I do not own Naruto! It has some penis talk in this, just a warning, but it is a rated M story after all. Like I said this story will make you feel awkward. Please enjoy.

Note: Again this is a slash/gay guys, please read the summery before clicking random stories. Thanks.

Chapter 3

Minato was tangled in white sheets with his arms wrapped around his lover while spooning him. He breathed on Kakashis neck heavily as he dreamed deeply. Kakashi could smell the alcohol on Minatos warm breath from last night that gave him chills in the summer heat. Kakashi enjoyed things like this, the simple things in life. Him and Minato cuddling in each other's embraced love that he knew would never end. Kakashi placed his hands over Minatos that were on his lower stomach and smiled sympathy to him. Minato snored a little and moved his leg which knocked an empty red whip cream can out of bed and had a soft landing on a stray pillow that was on the floor. Kakashi was thankful for that pillow being there, or it could have ruined his whole morning. Kakashi would wake his lover up in a little while, but for now this was his time in paradise.

Across the hallway in the guest room Sakura was fast asleep cuddling her Sasuke body pillow and dreaming about their wedding and future together as a family. How cute and perfect their kids would be. His amazing looks and strength with her intelligence. She smiled in her sleep and sighed heavily. On the other side of the pink curtain Naruto was trying to spoon his lover, but Sasuke had his foot on Narutos bare stomach, keeping him away from his smoking hot body. Sasuke and Narutos floor/bed looked like it was wrestled in. Sheets were sprawled out all over the floor and pillows were near their feet and across the room. The sun came through the window and poured warm gold light on Sasuke and Naruto. Sasuke cracked an eye open and yawned. He stretched out and kicked Naruto. Naruto slid off of his bed and slid through the pink curtain, stopping right next to Sakuras bed. Naruto huffed and marched over to Sasuke who had gotten up and tackled him.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked as he tried to reach the crazy blond boy on his back. Sasuke stumbled and fell to the floor as he got his foot tangled in sheets. Sasuke hastily tried to get Naruto off of him, but wore himself out. Naruto was holding on tight to Sasukes bare back, arms around his chest and legs around his waist. Naruto grinned happily and laid there with Sasuke embraced tightly to his chest.

Down stairs Jiraiya was passed out on the couch on his stomach with his pink briefs on and his ass sticking up in the air. He snored loudly while clear saliva slowly leaked out of his mouth. Empty beer bottles were scattered on the floor and a full one on the small coffee table. Some rustling noises and footsteps could be heard from up stairs. After a few minutes Kakashi came down the steps in his silky white boxers and his black mask. The smell and of last night's alcohol and regrets hung in the air. He walk towards the refrigerator and pulled out an orange juice carton and got down a glass. Kakashi sat at the table and whipped out the second book to Come Come Paradise, Come Come Violence. Kakashi snickered as he got through the first chapter and was getting ready for the second one when the book was yanked from his hand. Minato was looking at it and smirked. He was shirtless and wearing green boxers that said "The Legend" an arrow pointing to his junk and another arrow pointing up towards him that said "The Man".

"Well, well, well. All ready on the second book I see." Minato chuckled to himself.

"I finished up Come Come Paradise last night while you and Jiraiya were playing cards and taking shots." Kakashi explained.

Minato leaned in close to Kakashis face to where Kakashi could smell alcohol on his breath and whispered, "You make me want to come, come paradise all over you." Minato licked Kakashis cheek then kissed it passionately. Kakashi blushed like mad behind his mask. A loud 'THUD' came from upstairs and a bloody scream that was Sakuras echoed throughout the house. Kakashi and Minato dashed up stairs and slid the door open to a fiery Sakura.

"What the hell Naruto!?" Sakura yelled as she glared at Naruto spooning Sasuke.

"Bitch please! You just jealous of my super sage swag!" Naruto yelled still hugging Sasuke.

"What did you call me-" Sakura started, but Minato interrupted her.

