Lord Zuo Ci and I were sitting down when we saw Shu, Wu, and Wei approach. I smiled and stood up. I had on a light pink shortall with a black mini t shirt and black ankle boots. I still had my bow and arrows with me. I wonder what they will have to do. Whatever it is they have to do, I hope it's fair. They approached on the other side of the Chang Ban Bridge…
"Good, you're all here. Put your weapons aside," Lord Zuo Ci said and they did what he told them to do, "Since there is a maximum of 31 officers, there will be 31 rounds. Here are the rules. Each person from each kingdom will come to the middle of Chang Ban Bridge and knock each other off the bridge. It will be in alphabetical order. Wei has the advantage because Wei has 33 people. But when each kingdom runs out of people, they could summon any one to go up. Wei would not be able to do that because they have too many officers. Before that though, the lords of each kingdom must come up and start it off. Okay?" It seemed pretty fair for everyone.
"Alright." The 3 lord replied. They all got off their horse and the 3 leaders went to the middle of the bridge.
"Go Lord Cao Cao!" Wei officers shouted.
"Go Lord Sun Jian!" Wu officers shouted.
"Go Lord Liu Bei!" Shu officers shouted.
"Alright, you may start now!" lord Zuo Ci shouted, as Lord Sun Jian went to Lord Liu Bei and began pushing him to the end of the bridge. Lord Liu Bei began pushing Lord Sun Jian back. Lord Cao Cao stood by and watched the both of them pushing each other.
Even though it was a competition to win Kabanuna, it was so funny to see them pushing each other back and forth. Everyone was laughing a lot.
"That does it!" Lord Sun Jian said, getting so mad because he couldn't push Lord Liu Bei off the bridge. He picked him up and threw Lord Liu Bei out of the water and he splashed into the water but it wasn't deep.
"Damn it!" Lord Liu Bei shouted, being so mad because he lost. He got out of the water.
The moment Lord Sun Jian turned around to Lord Cao Cao, Lord Cao Cao poked the both of his eyes and it really hurt. He shut his eyes tightly.
"Ow, you bitch!" Lord Sun Jian said madly, as Lord Cao Cao knocked him to the ground and rolled him out of the bridge. Lord Sun Jian quickly held on to the sides of the bridge as tight as he could.
"Get out of the bridge. You lose." Lord Cao Cao said, as he kicked Lord Sun Jian's hand. He let go of the bridge and fell down the water.
"Whoo! You go, Lord Cao Cao!" Wei officers cheered for him. He walked to the end of the bridge and back to his officers. Lord Sun Jian was so mad but he lost fair and square. He got out of the water too.
"Alright. That's 1 point for Wei. Next up is the girls from alphabetical order. From Wei, Cai Wenji. From Wu, Da Qiao and from Shu, Bao Sanniang. Come up to the middle of the bridge." Lord Zuo Ci said, being so entertained.
"You got this, Cai Wenji. That little one's no match for you." Lord Sima Shi said to her assuringly. She smiled and nodded her head. She went to the middle of the bridge.
"Try you best okay, love? I believe in you." Lord Sun Ce said to his girlfriend and gave her a hug. She went to the middle of the bridge as well.
"You're a strong girl, Bao Sanniang. You can take these 2 girls on." Lord Guan Suo said, smiling. Lady Bao Sanniang went to the middle of the bridge as well.
"Ready and go!" Lord Zuo Ci said and all 3 girls dashed at each other. Lady Cai Wenji pushed Lady Da Qiao and she fell down on her butt. Lady Bao Sanniang lifted Lady Cai Wenji up with all her might and tossed her in the water. She grabbed the bridge but her hand slipped and fell in the water.
"Ahh!" she screamed as she fell down the water. Lady Bao Sanniang turned to Lady Da Qiao and Lady Da Qiao pushed Lady Bao Sanniang as hard as she could and Lady Bao Sanniang backed up to the bridge and almost fell down. Lady Da Qiao tried pushing her again but Lady Bao Sanniang moved away and lifted Lady Da Qiao up and threw her in the air as well. Lady Da Qiao flew into the water and splashed in.
"Yeah!" Lady Bao Sanniang shouted as she walked back to Lord Guan Suo. He gave her a big hug.
