Mini Soldier

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Chapter 17

-STEVE-

Loki had just returned with the pickles that Steve had been craving earlier. Steve, quite thankful, smiled and thanked the god who waved him off. He at the moment, was finishing the last few pancakes well Loki stood by the movie case (you know, like a book case but take away the books and add in movies) wondering what to watch.

Loki had roped Steve into watching a movie, claiming that this is what "friend's did for emotional friends in troubled times". Who was he to say no?

Steve had just finished the last pancake, when he noticed Loki was moving towards him once more. "Did you find a movie?"

Loki nodded, "I am either thinking Baby Mama or What to Expect When You're Expecting. What would you prefer?"

The blonde turned the stove off. "I've already seen the second one. Why don't we watch Baby Mama? It sounds interesting." Steve said nodding.

"Indeed," The God walked over to help set up their snack bar on the coffee table. He used some of his magic to put the movie into the DVD player. Together, they set everything up then sat down. Loki who was very….technical about his food, picked first. Steve held back his hormones knowing Loki had earned it, and together they began the movie. Of course eating jelly covered pancakes with pickles.

~x~

About half way through the movie, the two were "found out" by Natasha and Clint, who were just finishing up some gym stuff. Steve missed it greatly but he was really looking forward to the twins.

"What are you two doing?" Clint asked confused.

Loki looked right at him. "I believe you mortals call it 'a girl's day'." He said shrugging.

Clint and Natasha share a look (well more Clint looked at Natasha who was simply watching the two men on the couch). "You're not a girl though, neither of you are!" Clint pointed out, "So how would that work out?"

Loki looked right at Clint before he changed, and there sitting where Loki once sat, was a beautiful pale slender woman. Her green eyes seemed to brighten, and she was just beautiful. She wore Loki's clothes, but she was fuller. She had large 36DD size breasts but maybe larger, wide birthing hips and long legs. She was everything a man wanted in a woman.

"I can change my sex at will. And since Steve is carrying the young, I am to come to believe, he what you mortals consider a 'woman'." Loki explained, his voice dripping of honey. Clint swore his pants got a little tighter *hint hint*. Loki seemed to notice this as well before he switched back to his usual form— with all the right male parts.

Steve wiped his eyes before he caused another hormonal scene. "I-I'm—"

"You stay right there, we were going to eat pancakes with pickles and jelly, well watching Baby Mama. Sit back down, Rogers." Loki ordered. The good captain did as told. Loki turned to Clint and Natasha. "I will either ask you to join us OR leave us. Which will it be?"

Natasha and Clint decided to leave, saying a quick goodbye with a few curses from Clint about loosing his cool for a guy woman thingy.

Steve and Loki got back to watching the movie, not knowing what would happen next.

~x~

Barely 30 minutes later, had Tony drunk off his rocker come stumbling into the living room. He called out Steve in a very drunk manner. "Stevie~!" he grinned at him.

The pregnant man shifted a little, opening his mouth to speak but he couldn't find words.

"Stevie why do yah hurt meh? All Ah ever do is love yah!" Tony said drunkenly. His words barely made any sense. "Can we have make up sex now?"

Steve's face turned bright red.

Loki then stood. "That is no way to treat somebody you supposed to 'love', Stark. And that is no way to treat somebody period." Tony began to laugh drunkenly laughing because Loki had said 'period'. He voiced this. A vain popped out of Loki's head, making him appear annoyed which he was. Tony was like Thor when Thor was drunk. Always an ass! "Have a care how you speak in company of a God and the person carrying your offspring!"

Tony blinked before he smirked. "Hehee…you said period!"

"You're still going off on that?!" Loki shouted at the drunk mortal. He rubbed his forehead. "I am sorry Steve, that you must be present for this. And for this, I am terribly sorry." Steve nodded slowly as Loki turned and took hold of Tony, making him look right into his green eyes. "Now listen to me, Stark, I have little patience for drunken asses, and I have even less patience for fathers who treat their family even worse! So I will make this simple and easy. Either you leave now, let Steve be or you can keep trying and I will curse you!"

Tony even though he was drunk, knew being cursed was bad. He began to stutter out he was sorry and he still loved his Stevie.

Steve felt the babies flutter within his belly and he covered it, feeling the tears begin to roll down his cheeks. It was all going to hell. Loki kicked Tony out of the room, putting a spell up so the mortal couldn't get back in. Not even JARVIS could get Tony back inside. Steve however fell into Loki's arms, sobbing loudly but thankfully.

The God was uneasy at first but soon wrapped his arms around the mortal and comforted him. And Steve was very, very thankful for it. He needed it.

~x~

Up Next: The next morning, Tony finds out what happened between him, Steve and Loki. Loki has taken to being Steve's body guard and the Avengers back him up. Just how is Tony supposed to talk to Steve NOW?

More of a filler chapter I think. Though, I LOVED writing the whole protective Loki. I feel like Loki would have problems with fathers picking fights with their family/children or lovers seeing as he grew up with Odin. However, this is just MY thoughts, okay? I feel we need more protective Avengers of Steve.

PS: I'm so, so, so sorry for being late with this chapter, I wasn't sure where to really go but I was in a sad, moody mood so I needed to write! (I was watching Sherlock)

So the last update was October 24th…well better late than never, eh? Hopefully, I will get to write more often! Love you guys SO much and please, please review! It'd mean a lot and if I get reviews, I will update faster so if you need more, review!

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Nerdy~