"Whoa! What are you guys doing up here?" Minato asked as walked in his boxers. Sakura turned to see who it was that interrupted her question. Sakura turned red once she saw Minatos boxers.

"Help me..." Sasuke said as he tried wiggling out of Narutos loving embrace.

"Damn this is sexy, haha!" Minato said in stitches.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Kakashi asked Naruto.

"Hey, hey you guys sleep together and I bet you spoon too!" Naruto told him off. Sakura muffled a snicker. Kakashi glared daggers at Naruto. An alcohol stenched Jiraiya walked up to the door groggily while rubbing his right eye.

"What's all the commotion up here? Can't a young sexy man get some beauty sleep in this place?" He complained and then noticed Naruto on the floor spooning Sasuke.

"..." Jiraiya just looked at the boys with groggily eyes.

"Wahahaha!" Jiraiyas eyes went wide and cracked up laughing with tears in his eyes. "Damn! Minato what the hell you teaching your kid?! Sex moves no jutsu? Ahaha!" He was now bent over holding his stomach in pain from laughing so hard.

"Eeeek!" Sakura screamed in horror and pointed at Jiraiya. Jiraiya ceased his laughing and looked at her in confusion.

"What?" He asked looking around while rubbing tears from his eyes. Everyone was looking at him and Minato cleared his throat and pointed down near his junk. Jiraiya looked down at his growing. A bulge was jutting out of his pink briefs. He blushed and chuckled.

"Hehe, sorry, but it's the morning..." He explained.

"Hahahaha!" Naruto let go of Sasuke and jumped to his feet and laughed hysterically while pointing at his master. Sasuke got up and left the room before he let Naruto realized what he did.

"Well, I should go get some clothes on..." Kakashi said trying to make an excuse to leave and left for his room.

"That's so wrong!" Sakura blurted out covering her mouth.

"Now Sakura, guys do this sometimes in the morning. They have no control over this, so don't go freaking out thinking they do this on purpose, this is called woody, hard-on, stiffie, bone-daddy, full salute, morning glory, piss-proud, but my favorite would be pitching the tent. It's just how the male body works my dear." Minato explained to her. Sakura blushed like mad.

"I don't want to hear this!" Sakura ran out of the room with her hands over her ears.

"I think I'm going to go take a cold shower." Jiraiya left, his face still red. Minato left to go get ready for the day as well as everyone else.

"Ok! What should we do today kids?" Minato asked as he clapped his hands together with a smile. Everyone was sitting around the kitchen table eating ramen and eggs with crispy toast.

"I got a great idea! What about we-" Naruto started, but then got interrupted.

"How about we go shopping?" Sakura asked.

"Hmm, not a bad idea..." Minato said fantasized about Kakashi in a new bunny outfit for, then smiled devilishly to himself. Kakashi was reading and then got a chill that ran down his back like a spider.

"Hey, hey, what about-" Naruto started to speak up again.

"What about we all go do our own thing for the day?" Sasuke suggested.

"No, no, we do this all together." Minato demanded.

"Guys, guys, we can do-" Naruto started up again, but was interrupted by the super perv.

"I like Sasukes idea. I need to go finish up some things around town." Jiraiya said as he shoved an egg into his mouth and washing it down with the last beer.

"Hey! Is anyone going to listen to me damn it?!" Naruto shouted and stabbed the wooden table with his fork, but everyone was paying attention to the knock at the door.

"I almost didn't hear that over Narutos yelling." Kakashi left to answer the door. Minato glared at his son.

"Naruto, you shouldn't yell and interrupt people." Minato lectured him. Naruto pouted and grumbled some words. Kakashi opened the front door to see Sai standing there with a piece of crumpled paper in his hand with something scribbled on it.

"Oh, hello Sai. Can I help you?" Kakashi said surprised. Sai gave Kakashi his false smirk and did a little heartless wave.

"I'm here to see Naruto. He said I could stay with him for the summer, but when I got to his apartment the lady there said he went to this address." Sai told him as he held the piece of crumpled paper up that had Kakashis address scribbled on it in pen.

