Ch.64: Sup Titans, HIVE, Slade…
Dick and Wally stared at the spot Danny and the natural portal were with complete and utter dismay.
Keyword: were.
"Bruce is going to kill us. Frikkin kill us."
Danny grunted as he landed on the ground. He quickly pushed himself up and turned around, ready to hop back through the natural portal.
Of course… It decided to close behind him, which was never a good thing.
The nine-year-old frowned at the spot where the portal had been. "Ah dang…"
Turning around, Danny looked around and found himself in another unfamiliar evil lair. Sighing, he began trudging through the halls, unimpressed. He didn't come across any booby-traps, alarms, or anything that could potentially hurt him, which was boring. Joker's lairs were always the best in that aspect of amusement. Whoever was hiding out in this lair was lame. And maybe a little arrogant.
Danny peeked his head through the doorframe and scanned the room. He shook his head. "This guy must hang out with Clockwork too much…"
Entering, the Ghost Boy continued to scan the room. His black cloak wrapped around his body, much in the fashion of the Dark Knight. He walked over to the giant monitor in the huge control room (villain 101) with gears and clocks twisting and creaking around him ominously. Danny sat in the 'throne' and began incessantly typing. He broke through the firewalls and codes easily, learning from the best. Once he hacked in, he searched through some files and found they were for plans to take over the world.
Danny rolled his eyes at that. Idiots…
The Ghost Boy looked at the plans for the world domination idea and found himself clicking his tongue in annoyance. This guy was so unoriginal. Use volcanoes all over the world to threaten countless cities? Come on! Did this guy know how many other people have tried to use the elements and failed while doing so? Many.
Danny erased the villain's mainframe because the dude really needed some fresh ideas. He went on the internet and found himself on YouTube. He began watching the video with a kitty playing a piano, laughing his butt off.
The villain who happened to live in the lair Danny had been oh-so-generously dumped in happened to walk in while the Ghost Boy bobbed his head back and forth, giggling at the video.
For once in his life, Slade was surprised. How did an insolent child get in his lair, hack through all his firewalls, and get on YouTube?
Silently and in annoyance, the mercenary stalked forward and turned his throne around to face him. Danny stopped laughing and stared up at the intimidating figure. The two looked at the other, unblinking.
"Uh…" Danny mumbled.
"And you would be?" Slade questioned, un-amused.
"Danny Phantom. You are?" The child asked back, batting his eyelids in an adorable way.
Too bad Slade didn't do adorable.
"I'm Slade. How'd you get in here?" The mercenary questioned. Danny waved the master combatant off. "A natural portal opened up and I fell in. Honest mistake. Don't feel bad. I found Ra's lair on accident too."
This kid found Ra's Al Ghul's lair? Slade was mildly impressed.
A silence enveloped the two beings. Danny pretended to look at his imaginary watch. "Oh, look at the time! Gotta go!"
Before Slade could react, Danny shot out of the seat and through the ceiling of his lair. He mumbled a 'What-the?!'
Danny flew at top-speeds through the city the lair was stationed under. It looked like a smaller, clean version of Gotham. Noticing he was in the clouds, the ghost directed himself downwards and weaved in-between buildings quickly. The people in the streets didn't see him because no one ever seemed to look up.
While looking around and coming out of another alley, the Ghost Boy accidently rammed into a guy wearing red spandex with the (horrid) division sign on his chest. The two both yelped as they crashed into the ground. Ironically enough, Danny landed on the other while straddling his chest.
The Ghost Boy blushed at the older, red-clad teen. "Sorry…"
"Billy, get over here!" A pink-haired girl screamed, shooting a pink blast at... his brother? And his brother's friends..?
"Uh… Mind getting off me?" The red-clad teen asked. Danny looked between the two teens before turning back to the older. "Are you a villain or a hero?"
"A villain, you little twerp! I'm Billy Numerous!" The red-clad villain shouted. Danny made a little 'oh' before using ectoplasm to tie the teen up. "Well, legally, I can't let you go, Billy. Sorry 'bout that."
Billy Numerous let out a long, exaggerated sigh. Danny quickly knocked him out just for the heck of it.
"I got one!" The nine-year-old sang.
"Is that a kid?!" A half-metal teen yelped in surprise before dodging a punch from a large brute dressed in black and yellow.
"Did he just take down Billy?!" A green-skinned boy yelled. He made a small squeak before turning into a lion and attacking another teen dressed in black and, ironically enough, looking a little bit like Batman.
"What's he doing here?!" Robin-look-alike yelled in exaggeration.
"Helping!" Danny chirped before clapping his hands. A wave of cold blew through the area, leaving a little bit of frost on the road and the signs. Hands glowing blue, the nine-year-old ran forward and weaved in and out of the villains, freezing them to the ground and encasing their hands in ice with special ectoplasm frozen in the center for strength.
Once he was done, the child slid to a stop. "I got em~!"
The team of heroes stared, gaping, at the freezing villains. Danny just continued grinning. "Did I do good?"
"You did good all right…" The half-metal teen mumbled, still flabbergasted by the power the child showed.
"Yeah!" Danny cheered, bouncing up and down and clapping.
"Are we going to take him to the tower?" The violet-haired girl asked, in a very monotone voice. Robin-look-alike nodded grimly.
Danny stared at the teens. The teens stared back at him.
"Which Robin are you?" The nine-year-old asked the ebony-haired teen. He adorned a confused look at the question. "Which one? I'm the only Robin."
"No! There's been six: Dickie, Jace-y, Timmy, Dami, Steph, and Cass! Which one are you?" Danny asked again.
Robin stood stuttering, while his friends just raised eyebrows at the kid.
"Where did you come from, Young One?" The red-headed girl, Starfire as she had been introduced, asked, flying close to the child. Danny batted his eyes at her, making the girl gush. "I'm from Gotham! I live with Batman! I'm his seventh protégé!"
"Seventh?" The green-skinned boy, Beast Boy, repeated. He and the metal-teen, Cyborg, shared the same slack-jawed look. Cyborg muttered a "Dang… How many kids does the Bat need?"
The black-clad girl, Raven (oh, had that been an introduction), sighed. "I think he's from another dimension, guys. One where our Robin is all grown up…"
"If Robbie's all grown up, he's either Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, or Ravager. I still don't know which of my older brothers he is." Danny explained, shrugging.
"I have seen our future and he becomes Nightwing." Starfire commented, a thoughtful look on her face.
"Dickie!" Danny shouted and Robin slapped a hand over the kid's mouth, smiling nervously. The other's smirked.
"Dickie?" Beast Boy repeated, a teasing smile on his face. Robin glared. Danny just giggled, batting his eyes.
Then a portal opens up, Danny goes home, and Wally and Dick get pummeled. The end.
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