast-able Horse
Sableye - 21 - The Secrets Spiller
Tangrowth - 29 - The Passionate Hairdresser
Ursaring - 31 - The Abusive Husband
Vanilluxe - 34 - Cheerful Optimist Ice Cream Man
Whimsicott - 18 - The Tomboyish Prankster
Xatu - 53 - The Foreseeable Psychic
Yanmega - 30 - The Enthusiast Pilot
Zebstrika - 45 - The Sexist Coach
(Winner Cabin)
The Mysterious Mesprit is hanging out inside the Winner Cabin. Bastiodon, Jolteon, Sableye, Whimsicott and Yanmega are in awe when they have entered the cabin for the very first time, while this is the second time for Gothitelle, Infernape and Octillery.
"Whoa!" Yanmega whistled happily as he glanced around the living room. "So, this is what the Winner Cabin looks like?"
"You got that right." Infernape nodded before motioning Yanmega toward the pool table. "Hey, you wanna play pool?"
"Yeah, I'm in." Yanmega nodded before he and Infernape went over to the pool table.
"This is far better than the Loser Cabin!" Whimsicott smiled as she walked around the living room with Octillery.
"I totally agree." Octillery nodded, smiling. "I can't wait to show you the hot tub over there!"
"Did someone say 'hot tub'? Out of my way!" Bastiodon said as he ran past the two girls to get to the door and then opened it and saw the hot tub. "Yes! This is what I needed!"
Bastiodon walked up the steps and then entered the hot tub with a relaxing sigh is heard.
"HEY!" Octillery scowled as she stormed into the room and squirmed over in to the top of the hot tub with Whimsicott standing at the doorway. "You can't use the hot tub, it's mine!"
"I don't see your name on it, Octillery." Bastiodon scoffed.
"Of course there is!" Octillery stated as she tapped on the front of the hot tub below her. "I wrote my name in ink last night!"
"Erm, Octillery, all I can see is a smudge of ink on it, but I'm gonna assume that's where your name is." Whimsicott stated.
"Whatever," Octillery drawled before facing Bastiodon again. "But the point is; I was totally here first, so therefore I own this hot tub."
"Oh please, the hot tub is for people with star quality like me, while you, however, have none." Bastiodon boasted as he closed his eyes and then moved one of his legs as a sign to 'Go Away'. "So could you please get off the hot tub, so I can relax after spending two long days in this game?"
Octillery just stood there as she glared at the relaxing Bastiodon.
"Fine! Relax with this!" Octillery scowled before she sprayed out ink from her mouth which splatted onto Bastiodon's face.
"What the hell?!" Bastiodon shouted in shock, horrified of having Octillery's ink covering his face. "Oh Arceus, my face!"
Whimsicott laughed while witnessing Bastiodon desperately trying to rub the ink off his face, but having a hard time doing so.
"If I was you, Octillery, I'd start running!" Whimsicott grinned.
"Good idea!" Octillery said before she jumped off the hot tub and then ran out of the room with Whimsicott.
Bastiodon, meanwhile, used the water in the hot tub to partially remove some of the ink from his face until he can see clearly again. He climbed out of the now-ink-covered hot tub with a bit of a tumble and then glared at the direction where Octillery and Whimsicott have left.
"Oh, you're gonna pay for ruining my beautiful face!" Bastiodon snarled as he ran out of the room and started chasing the two girls who have gone upstairs and locked themselves inside one of the bedrooms. He then ran upstairs and started ramming against the bedroom door where the girls were.
"Bastiodon, knock it off!" Gothitelle said, sternly, where she and Jolteon are sitting on one of the couches. "The producers had spent a lot of money on this place, so don't repay them by crashing it!"
"You don't tell me what to do! The only person I listen to is me, the star." Bastiodon declared as he stopped ramming the door and faced Gothitelle below, while glaring. "But whatever, I'm going to take a shower to clean this disgusting ink off my face."
He left the hallway and entered one of the upstairs bathrooms, while Whimsicott and Octillery have opened the door a bit and looked both directions to see if Bastiodon is no longer in the hallway.
"Hey, the coast is clear." Jolteon assured when he saw the girls appear at the doorway. "Bastiodon has entered the bathroom on the right."
"Thanks!" Whimsicott smiled as she and Octillery walked out to the hallway. "Hey Octillery, do you want to see my scrapbook of all the pranking I'd done?"
"Sure!" Octillery nodded as she started following Whimsicott, who was walking to her luggage in the living room downstairs.
"You know, even though we're on the same team, I don't think we have a chance to meet yet." Gothitelle recalled before extending her hand out to Jolteon. "I'm Gothitelle, by the way."
Jolteon looked at Gothitelle for a moment before extending his paw and shook Gothitelle's hand.
"Jolteon. My name is Jolteon." Jolteon said before pulling his paw back.
"So, why did you come to this show?" Gothitelle asked, wanting to get to know him.
"Erm…" Jolteon stammered trying to come up with an answer without letting her know the real reason. "I came here because… I want to use the money to buy myself a car. I've always wanted to get a car ever since I was a kid."
"Oh, that's good to know." Gothitelle said as she became a bit suspicious of Jolteon's stammering, but shook it off. "Anyway, I joined this show because I want to win the million dollars, so I can move out of the house and become a full grown woman. But I also want to make a few friends."
"That's nice." Jolteon nodded before he stood up from the couch. "I'm going to bed now; I want to get ready for the challenge tomorrow."
