Hey oh, it's me again. Sooooo I didn't do this last time but i would like to thank Liz, Queen Livykins, Shaddowridder221, and guest for the reviews. I smile when I read compliments. :D I'm trying to find a way to make my fanfic different than most that are out there and I think I know what I'm going to do to change it up. I thought I should clarify somethings first though. Like for example: Rose= male!Haruhi, Violet/Purple= Mori/Takashi, Sweetie/Mini=Honey/Mitsukuni, Hayden=Hikaru, Kaden=Kaoru, and that's all the names you've gotten so far. If you haven't noticed with the kyoya example they will have the same last names. And I'll point out more names at the bottom to clarify for you all.
Now to your regularly scheduled program. :D
"I made it home safely. I hope they never bother me again. From what I've gathered through the day though their exactly like their characters though. It could be pure coincidence. But I think we both know its not. Which means they will bother me again. How long will it take for them to give up? Have they ever met a person that truly never wanted to see them before? If I'm to be honest. I don't think i want to see them ever again. Some thing seems so wrong with this. I can't live in the same world as them. I read about them. I fan girled about them and most importantly, I shipped them." I look seriously at Tony.
He seemed to be listening so I continued on. "I could always leave the school right? Argh! But mom would kill me then. I can't die yet! I'm not ruler of the world yet! The ginger apocalypse will happen and I will be leading it. We're not talking about that right now though, so stop distracting me." I blame Tony for my off topic rant though he said nothing.
"I could just be willing and deal with it, but the that kyoya look alike will probably get all smug about it. I have to get him to agree to my terms not fall pray to his controllingness. I will not simply give in because they are annoying. If they kidnap me. I will not give up fighting. If I must jump out of a plane, I will. If I have to jump out of a moving vehicle, I will. I will do what ever it takes for them to listen to my term and glasses realizes I am totally a threat even if he has that smexy lookin smirk like kyoya. No matter how much Sweetie cries like Honey I will be strong and not bow. No matter how much Violet carries me off through there orders I will escape. No matter how many innocent smiles Rose sends me I will not return them. No matter how many puppy dog eyes Tamaki uses I will turn my eyes away and avert the look. No matter how much suffering I go through because of the twins, I will not work for the host club!" I say standing on my bed in a dramatic pose. Tony falls over from the movement, so I pick him up. "Sorry Tony the panda. Didn't mean to knock you over like that." I tell him giving him a hug. "KATO! SHUT UP ITS TO LATE!"
My eyes go wide as I look up at my ceiling. Opps. "Sorry mommy! I love you~!" I yell up to her. I hear her grumbling about how I'm crazy or some thing before I plop down to my bed and get comfortable snuggling with Tony. I left the lights on and fell asleep rather quickly.
*Le time skip because she doesn't have any dreams tonight*
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." I tell my alarm clock putting a hand to its face. It seems to get louder so I get up and push the off button. Hmmm I didn't shower yesterday. I'll do that quickly before I do anything else. I get all my stuff to get her and then I make sure I am ready for the day, before I take a shower. Once I think I have everything I hop in the shower and get that out of the way quickly. I tie up my hair into a bun to keep it out of my face. It probably wont dry for like ever since I put it up but oh well.
Once I'm completely dressed and done with my bathroom stuff I walk out only to be faced with the one and only Shadow king of Ouran. Yes he's called that even in real life. "Mr. Ootori. I'm not please to see you here, in my house, let alone out side my bathroom and room." I tell him as I go into my room and finish my morning routine. I think that's all I need to do. I start putting on my shoes only to realize Mr. Ootori had been talking to me. I cut him off on whatever he was saying. "I have no idea what you've been saying, so if it's important I would say it over again." I tell him as I put on my school jacket and backpack walking past him upstairs to grab some breakfast.
Once I grab my toast he stands in front of me allowing me no way to move away. I trapped between him and this corner of the counter. "Stop moving and listen." He orders me. Moving a hand from the counter to push up his glasses. I shrug my shoulders and move so that I'm sitting on the counter. "What is it, pervert?" I ask him.
"My name is Kyle or Kyoya pick one, but do not -call me Mr. Ootori- got it?" Kyle says with a glare. "Aye aye arse." I tell him nibbling on my toast. He tries to take my toast from me but i bite his hand. "Look! I can make Ouran your heaven on earth if you join the club or your hell if you don't pick one! Tamaki refuses to pick someone else! And there's only some much subliminal messaging one can do to a person!" Kyle says not seeming calm at all, like Kyoya does-I MEAN CHEESECAKE!
