Ch.76: Bat-Mite

Danny bounced around his mentor excitedly while the Dark Knight watched, suppressing an amused grin. "We did it~! We did it~! We did it~!"

Joker laid unconscious in front of them. Harley got away with her "babies" but they would find her eventually.

"I'm surprised you knocked him out." Batman commented, looking at the downed Clown Prince. Danny stopped in front of his mentor and put his tiny fists on his hips. "He was the one that started using excessive force! I was only returning the favor!"

Batman patted the child's head.

"Holy shamole! That was amazing!"

The Dark Knight instantly stiffened. He muttered an "Oh no…"

Danny looked around, clueless. "What? Who was that?"

A small Batman-looking-thing with short pants and a bent ear appeared out of thin air. The Caped Crusader groaned and hid his face in his hands while Danny tilted his head to the side at the strange being. The nine-year-old blinked at the strange being.

"Who are you?" Danny asked.

"I am Bat-Mite! Batman's biggest fan!" The midget-Batman-thing introduced. He placed his fists on his hips and smiled brightly.

Danny instantly frowned and glared. "Nu-uh."

"Ya-huh!"

"Nu-uh!"

"YA-HUH!"

"NU-UH!"

Batman dug out his com. "Jason, where are you? I need you to shoot me."

"Aw, is your suicidal streak resurfacing?"

"It's not suicidal if you're shooting me."

Danny and Bat-Mite got in each other's faces.

"HE'S MY MENTOR!"

"I KNEW HIM LONGER!"

"I LIVE WITH HIM!"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!"

"NU-UH!"

"YA-HUH!"

"NU-FRIKKIN-UH!"

"DANNY!"

"YA-FRIKKIN-HUH!"

"BAT-MITE! Jason, where are you with that frikkin assault rifle?!"

"BATMAN!"

"Don't give me that look, you two! Do as I say, not as I do!"

"This is frikkin hilarious! BWHAHAHA!"

"Jason, I will slap you."

"You want me to shoot you, remember?"

Danny grabbed a frying pan (good going, Joker) and slapped Bat-Mite over the head with it. The dimension-hopper flew around dizzily before regaining his focus and glaring at the smirking child.

"DANNY!"

"What'd the bugger do?"

"Slapped Bat-Mite with a frying pan."

"I LOVE YOU, DANNY!"

"Wuv you too, Jace-y!"

Bat-Mite formed a frying pan on his own and slapped Danny with it. The halfa yelled and rubbed the back of his head. Danny glared murderously at the dimension-hopper while Bat-Mite smirked.

Batman sighed and rubbed his head. "Lord be with us…"

Danny yelled a war cry before tackling Bat-Mite to the ground. The two rolled around on the ground, beating the crap out of each other. Batman was torn between breaking the fight up and joining it, wanting to bash some heads. Eventually, he succumbed to his paternal instincts and began trying to break it up. Bat-Mite and Danny merely drug him into the fight anyways.

Jason showed up sometime on a nice building rooftop, assault rifle in hand. He couldn't use it, though, because he was too busy laughing.

The cops also showed up and they were stupefied to find Batman in the middle of fighting off his kid and a mini-him. Danny had Bat-Mite's throat in his hands, Batman trying very hard to separate the two. Red Hood was on a nearby rooftop, leaning over the edge, doubled over in laughter. Joker, mildly conscious, was trying to sneak away.

"Commissioner, should we…?"

"Let's let Batman handle this one, Bullock…"

"He doesn't seem to be handling it all that well…"

"If he can't handle it, do you think we can?!"

"No…"

THAT WAS FOR JP-RIDER, WHO'S BEEN DYING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!

Now, yesterdays absence was unintentional. As said before, I moved so we only have one computer working. My mom's usually on it because she works from home. Hence the reason for no updates! ... I have time so I'll see what I can get done. XD

Kadzait: Yay...

...I pushed him off a couple cliffs so...yeah...XD

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Reviews:

YumiStar: Oh, of course! A visit from Vlad is never complete unless his butt is handed to him on a silver platter! XD

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BringbackDannyPhantom: Yeah... He deserved that. XD

The Keeper of Worlds: I know you're excited! Just trust the plan dude, trust the plan. XD

Sarra Torrens: You'll get them done some day, I know it! XD

Arisu Wonder: That would be too easy. XD

Guest of Honor: I'M NOT THAT PREDICTABLE! XD I'm thinking about new torture-Danny fics. Just gotta think of a legit plot first. XD Thank you~!

Anonymous: Don't worry. He always comes back. THROW YOUR ORANGES!

Skymuse: I inspire people? That's new... XD I can't wait until you update!

Scheffelman: I made no promises with that! XD

SweetyKinz: So true. No one likes Vlad. XD You cannot have a sassy nine-year-old without picking up some of that sass yourself! XD It's a super-hearing thing. You live close to me? COOL! Well... I hope you at least had fun making a mess. I would've! XD For your sister: I LOVE YOU TOO! *hugs you*

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