"Okay. Good night, Jolteon." Gothitelle waved as Jolteon began to walk toward the stairs. By the time Jolteon walked up the stairs, she now got one thing in her mind and asked everyone in the living room. "Hey, where's Sableye? I haven't seen her since all of us walked in here."
"Oh yeah, I remember seeing her when Octillery and I were running away from Bastiodon upstairs." Whimsicott replied while going through her luggage for her scrapbook with Octillery's help.
When Jolteon reached the top of the stairs, he's surprised to see Sableye, who looked like she had been run over by an elephant and now on the brink of passing out.
"Sableye, what the hell happened to you?" Jolteon asked as he placed one of his paws on Sableye's shoulder.
"I was… looking around the Winner Cabin upstairs… when the girls were… running past me… and then suddenly… I was being run over… by Bastiodon…" mumbled Sableye before she passed out onto Jolteon, who held her and then put her on his back. He turned his face to the others downstairs, who are watching the whole scene.
"I'll take Sableye to bed." Jolteon stated before he started walking slowly so he wouldn't have Sableye fall off of him.
Confessional: Ouch, I would not like being run over by a heavy Pokémon.
Bastiodon: (Grumbled) (His face is nearly clean but still has a couple of ink on it, so he's using a rag to wipe off the remaining ink from his face) Lousy bitch for ruining my beautiful face.
Whimsicott: (Leaning against the wall, while smirking) Bastiodon had better sleep well tonight, because I'm thinking about giving him a little 'surprise'.
Gothitelle: I can tell Jolteon is lying with the way he answered my question. He could be hiding something, but I shouldn't be involved in whatever business he's in.
Infernape and Yanmega are continuing their game of pool as Yanmega has managed to get one of his striped balls into the hole.
"Oh yeah, another point for Captain Yanmega!" Yanmega boasted, smiling.
"'Captain Yanmega'?" Infernape questioned in amusement as he breathed in and out with his cigar from his hand. "That sounds like a name for a superhero in a TV show."
"Maybe I am." Yanmega grinned using chalk on the tip of the cue. "I may be a captain, but the general back home told me I'm one of the best damn captains they ever had in the Johto Marine Corp. Your turn."
Infernape leaned down, positioning himself to know where to hit the white ball to. It was silence for a moment but then he launched the white ball with his cue, and it went speeding around the table as the ball hit the wall on the left and then bounced it off to change direction to the right. He managed to hit one of his solid balls and entering it into the hole, while also hitting one of Yanmega's striped balls, which it's standing right next to the solid ball and the hole, and has the striped ball guiding the solid ball into a hole, while the striped ball has stopped at the edge of the hole, giving Infernape two points in the game.
"Whoa, that's impressive." Yanmega smiled as he's impressed with Infernape's skill with pool.
"Thanks," Infernape chuckled. "When you play pool as long as I did, you'll get to know a couple of techniques."
"Yeah," Yanmega nodded in agreement but then changed the topic with him glancing around the room before speaking to Infernape in whisper. "Hey, remember what the hosts said yesterday, that there would be twelve idols on this island?"
"Yeah?" Infernape questioned, even though he's getting the idea of where Yanmega is going.
"I want to go find one of the idols tomorrow, so we can have a better chance of surviving elimination in case we got our ass on the line." Yanmega explained. "I'll go look for one, first thing in the morning. And if I do find an idol or two, I'll come straight back here and hide it before anyone else knows, okay?"
"That's a good idea, it's important that we get a backup plan in case the original was fucked." Infernape nodded, liking Yanmega's plan. He then spoke up louder. "But enough talk, let's continue this game."
"Right," Yanmega nodded as he and Infernape are continuing their game of pool.
Confessional: I wonder what the idols will look like if they ever find them.
Yanmega: Knowing the hosts; I'm willing to bet that the idols will not be easy to find. But I'm not letting that stop me.
Infernape: I hope Yanmega has managed to find one of the idols tomorrow; it could help us get further in the game. Also, remember one thing; before going through with your first plan, always have a backup plan in case your first plan was fucked up.
(Middle Cabin)
Marowak is sitting on the top bunk on the left, while Ursaring at the bottom bunk on the right, with Klinklang sitting at one corner of the room, and Druddigon in the bathroom.
"Man, we were lucky we didn't have to go for the elimination tonight." Ursaring stated.
"I know," Marowak nodded. "If it wasn't for Hydreigon, we wouldn't be here right now."
"I'm guessing that woman must be out of the game right now." Ursaring said before him and Marowak heard a couple of machine-like beeping is being heard, so they turned to see Klinklang is the one who's making the beeping.
"BZZT, MY CALCULATION HAS CONFIRMED ME THAT HYDREIGON HAS AN EIGHTY-SIX PERCENT CHANCE OF BEING ELIMINATED." Klinklang said in no emotion. "SO YES, SHE IS MOST LIKELY TO BE OUT OF THE GAME, BZZT."
"Wait, hold on, you said 'eighty-six percent," Ursaring asked in a little surprise, since Hydreigon is the sole reason why her team is up for elimination. "Why did you say that?"
"BZZT, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS FROM SCANNING EVERYONE HERE, THERE APPEARS TO BE SOMEONE WHO IS WILLING TO TAKE THE FALL FOR HER, BZZT." Klinklang replied.
"Really," Marowak asked. "Do you know who it is?"
