Disclaimer: Inferno: Of course I'm going to do them! Those are like the best requests ever X D. Oh, yeah, you are younger- I'm a few years older. : ) Oh, I kinda pictured the guy beside Blue to be one of those obese hikers or something. Awwww, thanks. LE GASP, yes, the overdone raticate theory; lol, I totally think it died, but that's probably my morbid side talking. Jeez, hope you feel better- school is sucking the life out of you already! I know it makes me feel ill every time I think about it. And lol it's okay, tiredness does that to people- and I knew what you meant. It's all good. Fromidam: Thanks for adding this story to your favourites! Remember, readers, reviews are always appreciated! *Hint hint, nudge nudge* AshKetchumDarkSide: Sure, Ash X Skyla is on the way.

Question: First pokemon game you ever played?

My Answer: Pokemon Colosseum. I loved that thing to pieces.

Characters: Ash X Skyla, as requested.

Summary: This is so random. I'm so sorry. I have no excuse for this. AND THIS IS A TOTAL RIPOFF OF A PICTURE I SAW ON DA. I DO NOT OWN THIS IDEA. (This is a Simpsons reference, by the way.)

Fire Pig

"~Fire pig, fire pig, does whatever a fire pig does~"

Skyla woke up, peering confusedly at the ceiling. Was Ash…singing?

"~Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's not a bug pokemon~"

Knowing what was going on, she groaned, pulling on a housecoat and stomping into the kitchen. And there, as she had suspected, was her husband holding their baby tepig up to the ceiling. Singing.

"Ash," she moaned, pinching the bridge of her nose between her fingers, "this is the sixth time this week-"

"~Look out, he is a fire pig~"

She sucked in a deep breath, and exhaled violently. Then she went to bang her head against the wall until the sound of his horrible off-key vocalizations were forced out of her ears.