"Oh dear..." Kakashi said to himself. Kakashi held up his finger asking for a moment and closed the door. "Naruto, can you come here for a moment?" Kakashi called. Naruto bounced over to the door where Kakashi was munching on a piece of toast.

"Did you invite Sai over to your place for the summer?"

"Oh yea..." Naruto remembered.

"Well he's here and I think maybe you should tell him that-" Kakashi was about to tell Naruto that this wasn't a hotel, but the boy ignored him. Naruto ripped opened the door and smiled.

"Hey Sai! Sorry about the 'not telling you my place being burnt down and moving into Kakashi and Minatos place' thing." Naruto apologized. Sai did his smiled at the boy.

"It's ok. May I stay with you here?" Sai asked in his stale tone. Kakashi cleared his throat and was about to say something, but Naruto interrupted before he could even start.

"Hell yea! Get in here Sai!" Naruto invited.

"Thank you Naruto." Sai smiled and entered the house with a black bag. Kakashi watched as another person walked into his house without his permission. He closed the door and made his way to the kitchen where he heard a cheer from people.

"Welcome aboard Sai!" Jiraiya congratulated the kid as he held up his morning beer with a smirk.

"Hey, it's about time you got here! We were just talking about inviting you to our all guy slumber party." Minato gave a playful smile and winked.
"That sounds like fun." Sai smiled.

"Yea, now this is my kind of guy right here." Minato chuckled. "Well Sai, to get you up to date, we were just thinking of what we should do today."

"Well, I did hear that a festival is coming up soon. How about we go to that?" Sai suggested. The room began to fill with chatter.

"I forgot all about that." Sakura said as she helped Kakashi clean up the kitchen.

"I think that's a wonderful idea. When is it?" Minato said as he grabbed Jiraiyas beer and took a hardy swig. "Ahhh!" Minato finished it off and placed it back on the table. Jiraiya turned back around to grab his beer, but when he placed it to his lips nothing came out.

"What the hell?" Jiraiya look at Minato and then Naruto. "Okay, who took the last gulp of my beer? Hmm, Minato? Naruto?" He looked at them.

"That's nasty Sukebe-sennin!" Naruto said as he left the table.

"Would you mind not calling me that?" Jiraiya asked.

"Ok, so we'll go to the festival, but we still need something to do for today." Minato complained.

"Like I said, just let everyone go out and do their own thing." Sasuke repeated himself. Minato sighed and gave in.

"Ok, fine. This is a free day. But mark my words, every day we will do something together as a group." Minato got up and walked out of the back door and onto the small wooden deck. "Everyone will be back later on tonight, or I will come looking for you." Minato smirked and jumped up in to the air with a flash. Jiraiya got up and headed for the front door.

"Well, see you all tonight." He winked and left. Kakashi was pondering to himself, trying to think of what he had to do. He remembered with a snap of his fingers and headed for the door.

"Ok, you kids stay out of trouble while we're all out." Kakashi opened the front door and left. Sasuke got up and left through the back door that was wide open. Sakura followed him and then it was just Sai and Naruto left in the empty house.

"I have things to do, want to come along?" Naruto asked.

"Sure." Sai agreed without asking what it was.

Five minutes later Sai found himself and Naruto at a ramen place eating ramen with people around them talking and laughing..

"This is pretty good for ramen." Sai said as he shoved more noodles into his mouth.

"Mhmm." Naruto agreed as he finished up his bowl.

"What would you like to do now Naruto?" Sai gave a somewhat real smile to his friend.

"Let's see..." Naruto thought. The rest of their time together was filled with running around doing window shopping and running into friends and tagging along with them for awhile. The sun was just setting and Sai remembered what Minato told them.

"Naruto, I think we should go back now."

