Provinces & States: You're Doomed - Valentine's Day Special!
CRASH!
The assembled U.N jumped as the double doors flew open, four teenagers run in, then slam the door shut behind them.
"Thank Gott, we made it!"
Two boys had light blonde hair, one's stuck up in the front like Netherlands, the other's was curlier. The third was not only the shortest, but had dark red hair and a curl sticking out the right side of his head like Italy and Romano's. And finally the fourth had dusty brown hair and numerous freckles on his cheeks.
"Manitoba, what are you doing here?" Canada asked curiously.
The Nations jumped as a heart shaped box came flying through the window and impaled itself into the wall.
"What the Hell?"
"Where's did that came from?"
"Waah! That was scary!" Rhode Island yelled as he clung to New York.
"What the Hell…?"
America cautiously approached the window and blanched. "Well shit!"
There, outside the U.N. building was a large crowd of screaming girls with heart shaped boxes screaming 'Love Me!' and the names of his and Canada's sons. The guards outside were just barely able to keep them outside the gates.
"What…the Hell?"
"Oh right, today is Valentine's Day…" America mused.
Canada snickered. "I see you four are still popular with the ladies. So you've resorted to fleeing the country instead of waiting it out in a bunker?"
"The boys are considered to be eye candy to some of the girls (and guys) back home so they often get chased by their more love struck fans." America explained.
Canada just laughed even harder.
"It's not funny Papa!" Manitoba said fearfully. "They chased us from the airport! We think they took Wyatt!"
Canada stopped laughing, and his eyes widened. "They captured Alberta?"
"Almost Pa!" a dark hair teen said as he stumbled into the room. His face was covered in numerous lipstick marks, and his shirt was ripped. Cradled in his arms was a bent out of shape cowboy hat. "I managed to ditch them at the hotel."
"Alberta, are you okay?"
"Well, other than being kidnapped by some crazy chicks, and having my best hat destroyed, I'm good."
"Where are your other brothers and sisters?"
"I think all the girls are hiding out with Anya and Issac in Juneau."
The boys all shuddered. Alaska's house was guarded by General Winter (who often joined her for tea parties), and a pack of wolves and moose. No one could get close to the house in for a surprise attack without being mauled by the wildlife or frozen by General Winter.
"How is it that they never go after West and Carol?" New York asked as he peered through the open hole.
"They did something to chase them off in '98." Minnesota said softly.
"Did he say what?" Manitoba asked.
"No."
America coughed. "Well, there is a reason South Carolina never picks on North…remember how she was during the Prohibition Era?"
The boys all simultaneously shuddered again. While they all personified states/provinces they were still teenagers and had a rebellious period. While some didn't grow out of it (*cough* Pennsylvania*cough*Texas*cough*) others thankfully did. There is a reason that when Virginia went through her 'pirate phase' that only North could take her down. She was nicknamed 'Graveyard of the Atlantic' for a reason.
"Incoming!" Alberta yelled…only to be nearly pinned by another box of chocolates.
"THIS IS WHY I HATE THIS STINKING HOLIDAY!" Rhode Island suddenly yelled. His curl flattened out, and his grey eyes turned blood red. "It's time those women learn to stop hassling us!"
"Oh dear, he's gone Irish." Manitoba said as he ducked behind his father.
"Niels, prepare your guitar, it's time for battle!" Rhode Island cackled as he took out a bottle of whiskey from his jacket.
"Heck yeah!" New York yelled before reaching into his trench coat and whipping out a red electric guitar, and an amp.
"Wait, Liam, what if some of them have true feelings for us?" Minnesota asked.
"May those who love us, love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts, And if he doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we may know them by their limping!" the shorter brother replied.
America leaned against a wall and face palmed as Rhode Island and New York jumped out the window to do battle. Alberta waited a second before grabbing a random chair and jumping out after them.
"Why can't they be sane like you and Noah?" he sighed as numerous boxes of sweets flew into the air.
"I don't know dad." Minnesota replied. "I just don't know."
Canada sighed. "Well…at least we have at least one sane child each…"
The two then went to their brooding corner muttering about rebellious children and wishing for the times when they were cute and actually behaved without question.
"...Should we go out and help them?" someone finally asked.
There was a loud crash as a car flew up, then crashed down and exploded.
"No." everyone replied.
Another Bonus to give you a laugh while I work on these requests.
Don't worry, these boys will return soon.
As will the other States and Provinces.
What are the DRT up to?
Well…you'll see…
But here's a peek
Prussia just stared. Standing in front of him holding a chain saw was a female version of him.
"Mr. Prussia, this is my awesome cousin Ontario."
Happy Valentine's Day
Brief State & Province Bios!
Manitoba- Noah Williams
History- 5th to join the Confederation of Canada July 15th, 1870.
Noah is quiet, yet rambunctious. Due to the strong tornadoes in his area he can be a bit airhead at times…or at least that's Ontario's theory. Specializes in veterinary medicine, so he often assists Yukon and Alaska with their sled dogs. Considered by his cousins one of the more saner provinces, presumably due to his neighbor being Minnesota.
Alberta- Oliver Williams
History- Split off from the Northwest Territory and became the 9th Canadian Province September 1st, 1905.
Olivier is often described as the 'Texas of Canada' due to his large 'Western' like lifestyle. While one may assume he is the typical cowboy, he is also a skilled physician and specializes in pediatrics. Was taught by his uncle how to ride a bucking bronco without falling off, and without scaring the Hell out of his father. Best buddies with his cousin and neighbor Montana,
Rhode Island- Liam Jones
History- Youngest member of the Original 13. Became a state May 29th, 1790.
Liam is the smallest of his brothers, and just three inches shorter than Delaware. As confirmed by the 13 Liam's hair used to be blonde when he was little, however after a bloody battle between English Colonists and the native tribes his hair turned red. Beneath that unsure face is a blood thirsty monster.
Minnesota- Joshua Jones
History- Joined the Union May 11th, 1858 as the 32nd State.
Joshua is one of America's favorites, mostly because he is one of his saner states and more reliable children. Aka; he's not bipolar or 'trigger happy'. Joshua prefers the arts, acting, painting, etc. over causing conflict so like Oregon he is often pulled into being a peacekeeper.
New York- Niels Jones
History – Originally known as New Netherlands, and part of the Original 13. Was the 11th to join the Union July 26th, 1788.
Niels is one of America's most well-known, and popular states. He and California like to compete over who is going to come out with the next best thing, and the best music. When he's not working on redesigning Times Square he can be found playing his electric guitar. Rumor is that it's because of him the parent-teen situation of the parent yelling at the ceiling 'turn it down!' came to be.