Mini Soldier
Chapter Epilogue
-8 Years Later-
It was no surprise that after 8 years, Tony and Steve had gotten married. They had decided, since they had been together for 3 years with no cheating, lying and/or trouble, they were meant to be. And besides that, the twins were happy.
That had been 5 years ago. It was no surprise (okay yes it was a surprise!) that for their wedding, somehow Thor had gotten a hold of Capsicle; Tony's homemade Captain America friendly alcohol had ended up in Steve's drink. Since Steve was "the bride", he hadn't thought much about the yummy flavor drink. 3 weeks after their wedding, Tony and Steve knew they were pregnant again.
James and Ethan had been trouble most of their lives— and yes their eyes had changed from their deep baby blue to a deep rich chocolate brown. They were the same, both blonde hair, both brown eyes, same height, same weight…. They were twins. And they loved every minute of it.
The only reason people could tell them apart was because Ethan was paler. And you had to look for that different shade to tell the difference. However, mostly everyone just let it slide.
When Steve had gone into labor (cursing Tony and his super sperm the whole way this time!), they had had a baby girl; curly brown hair that was lightish, dark skin and a small body. Tony had gotten his mini me.
Ella Sarah Maria Stark-Rogers.
Now that had been 5 years ago!
The Stark-Rogers (Tony and Steve couldn't bare to give up their own last name and decided they would keep it Stark-Rogers) family were very happy. It was October 31st, Halloween.
Ethan and James were 7 well Ella was 5. Steve and Tony wouldn't even think of their ages, seeing as Steve was over 100 and Tony looked around late 40's.
The small family of 5 (okay maybe it wasn't that small) were getting ready to go out Trick-or-Treating. The whole Avenger team had decided to take them out, seeing as they were all family. Steve had convinced everyone to wear something, just like he had ever year telling them it was for the kids.
Now, back to the story…
Clint rushed into the room, grinning widely and calling out for protection, and Steve who was helping Ethan into his costume, looked up. "What's happenin' Uncle Clint?" Ethan asked, looking worriedly at his 'uncle'.
"It's your Aunt Tasha! She's out to get me!" Clint explained looking quite terrified.
Ethan tilted his head sideways, giving him a strange look as Steve went back to work. "What did you do this time Clint?" He asked.
Clint huffed. "I didn't do anything!"
"Really? Pops says you cause 50% of the trouble around here!" Ethan giggled.
Steve chuckled. "And who does the other 50% of the trouble?" Clint asked, narrowing his eyes. He was much like an overgrown 5 year old kid.
"Why Thing 1 and Thing 2," Clint, Ethan and Steve looked up, finding Tony standing there, grinning widely. Tony had taken to calling James and Ethan Thing 1 and Thing 2, and since the twins enjoyed it, the whole team had joined in. "Who else?"
Before Clint could say any more, Natasha entered the room, her red hair messy and her eyes dangerous. Natasha had decided to dress up as a cute Furry Frankie Monster, the main colors being pink, purple and yellow. She had been working on her wig when Clint had attacked her. "CLINT!" She shrieked.
Clint winced before he called out, "Gotta dash!" And he was out of there.
The not so friendly Furry Frankie Monster went after him.
Ethan looked up at his Pops with question. Steve chuckled, "Just don't tick off your Aunt Tasha, okay?"
"Okay Pops!" Ethan said and went back to being quiet. Steve went back to working on Ethan's wig. James and Ethan had decided to be Super Mario and Luigi for Halloween, deciding Thing 1 and Thing 2 were too boring; James as Mario and Ethan as Luigi.
"Is James ready?" Steve asked not looking up from his work.
Tony nodded, even if Steve wasn't looking. "Yeah, he's in the front room playing Super Mario Bros." It was the boys' favorite game.
Steve nodded as he finished Ethan's costume. "Is Loki finished with Ella?"
"Yeah I think so, or at least almost finished." Tony replied. Ella had wanted to be Little Red Riding Hood but nobody would be her Big Bad Wolf. So, the little 4 year old had used her big brown eyes on Loki and convinced him to be her Big Bad Wolf. Right then, Loki appeared, wearing small wolf ears, had a "wolf face" painted on his face with fur randomly glued on his body and a tail. Tony lost it laughing.
"Shut it Stark!" Loki hissed, "At least I made her smile by wearing this terrible thing!"
Tony stopped himself from laughing further but had a big goofy grin on his face. "Then how would Steve be John Watson without his Sherlock Holmes?"
Yup, Tony and Steve had decided to be Sherlock and John for Halloween. Loki scowled. Ethan skipped out of the room, grinning as he went to play video games with his brother. Loki left the room when Thor entered.
Thor entered with a giant poptart costume on, his face bright and he grinned. Thor had been a poptart 4 years in a row. "Are you ready to go?" Thor asked, his voice booming.
"Almost," Thor nodded and left.
Steve went to finish getting ready. "We have an amazing family, don't we?" Tony said as he went to get ready himself. Steve agreed. "Think we could handle another baby?"
Steve stopped. "What?"
Tony looked over. "I just….I think it'd be amazing if we had another baby," Tony explained, looking hopefully.
Steve ran his fingers through his hair. "Tony I like our family as it is. And besides that, since Ella's birth….it's just, she's so sick most of the time. Bruce told us that if we were to have another baby, it'd most likely die. I'm not a woman Tony. I'm surprised I even got pregnant twice!"
Tony nodded. "I know," He said sadly. "I was just letting you know I'm open to the idea of having another kid."