"Yea, you're probably right. We don't want my oto-san after us." Naruto thought of the time he talked back and Minato bent him over his knee and gave him one hell of a spanking. Naruto would never forget the stinging and burning pain on his behind. He couldn't sit down for about a week after that paddling.

"Yea and lets hurry!" Naruto grabbed Sais hand and trailed him along. Naruto almost drop kicked the door down as he made his way in.

"W-we're here..huf, huf,...oto-san, huf." Naruto panted and was bent over, hands on knees. Sai was panting as well; trying to keep up with Naruto was a pain.

"Well there you two are." Minato was sprawled out on the couch, his head on Kakashi lap. Kakashi was relaxing on one end of the couch with his feet resting on the small coffee table.

"What took you?" Minato asked as he started to peel a banana. "Everyone is already back and I think Sasuke went up stairs to take a bath. Why don't you guys go join him?" Minato suggested as he bite off the top of the banana.

"I like that idea." Naruto agreed and dashed up stairs with Sai following him hastily.

"Are you sure that was a good idea?" Kakashi asked his lover as he gently stroked Minatos cheek with the back side of his hand.

"Hehe, don't worry. They'll be done in no time, then Sakura will take hers and Jiraiya if he wants to take one, then while everyone gets ready for bed, you and I will have the tub all to our self's." Minato smirked up at his white haired lover and took the last bite of his banana. "I'll even bring the whip cream." Minato winked. Kakashi rolled his eyes.

"Minato you dirty boy you." Kakashi told him as he pulled out his book.

"That's why I take baths with you." Minato came back at him and grabbed hold of Kakashis shirt collar then slipped off his mask for a passionate kiss on his lips. Jiraiya walked in and cough the lovers making out on the couch. He made a face, but smirked.

"Damn, gaying up the living room already? Shees!" He joked and walked into the kitchen.

Upstairs Sasuke was in the huge tub filled with hot water and steam was filling the room over time. He was relaxing and soaking his troubles away. Some talking was heard and the door slid open. Sasuke turned to meet Sai and Narutos naked bodies.

"Oh dear..." Sasuke worried.

"Hey Sasuke! We just wanted to keep you company, I mean you know how lonely a bath can be by yourself." Naruto said as he made his way over with his bare feet making a tapping sound as they hit the wet floor and jumped in with Sasuke. "Right Sai?"

"Yes." Sai agreed and got in next to Naruto.

"..." Sasuke said nothing, but knew something was up. All was quiet in that bathroom. Sasuke had his arms stretched out and lounging out next to him. Sai was just sitting there checking out Naruto when he wasn't looking. Naruto was plotting and waiting for the right moment. After ten minutes of nothing Sasuke stood up in the tub and let the warm water runoff of his body. He turned and Naruto found his moment.

"An opening!" Naruto yelled as he lunched himself at his lover and Sasuke dogged it like lighting.

"What are you doing now?" Sasuke asked as he stood naked and wet on the other side of the bathroom.

"I'm going to make you my bitch, bitch!" Naruto yelled and charged. Sasuke smirked and charged at him. Sai smirked at the show and waited his turn. Sasuke was kicking Narutos ass, but Naruto summoned four of his wet naked clones.

"Are you ready for this Sasuke?!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke just stood there ready.

"It's so small...but cute." Sai smiled a real smile and giggled. Naruto looked down at his penis and his clones looked at each other.

"It's not that small." One clone said.

"Yea, I've seen worse." Another told the real one.

"Yea, yea, it's about average size." The clone in middle said.

"Then again, look at Sasukes! It's a monster!" The clone in front of Naruto said.

"Whoa! Look out guys that thing could poke out your eye!" The Naruto clone in front commented.

"..." Sasuke just stood there ready for anything and blushed a little. Sasuke never had anyone talk about his penis, except his fan girls that tried to molest him one day in an alleyway.

"My penis isn't cute, it's handsome and manly." The clone in that back said.

"Ok I'm pretty sure it's average. Does anyone have a tape measure?" The middle clone said.

"I don't know guys, it does look a little on the small side..." The one in front said.

