Ch.42: Hacker
FLASH!
Danny peeked his head out of the zeta-portal and looked around the main room of the Watchtower.
Empty. Ba-boosh.
Humming the Mission Impossible Theme Song, the nine-year-old tiptoed over to the main controls of the entire Watchtower. He plugged a USB into the computer and let it do its thing. It took a few minutes, which he spent coloring a picture, but the USB turned on the monitor and hacked into the mainframe for him (Danny made USB and its codes taught to him by the Bat-Family).
The little child did some extreme typing and editing to the Watchtower's mainframe, cackling as he did. He bounced in his seat before he got up and skipped away, towards the dorms. He snuck into six rooms, did his thing, and then left.
The Leaguers would've heard the evil cackle, if they weren't all in the cafeteria, getting drunk off their-
The child cackled to himself and let his fingers tap against each other in a very sinister way. Using his father's stolen laptop (he had a few others, he wasn't going to miss this one), Danny brought up live video feed in the Leaguer's rooms. Many anguished sounds came from speakers but Danny muted them all, put on his ear buds, and pressed the un-mute button on one of the windows.
Flash's crying and beating furiously against the door instantly came through the headphones.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh...
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you shared all its magic with me
Flash tried to use his head as a battering ram out of desperation but we can all guess how that went.
This was heard throughout Wayne Manor: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Danny, after calming down and wiping away his tears, muted Flash's window as the speedster stumbled around the room, shouting something about the weather being 'a nice 84 and I'm-a seeing stars. Ain't that amazing, folks?'.
Danny un-muted Red Arrow's box.
BAM. BAM. BAM. BAM. BAM. BAM.
ICE-CREAM (ICE-CREAM) AND GUACAMOLE! YEAH, ICE-CREAM (ICE-CREAM) AND GUACAMOLE! ICE-CREAM (ICE-CREAM) AND GUACAMOLE! YEAH, ICE-CREAM (ICE-CREAM) AND GUACAMOLE!
"Someone kill me and end my suffering." Red Arrow mumbled, still bashing his head repeatedly against the door.
Danny smirked in response and pressed the 'L' button on his laptop. A laser shot out from somewhere in the room and hit the archer in the butt. His cry in anguish that was soon followed by profanities was cut off by the mute button.
He moved the cursor over to Hawkgirl's window. Two things met Danny's ears:
WE GONNA SEE THE BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE IN MINNESOTA!
WE GONNA SEE THE BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE IN MINNESOTA!
and
"! %$ &* *&#$ *&^%#^ ! ~(*#& & *&%^&!"
Danny quickly pressed the mute button on Hawkgirl's window. Blushing, he went over to Wonder Woman's.
DON'T YOU HEAR ME CRYING?!
CRYING!
COME TAKE ME AWAY
I HALLOW THEY NAME
THERE ON THE BATTLEFIELD HE STANDS
DOWN THE BATTLEFIELD HE'S LOST
AND ON THE BATTLEFIELD IT ENDS
The screeching of the singers made Wonder Woman's eye twitch as she tapped her foot impatiently in the middle of her room. She was mumbling in Greek.
Danny smiled and turned the music louder. Wonder Woman began yelling in Greek and it didn't sound very kid-friendly.
Muting her window, Danny went over to Superman's. Turning it on, he heard Superman's screaming as he clawed at his ears. Danny nodded to himself because he would've had the same reaction to what was over the intercom. It wasn't even a song. It was just a recording of some high pitched girl yelling 'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" continuously.
Oh look! Superman dropped to the floor! Hey, were his ears bleeding? Eh, who cares? He'll be fine.
Danny shrugged to himself and muted Superman's window as Jason walked in. Danny took out the ear-buds he was wearing.
"Hey Kid, whatcha doing?" Jason asked, leaning on the bed and looking over his shoulder. He immediately began laughing, hunched over.
"You record that! I'm calling the others!" The older of the two said and dug out his phone from the pocket of his leather jacket. Danny did as he was told and pressed record.
An hour later...
Bruce stopped in the middle of the hall when he heard the bellows of laughter coming from his son's room to the right. Putting his phone away, he opened the door and found all of his kids surrounding the youngest and a laptop (wait a minute, that was his!).
Stepping over Cassie, Stephanie, and Tim, who were all sprawled out on the floor, the Caped Crusader looked over Danny's shoulder to see what they were laughing at.
The Dark Knight face-palmed. "How long?"
Danny shrugged. "About an hour." He said over the loud laughing.
Bruce stood up straight and began walking towards the door. "I'm not helping those fools if they haven't figured out a way to get out of that mess on their own... They've had an hour..."
Dick reached over to Danny's laptop and began pressing the 'L' button over and over again, making the others laugh hysterically.
And Danny's back to his evil ways.
Kadzait: *shakes his head, hand over face*
That was for SomeItalian, who wanted to see Danny screwing with the League again. Frankly... So did I... *evil smile*
Kadzait: *continues to shake head*
Just realized I put Battlefield by Blind Guardian in my other fic Young Justice... FANTASTIC.
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Reviews:
The Keeper of Worlds: Haha! I'll do that the chapter after the next! Lots of requests that must be filled! XD
Anonymous: Because we are being random: I like food. Food likes me. We're a happy family. Something, something, something else, I like food! XD
Skymuse: Hahaha! Glad you enjoyed! And what about M'gann and Connor? I haven't done anything with them yet... And it's cool that you got a DA account!
SomeItalian: ...I think Andy needs a hug. *gives Andy hug, even when threatened with lasers and other hoo-ha* *drags you into the hug, making it a group hug* Are you feeling better Andy?
BringbackDannyPhantom: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Exactly! *begins clapping*
TomgirlBre: Actually, I was going to do a chapter where he's accidently transported to Young Justice's dimension. :D
Azorawing: Exactly. Actually, now that I think about it. Children should become presidents and leaders. Then we wouldn't have all this crap going on today. Children unconsciously go to being angels (most of the time). They'd just be like (with other nations) "Let's be friends!" "Ok!"
Halfagirl-astronaut: That's Danny for ya. XD And a dance off... We'll have to see, I have a lot requests I already have planned and blah blah blah you don't care about this crap and we'll have to see, as writing stupid dancing has always been awkward for me but that is a GREAT idea. XD
GreenDrkness: Yeah, that's cause Danny's a (evil) little sweetie-pie! XD Hehehehehe!
16cklemen: Hahahaha! Never underestimate nine-year-olds, right? XD Hehehehehehehe!
Sina Xiel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M SO DOING THAT!
IWasNeverReal: Glad you enjoyed and it's alright! I can understand! XD
Grava: Hahahaha! Really, no one was. XD