"Go Bao Sanniang!" Shu officers shouted.
"Impressive. Now, from Wei, Wang Yi. From Wu, Lian Shi and from Shu, Guan Yinping." Lord Zuo Ci said.
"Those 2 got nothing on you, Wang Yi. You're gonna win." Lord Sima Zhao said. Wang Yi would have loved to go against Lord Ma Chao but Lord Zuo Ci wanted the girls to versus each other. She went to the bridge.
"You can do this, Lian Shi." Lord Sun Quan said. Lady Lian Shi smiled and nodded her head. She walked to the bridge too.
"Give it your all Yinping. We'll be supporting you." Lord Guan Ping said. Lady Guan Yinping smiled and went to the middle of the bridge too.
"Alright, and go!" Lord Zuo Ci said. Lady Wang Yi went to Lady Lian Shi and they began pushing each other. They were evenly matched. Lady Guan Yinping crashed the both of their heads together and pushed Lady Lian Shi hard and she flipped over from the bridge and fell down.
"Bitch!" Lady Wang Yi said, her nose bleeding. She kicked Lady Guan Yinping on the butt hard and she almost flipped from the bridge but caught her balance. Lady Guan Yinping turned around and Lady Wang Yi tried to push her again but she moved aside and kicked her butt too. Lady Wang Yi flipped over but held on to the bridge. She was still standing but she was on the outer part of the bridge. She grabbed Lady Guan Yinping by the shirt and pulled her out as well. She pushed Guan Yinping down and Lady Guan Yinping grabbed Lady Wang Yi's cape and it choked her neck and she let go of the bridge. Lady Guan Yinping fell down before Lady Wang Yi though.
"Whoo, Wang Yi!" Wei officers shouted.
"That was close. Wang Yi is the winner because she was the last to fall," Lord Zuo Ci said, "Okay. Now for Wei, it is Zhen Ji. For Wu, it is Sun Shang Xiang. For Shu, it is Xing Cai."
"You're stronger and older than those two wimps. Show them why you are Cao Pi's wife." Lord Cao Pi said. Lady Zhen Ji laughed and went to the bridge.
"You got this, little sis." Lord Sun Ce said to her. Lady Sun Shang Xiang smiled and went to the bridge.
"I know you can win them, Xing Cai. You're the strongest girl I know." Lord Guan Ping said. Lady Xing Cai said nothing and went to the bridge. She was determined to win.
"You may begin." Lord Zuo Ci said. Lady Zhen Ji pushed Lady Su Shang Xiang hard and she almost fell down. Lady Xing Cai picked Lady Zhen Ji up like nothing and threw her out far into the water.
"Argh! You stupid bitch!" Lady Zhen Ji said, being so mad because she was the first to fall. She got out of the water.
Lady Sun Shang Xiang pushed Lady Xing Cai but she was so ground centered so she didn't fall. Lady Xing Cai got mad and pushed Lady Sun Shang Xiang hard and she hit the bridge. Lady Xing Cai lifted Lady Sun Shang Xiang's feet and flipped her over the bridge. Lady Sun Shang Xiang almost grabbed the bridge but Lady Xing Cai kicked her hand away and she fell down the bridge and splashed into the water.
"Whoo! Go Xing Cai!" yelled Shu officers.
"Alright, now for Wei, it's Wang Yuanji, for Wu, it's Xiao Qiao, and for Shu, it's Yue Ying. Come on up." Lord Zuo Ci said.
"Do your best, Yuanji. I love you." Lord Sima Zhao said, giving her a kiss on the cheek. Lady Wang Yuanji went to the bridge.
"This will be a rematch!" Lady Xiao Qiao said and walked to the bridge.
"Do your best out there, Yue Ying. I believe in you." Lord Zhuge Liang said, and Lady Yue Ying nodded her head. She walked to the bridge.
"Alright, begin!" Lord Zuo Ci said, eating some grapes he made appear.
Lady Xiao Qiao ran to Lady Wang Yuanji and punched her nose too. It began bleeding.
"Take that!" Lady Xiao Qiao shouted as they began pushing each other. They were at the edge of the bridge when Lady Yue Ying pushed the both of them out. They splashed into the water together.
