I do not own Naruto!
And thanks for telling me about the beta, thought it was something different...my bad. And sorry for the wait, I had it done, but never got my friend to proof read it so might be some (a lot) mistakes in here. I did look over it and when I did I just changed up the chapter, so I really don't want to read over this again...
Hentie in Japanese means pervert.
Chapter 4
The morning sky was blanketed by gray clouds that vowed rain. The air was crisp and slightly cool, the breeze rattled the leaves and rippled the waters, the perfect temperature for a sweet summer storm. The trees moved in sync and people were staying inside their homes for the fear of the approaching storm and what it might bring. The birds were gliding with the wind and trying to make it back to their nests as the wind picked up. A small, fragile blue bird flapped its wings wildly as it was a virgin to the strong winds. The bird could no longer hold its ground and went flying through the air, being tossed violently while it squawked for help. The bird tumbled right through an open window and landed on the bare belly of the Super perv.
The bird just laid there with its brilliant blue feathers poking out here and there while the belly it was on moved up and down slowly. The bird squawked loudly and Jiraiya ceased his snoring and cracked a drowsy eye open. He peered down at the mangled bird and gently cupped it in his hand.
"Now how did you get in here little fella?" Jiraiya asked groggily as he got up off of the floor. He went to the window that let in the fierce wind.
"Whoa. I think I know how you got in now." He said to the little fragile bird that panted hysterically from the shock of seeing Jiraiya. He smirked down at the bird who cooed and ruffled its feathers. There were some loud tweets that came from the sky and Jiraiya looked up to see two blue birds about the same size as the one in his hands. The bird tweeted back and took to the sky. The others were there to greet it and flew away to their nest. Jiraiya smiled and looked out beyond the city to see darker clouds rolling in. His smile vanished and then heard his stomach make a growling noise. He shut the window and left to the kitchen to find something for the black hole in his stomach.
Upstairs in the master bedroom the two lovers were in deep sleep from last nights excitement. Kakashis face was buried in a fluffy white pillow and was on his stomach with his back slowly moving up and down. His arms were wrapped around the pillow that devoured his face and pure white sheets tangled his arms and legs. Minato had one of his solid arms wrapped around his lovers ribcage and the other near Kakashis pillow, he rested his chin on Kakashis shoulder and snored lightly. His legs were sprawled out on the bed with the sheets tangling him closer to his man. The window blew in cool air and made Kakashis silver hair tickle Minatos cheek softly. Minato moaned slightly and brought up his left hand to brush it away.
A quiet rumbling noise was heard off in the distance. The sound of thunder was a warning that a storm was approaching quickly. Minato peeked an eye open and groaned as he saw the dark gray sky. He then moved his attention to his lover who was still asleep. Minato took his hand and brushed back Kakashis hair and kissed him on the forehead. But Kakashi was still in a deep slumber. Minato smiled to himself as he knew he wore his lover out last night. He sighed and cuddled up against Kakashis back and slid his hand along the side of his lovers lower back then kissed his neck gently, but passionately and worked his way down to the lower back, taking his sweet time. But his silver haired prince didn't wake up.
"Stubborn today, aren't we?" Minato said in a raspy morning voice that crackled. Minato moved the silver hair from Kakashis face and kissed him from his forehead down to the scare over his left eye in a tamed way. Kakashi moved and his breathing became lighter.
"Hmm...?" Kakashi asked as he knew it was Minato.
"About time you got up. You've must have been exhausted, you never sleep in like this." Minato smirked.
"Hmm." Kakashi agreed with his eyes still shut. Minato sighed and started to get up, but felt something pulling at his right wrist.
"Hmm?" Minato pulled his wrist and Kakashis left hand was pulled away from the pillow he was hugging and his head fell to the bed. Kakashi got up and looked down at his wrist. Pink with fuzzy fake fur on it was a pair of handcuffs that connected him to Minato.
"I forgot about these." Minato said and started to look around for the keys.
"When did you put these on?" Kakashi asked as he stretched and yawned.
