Mini Soldier
Note: hey guys, here's chapter 3! :D
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-STEVE-
Shorty after the fight between Tony and Natasha, Cap went with the redhead who was super pissed off, and together they began to watch movies. Now, Natasha was like any girl and had a soft spot for romantic movies, like The Notebook or Dear John. Natasha and Steve were actually watching Dear John and the poor pregnant man was bawling his eyes out. "Why did she marry someone else?! John loves her!" He shouted at the screen, tears rolling down his cheeks.
"Calm down, Steve," Natasha whispered, "I'm trying to watch the movie!"
He quieted down, but still let the tears fall. How could someone who was so in love pick someone else? How? It truly upset him. Shortly after this movie ended, which caused Steve to need more popcorn, Clint entered the room to find Natasha watching with '13 Going on 30'. Or well, she was getting ready to watch the movie which had Mark Ruffalo in it. Strangely, he looked a lot like Bruce…
"What are you doing, Nat?" Clint asked, raising an eyebrow at the redhead.
She narrowed her eyes at him. "I'm waiting for Steve to come back in here, with popcorn."
"What's wrong with Steve? He's been acting weird…."
Natasha wasn't sure what to say.
"I got popcorn! I even found some blackberry jelly to go with it!" the two looked over to the doorway to find a happy Steve, holding a bowl which had the popcorn and a jar of jelly— blackberry jelly. The blonde's eyes widen upon seeing Clint, who stared at him with his mouth hanging open in shock. "C-Clint!" gasped Steve.
"Clint—err don't get upset!" Natasha said, hoping to stop the agent from getting too upset.
"Why are you eating that?" Clint asked, staring at them both like they were crazy. "Wait… what's going on anyway? First I see you with crazy crap, and now you're eating that?"
Steve knew that he would have to tell everyone, and sighed as he sat down beside Natasha and Clint who watched him carefully. "I'm pregnant…with Tony's baby," Steve explained. He continued, "Because of the Capsicle drink— which both Bruce and Tony made for me to get drunk, well…they did something with female genes and now, well….I'm pregnant."
Clint's mouth dropped, "Really?"
The blonde nodded.
"Wow," Clint whispered in shock, "COOL!"
"You think so?" Steve asked, shocked as well, staring at Hawkeye like he was crazy. "But I'm a guy!"
The other man chuckled. "So? It's really cool and a major breakthrough because people have been trying to get men pregnant or see if they could for a long time. So it's really awesome that finally someone has. Now women don't only have to put up with pregnancies."
Natasha laughed. "Since you think it's so cool, come watch the movie with us. We're going to watch 'Hairspray' next."
Clint groaned, but did end up watching the movies with them.
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A little while after Steve told Clint, it seemed that everyone knew— but not Tony or Pepper. Even Jarvis knew. And that in itself was shocking. Steve however didn't want to tell either, in fear that they would be upset. Tony had been a close friend, and now he hated him pretty much. (Tony hated Steve) Besides, Pepper and Tony were dating. They would be upset because if anyone should be pregnant with Tony's baby, it should be Pepper. Or at least, that's what Steve thought.
The blond at the moment, was sitting in front of the dinner table, staring down at the plate which had had food on it moments ago. He was bored, and wanted to talk to Tony about what was going on. He grumbled under his breath.
"Hey Cap, what's up?"
That voice! Steve turned and found the very brunette which took over his thoughts. Tony! "Hi Tony…"
"Don't get too worked up over seeing me." Tony teased. He walked over and took a sit beside Steve, with a drink in hand. "So what's up? Anything new?"
"No," Steve whispered softly. "I'm just not allowed to go out on missions anymore."
"Why?!" shouted Tony whose eyes widen. "We need our Captain!"
Because I'm pregnant with your baby, Steve thought grimly. "Sorry, but I just can't."
Tony was about to say more, but then in entered Clint. Clint walked right up to Tony, and then punched him right in the face, causing the man to fall to the ground. "What the hell?!" shouted Tony, rubbing his face. "Why do you people always want to hit me in the face?!"
Clint glared, "For putting our Captain out of work!"
"And how the hell did I do that?!"
Steve's eyes widen, and he didn't want Tony to know yet. Right then, in entered Nat who knew. "Barton, Fury wants to see you." She said.
Clint glared, but left anyway. Then, Natasha went and hugged Steve, knowing he needed it. "Forget about them, Steve. Everything will be okay." Nat whispered.
"What the hell is going on?!" Tony shouted, grumbling because it seemed he was the only one to not know. It pissed him off.
"Nothing," Steve said, and then he walked out to go with Natasha who said they needed to go shopping.
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-TONY-
Why is everyone against me? And why are they all hitting me? I haven't done anything wrong!
It seemed that the whole team was against Tony, and the poor guy thought he had no one so he called up his best friend, Rhodey. "Hello?" Rhodey answered on the first ring.
"Hey Man! I just wanted to call because it would seem that my whole team is against me," Tony said, causing a chuckle to come from the other man. "Do you think you could come up and help me?"
"I don't know," said Rhodey. "I'm pretty busy. Do you have any idea why they are against you?"
Tony sighed. "Something about Steve, whenever one of them hits me in the face, Steve is right there and it's got to be something to do with him."
Rhodey paused. "Have you spoken to Steve? I know you two are pretty close."
Tony had told his best friend what had happened. "No…"
"Talk to him then, and then call me again, okay?"
"Fine,"
"Bye Tony."
"Bye Rhodey!"
They hung up.
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