Mini Soldier

Note: Seems like everyone is mad at Tony….well get ready to be more pissed off!

Chapter 2

~xXx~

-STEVE-

Steve spent the next little while in his room- mostly hiding from Tony and Pepper. One morning, he walked out to grab a drink of water only to find Pepper and Tony making out on the couch. He was so hurt that he forgot about the water and ran to his room where he cried for God knows how long.

Bruce said it wasn't good for either him or the baby.

Why should I care about the baby when Tony clearly doesn't want me or it? Steve had wondered, over and over again. He wasn't wanted around the Tower.

The blond was at the moment, sitting at the counter in the kitchen, eating chips and cheese dip— with the side of strawberry jelly. He was mostly just eating his pain away, though it wasn't helping much, just making him feel really awful about himself. "What does she have that I don't?" Steve asked himself, eating his food. "I'm nice, aren't I? I'm nice! I'm a man, sure, but I'm nice!"

Tears formed, "Is it because I'm a man?"

"What the heck are you talking about, Steve?"

He whipped around to find Clint.

"Why are you asking yourself that? Do you like someone?" Clint asked, eyeing him closely.

Steve sighed, and shook his head, "Kinda…but he doesn't like me, and besides….why would he?"

"You like a guy?"

"Why is it that shocking? I thought people were okay with that…" Steve trailed off. "Aren't they?"

Clint didn't reply, and then Steve left the food and went into his room to hide for awhile.

~xXx~

"I figured out how you got pregnant!"

Steve tried to shush Bruce before someone heard, but thankfully, no one was around— or well, it didn't seem like anyone was around. He blushed, but looked pretty happy to know that he would figure out how he got pregnant with Tony's baby.

"How?" asked Steve.

"Remember the alcohol Tony and I made?"

"Capsicle?"

Bruce nodded. "Yup, that's the one. Anyway, I figured that somehow, we missed with your genes- hoping to get you drunk, and well…we screwed up and added female genes or something- somehow, and well— here we are!"

"Did Tony know?" Steve asked softly.

He shook his head, "Nope. Not yet."

Steve glanced down at his flat belly, wondering how he should reply or maybe he shouldn't say anything…

It was too much to take in all at once. Bruce understood why his friend was kinda silent, and then he laid Steve down on the bed. "You should rest, freaking over stupid things could really hurt the baby." He explained.

"How will the baby come out?" Steve asked out of nowhere. "I'm not a woman—"

"I'd give you a C-Section."

It sounded painful, but Steve just nodded. What else could he do?

~xXx~

A few days later, Steve was in the gym working out a little. Bruce said that it was okay for him to work out but only till it was about 6 months pregnant, but that was for a woman, so he wasn't sure about Steve's body. So Steve was mostly just punching a punching bag, sighing every now and then. He knew that at some point, he would need to talk to Tony, but what could he say? Hey, I know guys can't have kids but guess what! I'm pregnant with YOUR baby! Like that would turn out well.

He sighed as he stopped his mini work out, feeling kinda dizzy and he felt like he was going to fall over.

"Why Captain! Are you okay?!" It was Thor, who had actually caught poor fainting Steve.

The blond nodded, feeling Thor's large arms keep him kinda standing. "Y-yes…just dizzy…"

"I will take you to the healer!" Thor boomed, starting to take Steve to Bruce, the healer as Thor called him.

~xXx~

Bruce scolded Steve for being so stupid, for resting the first baby to be born from a guy, and the blond just had to take it. First, Thor had been confused till Bruce explained what was going on. Thor had seemed not too freaked out, saying that his brother Loki had many children which he had carried himself.

Though, the children were kinda animal-ish.

Steve lay weakly on the bed, which Thor had placed him on after Bruce had told him no more training, no more anything that could put the kid at risk. Steve had no other choice but to agree.

So, there he lay, tapping his fingers boredly. He wanted to do something! Anything! Just not sitting in that bed!

"Steve?" He glanced up to find Natasha there, and he nodded.

"Yes?"

"I heard that you were sick—"

"I'm not sick," Steve said, and then sighed. "Well…not a normal sick…"

The redhead eyed him for a moment. "What's up?"

He sighed. "I'm pregnant."

He saw no reason to lie, he was pregnant. He carried Tony Stark's baby.

Natasha's mouth kinda dropped open, staring at him for a moment. "You're joking right?" She began to laugh. "You are joking, guys can't get pregnant!"

"But I am, I have pictures of the fetish growing and everything!"

She walked over towards him, and plopped down beside him. "Who's the uh father?"

"Tony."

~xXx~

-TONY-

Tony didn't know why, but to see the hurt on Steve's face every time he saw him with his girlfriend, broke him. He didn't know why, but he felt like he should be there for the blond, and that in itself was crazy.

"Hey Tony," he glanced over to find his girlfriend, Pepper Potts. "Are you ready for our date to the movies?"

He had totally forgotten, and he felt even worse. "Uh yeah…" he lied.

She smiled, believing him, and then off they were going to see Catching Fire which was the second movie in the Hunger Games. She seemed to be looking forward to it, and she said that she had read all the books. Tony was just going because it was time for his girlfriend.

~xXx~

Once the movie was over, Tony and Pepper went back to the tower. It seemed that all the Avengers were pissed at him, but the two never picked it up. Then out of nowhere, Natasha walked up and then slapped him, hard.

"What was that for?! I'm not drunk!" Tony said, getting pissed as he covered his stinging red cheek.

"I can't believe you, you complete dick!" Natasha scolded him.

Pepper got in the way as the agent went in for another attack on the poor guy. "Tony hasn't done anything wrong, Natasha!" Pepper scolded her right back. "If anything, it was YOU!"

The two redheads began to fight, yelling at one another, and then Tony noticed a pale wide eyed Steve Rogers standing in the doorway. Tony grumbled, since Steve looked just so cute, like a deer caught in front of the light since his eyes were so doe like. He thought it was so cute— but wrong, Tony Stark only liked women! And he had a girlfriend!

"Nat, it isn't his fault…" Steve said, causing the woman to stop attacking both people.

"How isn't it? He's a complete idiot!"

"How am Ian idiot?!" Tony grumbled, causing the pissed off agent to glare at him. "What did I even do wrong?!"

"Nothing," Steve said, and then turned to walk out of the room. "Come on Nat, I just want to go watch some movies with popcorn…"

Natasha glared once more at Tony before she followed after the super solider. Tony watched them go, and then he released that Steve was super pale, and looked really sickly. Why was that?

~xXx~

Up next: Natasha and Steve watch some girly movies, and Steve gets in connect with his more womanly side. Tony is left so confused, and the whole team begins to find out why they lost their Captain. And then the team begins to take it out all on Tony for making it happen.

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