"Yeah! Yue Ying!" Shu officers shouted.
"Most impressive! Now, that concludes all the girls in Wu and Shu. However, there is still one girl left. Zhang Chunhua. Wu and Shu, choose a girl you want to go against each other." Lord Zuo Ci said.
"We chose Lian Shi!" Wu said.
"We choose Xing Cai!" Shu said.
"You got this, mom!" Sima Zhao said to his mom, Lady Zhang Chunhua. The 3 ladies went to the middle of the bridge. Lady Lian Shi was a bit scared to face Lady Xing Cai. She saw how easily she picked up Lady Zhen Ji.
"Alright, great choice. You 3 may begin now!" Lord Zuo Ci said. Lady Zhang Chunhua pushed Lady Xing Cai and she backed up a little only. Lian Shi pushed Lady Xing Cai as well but she didn't back up. Only her shoulder did. Lady Xing Cai pushed Lady Lian Shi with all her might and sent her backing up to Lady Zhang Chunhua. They both fell down on their butts and Lady Xing Cai picked Lady Zhang Chunhua up and tossed her out of the water. She splashed into the water and Lady Lian Shi began trying to push Lady Xing Cai as much as she could. After trying 5 times, Lady Lian Shi poked one of Lady Xing Cai's eye and it really hurt.
"Ow you fucken piece of shit!" Lady Xing Cai yelled and socked on of Lady Lian Shi's eye and kicked her ankle hard. She then fell down and Lady Xing Cai picked her up. She tossed Lady Lian Shi out but Lady Lian Shi grabbed a hold of the bridge. She was on the outer bridge and Lady Xing Cai pounded on her hands hard and kicked her stomach and she let go of the bridge and fell down.
"Whoo Xing Cai!" Shu officers yelled.
"Okay now that's all the girls. Now for the guys. In Wei, Cao Pi. In Wu, Ding Feng. In Shu, Fa Zheng." Lord Zuo Ci said. They went to the middle of the bridge. "You may begin." Right then, Lord Ding Feng grabbed the both of them and easily tossed them out of the bridge.
"Ahh!" they screamed as they fell down the water.
"Yeah Ding Feng!" Wu officers shouted. They finally won one round of the game. Wu people laughed a lot because the round ended super fast.
"Fantastic! That's a new record. Now for round 8. For Wei, Cao Ren and for Wu, Gan Ning. For Shu, Guan Ping." Lord Zuo Ci said. They went to the middle of the bridge. "Begin."
Lord Gan Ning ran to Lord Cao Ren and attempted to high jump kick him but instead, Lord Cao Ren grabbed his leg and threw him out of the bridge as he splashed into the waters. He was so mad that he lost.
"Fuck man!" Lord Gan Ning said madly.
Lord Guan Ping pushed Lord Cao Ren and he almost fell down but he caught his balance. They took turns pushing one another until Lord Cao Ren poked Lord Guan Ping's eyes and threw him out of the bridge.
"Go Cao Ren!" Wei officers shouted.
"Nice! Now for Wei, Dian Wei. For Wu, Han Dang. For Shu, Guan Suo." Lord Zuo Ci said. They went to the bridge. "Begin!"
Lord Dian Wei picked up Lord Guan Suo and threw him out. He turned to Lord Han Dang and did the same thing to him too.
"Whoo Dian Wei!" Wei officers shouted.
"Guo Jia, Huang Gai, and Guan Xing. Come on up." Lord Zuo Ci said. They all went to the middle of the bridge. Guo Jia really wanted to win so Wei could get Kabanuna back. Guan Xing wanted Kabanuna to stay in Shu. "Go!"
Lord Guo Jia kicked Lord Guan Xing on the butt hard.
"Ow stupid bitch!" Lord Guan Xing shouted, and kicked Lord Guo Jia on the nuts and he fell down.
"Fucken bitch ass cunt!" Lord Guo Jia shouted, feeing so much pain. He couldn't even stand up anymore. Lord Guan Xing picked him up and threw him out of the bridge. Lord Guo Jia splashed into the pool. Lord Huang Gai picked Lord Guan Xing up and threw him as well but before Lord Guan Xing flew, he kicked Lord Huang Gai on the nose and it began bleeding.
