Chapter 2
"Blaine!" Sam called out from the bathroom.
Blaine got up from the couch and walked to the bathroom door. He opened it, thinking Sam would have been fully clothed. Well, he was half right.
Sam stood there in front of the mirror, staring at his bare chest. His deep red colored towel was wrapped around his waist. He looked in the mirror towards Blaine and frowned.
"Hey…what color are your nips?" The blonde dumbass asked.
"My ni-…why?" Blaine asked very confused.
"Because, Dude…I was watching porn the other day and this guy had kind of weirdly shaped nipples and they were brown. Then I got to thinking about mine. Mine are very tiny." He turned towards Blaine and pointed at his right nipple. "See? Tiny nipple."
"And…why do you want to see mine?"
"I forgot what yours look like." He bit his puffy bottom lip. "And…I just want to compare nipples."
"If I do this, will you stop worrying about your nipples?" Blaine asked as he started to take off his shirt.
"Yeah, Dude!" Sam exclaimed happily.
Once Blaine's nicely fitted shirt came off him, his not so muscular torso showed. Sam eyed Blaine's nipples and walked closer. They both looked down, when Sam was inches away from Blaine's chest.
"You have normal nips…" Sam said with a hit of jealousy.
"Sam, you and I had a deal. I would show you mine if you'd stop worrying about yours." The brunette warned.
"I see that you've been taking my advice on shaving the nipple pubes." Sam brought his nipple closer and they touched.
"I guess so…" Blaine looked at him very speculatively. "You're not going to chop mine off and glue them to your body, right?"
"Nah, I think I'd look weird with your nips on me."
Sam turned away and took off his towel, his ass showing to Blaine. He bent down and grabbed his pajama pants, going commando. Blaine wasn't having any of it. He was looking in directions away from Sam's ass.
"I wonder who has the better nips though. Think Kurt and Rachel would tell us?" He asked Blaine, turning around. "Dude, you've seen my junk before."
"It doesn't mean I want to see it now, Sam." Blaine sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "Okay, we can go ask them if they will tell us who has the better nipples."
They both walked out of the bathroom together. Kurt was on the couch watching a TV show. Before Sam called for Blaine, the couple was cuddling on the couch. Rachel was in her room, practicing her vocal chords.
"Rachel, can you come out here? Sam and I need to have you and Kurt vote on something." Blaine called out.
"Vote on what?" Kurt asked as he muted the TV.
"Who has the better nips." Sam answered.
"…I'm not even going to ask." Kurt stated with a roll of his eyes.
"The better nipples…?" Rachel asked as she made her way to the couch, sitting down on it and crossing her legs.
"So, who has the better ones?" Sam asked pointing to Blaine and his own nipples. "And don't vote Blaine because you do him."
"I say Sam." Rachel said the same time Kurt answered.
"Blaine."
"So it's a tie…" Blaine said with a slight frown, wishing for all of this to be over.
"That's not fair. We'll need someone to vote too. Let's call Artie and have him come over and vote!" Sam clapped his hands together, getting very happy.
Everyone, besides Sam, sighed audibly. In the end Sam couldn't get ahold of Artie. So they all settled for the tie. Today is just one of Sam's weird days.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed my weird chapter today! Sorry it's not a very long one. Anyway, have a nice day or night!