"Don't compare it to Sasukes!" The one next to the real Naruto sculled.

"Ok, ok, I'm about 99.9 percent sure my penis is average, but it could use a trim." The middle one told the real one.

"Yea, it needs it. It's like a blond bush down here." The front one said.

"Would you guys stop bad mouthing my penis and just get Sasuke already?!" Naruto yelled.

"I love all of your penises!" Sai said and stood up and having water trickle off of him.

"You guys are fucking weird..." Sasuke breathed.

"Shut up! Tonight is the night you will become my bitch!" Naruto told him and launched himself at Sasuke. Sasuke slipped by them with ease as they slammed in to the floor and disappeared, but the real Naruto grabbed him around the waist and tackled him to the ground. Naruto was on Sasukes back and Sasuke was on his stomach and they were headed straight for the tub at full speed.

"The tub, the tub!" Naruto screamed.

"I know!" Sasuke told him.

"Stop!"

"I can't!" Sasuke said as he tried to grab and claw at anything nearby. Sasuke was able to slide on his side and smashed into the tub with his feet. The tubs side then shattered into small white pieces where Sasukes feet landed. The hot water came gushing out and flooded the room's floor. Sai tried to jump out but got sucked out through the hole and crashed right on top of Naruto, who was on Sasuke. The boys were in awe at what had just happened. Sai had his arms around Narutos neck and Naruto had his arms around Sasukes waist.

"Oh...crap." Sasuke whispered and felt it hard to breath. He was scared for his life, just thinking what Minato and Kakashi would do to them.

"What are we going to do?" Sai asked in a flat tone.

"Oto-san and Kakashi are going to kill us..." Naruto said.

"Worse. They might make us their sex slaves for the rest of our lives." Sasuke said and swallowed hard, thinking of what they might do to him.

"They might tie us down naked and whip us and touch us!" Naruto freaked out.

"I don't mind." Sai smirked and fantasized about it.

"Crap, crap, crap! What do we do?!" A ballistic Naruto cried.

"Shh." Sasuke silenced the boys. Steps were heard and muffled talking was starting to get closer. It was dead silent in the bathroom; the only sound was the frantic beats of hearts. The door slid open and Minato, Jiraiya, and Kakashi stood there taking in the chaos.

"Well..." Minato tried to say something, but couldn't find the words. Kakashi was wide eyed and slid the door close. The three wet, naked boys looked at each other with worried expressions.

Kakashi looked at his lover and Minato just did a faceplam and sighed.

"Why the tub? Why?" Minato hugged his white haired lover and Kakashi hugged back. "Looks like we have to go to the public bath house..." Minato sighed heavily.

"Yesss!" Jiraiya fist pumped the air and left to get his things.

"I'll tell Sakura..." Kakashi said as he untangled himself from Minatos arms.

"What do we do?" Sai asked. Sasuke pressed his finger to his lips and walked over to the door. He peered out through a crack and gave thumbs up. They snuck out of the bathroom and had their hands over their meat trying to run to their room.

"This reminds me of Solid Snake. Have you guys ever played that game?" Naruto asked. Sasuke turned and glared daggers at the boy. The cold hard wooden floors were like ice on their drenched feet. Sasuke slid the guest room door open and peeked in. He nodded to the other two and they sneaked in. They got dressed and walked down stairs to be met by Minato who had a green plastic bath pail with a bar of soap and other random bath supplies in it.

"Um, hey oto-san? What's with the bath stuff?" Naruto asked with a small smile.

"Go get your bath supplies; we're going to the bath house." He said and started to walk off into the other room. A loud "THUD" was heard from upstairs.

"Damn it! Who the hell put water in the hallway?!" Sakura yelled. Naruto snickered and Minato rolled his eyes at the boy.

"Crap." Sasuke sighed and headed back up stairs.