"You little dumb shit!" Lord Huang Gai said, being so mad but at least he won them.
"Whoo Huang Gai!" Wu officers shouted. That was only their second victory.
"Okay, nice job. Jia Xu, Ling Tong, and Guan Yu, you're up next." Lord Zuo Ci said, as Lord Jia Xu and Lord Ling Tong both got scared. Nevertheless, the three of them went to the middle of the bridge. "You may begin now."
Lord Guan Yu grabbed Lord Jia Xu's shirt and Lord Ling Tong's shirt. He lifted them off the ground and they tried so hard to escape. Lord Guan Yu tossed them both out of the bridge and won really quick.
"Whoo Guan Yu!" Shu officers shouted.
"Good job! Li Dian, Lu Meng, and Huang Zhong, you are all up next." Lord Zuo Ci said. The 3 of them went to the bridge. "Alright, begin!"
Lord Li Dian ran to Lord Lu Meng and pushed him as hard as he could. Lord Lu Meng hit Lord Huang Zhong and Lord Huang Zhong fell off the bridge. Lord Lu Meng caught his balance and Lord Li Dian tried to lift his feet up.
"Bitch." Lord Lu Meng said, moving and kicking Lord Li Dian's hand.
"Ow stupid ass bitch!" Lord Li Dian shouted, punching Lord Lu Meng's chest. Lord Lu Meng backed up to the other end of the bridge and Lord Li Dian high jump kicked Lord Lu Meng but he moved and Lord Li Dian flew out of the water by himself.
"Yeah Lu Meng!" Wu officers shouted.
"Pang De, Lu Su, and Jiang Wei, you're next." Lord Zuo Ci said. Lord Pang De is so much bigger than the both of them. They went to the middle. "Begin!"
Lord Pang De grabbed Lord Lu Su and tossed him out into the waters. He turned around and Lord Jiang Wei poked the both of his eyes and pushed him. Lord Pang De backed up to the bridge.
"Ow you little fucker!" Lord Pang De said, opening his eyes and seeing Lord Jiang Wei running to him. He lifted Lord Jiang Wei up and flipped him into the waters.
"Yeah Pang De!" Wei officers shouted.
"Great job. Now, Xiahou Dun, Lu Xun, and Liu Shan. You guys are up." Lord Zuo Ci. Lord Xiahou Dun turned to his opponents. They were nothing compared to him.
"Piece of cake." Lord Xiahou Dun said. They 3 of them went to the middle.
"You may begin now." Lord Zuo Ci said, as Lord Lu Xun poked Lord Xiahou Dun's eyes and it hurt.
"Ow stupid ass little boy!" Lord Xiahou Dun said, swinging his feet at Lord Lu Xun. He dodged the kick and it hit Lord Liu Shan as he backed up to the end of the bridge and flipped over. Lord Xiahou Dun picked Lord Lu Xun up and threw him in the waters.
"Yeah Xiahou Dun!" shouted Wei officers.
"Next up, Xiahou Yuan, Sun Ce, and Ma Chao." Lord Zuo Ci said. They got in the middle of the bridge.
"I got this!" Lord Sun Ce said.
"Begin!" shouted Lord Zuo Ci. Lord Sun Ce went to Lord Ma Chao and pushed him. Lord Ma Chao pushed him back and kicked Lord Xiahou Yuan on the head as he head locked Lord Sun Ce.
"Ow bitch!" Lord Sun Ce shouted and freed himself from the head lock. Lord Xiahou Yuan then pushed Lord Sun Ce and he fell down. Lord Ma Chao then high jump twist kicked Lord Xiahou Yuan and pushed him out of the waters. Lord Sun Ce tried pushing Lord Ma Chao as hard as he could but Lord Ma Chao moved aside and he ended up pushing nothing.
"Yah!" Lord Ma Chao shouted as he jumped up in the air and kicked in between Lord Sun Ce's leg and he got lifted off the ground.
"Ow stupid ass!" Lord Sun Ce said madly and Lord Ma Chao karate chopped his head as he felt dizzy now. Lord Ma Chao then pushed Lord Sun Ce all the way to the end of the bridge and flipped him over. Lord Sun Ce fell down the waters.
