Disclaimer: YES, EVERYONE, ALL YOUR REVIEWS ARE ON THE WAY. Here's the order I'm gonna write them in: Dexholders, feelingshipping, N X Touko/ Black X Skyla, Chili X Cabernet and then whatever other requests I get.
Question:
My Answer:
Characters: Jesse X James, as requested.
Summary: Ugh I hate this so much ajdfskhsikls *beats head against keyboard*
Road Trip
"Jesse?"
"What, James?"
"Are we there yet?"
"We just into the car!"
"Okay. Just thought I'd ask."
-5 minutes later-
"Jesse?"
"What?"
"Are we there yet?"
Cue a vein in her forehead throbbing. "James, the car is still moving. Use your head."
"To do what?"
There is a thud as she beats her head against the steering wheel.
-10 minutes later-
"Jesse?"
"WHAT NOW?"
"…Are we there yet?"
"NO WE ARE NOT THERE YET, WHEN WE ARE I WILL TELL YOU SO JUST SHUT UP." There's a sizzle as anime flames shoot out of her eyes, nearly melting the windshield.
He whimpers and falls silent.
-15 minutes later-
"Jesse?"
"NO. NO. NO. NO." She turns around and whacks him. "WE ARE NOT THERE YET."
"...Actually, I was just going to say that I need a bathroom break…"
"…Oh." The surprise in her voice is evident. "Alright."
There's a snicker from the seat beside James. "Ya might want to keep your mouth shut for the rest of the car ride, Jamie."
She grits her teeth and smacks Meowth, and then James for good measure.