Everyone walked in to the bath house, which was called "Bubbles and Soap". Sakura left to the female side and Minato, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai left for the male said. When they got in the bathing room, there was a huge tub and ten faucets on the wall with wooden stools, totally abandoned. Everything was white and steam was lifting out of the tub and lingered around it.

"Looks nice and relaxing." Kakashi said as he walked over and started to wash off in his black swimming trunks. Sasuke, Minato, and Sai started to do the same thing. Jiraiya was trying to sneak a peek at the girl's side by climbing the wall. At the top of the wall on the right there was an opening that leads to the girls bathing room. Jiraiya grinned to himself and jumped up.

"Super perv! What are you doing?!" Naruto chased after him.

"Shh! Keep it down Naruto! I'm trying to get my soap, it slid over." He made up a lame ass excuse. Naruto jumped and kicked him down in a flash. The pervert fell to his feet and glared.

"Boy! Will you just let me have my fun?!" Jiraiya yelled and gave up.

"Will you two please knock it off? I don't want to knock down a wall or anything." Kakashi said as he jumped in the tub. "Ahh. Now this is nice." Minato came over and grabbed Kakashi around the ribs.

"Hey sexy. Have we met before?" Minato smirked and grabbed Kakashis mask. Sasuke looked in horror. Minato let go of the mask and sighed.

"Maybe we should wait and try not to mess up a pure mind." Minato said and placed one arm around Kakashi and the other on the side of the tub. Jiraiya jumped in and looked at the two. He chuckled and smirked to himself.

"Well this is interesting." He said with a sigh and looked around. "Now that I think of it, ever since I've been here you guys have kept me amused."

"We have been known for that lately..." Kakashi said looking at the boys and Minato and him didn't help their case much.

"Yea, but what can you do when you're in love? I couldn't stay away from my Kakashi baby for a whole 24 hours." Minato said and cuddled Kakashi closer. Kakashi smirked behind his mask and blushed.

"That's nice in a strange way." Jiraiya said and laid his head back on the side of the tub. Naruto and Sai were having a petty fight again. Naruto was trying to get a naked Sai off of him and Sasuke was staying far away as possible from them. Naruto in his blue trunks, grabbed his bucket and ran from Sai, as he did he tossed soap, wash cloths, and shampoo bottles at his stalker.

"Get away from me! Sasuke is my lover and I don't cheat bro!" Naruto placed the green bucket on his head and jumped in the tub. A naked Sai jumped in and chased his blond haired lover. Naruto headed towards Sasuke at full speed. Sasuke jumped out of the warm water and picked up his white bucket. Naruto jumped out after his raven black haired man.

"Sasuke my love!" Naruto was in midair with his arms spread wide ready to hug him some man meat. "Thud" Naruto face planted right in Sasukes white bath bucket.

"Ouch. Rejected again Naruto." Minato cringed as he watched his son pull his face out of the plastic bucket.

"Shut up oto-san! You have to gay everything up all the time!" Naruto blurted out then left to go after Sasuke.

"What did you say to me?!" Minato yelled in anger.

Sasuke was on his way out, done with his second bath and this nonsense. Naruto reached into his bucket and pulled out a white bar of soap. He threw it on the ground and jumped on it, riding it like some kind of skateboard, which sent him flying across the room.

"Don't underestimate me!" Naruto yelled and finally reached Sasuke. Sasuke turned to look behind him, but wasn't fast enough to move out of the way. Naruto grabbed him at the waist and went flying.

"Naruto Uzumaki! Your ass is mine!" Sai called and came out of thin air and landed on Naruto and Sasuke.

"Oof!" Naruto grunted and all three of them slammed into the wall that separated the men's and women's bathing rooms. The wall came down and the boys were on the other side of the building now.

"Eeeek!" A naked girl with chestnut brown hair shrieked and ran out of the way.

"Oh my!" Another said and ran out of the room.

"Perverts! Eeek!" A woman with blond hair shirked and ran. Jiraiya peeked around the corner and went wide eyed.