"BZZT, THE INFORMATION IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN. HOWEVER, I WILL RECEIVE THE INFORMATION TOMORROW AFTER NINE HOURS OF RECHARGING MYSELF. ACTIVATE SLEEP MODE, BZZT." Klinklang replied before more beeping noises were being heard and then he closed his eyes and his gears stopped turning as the others heard a noise that sounded like shutting down a computer.
Marowak and Ursaring exchanged looks and then Druddigon came out of the bathroom.
"Hey, what did I miss?" Druddigon asked as he laid down on the bottom bunk on the left.
"Klinklang said that there's an eighty-six percent chance that Hydreigon would be voted out." Ursaring replied.
"Why did he say 'eighty-six'?" Druddigon asked, even though he doesn't seem to care about it.
"Apparently, he said that someone is willing to take her place and leave instead." Marowak replied.
"Now what kind of dumbass would give up a chance to win a million dollars?" Druddigon remarked with his face saying WTF.
"I don't know," Ursaring shrugged. "But whoever it is, they must have a good reason for it."
"Well I don't," Druddigon stated. "I came here for money so I can fix ma wing and that's that. I'm gonna go take a nap, night."
Druddigon closed his eyes and went to sleep and then Marowak and Ursaring began to chat again.
"So… Ursaring," Marowak said. "I came across your wife at the challenge today."
"Yeah," Ursaring questioned with one of his brows raised up. "What about it?"
"She's definitely shy when I tried to introduce myself," Marowak recalled. "But I hope this island will help her come out of her shell."
"Me too," Ursaring said as he looked at the floor for a moment and then shook it off and lay down on the bed. "Well, I'm going to bed too, goodnight Marowak."
"Night Ursaring." Marowak nodded as he lay on the bed as well with his bone club in his arms.
As Marowak and Druddigon were sleeping, Ursaring remained awake as he stared at the wall to his right with a non-emotion expression showing.
Confessional: Why Ursaring is staring at the wall?
Ursaring: I'm not gonna worry about Marowak. He was just saying hello to Azumarill, nothing more. (Glare) It'd better stay that way.
Marowak: (Nod) I think Ursaring is a good gentleman. I wish him good luck on helping his wife to become more social to other people.
Leavanny is lying on the top bunk on the left side with Rapidash sitting below her, while Azumarill is lying on the bed like she did last time with Xatu sitting above her, reading a book.
"Hey-Xatu-what-are-you-reading?" Rapidash asked quickly as she looked at Xatu, who has removed herself from the book to look at her.
"I'm reading Fallen Masters." Xatu replied before glancing back to her book. While she was reading, she spoke up. "You know, Leavanny and Azumarill, you two have been awfully quiet since we've entered here."
"That's because I'm trying to get some sleep." Leavanny replied as she turned her face to look at Xatu. "It's not easy for me to do so nowadays."
"Why's-that?" Rapidash asked with curiosity.
"That's none of your business." Leavanny muttered before she turned her head away from the others and faced the wall. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to get some sleep."
She looked at Leavanny above her and then turned to face the lying Azumarill from across the room.
"Hey-are-you-okay?" Rapidash asked as she seemed concerned about Azumarill, who has turned her face to look at her.
"Oh, I was just trying to go to sleep like Leavanny did." Azumarill murmured before turning her face away, while pulling her sheet further.
Rapidash looked at her roommates, who were either trying to go to sleep or reading a book.
"Well-night-everyone." Rapidash sighed before lying down the bed and immediately falling asleep.
"Oh, so she can fall asleep, but I can't?" Leavanny grumbled after hearing Rapidash's snoring. "Unbelievable…"
Confessional: Wow, that's a hell of a team they've got there!
Rapidash: I-stay-up-later-than-usual-so-I-can-get-to-know-my -teammates. But-then-I-realized-that-they're-not-so-great-beca use-I've-learnt-that-Leavanny-is-grumpy-and-whiny- Xatu's-being-creepy-and Azumarill-has-hardly-said-anything-at-all! (Sigh) (Sarcastic) What-a-fantastic-team-I-got-there.
(Loser Cabin)
For the first timer; Chandelure, Espeon, Ninjask and Qwilfish are disgusted when they've entered the Loser Cabin, while the second time; Furret, Purugly, Tangrowth, Vanilluxe and Zebstrika have gotten a bit more used to the environment but were still disgusted with the cabin like the others.
"Ew…" Espeon moaned, disgusted after looking around the Loser Cabin. "This is where you guys slept here last night?"
"Unless you got something that would make this place become more bearable, yes, this is where we're sleeping as losers." Purugly said as she sat down and leaned against one of the walls.
"I miss the Winner Cabin already." Ninjask groaned.
"At least YOU got a chance to sleep there last night." Tangrowth retorted as he sat down next to Furret on the left side. "The rest of us haven't been able to sleep there yet."
"Except for Hydreigon," Vanilluxe lamented as he sat between Zebstrika and Ninjask.
"I'm sorry, Vanilluxe," Chandelure sighed as he floated down to sit next to Furret on the right side. "But voting her off is the right thing to do, since she could've done it again."
"But you don't know that," Vanilluxe said before he showed a smile. "But I can't be too depressed about it. I came here to have fun, so I have to move on from it, so I can continue playing this game!"
"That's the spirit!" Qwilfish smiled, while sitting next to Espeon.
"Yeah, it's always important to stop dwelling on the past and focus on what's ahead of you." Zebstrika nodded.
This has caused everyone else to stare in surprise at Zebstrika, who looked at them confused.
"Zebstrika, are you actually being nice?" Ninjask asked.