Next, Lord Xu Huang, Lord Sun Quan, and Lord Ma Dai had to versus each other and Lord Xu Huang won. After them, Lord Xu Zhu, Lord Taishi Ci, and Lord Pang Tong went. Lord Xu Zhu won that round. Lord Xun Yu, Lord Zhou Tai, and Lord Wei Yan had to go and Lord Wei Yan won. Lord Yu Jin, Lord Zhou Yu, and Lord Xu Shu went up after. Lord Xu Shu was the winner.
"Alright. Yue Jin, Zhu Ran, and Zhang Bao. You're up next." Lord Zuo Ci said. The 3 of them liked Kabanuna and they were all very determined to win that round. They went to the middle. "You may start now!"
Lord Zhu Ran jumped up and kicked Lord Yue Jin hard on the chest and he almost fell down. It really hurt Lord Yue Jin's chest.
"Ow you little fucken fag!" Lord Yue Jin yelled, kicking Lord Zhu Ran on the head. Lord Zhu Ran crashed into Lord Zhang Bao as Lord Zhang Bao flipped him over and Lord Zhu Ran fell down the bridge and into the water. Lord Yue Jin kicked Lord Zhang Bao on the nuts because he knew they would be strong the same and he wanted an advantage.
"You stupid bitch!" Lord Zhang Bao shouted, as Lord Yue Jin kicked his ankle and lifted him off the ground. Lord Zhang Bao grabbed his hair really hard and Lord Yue Jin didn't notice it. Lord Yue Jin threw him in the water, as he fell down too because Lord Zhang Bao was holding his hair hard. It seriously hurt his head. Lord Yue Jin won.
"Whoo Yue Jin!" Wei officers shouted.
"Alright. That concludes all men of Wu. Zhang He and Zhang Fei, you're up next. Wu, who do you choose to go up next? Remember that you can only choose them one time." Lord Zuo Ci said. Lord Zhang He and Lord Zhang Fei went to the bridge.
"We choose Ding Feng!" Wu officers shouted. Lord Ding Feng went to the middle of the bridge as well and they put up a good fight but Lord Ding Feng won in the end. Wu officers cheered for him.
"Now, Deng Ai and Zhao Yun. You are next. Wu, choose someone else." Lord Zuo Ci said, fanning himself because it was a bit hot.
"We choose Huang Gai." Wu shouted. Lord Huang Gai went to the bridge.
"You guys may fight now." Lord Zuo Ci said. Lord Huang Gai and Lord Deng Ai began pushing each other hard. In the end, Lord Deng Ai won the pushing. He turned to Lord Zhao Yun and tried to push Lord Zhao Yun. Lord Zhao Yun jumped up and landed on top of the bridge side. He then jumped up and kneed Lord Deng Ai on the face and he fell down harshly. Lord Zhao Yun then began rolling him out of the bridge so he could fall. Lord Deng Ai would use his hand to stop himself from rolling but Lord Zhao Yun would kick his hand away. Lord Deng Ai finally rolled off the bridge and fell down into the water and made the water splash really big.
"Whoo Zhao Yun!" Shu officers shouted.
"Alright. Now next up is Guo Huai, and Zhuge Liang." Lord Zuo Ci said, as the 3 of them went to the middle of the bridge. Wu chose Lord Taishi Ci to go up. They took turns pushing each other off the bridge but then Lord Taishi Ci won that round.
"Alright, now that concludes all of the Shu men. Jia Chong, you are up next. Wu and Shu, who do you choose?" Lord Zuo Ci said.
"Sun Ce." Wu said.
"Guan Yu." Shu said. Lord Jia Chong and Lord Sun Ce knew they were no match for the God of War Guan Yu. In the end, Lord Guan Yu was the one who won that round like what everyone knew.
After them, Lord Sima Shi, Lord Zhou Tai, and Lord Zhang Fei went up but they were easily beat down by Lord Zhang Fei. Lord Sima Yi, Lord Sun Quan, and Lord Guan Ping went up next and Lord Guan Ping won.
"Okay, Sima Zhao, it's your turn." Lord Zuo Ci said. Wu summoned Lord Ling Tong and Shu summoned Ma Chao.