"I can't remembered, I must have been half a sleep or something..." Minato trailed off as he looked on the floor near the bed.
"Shit, where did we put the keys at Kakashi baby?" Minato cursed and looked around in the bed. Kakashi scratched his messy bed head hair and ran his fingers through it.
"Hmm...I think we should have pancakes today." Kakashi said and got out of bed, the white sheet fell and revealed his morning salute.
"Ohh..." Kakashi looked at his well groomed downstairs. Minato felt a tug at his wrist and turned around to see what his lover was looking at. "Hehe, sorry about this Minato..." Kakashi blushed a little and chuckled. Minato smirked.
"Don't be sorry for something that's not your fault my love." Minato said and placed his arms around his lovers waist. "You should be grateful for this." Minato whispered and took Kakashis penis in his hand harshly.
"Ahh...ah...careful Minato! You'll rip it off." Kakashi took a sharp breath in. Minato kissed him on the lips and let go of his lovers penis. Kakashi sighed in relief. Minato kicked a pair of pink boxers that said "Beefy" on them and sighed at finding nothing.
"Now help me find those keys!" Minato said as he dragged his naked lover towards the dresser.
Over in the kids room Naruto had his head resting on Sasukes sweaty chest and Sais body was right against Narutos hot body. Sasuke laid there with his eyes wide open and breathing silently, he listened to the sound of rumbling that was in the distant. Narutos soaked hair poked at his bare chest that also tickled in a way. Naruto snored softly and cuddled his face in Sasukes chest. Sai slept in silents and had a full bloom smile on his face as he tightened his grip on his lover; making sure Sasuke or anyone else wouldn't take his lover away from him. Sai and Naruto was on cloud nine that night and morning.
On the other side of the room Sakura dreamed of Sasuke and was making plans on how to get him all to herself. She sighed and smiled lovingly to her future dream with Sasuke.
Jiraiya was downstairs making frozen waffles with thick, gluten loving syrup that poured out slowly like honey.
"Come to papa!" Jiraiya said as he squeezed the bottle harshly. Minato came down the stairs with Kakashi dragging right behind him. Minato was only wearing a pair of sky blue boxers that had a target on the butt and Kakashi was trying to put his on, which were a silky black. Kakashi had one leg in and the other was in midair. Jiraiya stopped what he was doing and looked at the couple that were handcuffed together.
"What the hell happened to you two?" He asked, but was totally ignored. Minato walked over to the kitchen drawer and ripped it open. While Minato dug through the cluster of things Kakashi pulled his boxers up.
"Well, well, well, look who manscapes." Jiraiya said with a chuckle. Kakashi blushed and cleared his throat.
"Well yes, when you are having sex every night, it is only right to make you're self presentable." Kakashi told him.
"Well excuse me, I didn't know you guys were doing it hardcore." Jiraiya said with his hand on over his chest and smirked.
"Hehe, you don't manscape?" Kakashi asked with a slight chuckle.
"What can I say? The ladies love the bush." Jiraiya said with a smirk. "What about you Minato?"
"Excuse me?" Minato asked oblivious to what was being said around him.
"Do you manscape your bush?" Jiraiya said casually, as if it was a conversation about the weather.
"Kuku, well let's say we like to play a game called "find the snake in the bush", shall we?" Minato chuckled and gave a toothy smile. Jiraiya cracked up laughing and chocked on a waffle.
"Holy shit, Ahahahaa!" The pervert laughed at his student. Minato shut the drawer and sighed.
"Did you find-" Kakashi started.
"No. I have no idea where they went..." Minato said and sat down at the table. Kakashi stood by his lover and sighed heavily. Jiraiya shoved a syrup covered waffle in his mouth and looked outside. The rain was just starting to fall in heavy drops.
"Well, looks like I'm staying home today." He said and took a gulp of milk out of the carton.
"We need more milk...and waffles." Minato said and looked at Kakashi.
"And pop-tarts,...whip cream too" Kakashi added.