"Hey, it's important that nobody feels down before the big game, or else we're screwed." Zebstrika stated.
"Speaking of 'the big game', why did you guys choose Zebstrika to be on your team?" Furret asked. "I thought you were gonna pick me."
"We WERE going to pick you until Qwilfish had explained to us we're lacking physical strength, while the other two teams have three physical threats. So we-" Chandelure explained until he got interrupted by Zebstrika, who is smirking now.
"Oh wait, I get it now!" Zebstrika smirked. "You guys need me so I can guide you all to victory. Good choice. And I would also like to say it was a smart move for you guys to vote out Hydre-"
"Zebstrika, I recommending shutting your mouth before you regret it." Qwilfish glared, sternly.
Zebstrika was about to retort back at Qwilfish until he remembered that Qwilfish spiked his kiwis, giving him an agonising pain. So, he closed his mouth and stayed quiet.
"Hey, whatever the next challenge will be, we'll win this time and won't have to sleep here tomorrow." Tangrowth smiled as he stroked Furret in the same way people would stroke their cat or dog.
"Erm… Tangrowth, could you please stop stroking me?" Furret asked, feeling uncomfortable with Tangrowth's stroking her.
"Oh, I'm sorry Furret, I didn't mean to." Tangrowth apologised as he removed his hand from Furret. "I just like the feeling of your fur."
"Dude, do you have a 'thing' for her?" Ninjask asked.
"No, no, not at all!" Tangrowth said, shaking his head furiously. "In fact, there are two things you should know about me. One; I have a fetish for any kind of hair, hence the reason why I was stroking Furret and I'm a hairdresser. And two; I'm gay!"
"Wait, what did you say?" Espeon asked.
"I said I'm gay." Tangrowth replied. "I have been since I was thirteen."
"Oh… I see." Espeon blinked.
"Espeon, are you okay?" Purugly asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine: I'm just surprised, that's all." Espeon murmured.
Confessional: Another contestant being found on Espeon's hit list!
Vanilluxe: Has Espeon developed feelings for Tangrowth? She seemed to be upset when she found out that Tangrowth was gay.
Espeon: (Calm with no emotion showing) So, Tangrowth is a homosexual, huh? I suppose now that I have find out about this information… (She glares at the camera with venom) he must leave.
Purugly: I remembered on the first day, she told me that she's a Christian. Now I don't know much about religion, but I heard that usually anyone who is a fundamentalist hates anybody who is gay or bi. She obviously doesn't like Tangrowth now when I saw her reaction of finding out Tangrowth's sexuality. (Shrug) But I don't care because I had met people who were gay or bi during my time as a porn star. Plus, having Espeon targeting Tangrowth means a better chance for me to stay in the game longer.
Furret: Okay, maybe I should tell you this; I'm diagnosed with… autism. It's a condition where people get emotional and social problems. I had this since I was born, but my parents did not know that until I was about three or four years old. Ever since then, I had been struggling with my life due to people picking on me while I was at school. I didn't have many friends since I usually stay at home. However, as years went by; I have gotten better with handling my emotions and becoming more social. Right now; I'm completely a different person than I was when I was younger. But… even now, I still get quite uncomfortable with other people, besides my parents, touching me, which is why I feel that way when Tangrowth was stroking me. However, making more friends and becoming even more social is one of the reasons why I'm here. So hopefully, by the time I go home, I'll be a better person. (Smiles hopefully)
"I have to be honest, Tangrowth, I knew you're gay with the way you talk, and you had told us last night that you're a hairdresser." Purugly said.
"Hey, just because a guy is a hairdresser, doesn't mean they're automatically gay!" Tangrowth argued.
"Yes it does," Purugly countered. "All the male hairdressers I know were either gay or bi. Hell, I even saw some of them with me during at work when I was younger."
"Purugly, I don't wanna know about your dirty past as a porn star, please." Ninjask said, not liking hearing Purugly's past.
"Fine." Purugly scowled before laying her head against her arms.
"Now if you all excuse me, I'm going to take a nap." Zebstrika said as he's also laying his head against his arms and then closing his eyes. "I want to be ready for the challenge tomorrow."
"For once; I agree with him." Qwilfish said before closing her eyes. "Night guys."
Confessional: The only straight male hairdresser the author possibly knew so far was a guy from a movie called "You Don't Mess With The Zohan!"
Tangrowth: All I was saying is that; you shouldn't assume the guy is gay when he's a hairdresser! It's so stereotyped!
The sunrise has appeared at the horizon over the sea as it's slowly moving up as the time flies by. Even though it's six in the morning, someone has moved out of the Winner Cabin and flew into the air. Yanmega is seen glancing around the area to make sure nobody is awake. Once he has checked the area, he then flies into the deep forest to search for any idols he could find.
"Come on…" Yanmega murmured as he flies slowly to look very carefully for the idol in the forest. "Where are you, you little idol son of the bitch…"
He keeps flying through the forest for twenty minutes until he has noticed something out of place above him, and stopped. He's still in the forest but it's the area where lot of wild Pokémon lived in the trees. He moved closer to one of the nests from a high tree and eventually, he flew next to it and found something very interesting. It's carved out of wood. The colour is dark brown, while there are two arrows symbolizing swapping coloured with lighter brown.
"Could it be…?" Yanmega asked himself as he grabbed hold of a small wooden sculpture and then looked at it. After spending thirty seconds looking at the wooden sculpture, Yanmega showed a smile. "Oh, hell yeah!"