"It's payback time for what you did to me at Chi Bi!" shouted Lord Sima Zhao to Lord Ling Tong.
"Suck on my Chinese balls." Lord Ling Tong replied, getting Lord Sima Zhao so angry.
"Bitch, what balls? I see a fucken pussy!" Lord Sima Zhao replied.
"Bitch!" Lord Ling Tong shouted. Lord Zuo Ci gave them permission to start now. Lord Ling Tong high jump kicked Lord Sima Zhao and he fell down. He grabbed Lord Sima Zhao's feet and dragged him towards the side of the bridge. Lord Sima Zhao used his other feet to kick Lord Ling Tong's hand. Lord Sima Zhao got back up and pushed Lord Ling Tong. They began fist fighting. Lord Ma Chao then crashed their heads together and flipped Lord Ling Tong out of the bridge and he fell down. Lord Sima Zhao pushed Lord Ma Chao but Lord Ma Chao pushed him right back and flipped him over hard and he also fell into the waters.
"Whoo Ma Chao!" Shu officers shouted.
"Alright now, Wen Yang, it's your turn." Lord Zuo Ci said. Wu had Lord Gan Ning go up and Shu had Lord Zhao Yun go up.
"Bitch, you're gonna fucken pay for kidnapping Kabanuna from Wu." Lord Gan Ning said to Lord Zhao Yun.
"You're gonna pay for taking Kabanuna from Wei!" Lord Wen Yang shouted. Lord Gan Ning hated how they always say that after he says that to Shu.
"You may begin now." Lord Zuo Ci said and Lord Gan Ning ran to Lord Wen Yang and tackled him down. They both fell down and fist fighting one another on the ground. While they were on the ground, Lord Zhao Yun got on top of the side of the bridge and body slammed the both of them and they felt so weak and they rolled away from each other. Lord Zhao Yun rolled the both of them out and they fell down the waters.
"Whoo Zhao Yun!" Shu officers cheered.
"Alright, now Xiahou Ba, you're up." Lord Zuo Ci said. Lord Xiahou Ba went to the middle of the bridge. Wu had Lu Meng go up and Shu had Guan Xing go up. "You may begin now."
Lord Xiahou Ba dashed at Lord Lu Meng and tackled him onto the ground. Lord Lu Meng pushed Lord Xiahou Ba away from him and he got flipped out of the waters by Lord Guan Xing. He was so mad.
"You bitch!" Lord Xiahou Ba yelled.
Lord Guan Xing and Lord Lu Meng were pushing each other. They were at the side of the bridge and Lord Lu Meng pushed him to the bridge side and flipped him over.
"Whoo Lu Meng!" Wu yelled.
"Okay now. Zhong Hui, you're up next." Lord Zuo Ci said. Zhong Hui went to the bridge and so did Lord Zhou Yu and Lord Jiang Wei. "You may start now!"
Lord Zhou Yu went to Lord Zhong Hui and Lord Zhong Hui socked Lord Zhou Yu on the eye and poked the other eye.
"Ow fucken bitch!" Lord Zhou Yu shouted. Lord Zhong Hui pushed Lord Zhou Yu and he fell down the bridge and splashed into the waters. When he turned around to face Lord Jiang Wei, he got pushed and he flipped over and fell in the water as well.
"Yeah Jiang Wei!" Shu shouted.
"Alright, here is the final showdown. Zhuge Dan, you're the last one. Shu and Wu, choose carefully who you want to go up."
"Damn, we've used up everyone but Zhu Ran. I guess it can't be helped. Zhu Ran, you're up." Lord Sun Jian said. Lord Zhu Ran went up to the bridge.
"My lord, I would like to go up and face them." Lord Ma Dai said.
"Very well, Ma Dai. I trust you can win this." Lord Liu Bei said. Lord Ma Dai then went up to the bridge.
"Do not disappoint me, Zhuge Dan." Lord Cao Cao said. Lord Zhuge Dan nodded his head and walked to the bridge.
"Aright. You may begin… Now!" Lord Zuo Ci shouted as they all dashed at each other. Lord Ma Dai gave Lord Zhuge Dan and Lord Zhu Ran a very hard knucklehead.
