Ch. 5 Dangerous & Rambunctious: Delaware & Pennsylvania!

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America ran into the house as another firework exploded out of the broken third floor window followed by screams in German, Italian, and Dutch. Delaware twitched for a second before leading the Nations to the main foyer where Georgia had left some refreshments for them.

Delaware twitched again as there was a firecracker going off upstairs.

"Your siblings are rambunctious as ever." Lithuania said casually as America began to shout in German for someone named Leroy to stop.

"Those tyhmät (fools) get into a fight or start something every five minutes." Delaware huffed as she leaned against the wall with her eyes twitching.

"Liet, you met her before?" Poland asked curiously.

Lithuania nodded. "I met some of the states when I lived with Mr. America. How is Illinois?"

"He's doing alright. He's happy you decided to come and visit again. So is Alaska." Delaware replied as she looked to the ceiling as some glass broke.

Finally Finland couldn't take it anymore and shouted. "Why do you look like me?"

Delaware raised a brow. "What do you mean why? Don't you remember?"

"Remember what?"

Delaware sighed. "Delaware was the name I was given after I became British territory prior to the Revolution. But I was originally known as New Sweden"

Sweden and Finland just stared in shock.

"You remember now?"

"You're…you're the colony we founded before Netherlands kicked us out?"

Delaware just nodded.

Before anyone could get sentimental or fully digest the news the tender moment was interrupted by America screaming:

"PENNSYLVANIA LEROY HARRISBURG JONES; GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Delaware looked up as an albino teen came flying down the stair well with a brown chick flying above him.

"Kesesese! You will never catch the awesome me!"

Germany twitched massively. Behind him Austria, France, Spain, Russia, and Hungary shared the same thought.

'Oh God, there is another one?'

Prussia however…

'That kid looks familiar…'

"Pennsylvania!" America huffed. "How many times are you going to cause so much trouble?"

"Kesesese! I'm just trying to liven thing up Vater!" Pennsylvania laughed as the bird landed on his shoulder. "Isn't that right Fritz?"

The bird chirped.

"Then what is this Operation FUBAR?"

"Nothing!"

"Then why was Arkansas wrestling Ohio for this mission file?" America asked showing him paint splattered, soot covered manila folder with FUBAR written on it in crayon.

"Typo." Pennsylvania said with his eyes twitching.

America opened it. "So you weren't planning on bombarded the Nations with paintballs when they arrived? Or shoot 'gum bands' at England?"

"What?" England shouted.

Delaware twitched and moved her hand into her denim coat.

Noticing the Nations, Pennsylvania's red eyes flashed in amusement.

"S'up losers? I'm the totally Awesome Pennsylvania-"

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Pennsylvania found himself and Fritz pinned to the wall by six gunshots that were mere centimeters from his skin. As one the Nations turned to Delaware who stood in a relaxed stance with a semiautomatic pistol in her hands. Her warm eyes were now cold and glaring.

"Du idiot. Detta är inte rätt tid eller plats för dina upptåg." (You idiot. This is not the time or place for your antics. ) She hissed in Swedish. "Understand?"

"Vaguely, but yeah sis."

"Nyt mene korjata että ikkuna!" (Now go fix that window!)

Pennsylvania just nodded and ran pass America. "I'll go fix that window."

Delaware huffed and put the safety back on her gun before holstering it again. "That idiot never learns."

"…Del while I thank you for…handling that…please no more live ammo. We don't need a repeat of what almost happened in the last paintball war when you 'executed' all of your opponents."

"Yes Dad." She replied before walking away. "I'll be in the library if you need me."

"When did you teach her that?" England asked in shock.

America coughed sheepishly. "I didn't…she inherited it in 1939 during the Winter War."

"Eh?"

"The wrath of the Finnish is great." America muttered. "And unstoppable."

Sadly, no one could deny that.

"Well! Aside from that interest meeting, let's go to the sitting room! The other states should be there."

"Are they all as…energetic as them?" Japan asked.

"…Well…let's just say that there are…some who can be worse."

The Nations suddenly felt a sense of dread.

"Does that kid remind you guys of anyone?" Prussia asked. "I feel like I've met him before."

Germany face palmed.

Upstairs Pennsylvania took out his phone and hastily sent a text to his coconspirators.

Abort Op FUBAR. Go 2 Op SNAFU 4 now. – AwesomeMe2

Do u still want us to come cuz? – VancouverBC

Sure but b careful. The Finnish Wrath maybe 2Xs 2day. – AwesomeMe2

Terms

FUBAR - F'cked Up Beyond All Repair

SNAFU- Situation Normal: All F'cked Up

Brief State Bios!

Delaware – Svea Jones

History– Was the first to become a State after the Revolution; December 7th 1787, and is known as the oldest among the States and leader of the 13. Formerly called New Sweden.

She is rumored to have delivered a critical blow to Hessen during the Battle of Trenton while still a baby. No one can confirm it, but no one can deny it either She is normally soft spoken unless it deals with Christmas. She was always rather calm growing up but during the Winter War in Europe she developed a cruel side dubbed 'Finnish Wrath', usually involving a gun. No one dares to challenge her inherited sniper skills. If she yells at you in Dutch, you run or beg for forgiveness.

Pennsylvania – Leroy Jones

History- Second oldest child and the oldest son. Joined the Union December 12th 1787, and the most knowledgeable of the 13 about battle tactics.

Leroy has the strongest Prussian heritage (King of Prussia, PA) and is very proud of it. He used to be rather calm because of being founded by peaceful Quakres. Then he indirectly met Prussia and Von Stuben in Valley Forge when he was helping America treat the ill soldiers. Thus starting his 'awesome' new image, much to America's and Ben Franklins' dismay/shock, and rumored to be the one who also influenced the start of the Amish Mafia. He is also the most rambunctious because quote: "Delaware leads by setting the right example; I lead by setting the wrong one."