"Whooa! Looks like my night just got a whole lot better! Hehehe!" Jiraiya was like a little kid in a candy store, looking around at which one to try first. He soon chased after a long, dark chocolate haired girl with a sun kissed skin. Minato made his way over and looked around. Most of the girls had fled the scene already, thanks to the Super perv.

"Jiraiya please stop chasing the young ladies. They don't want to see that side of you." Minato called to him, but the perv didn't listen to his student. Minato shook his head at the pervert and directed his attention at the three squirming boys on the girl's bath floor. Naruto had Sasuke pinned to the floor and Sai was trying to hug the love of his life, but Naruto had his wet bare foot on Sais head, keeping him at bay. Minato walked over and cleared his throat about to yell at them, but got interrupted by Sakura.

"What the hell is this?!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs that had ice in her voice. She had a pure white towel wrapped around her and had her hands on her hips, with fire in her eyes.

"Can I get one hour of peace and relaxation?!" She asked. Minato smirked nervously and left to let her handle the rowdy boys.

"Well I guess we should get going now, hehe..." Kakashi said as he collected his things and made his way to the locker room. A naked girl with short dark red hair ran past Kakashi screaming as the Super perv chased after her.

"Come on baby! I like red heads!" Jiraiya told the red head, but she had no interest in what he had to say.

"Ew! Get away from me, you wrinkly old bastard!" She yelled and ran into the locker room.

"What?!" Jiraiya yelled. Minato, Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi laughed at him for being rejected once again.

"Shut the hell up! It's not funny!" Jiraiya yelled at them and gave up on his naked girl chasing.

Everyone was back home in the petty house and it was late. The air was heavy and thick from the hot spell day. The house was even hotter inside; the uproar of fans filled the building. Jiraiya was downstairs on the cold wooden floor next to the couch and a fan with his white briefs on, his sheets on the couch untouched. He was on his bare belly and snoring away almost louder than the fan.

Upstairs in the guest room Sasuke was in his boxers and showing off his beautiful firm fair skin that had Narutos arms wrapped around. He breathed lightly, but Naruto was breathing deeply and smirking to himself, satisfied that Sasuke was too hot and tired to fight him tonight. The two boy's bodies stuck to each other from the heavy sweat. Sasukes back was sticking to Narutos chest, but Narutos back was stuck to Sais naked body. Sai was naked and spooning and legs lightly wrapped around Naruto and Sasuke, he smiled faintly and sighed on his lover's sweaty neck. The sheets were kicked off and the bedding already messed up and the fan on high.

Sakura was on the other side of the room on her bed with her legs wrapped around her Sasuke body pillow. She smirked in her sleep and sighed, hugging her pillow closer to her chest. Her pink bra and underwear were soaked with sweat.

In the master bedroom across from the guest room, no one was sleeping in there...

"Guhh..." Kakashi groaned and sighed heavily.

"What's wrong Kakashi baby? I haven't even got the whip cream out yet." A naked Minato asked as he removed some sweat from his forehead.

"It's just too hot for this..." Kakashi said and sprawled out on the bed. Minato sighed and got off of his sweat soaked lover and cuddled up on his chest. Kakashi felt Minatos hair poke him on his sweaty chest that moved up and down deeply. Kakashi let his right hand run through his lovers sweat soaked, golden hair. The fan on high didn't seem to do any good for the exhausted lovers.

"Just give me some time..." Kakashi said and laid his head on Minatos. Minato smirked and chuckled a little.

"Am I too much man for you to handle?" Minato asked and kissed Kakashis cheek.

"Hehe...never." Kakashi closed his eyes and was grateful for this sweaty, heated night.

Please tell me my mistakes cause my office word sucks and I need to get Microsoft Word or something better...if anyone knows something better (and maybe free, cause I'm a cheapskate) Please tell me. And Solid Snake is a game, or Metalgear. I do not own that as well. Thanks!

Sukebe-sennin means pervert or something like that in Japanese? Look it up if you're really interested. :)