"Ow, bitch!" they both shouted in unison. They tried to hit Lord Ma Dai but he ducked and pulled down Lord Zhuge Dan's pants down but his shirt covered his private area.
"What the fuck, you sick fucker!" Lord Zhuge Dan yelled, turning red. Lord Zhuge Dan stopped fighting them to fix his pants. Lord Ma Dai pushed him and he fell down the waters. He turned to Lord Zhu Ran and picked him up. Lord Zhu Ran wriggled as much as he could to make Lord Ma Dai let go of him. Lord Ma Dai threw him into the waters as well and the round ended.
"Yeah Ma Dai!" Shu yelled.
"Alright. Here is the score. Wu, you have 5 points, which puts you in third place. Wei, you have 10 points, putting you in second place. Shu, you have 15 points, putting you in first place. Congratulations." Lord Zuo Ci said, clapping his hands. Wei and Wu were so mad that they lost. Now Kabanuna is gonna be in Shu kingdom.
"Yeah! Kabanuna belongs in Shu!" Lord Zhang Bao shouted with joy.
"I'm afraid not." Lord Zuo Ci said. Everyone was very confused.
"What? But you said that whoever wins will get Kabanuna!" Lord Guan Xing said.
"I did not say that. You see, what you guys did was not my proposal. It would be too easy." Lord Zuo Ci explained, as everyone got so mad.
"Then why did we do all that?" Lord Gan Ning asked, being so furious. Lord Zuo Ci laughed.
"It was to entertain me only. Think of it as a competition to see which kingdom is stronger and which one is the weakest." Lord Zuo Ci said.
"Hey, we are not the weakest!" Lord Sun Ce said.
"Then what is your proposal?" Lord Liu Bei asked, confused.
"Oh, that's right. The proposal is why you all came here in the first place. Kabanuna, come here," Lord Zuo Ci began as she got up…
"Yes, Lord Zuo Ci?" I asked. I can't believe everyone did all that for Lord Zuo Ci to be entertained.
"Name someone from each kingdom you were closest to." Lord Zuo Ci said. I thought about it. Hm, I wasn't very close to anyone in Wei.
"Um… in Wei, I would have to say Lord Guo Jia. In Wu, I was closest to Lord Gan Ning. In Shu, it was Lord Zhao Yun." I replied to him.
"Alright, Guo Jia, Gan Ning, and Zhao Yun, grab your weapon and come to the middle of the bridge," began Lord Zuo Ci. They all did what he told them to do. Hm, I wonder what Lord Zuo Ci is planning now. They reached the middle of the bridge. "Alright. Each one of you must fight one another. The last man standing on the bridge will be able to take her to their kingdom. But you guys have to knock each other off the bridge. This is the actual proposal so do your best. Prove how much you want her in your kingdom. You may begin… Now!" What? They have to fight for me this way? I don't want my friends fighting and I don't want anyone hurt. Lord Guo Jia, Lord Gan Ning, and Lord Zhao Yun began fighting with their weapons. I was about to enter the bridge but Lord Zuo Ci stopped me. "Kabanuna, don't interfere."
"B… But…" I began.
"I understand they are all your friends. This is the only way for the 3 kingdoms to fight for you. It is the fairest choice." Lord Zuo Ci told me. I watched in horror as they continued fighting one another…
The 3 of them were triple threating each other and none of them would back down. They were serious about winning Kabanuna into their kingdom. If they fail, they won't get to see her anymore unless they take her away, which they won't be able to anymore because it's the final showdown to win her.
I have to win this! I can't lose to the likes of these 2! Lord Zhao Yun thought to himself, still fighting them head on.
Damn, these 2 are really strong. I have to try my best. Lord Guo Jia thought.
Stupid ass Zhao Yun. Why does he have to be so freaken strong? Stupid Guo Jia. Does he really think he has a chance? I don't care! I'm gonna win her back to Wu no matter what. Lord Gan Ning thought to himself.
Lord Lu Bu, Lord Zhang Liao, Lady Diao Chan, Lady Lu Lingqi, Lord Meng Huo, Lady Zhu Rong, and Lord Chen Gong were passing by Chang Ban when they noticed Shu, Wu, and Wei all there. They saw one officer of each force fighting on the Chang Ban Bridge.