The blonde thought. He understood why Tony would want more kids; their three kids (even though they were monsters at times) were angels. Tony had only had to put his foot down once and the kids listened. Steve had to threaten them a few times before they listened to him, strangely enough.
"Well, just wait till they start having their own kids. Or convince Natasha and Clint to have one; because I am not becoming pregnant again." Steve said putting his foot down on this one. At first, he hadn't even wanted to be pregnant with Ella. However, he was happy with James, Ethan and Ella. They were his children.
And they came from his lover, his husband, his best friend, his other half…his Tony.
Tony chocked slightly. "Do you WANT Tasha to kill me?!"
Steve shot him a look.
"Sorry…."
"You better be," Steve chuckled. "Come on, we're the last ones to get ready and the kids must want to go out trick-or-treating."
So they hurried. When they left the room, they found everyone was ready. Tasha as the cute monster, Thor in his poptart costume, James as Mario, Ethan as Luigi, Ella as Little Red Riding Hood, Loki as the Big Bad Wolf, Bruce as a mad scientist, and Clint, stood off to the side wearing black pants, combat boots, a leather jacket and his arm was metal with a star on the upper part. Clint was the Winter Soldier…he was dressed up as Bucky.
Steve held back his tears, "Ready to go out trick-or-treating?" He asked the kids his voice heavy.
The three kids shouted out, "YEAH!"
Ella usually was sick, seeing as she was such a tiny thing. But she never let it get her down. She grabbed onto Loki's hand and pulled him towards the door, Steve smiling at his only daughter. Ethan and James followed, chatting to one another on who would get more candy.
Thor pretty much ran after them, yelling out on how he was to get lots of poptarts. The people they usually trick-or-treated from had figured out Thor only wanted poptarts so they always had a packet for him. Natasha kept giving Clint glares here and there, and Bruce stood off to the side with them.
Tony waited as Steve locked up. "You know, Jarvis can look after the house well we're gone."
"It just feels right Tony." Steve replied.
So off they went, and you know what? Steve wouldn't trade anything for the world.
And they lived happily ever after…
Or at least until Tony brought home a dog, scared Loki and made the God by mistake change all the Avengers' genders. But that is another story for another time…huh?
The end
So there you have it, the end of the story Mini Soldier. I can't believe it! But since I was reading interesting stories about gender-swap, I thought I'd give it a go as a small late Christmas present. Huh? Whatcha think? ENJOY!
The small story on Loki changing the Avengers' genders
Tony had thought it would be epic to bring home a dog for a present for the twins. James and Ethan had claimed they only wanted a puppy for their birthday. Ella had taken to kitten-Loki.
So there he was, bringing home a small Border collie puppy. The puppy barked happily as Tony brought it inside.
Loki was working on a new spell he wanted to try, when the huge bark startled him. James, Ethan and Ella were away at school that early morning so when the bark startled Loki, the spell hit each Avenger who was present.
They all passed out.
Thor, Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Tony and Loki were all knocked out.
They only woke when there was a scream. "Huh? What's going on?" Tony blinked, looking around and found Steve standing there, staring in the mirror in shock. Or at least…Tony thought it was Steve.
It was all in fact, a beautiful woman with full breasts, long curly blonde hair, bright blue eyes and an hour glass figure. She was wearing Steve's clothes but Steve was a guy. "Tony!" The girl squeaked and her voice was like honey. "Something happened!"
"Umm…"
The other Avengers were waking up now. When the beautiful woman screamed again looking at Tony, Tony was startled.
"What?"
"Who are you?" She snapped, "And why are you in my house?"
"I'm Tony…who the hell are you?" Tony asked, when he noticed, he was in fact…a woman too! "Shit! Steve?!" he gasped. Tony had breasts himself now, they were HUGE, tan skin, was quite skinny and had small hips. His hair was short and spiky but overall, Tony was hot.
Female-Steve nodded quickly. "Yes! Who do you think I was? Oh wait…I'm a woman!" She began to cry heavily.
Tony looked around, finding another blonde who looked way more fit than Steve, her hair was longer and wavier, her breasts were surprisingly bigger and she had an epic ass. "Thor?" Tony started.
Super sexy woman nodded, "Yeah?"
Once Tony figured out who was who, he was surprised to find Bruce. Bruce was a small petit woman with small breasts, a small waist and large eyes. Clint was the same but fit, and had an epic ass as well. But the most shocking was Natasha.
Nat was a MAN.
"Who did this?" Male-Natasha demanded.
Loki stood and turned to glare at Tony. "I was working on a new spell, when Tony startled me. I…I don't know how to change us back."
Natasha moved right in front of him, grabbed him by the neck and glared. "You change us back right now!"
Loki gulped and began to work quickly at it. It took him 2 hours.
~x~
"Ya know Steve; I'm gonna missing being a woman." Tony said as he waited for the others to gather in the living room.
"WHAT? Why?" Steve demanded.
Tony looked right into his eyes, "Because women have boobs. And yours honey, are freaking sexy and I just wanna suck 'em. Besides that, I think it'd be freaking hot to have lesbian sex together well taping so we could always remember!"
Steve stared before sighing. "I'll talk to Loki; see if maybe for your birthday we can do this again."
"YAY!" shouted Tony happily, grinning. Thankfully, Loki changed them back and said he would do it for Tony's birthday (just for Steve and Tony of course!) if Tony was his slave for a week. Tony quickly agreed, saying that lesbian sex with Steve would be worth it.
Let's just say, nobody was the same again.
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