Ch.29: Losing His Mind

Danny and Jazz continued to laugh and play on the common room couch. They had grabbed a handful of plushies from Danny's stash before leaving for the Watchtower with Batman. The Dark Knight was currently in his room, working on a case file. But that was boring and nine-year-olds didn't do boring.

No. No they did not.

A great example of why Danny did not do boring was because of what happened when he had finished his schoolwork fifteen minutes early one time.

Glue sticks and bottles of glue alike were now banned from being owned by Danny and he was not allowed to use them without adult supervision.

If you think that rule is ridiculous, then you obviously do not know what glue hell is.

The two ghostly siblings were playing some mythical game involving a zebra named Zeca, a dragon dubbed Eggo, the Batman plushy named Batsy, and a blob with wings named Bob. They were taking this game very seriously as Bob just got pushed off an imaginary cliff and they setting up a funeral, even though the two siblings were laughing their butts off.

Poor Bob. He's not gonna be missed anytime soon. Not in this game, at least.

Red Arrow, drinking the twentieth cup of coffee with a few dozen sugars in it for just that day alone (rough week), walked by the common room and just barely peaked inside to see what was going on. He waved casually as he passed. "Hey Satan. Hey Satan's friend."

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WAIT. REWIND.

Red Arrow took a few steps back and hurriedly looked inside the common room. Danny waved at him, all alone with his plushies, Bob in a cardboard box with 'R.I.P.' sharpied on the front. "Hey Red! You ok?"

Eyes wide, Red Arrow looked between the coffee and the little demon spawn on the couch. Bright, blue eyes stared back.

"I'm losing my mind." He concluded, all seriousness in his voice. He began walking down the hall again. "I'm losing my mind. I am losing my mind. Canary will do a session with me, right? Either way, I am losing my mind."

Danny looked back to Bob's coffin as Jazz reappeared beside him, frowning.

"So, what are we going to do about Bob?" The girl asked.

"We could... float him down a river?"

"There's no rivers in the Watchtower!"

"We could... Overflow Red Arrow's bathtub and pretend it's a river."

"...let's do this..."

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Kadzait: The minute she saw them, she wouldn't shut up at how adorable they were.

But they are adorable, right Nancy?

Kadzait: -.-

And to make things depressing, my great-grandmother's funeral is going to be held on Saturday. Which is my birthday.

Kadzait: Your birthday will be forever tainted.

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The Keeper of Worlds: Aw thanks! And thanks for the prayers and understanding! And I SO would have done your idea IF I wasn't being lazy and just goin with the idea I had planned but was fixing. XD I might use it anyways later on in the story. *begins cackling evilly*

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Sina Xiel: Yeah... Bats is pretty ticked... He sounded a lot like Jason and his sailor's mouth... Which can't be a good thing... And she went peacefully, meaning she wasn't in pain, which was good. :D

Supaherolena02: Haha! Glad one of my stories could repair your feelers while the other one destroyed them. Oh, irony is so ironic sometimes... XD

IWasNeverReal: I'm not too upset with her passing because she's wanted this for a long time now so I'm happy for her. And thanks for the compliment! I'm glad you loved and BATS AND ARTY HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EXCEPT THE OBVIOUS! (Kadzait: She was waiting for someone to point that out...)

Grava: I'm allergic to cats! XD

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Anonymous: She's also partying it up with Lord. :D

BringbackDannyPhantom: Ah, Jazz probably knows. Jazz is just like that. XD And I didn't take your comment offensively at all. They're probably having a blast up there.

Mystic Myra 8: Never heard 'oh my blob' before... I should use that some time! XD

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