"Hmph, what are those idiots doing now?" Lord Lu Bu said. Lady Diao Chan was watching them when she noticed a girl on the other side of the bridge with purplish red hair. Hm, why does that hair color look so familiar? She then saw her eye color, which looked to be silver. Silver eyes? Purplish red hair? She thought back to see why she remembered someone with that description. She then gasped.
"Lord Lu Bu, its Kabanuna!" Lady Diao Chan said. Lord Lu Bu, Lord Zhang Liao, and Lady Lu Lingqi turned and saw Kabanuna on the other side of the Chang Ban Bridge with a mysterious man. What on Earth is Kabanuna doing there? Are those kingdoms fighting for her? Well too bad because I'm taking her with me again!
"Father, are we gonna get her?" Lady Lu Lingqi asked, as they saw a man they have never seen before. He dashed right past them with his super fast horse.
She's the perfect one! This girl is coming with me! Lord Keiji Maeda thought to himself as he dashed past a group of people on horses and rode down to Chang Ban Bridge. It seems like those 3 on the bridge are fighting for her. Maybe I'll butt in and win. Lord Keiji Maeda's horse jumped really high and flew over Shu, Wu, and Wei. His horse landed on the bridge and his horse continued running and he swung his weapon at all 3 of the guys and they fell down the bridge and splashed into the water.
"Hey! Who the hell are you to disturb our competition for Kabanuna?" Lord Zhang Bao shouted angrily. Everyone was confused. They didn't know who he was. Lord Keiji's horse continued running to the other side. He turned to the girl and she looked frightened. He grabbed her and put her on his horse. She managed a scream when he did so.
"I, Keiji Maeda, have won the competition for Kanuna or whatever her name is! See you suckers later!" Lord Keiji shouted and made his horse dash off. The 3 kingdoms were thrown into an uproar once again and began freaking out. Suddenly, Lord Lu Bu popped out of nowhere and rode his horse across Chang Ban Bridge. He went after Lord Keiji.
"Hey you! Give Kabanuna back to me!" Lord Lu Bu shouted, his horse running after Lord Keiji. Lord Keiji turned and saw a guy his height riding a super fast horse after him. Oh shit, at this rate, he'll catch up to me. I gotta think of something quick. Lord Keiji made his horse run faster…
Did I just hear Lord Lu Bu's voice? I turned around and saw him ride after us!
"Lord Lu Bu!" I yelled out and turned to the stranger, "Hey, let me go! I want to go to Lord Lu Bu!" I struggled to get free but I was nothing compared to him…
Hearing Kabanuna's call to him made Lord Lu Bu make his horse run faster. He saw Kabanuna struggling to free herself.
Lord Keiji saw some people on a large ship setting sail. Hm, this may be my escape with the girl. Lord Keiji forced his horse to run even faster and he cut down a few tree branches to slow the other guy's horse down, which it did work. Lord Keiji's horse jumped and landed into the boat.
By the time Lord Lu Bu reached them, they were setting sail on a boat that was too far for his horse to jump on. He saw Lord Keiji waving goodbye to him, holding Kabanuna with one hand while she was struggling to free herself. Lord Lu Bu was so pissed off
"Damn!" Lord Lu Bu said, being so angry at that man. When I see you again, I'm gonna fucken kill you! In a short while, everyone finally arrived.
"Kabanuna! Where is she?" asked Lord Gan Ning.
"That damn guy took her and set sail." Lord Lu Bu replied with so much anger. Everyone was very mad.
"He is a Maeda, which means he is Japanese. We have to get her back. Forget fighting for her. She is being kidnapped into Japan. We all have to save her." Lord Liu Bei said, being very worried.
"I hate it but you are right. Kabanuna's safety is our top priority right now. We can have the competition later." Lord Sun Jian said.
"For now, we are all allianced together. We will get Kabanuna back from those Japanese people." Lord Cao Cao said and they all agreed.
"I will help you get Kabanuna back as well." Lord Lu Bu said. The 3 kingdoms were glad that they are able to have a guy like Lord Lu Bu on their side…