Confessional: First idol of Total Pokémon Alphabet has been found!
Yanmega: (Holding the idol, while smiling) Yep, that's right. After spending twenty minutes in the forest, what I'm holding is one of the twelve idols in this game. According to the description; this idol would allow me to swap my amount of votes with a person of my choice. However, I wouldn't be told whether I have any votes against me or not. So when Infernape and I have to use this; we gotta make sure we use it right. But I can't have this idol in my luggage 'cause Sableye could be snooping through our stuff to look for any 'juicy secrets' we have. I'm going to hide this idol back where I've found them but I'm gonna make it unable for the others to find it.
Yanmega has managed to hide the Swap Idol back where he's found it, but put it at the higher nest so the others wouldn't be able to see it from the ground. He immediately flew back to the Winner Cabin before the others have woken up. Luckily no one did yet and he watched TV downstairs around that time. An hour and a half later, Infernape has walked downstairs after going into the bathroom and he noticed Yanmega in the living room.
"Morning, Yanmega." Infernape greeted as he went into the kitchen to make himself some coffee.
"Morning, Infernape," Yanmega greeted as he moved from the couches and entered the kitchen. "Hey, I wanna tell you that-"
"Ugh!"
Yanmega and Infernape walked out of the kitchen to see Sableye who is walking down the stairs, while rubbing her back in pain.
"We'll talk later." Yanmega whispered.
Infernape nodded as he and Yanmega went back into the kitchen with Sableye sitting on one of the couches in the living room.
"Hey, you alright, Sableye?" Yanmega asked as he's also making coffee.
"My back is killing me!" Sableye groaned. "Normally, I would interrogate you two about what you did this morning, but right now, I don't care."
"You want some coffee?" Infernape asked as he poured coffee into one of the mugs he set out.
"Yes, please." Sableye nodded. "By the way, who put me in bed last night?"
"It was Jolteon." Infernape replied.
"Oh, I'd better thank him at some point today." Sableye declared.
"Hey, you guys want to go to the Mess Hall to get our breakfast in a minute?" Yanmega asked, drinking coffee after Infernape has poured some of it into his mug.
"Sure." Infernape nodded.
"I'm in." Sableye agreed.
After they have finished drinking their coffee; they went to the Mess Hall to have their breakfast, while the rest have joined in later on except for Bastiodon.
The Mysterious Mesprit (except for Bastiodon) ate their breakfast, while Whimsicott was in a good mood, which has made Sableye suspicious.
"Hey, what made you in such a good mood, and where is Bastiodon?" Sableye asked, narrowing her eyes.
"I slept great, and let's just say… I left Bastiodon a 'little surprise' last night." Whimsicott smiled.
"What 'little surprise'?" Gothitelle asked, wondering what Whimsicott did to Bastiodon.
"You'll see soon enough." Whimsicott grinned even more as she looked like she was about to burst in laughter.
No more than a minute later, Bastiodon has entered the Mess Hall but for some reason, he's wearing a sheet that's big enough to cover his whole face except for his eyes and mouth. He picked out his breakfast and then sat down at the table with his team, who were staring at him the same way they have come across something that's completely unknown. This has made Bastiodon annoyed and he looked at his team.
"What?" Bastiodon said, annoyed.
"Why the hell are you wearing a sheet on your face, dude?" Jolteon asked.
"Because I heard that having something completely cover your face is what's in right now." Bastiodon lied.
His team obviously knew that Bastiodon is lying.
"You're lying, Bastiodon," Sableye stated, narrowing her eyes even more. "I can clearly see that in your eyes."
"So what are you gonna do about it?" Bastiodon scowled.
"I think we should see what you're hiding behind your sheet!" Sableye declared before she jumped on his head and started scratching Bastiodon's sheet, ripping it into pieces.
"Hey, get off of me!" Bastiodon shouted as he stood up from the table, trying to shake Sableye off his head frantically.
However, Sableye has managed to hang on and kept ripping at Bastiodon's sheet until he finally threw her off, but unfortunately along with his sheet; revealing his face. The team except for Whimsicott is stunned to see Bastiodon's face is covered in white with girlish eyelashes and red lips. The room was silent for three seconds before the Mysterious Mesprit roared in laughter with the other two teams, besides Klinklang and Xatu, following them behind. Even the Simi Monkeys Sibling joined in as well.
As the contestants kept laughing, Bastiodon was becoming angrier until he started shouting at them.
"SHUT UP!" Bastiodon shouted as the contestants are still laughing. "I didn't put this on my face! Somebody must've snuck into the room and did this to me!"
"Sure," Infernape chuckled. "Whatever made you slept through the night."
"I'm betting that one of you did this to me!" Bastiodon accused, glaring at his teammates, who had started to settle down from anymore laughter.
"You can't prove anything, Bastiodon," Gothitelle smiled, amused from seeing Bastiodon's face. "It could've been someone from the other team that must've broken in the Winner Cabin, and your room, to pull a makeover on you."
"Hmm… you could be right, I've barely known anyone from the other teams, so I need someone to investigate them." Bastiodon nodded before turning over to Sableye, who looked excited to participate in an investigation. "Sableye, I-"
"You can count on me!" Sableye smiled standing up on the bench. "I'll find out who did this trick and spill it to you, as soon I've got the information."
She got off the bench and then snuck her way to the Awesome Azelf's table until Druddigon spotted her.
"Don't even think about it, Gem Eyes!" Druddigon shouted, glaring.
