Family Arguments
In Ottawa, the personification of Washington was waiting for his cousin so they could go to a basketball game. Not a hockey game, he wasn't keen on visiting an emergency room right now. He raised a brow as he saw the slogan; 'Give me my Timmies and no one gets hurt' on his cousin's shirt.
He shook his head. "What do you guys know about coffee?"
Ontario snarled. "I have my Tim Hortons!"
Washington shrugged. "Well I have Starbucks! Suck on that!"
Ontario gave him a devilish grin and pulled out a chain saw and a hockey stick.
Meanwhile…
America was giving a speech over a live web feed when his 'Crazy Sibling' senses went haywire and he immediately dropped to the floor to avoid a gunshot from his brother. Unfortunately South Dakota's scale model of Mount Rushmore did not survive.
Poor Lincoln. Irony hates you…
"WHAT DID I DO?" he yelled as he ran around his office being chased by the insane Canadian. On the other side of the world several Nations were torn between amusement and asking who the man in red was.
"YOU INSULTED MY TIM HORTONS!"
"IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS PROBABLY WASHINGTON AGAIN!"