Ch. 3 Pasta & Cheese; Are they Clones?

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It took a good half hour to get the G8 to calm down and England to wake up. After West Virginia had left England had been unresponsive and borderline comatose until France smacked him. The appearance of Maine and Quebec the month before in Canada (who?) had been something, but West Virginia was something else since he looked exactly like England!

Many had debated on this during the break, and the subject of 'love child' was brought up as a possibility.

"Clones." Japan said randomly at the end of the meeting as they not so secretly followed America to a meeting room on the other side of the building. .

"What?"

"It's a theory, but maybe America-san cloned us to represent his states. Maybe Canada-san did the same."

Canada face palmed.

"Darn it, they already bailed!" America huffed as he stood int he doorway to a room like the one they had been in, except it could hold fifty people and each seat had an American flag, along with a second flag by each chair.

"Umm…Who is this, aru?" China asked pointing behind the door.

America gawked at the sight of a teen girl asleep in the corner of the meeting room, cuddling a deer shaped plush toy. Her dusty brown hair was twisted into twin plaits that seemed to curl up at the ends. She wore a light blue blouse with denim jeans and boots. Even asleep she had a carefree look on her face.

"Ne~!" she muttered in her sleep.

"I take it that's another one of your states?" England asked curiously. He was silently wondering if any other states took after him.

"Yup."

They were interrupted by a tall blonde male teen wearing a Packers varsity jacket running into the room. Were it not for the messy hair and darker blue eyes he could have almost looked like Germany.

"Dad have you seen Nebraska?"

America pointed at the girl still asleep. "She's right there Wisconsin."

Wisconsin just stared at Nebraska.

"Come on Neb, it's time to go home!"

"Ne~ five more minutes Wis."

Wisconsin blinked then crouched right beside her.

"I've once killed a person in their sleep with only a slice of cheese and a toothpick."

"I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!" Nebraska screamed bolting up.

"Wisconsin did you guys get anything done today?" America asked with a very I can hope can't I?' look on his face. "And you guys better come up with a better solution to the immigration issue other than 'build a huge wall'."

"Nei. the SW states are still debating, and we are working on the rest of the list you sent us as well. But I doubt we'll get much done until after the Superbowl."

"...You guys are still coming to the family house to watch the game aren't you?"

"Qui Papa!" Nebraska cheered.

America face palmed. "East Coast vs. West Coast...the house is going to be demolished isn't it?"

"Maybe."

America twitched.

"Ne~! Ne~! Wis, can we get pasta now?" Nebraska asked enthusiastically,

"Ya, ya, we can get pasta now Nebraska." Wisconsin replied.

"YAY! PASTA~!" Nebraska yelled as she dragged Wisconsin out the door.

"…Are you sure you didn't clone us?" Russia asked. "…Because that girl is very much like Italy."

"No, and if I did I would have never used England or France."

"What?"

"Come by tomorrow and you'll see what I mean."

Brief State Bios!

Nebraska – Willa Jones

Birthday – March 1st

History- The land was first explored by the Spanish and the French. Was obtained after the Louisiana Purchase and 37th to join the Union in 1837.

She is one of America's agriculture powerhouses and one of the largest consumers of pasta in the US, mainly because of her sister New Jersey. She is often hanging around her brother Wisconsin. She is also considered to be one of "Daddy's Little Girls" by the States.

Wisconsin – August Jones

Birthday – May 29th

History- Was settled by the French and later part of Canada until 1783 after the American Revolution. Joined the Union in 1848 as the 30th State.

He has a lot of German heritage; hello Germanfest in Milwaukee, as well as Norwegian, Dutch Italian, etc... and can get really agitated around football season, especially if his team is playing. Looks up to Pennsylvania as his older brother but that relation is strained at times when the second oldest acts immaturely. It is rumored to have had a TV character named 'Red Forman' loosely based off him.