"I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!" Sableye screamed in declaration before she got thrown back by Druddigon and landed on the foods at the buffet table, making quite a mess. "Ugh…"
Confessional: MAKE UP CANNOT BE SILENCED!
Sableye: (Cover in foods) Okay, next time; I'll try with the Unique Uxie. Even though I don't like Bastiodon, I'm always up for any investigation and find the sources for every secret here. Also, another thing… (Smirking) I'm glad I've managed to rip off Bastiodon's sheet. It was SO worth it seeing his girly face. He deserves it after going all Tauros on me.
Bastiodon: (Glare) Whoever did this to me is gonna pay! I tried to wash it off earlier, but for some reason, it can't! So now my face is stuck like this for who knows how long!
Whimsicott: (Laughing) Did you guys see Bastiodon's face? The result was so hilarious! (Continues laughing until she has calmed down) Ah… Gothitelle is right about the part where someone could've broken into Bastiodon's room and put make up on him. I did that. I used my special face paint that would make him unable to wash it off until AFTER twenty four hours was up. I also used my special glue that has the same effect with my paint. So, until tomorrow, he'll be known as; Bastiorella! (Starts laughing again)
"Druddigon, you have got to stop throwing Sableye into the food." Leavanny said, sternly.
"Hey, I don't want that little snitch to get grabby on my personal stuff." Druddigon grunted. "Would you like her to be snooping through your stuff?"
"No, but it's still not right to throw people across the room." Leavanny stated before continuing eating her breakfast.
Azumarill was eating her breakfast until Rapidash looked at her, smiling. She stopped eating and spoke to her.
"Erm… why are you smiling at me?" Azumarill asked, nervously.
"That's-because-you-were-smiling-when-we-were-laug hing-about-Bastiodon's-new-makeover." Rapidash smiled. "That-must-be-a-good-sign!"
"Yeah, this is the first time I've seen you smile since we came to this island." Marowak nodded.
"I guess I've made the right decision on bring her here after all," Ursaring smiled as he wrapped his arm around Azumarill. "Isn't that right, Azumarill?"
"Err… y-yeah, I a-agree." Azumarill stuttered, showing a little smile.
Confessional: Possible character development…?
Azumarill: You know… that was the first time I've smiled for a while. I guess there is another good thing about coming to this show…
Ursaring: Normally, I wouldn't let Azumarill smile at all. But I can let her do that, so people can be convinced by it.
"I really need a decent bed tonight," Purugly yawned.
"Don't worry, Purugly, I'm sure if we all try our best, we can win this!" Vanilluxe smiled.
"Unfortunately, I still have to sleep in the Loser Cabin with the team I'll be joining tonight." Furret muttered.
"I wouldn't mind having you on this team if we're up for elimination again." Chandelure smiled.
"Aw, thanks!" Furret smiled.
"Well, I DO mind," Zebstrika scowled. "I don't wanna go back to that fucking Loser Cabin for a long time. I'm positive we can avoid it today because-"
"Shut up, Zebstrika." Purugly hissed.
Zebstrika stopped talking and then ate his breakfast in silence. A few minutes later, Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf appeared in the Mess Hall.
"Good morning, everybo…dy?" Mesprit said before she looked at Bastiodon's makeover face with Uxie and Azelf looking at Mesprit direction and also noticing him.
Mesprit and Azelf both burst out laughing, while Uxie and the contestants are chuckling at Bastiodon, who became annoyed again but did not say anything as he pressed his big head against the table until the whole room has become quiet again.
"O-Okay, what happened to Bastiodon?" Mesprit giggled.
"Someone had given 'Bastiorella' a makeover last night after breaking into his room," Infernape smirked.
"And I've gotta say, he really IS beautiful when he's wearing makeup." Octillery finished, smiling in amusement.
"CAN WE GET ON WITH THE FUCKING CHALLENGE?!" Bastiodon snapped.
"Alright, alright," Uxie smiled, even though he did not like the foul language. "If you're all finished with your breakfast, we can get on with the challenge."
Everyone followed the hosts out of the Mess Hall to their next challenge. They're all wondering what the next challenge could possibly be.
Confessional: What will the next challenge be?
Xatu: If my vision is correct, then the next challenge will be something unexpected for the contestants. Or as you people would say; 'Out of this world.'
The hosts and the contestants are more than halfway through the campground until the contestants have noticed something particularity out of place. There's a medium sized one-storey building fifty-feet wide, three hundred feet from the campground. There's no window on the building at all with only a ten-foot sized door in the front. The colour of the building is grey.
"Hosts, what is that building over there?" Espeon asked, pointing at the grey building.
"That, Espeon, will be part of today's challenge." Uxie replied. "When we move closer, we'll explain the challenge."
The hosts and the contestants moved closer to the grey building until they are ten feet in front of it.
"BZZT, THIS IS AN UNIDENTIFIED BUILDING, I MUST SCAN THE PLACE, BZZT." Klinklang declared before attempting to scan the building until Azelf has stopped him.
"Whoa there, buddy," Azelf said. "You need to stay where you are so you can find out what the challenge will be about."
Klinklang remained silent, which made Azelf move back to his two host friends.
"Okay, we'll tell you what this building is," Mesprit assured. "This building contains one of the most advanced technologies in Pokémon history…"
The contestants are waiting in suspension as Mesprit remained silent for a few seconds before revealing her answer.
"Virtual Reality."
"Awesome!" Whimsicott grinned.
"Wait, are you serious?" Sableye gasped, hoping that the hosts are right. "How did you manage to afford all that?"
