Ch.71: Mrs. Amelia Bannerman

Tap, tap, tap.

Moving her hand away from the door, Amelia Bannerman, Danny's social worker, waited for an answer from either Alfred or Bruce. She was startled when there was a crash behind the door.

"JASON!"

"No one liked that vase anyways!"

Amelia raised an eyebrow at that.

The door to the mansion opened and Danny peeked his head out. He smiled up at the woman. "Hi Mrs. Bannerman!"

"Hello Danny. May I come in?" Amelia asked. Danny shrugged but opened the door wide so she could enter. The first step in, her eyes were wide in shock.

Seven adults, one dog-pile.

"They've been like that for fifteen minutes." Danny stated, crossing his arms. He clicked his tongue in annoyance. There was an air of "They're-so-immature" around him.

"Who are they?" Amelia asked.

"They're my older siblings. They don't live in the mansion though." Danny answered.

"Fantastic…" Amelia mumbled. Danny shrugged at that. The social worker and the child watched the dog-pile for a little bit longer before Danny screamed to get their attention. All of them stopped immediately, looking to where Danny and Amelia were staring.

"Good first impression." Danny commented sarcastically.

The adults quickly separated (albeit with a lot of effort) and stood in a line.

"Hi, I'm Dick!" The oldest greeted, a nervous smile plastered on his face. The others quickly introduced themselves and waved.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Amelia Bannerman. I'm Danny's social worker." The middle-aged woman introduced. The seven adults blanched when they heard her occupation.

"Sorry you had to see our little 'fight'. We're not usually like that." Stephanie said.

"Yes we are." Jason corrected. Cassie smacked him real hard for that.

"We're babysitting Danny." Damian explained.

"It takes all of you to babysit one nine-year-old?" Amelia asked unbelieving. Danny snickered beside her.

"Technically, it's my turn but Replacement decided to show up." Jason began, shooting a glare at Tim. The younger adult rolled his eyes. "And when I did show up, Jason and I got in a fight…"

"So Tim called me to help." Dick continued.

"But after something Dick said, those two ganged up and tried to murder him. Dick sent me an SOS text by then." Damian informed.

"But Damian screwed up and called us to set all the boys straight." Barbara finished, gesturing to the other two girls.

At Amelia's unbelieving look, Cassie said "We're a dysfunctional family. This isn't new."

I know it's short but I'm not gonna have time to do this crap later. FUN!

Kadzait: If you didn't pause so much-

I PAUSE SO I MAY THINK OF A GOOD WAY TO PHRASE THINGS! Don't you judge.

Kadzait: Meh...

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Reviews (from chapters 68 and 69):

Letskilloctavian: I'm not putting Daninthes in (whoever that is)! And glad you loved the updates! No, Dick ain't good at speeches for nine-year-olds. XD

GreenDrkness: There was only one foreshadow and that was Jason's chappie! I'm not that mean (Yes, I am. Don't believe a word I say.)! XD

Bibbledoo: Nice. Incoherency. :D And the song was "The Long Road Back" by Hans Zimmer from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.

KainVixneheim: Glad you enjoyed the updates! Yeah, you would think Bruce would learn. XD

Scheffelman: I'll see what I can do. :D

BringbackDannyPhantom: Well... Someone is gonna die. Can't say who. But you'll like the death. Don't worry. :D

Skymuse: Glad you enjoyed! No, I have not watched Big Hero 6. I want to though. Why did DP have to end? :'(

UnknownMagicalBeast: I'm glad you're enjoying! XD I'll see what I can do about the talent show thingy! :D

Sarra Torrens: Glad you're enjoying! Here's the social worker chappie!

The Keeper of Worlds: Yeah. DANG IT JASON, WHY'D YOU DO IT?! XD No, I haven't read "Blackest Night". Busy reading the Batman comics. :D

IWasNeverReal: That's pretty sad... Glad you're enjoying though! XD

Crimson Leo: I agree with ya there. XD

Halfagirl-astronaut: I hate those dreams... And you're welcome!

THEBOXGHOST113: You think I'm Instagram worthy? Interesting. I got an idea from your idea~! XD

Anonymous: I don't know if Danny hates fruitloops. I like em. XD And Kadzait broods because he's a Negative Nancy. (Kadzait: HEY!)