"Look calm you tits. There flying like everywhere right now and this not how negotiations are supposed to go. I want world domination and you all want me to work in your little club. If we can work something out then I see no reason for me not to join your club." Kyo-KYLE face palmed. "No." He said simply. I ignore him and look at a clock. Ugh still like five more minutes till I have to go out to wait for the bus.
"Kato. Who is this young man? And why is he in my kitchen standing in front of you like that?" I smile to myself. "MOM HELP! HE'S A PERVERT!" I tell her changing my expression into one of fear. Kyle's face seemed to hold shock when my mom pushed him away from me and stood in front of me protectively.
"Who are you?" She asked him. I smiled from behind my mom, she didn't see that though. Let the games begin. "I'm Kyoya Ootori. I go to Ouran High with Kato here and am trying to get her to join the host club at our school." He tells her. "MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT WHORE HER SELF AROUND LIKE THAT! WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL DO YOU HAVE FOR IT TO HAVE A HOST CLUB! I'VE HEARD ABOUT THOSE OVER IN JAPAN! WHERE PEOPLE SALE THERE BODIES LIKE THAT! DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR HER EVER AGAIN OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES THAT YOU WILL SUFFER THROUGH NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME IN PRISON I HAVE TO DO AFTERWARDS! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Kyle seemed very shocked at my mothers threats. I held a black face though. I don't know when my mom will turn around and I don't want her wrath on me next. Kyle left my house not looking back once.
My mother shook her head and turned to me. "If you have more problems like that, I will let you leave that school. I don't want you having to be put through a school that has even worse perverts than public schools. Now you have a bus to catch and I need to get ready for work. Have a good day, kato." I hug my mom and go out side. If you didn't notice my mom has a few screws loose but she's awesome when she's in a good mood.
"Way to play the defenseless card." Kyle says from the end of my bus stop. I smirked at him. "No idea what your talking about. You were being a pervert and I told my mom that. Simple as that. What she said afterwards was of her own accord. I didn't even know she had looked up host clubs. It's probably because of when I used to obsess over OHSHC. I thought you might've had a chance once you started smooth talking her. What my mom does surprises even me sometimes though." I tell him honestly.
"She seems to scary to have been swayed by my sweet talking. I mean even my father doesn't scare me like you mother does." Kyle admitted. Is Kyle's dad like in the anime? "Maybe he's not as scary because of his reputation? My mom, she's done some terrible things before. She has moments where she hurts me so badly that i don't think I can forgive her, but then she does something that reminds me that she loves me, and I have to give her another chance. Your dad's not like that though. He's a mean person in general. In my opinion at least that is if he's anything like he is from the anime." I say looking up at the still dark sky.
"In this world it's my mom." I furrowed my eyebrows at what he said. "In this world? Nope not asking. Ignore that. I said nothing." I tell him not wanting to know more. STRICTLY BUS- EYE- NESSSSS! (AN: for those that don't realize that's business but pronounced in the way its spelled) The bus arrives and we get on, I sit in my same seat as yesterday. I get on first I get to choose where I sit. I doubt Mo-Purple will care. I might even be a nice Kato and let him sit with me.
Kyle takes a seat at the spot across from me. Good he didn't sit next to me. "So why are you sitting back here if you don't want to be involved in the host club?" Kyle asked me as the bus started moving. "I get on first so I pick my seat first. I like this seat so I choose it. I did the same thing yesterday." I tell him like it was obvious.
He didn't seem to expect that response, of course I didn't care what he thought so I just stared out the window ignoring him. The only time I payed attention to what was going on, on the bus was when I felt someone sit next to me. It was Mo-Violet. Oh well. I just shrugged my shoulders and prepared myself for the day that awaited me.
Don't know if you realized but Kyle=Kyoya. Also, I'm trying to make sure you all understand the time flow. Usually when I'm reading a fanfic I don't know how much time has passed and that bothers me. I will do time skips but I'll put something like 45 days since I've started at a rich school or something. I figured for the first few chapters I would let you all get the hang of my characters, hmm I guess you could call it weirdness. But now that you all understand her a bit and see her refusing to join the host club until they promise to help her achieve world domination for the gingers I think I'm going to do some time skips in the next chapters and have interesting stuff happen that help with the plot. If you have any suggestions, please review. I always read them before I start on a new chapter. Tune in next time to There's something wrong with this on your local awesomeanimelover98 channel.