"The production crew for this show has, shall we say, friends in high places," Uxie explained. "The virtual reality is well over five hundred million dollars, so do NOT play around with or damage it. That goes double for you, Klinklang."
It's unknown whether Klinklang is listening, since he's too busy staring at the building behind the hosts.
"Hold on, how the hell did none of us see this building?" Leavanny questioned, with doubts about the building. "The last two challenges were hunting for either Pokéballs or Easter eggs; we would've come across this within ten minutes."
"That's because we teleported it here while you were all asleep." Azelf replied. "We wanted to surprise you guys when you've found out about our Virtual Reality."
"So, what's the next challenge we're doing today?" Vanilluxe asked.
"I'm glad you asked, Vanilluxe, because the next challenge is what we like to call... Type-o-tron!" Mesprit declared.
The contestants are silent.
"Type-o-what?" Druddigon asked, confused.
"Well, Druddigon, this challenge will be all about Pokémon types." Uxie explained. "All of us have different elemental types; Normal, Grass, Fire, Water, Electric, Fighting, Flying, Ground, Rock, Bug, Ice, Psychic, Poison, Ghost, Dragon, Dark and Steel."
"What about Fairy?" Chandelure asked. "I'd heard rumours that Pokémon will be getting a new type."
"We are aware of that, Chandelure," Mesprit replied. "But we didn't have full information about it yet, so we will not be including it in this challenge."
"Besides, this so-called 'Fairy' Pokémon sounds retarded." Druddigon scoffed.
"Actually, Druddigon, if we have Fairy-type included in this challenge, you would've faced a challenge based on said Fairies." Azelf stated. "And it's has been confirmed that Dragon-types are weak against the Fairy-types."
"Like I said, retarded." Druddigon repeated.
"Anyway, your challenge today is to face off against the type you're weak against." Uxie explained. "For example, like Fire is weak against Water."
"You'll be given two choices; you can go into the virtual world to complete a mini challenge," Mesprit explained. "Or you could face off against a Pokémon that can have super effective damage on you. But that challenge will have to take place here."
"So where are those Pokémon?" Jolteon asked.
"They're at our cabin right now," Azelf replied. "You'll see them when their time has come."
"What happen if we've managed to complete those challenges?" Ninjask asked.
"If you've managed to complete the challenge in the virtual world; you get one point," Uxie replied. "However, you do get two points if you defeated the Pokémon here. We feel that's harder to complete than the virtual one."
"The two teams with the most points will be safe from elimination, while the team with the fewest point will send someone home tonight." Mesprit explained. "But if there's a tie of some sort, we'll go to the tiebreaker."
"Is everyone okay with that?" Azelf asked.
The contestants nodded in agreement except for Klinklang.
"BZZT, HOSTS, WHAT ABOUT SABLEYE, WHO IS A DARK AND GHOST TYPE POKEMON, AND THEREFORE, HAS NO WEAKNESSES, BZZT." Klinklang recalled.
"Oh yeah, thanks for reminding us, Klinklang!" Mesprit said.
"Geez, thanks a lot, Tin Bot!" Sableye snarled. "You just threw away my advantage!"
"BZZT, IT'S IMPORTANT TO DESTROY ALL OF THE ENEMIES' ADVANTAGES IN ORDER TO SUCCEED, BZZT." Klinklang stated.
"Sableye, we'll figure out what to do with you when it's your turn." Azelf explained.
"Fine," Sableye nodded before she and her team were glaring at Klinklang, who had seemed to be completely unaware of it, even though he was.
"Okay, let's get on with the challenge." Uxie declared as he brought out two large wheels; one with types on it, while the other has the remaining contestants' faces. Also, there are cards on every types, possibly explaining what the challenge would be in the certain category. "These wheels will determine who will be competing, and what kind of type they have to go up against. I'll start spinning the Types Wheel."
Uxie pushed the wheel to get it spinning. It went on for a few seconds until the arrow landed on Rock. Mesprit grabbed a card from the wheel and then spoke to the contestants.
"Now, some of you are weak against Rock," Mesprit explained. "However, there're two people who can take a lot of damage from it, and those two are the first and last guys to arrive on the island; Yanmega and Ninjask!"
Yanmega and Ninjask moved forward, each with a determined look on their faces.
"Alright boys, you have two options," Mesprit explained. "If you choose virtual; then your challenge is to avoid being hit by the falling rocks in the cave, and you have to keep avoiding it until two minutes has passed. If you choose Pokémon; then you must face off against Sudowoodo."
Sudowoodo has come out of the Hosts' Cabin and stood next to the hosts.
"Okay, Yanmega, since your team had won the challenge yesterday, you can get the first pick." Azelf said.
"Cool," Yanmega nodded. "Well, in that case, I pick the virtual."
"Very well," Mesprit said. "Yanmega and the rest of Mysterious Mesprit, you will come with me to the Virtual Reality when Ninjask has finished his challenge."
"Now Ninjask, if you want to win two points for your team, you must defeat Sudowoodo." Uxie explained. "Are you ready?"
"I was born ready, Uxie!" Ninjask nodded as he stood twenty feet from Sudowoodo, who is also ready to fight.
"Then let the battle begin!" Uxie declared.
"Double Team!" Ninjask shouted before he multiplied himself into twenty and surrounded the Sudowoodo, who just glanced at all twenty Ninjask, who are speaking to him. "Ha! You can't tell which one of us is the real me, do you Sudowoodo?"
"Ninjask, don't get overconfident!" Zebstrika shouted at all twenty Ninjask, who is glancing at him and also completely unaware Sudowoodo's about to use Rock Slide on all twenty of them.
"Don't worry, I know wha-" Ninjask said.
SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!
When the smoke had cleared, all but one Ninjask disappeared from Sudowoodo's Rock Slide. Sudowoodo stood still with a satisfied expression showing, while the real Ninjask remained on the ground with swirly eyes showing.
"Ugh…" Ninjask groaned in pain.
"Ninjask has quickly failed the challenge and gains no point for Unique Uxie." Uxie declared.
Confessional: Epic fails for the Ninja!
Zebstrika: (Face hooves) Pathetic…
Ninjask: (Embarrassed) Okay, I should've concentrated on the battle more. (Smile) But hey, a life without failure is a life without experience. So next time, I'll be ready!
"Alright, Mysterious Mesprit, follow me inside and we can begin with Yanmega's challenge." Mesprit said before her and Mysterious Mesprit went inside the Virtual Reality Building.
"But while the rest of you are out here, you can watch what happens in the virtual world on TV." Azelf smiled as he brought out a medium sized TV on wheels.
The Awesome Azelf and Unique Uxie moved in front of the TV as they're watching Mesprit and Mysterious Mesprit move inside a large room. Mesprit moved over to the wall and turned on the light.
"Whoa…" Octillery gasped.
Mysterious Mesprit are in awe at they looked at the room. The room featured thirty-six white chairs with helmets on top of them. There are a couple of machines that control the virtual reality, and it has a huge monitor in front of the chairs. Finally, the whole room is coloured with dark blue with yellow circuit lines that have moving pulses every now and then.
"This is so cool…" Whimsicott grinned.
"It sure is," Mesprit smiled as she moved over to the machines and then turned them on. "Yanmega, I need you to sit on one of these chairs and put the helmet on. Then you wait for a few seconds until you entered the virtual reality."
"Okay," Yanmega nodded before he has gone over to the first row of chairs and then sat on the one at the edge. Next, he placed the helmet onto his head and then waited patiently. "Okay, I'm ready!"
Nothing happened for five seconds until the large monitor has lit up and it showed Yanmega in a rocky cave.
"Wow, it actually works!" Bastiodon gasped as Yanmega looked at his surroundings in the virtual rocky cave.
"WOO!" Yanmega cheered as he flew around the rocky cave. "I cannot believe I'm actually in a virtual reality! This is definitely off the-"
A jagged rock has narrowly just missed Yanmega, who got caught in surprise, and broke into pieces when it hit the ground below.
"Whoa!" Yanmega shouted before he looked up to see more and more jagged rocks beginning to drop down toward him. "Damn, the challenge. I just need to do this for two minutes."
Yanmega began flying around the cave to dodge the dropping rocks from above. As the challenge is going on, his team are rooting for him back at the virtual room.
"C'mon, Yanmega, you can do it!" Jolteon cheered.
"This place is amazing!" Sableye grinned as she brought out her notebook and quickly wrote down virtual reality. "I'm going to get the scoop of the year!"
"Sableye, you do realize that they're going to show this on national TV, right?" Gothitelle said as her valid point has made Sableye stop writing on her notebook after realizing that the information about virtual reality could already be revealed.
"Oh, great," Sableye groaned.
"How long does Yanmega have to keep dodging rocks?" Octillery asked as she's watching Yanmega on the big monitor.
"He only got thirty seconds to go before completing the challenge." Mesprit replied.
Yanmega just kept dodging the jagged rocks non-stop. It's not an easy challenge to participate; however, being an experienced pilot has made it look easy for him.
"C'mon, it's gotta be over by now…" Yanmega muttered.
His wish has come true as he's suddenly being enveloped by white flashes and then he's back in the virtual room with his team and Mesprit.
"Congratulations, Yanmega, you just earned a point for your team!" Mesprit smiled.
Mysterious Mesprit cheered as Yanmega smiled and got off the chair but he suddenly fell to the floor.
"Argh!" Yanmega shouted in pain as Infernape and Gothitelle helped him hover in the air again. "What the hell's with that?"
"Oh sorry, we forgot to mention that when you come out of the virtual reality for the first time; you can temporary lose the feeling of your body for five seconds." Mesprit explained. "After that, you can leave the virtual world without having to go through that again."
"Can I have a go with the virtual world next?" Whimsicott asked, smiling.
"That depends on what challenge you're participating," Mesprit smiled. "Just follow me and we can go back to the other."
Mesprit and the Mysterious Mesprit have left the building to re-join the other, who has been watching them through the TV.
"Alright, that's one type down, fifteen more to go!" Azelf smiled.
"Don't you mean sixteen?" Tangrowth asked.
"No, we do mean fifteen because so far, there are no types weak against the Normal type Pokémon." Uxie stated. "But that's doesn't matter because we're going to a break now."
"So, which contestants will emerge victorious and earn points for their team like Yanmega," Mesprit asked rhetorically. "Or dropped down to the ground and fail to earn the point like Ninjask?"
"HEY!" Ninjask shouted, annoyed.
"Find out after the break on Total Pokémon Alphabet!" Azelf smiled.
First of all, I would like to say I'm surprised that nobody has come up with this challenge for their Total Pokémon stories. But I guess that's make me stand out among the others, WOO!
The next chapter will have the contestants continue competing in Type-o-tron and one team will send home one player, while gaining a new player.