"We need to go shopping soon." Minato told him and walked over to the counter to make him some cereal. Kakashi was dragged like a rag doll and decided to make him some too. Sasuke walked down the stairs with Sakura following. Sasuke was still in his boxers and Sakura had on her normal outfit, but still had some hair sticking up.
"Whoa, did you guys just get up without a fight?" Jiraiya asked with a smirk.
"Yup." Sasuke answered groggily and staggered over to the table. Sakura left to the living room and plopped down on the couch.
"So what are we going to do today?" She asked as she kicked Super perverts' clothes off the table to make room for her feet. Minato looked outside at the chaos and then back at the handcuffs.
"Well I know what I'm doing today…" Minato said and winked at Kakashi. Kakashi rolled his eyes at his golden haired lover. Sasuke looked over at the two and then noticed something attached to their wrists.
"What's on your wrists?" Sasuke asked and waited for a reply. Minato stopped eating, he smirked and laughed nervously.
"Well you see…" Minato started up, but a loud thud came from upstairs. Everyone turned to see what it was. Naruto came down in his green frog boxers grumbling.
"Hey boy! What took you so long to get up?" Minato changed the subject.
"Yo oto-san!" Naruto hugged his shirtless dad.
"Ok, ok, let's not hug like this anymore in the kitchen." Minato and his son chuckled.
"Sasuke! Why did you leave me up there with Sai? He was all over my amazing body!" Naruto cried.
"…" Sasuke ignored him and was still looking at the fuzzy thing on Minatos wrist. Naruto followed his gaze and noticed the pink, fuzzy handcuffs.
"Whoa! Oto-san, Kakashi! What did you guys do?!" Naruto laughed hysterically. Minato facepalmed and grinned.
"It's a long story…" Minato told the boy then went back to eating. Kakashi finished his bowl of cereal and tried to get up, but yanked on his lover's wrist.
"Excuse me Kakashi baby, but I'm still eating." Minato informed him. Kakashi turned and sighed, forgetting about the cuffs that restricted their freedom. Naruto laughed even harder at the lovers. Kakashi just glared daggers at the boy, but Minato ignored the child. Sai groaned as he staggered down the stairs and missed the last step. He fell forward and landed on Naruto who was still laughing. They landed on the floor with Naruto on his belly and Sais naked belly on his back.
"Ahh! Get off me!" Naruto demanded.
"It was an accident meant to happen by fate my love." Sai smiled and hugged his dream man.
"What!" Naruto yelled and tried franticly to get the boy off of him. Jiraiya watched the lunatic boys roll around the floor yelling at each other.
"Hmm..." He sat there thinking and then a small smile appeared on his face. "I have great news for everyone!" Jiraiya announced. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the pervert.
"We are going to play some Uno! And just not any Uno...but sexy no jutsu Uno!" He said proudly and smirked. Naruto jumped up and gave his master a thumbs up in agreement, excited to see Sasuke as a girl.
"Oh no..." Sasuke said playing out what might happen in his head.
"That's so wrong!" Sakura yelled from the other room.
"I think it's a wonderful idea." Sai said as he picked his self off of the dusty floor.
"Yea! Let's do it!" Naruto cheered on.
"I agree, but I'll have to warn you, I'm amazing in Uno!" Minato said proudly as he finished up his cereal.
"Leave it to Jiraiya to make a perverted game out of a children's card game." Kakashi sighed and started fiddling with the handcuffs.
"What about you Kakashi? You playing?" Jiraiya asked with a smirk still on his face.
"No, that's ok. I'll just watch." Kakashi told the pervert.
"Now, now Kakashi, you shouldn't be so antisocial." Minato said.
"I'm not antisocial, I just don't want to turn into a naked girl." Kakashi said in a matter of fact voice.
"He'll play...or I'll show everyone this picture." Jiraiya said as he held up a white envelope. Kakashi just looked at the man.
"What picture?" Kakashi asked and tried to remember of a embarrassing photo that was taken, but couldn't recall.
"It's just a picture...of you...nothing really that special." Jiraiya said in a casual tone .
"I want to see!" Naruto jumped for it, but the pervert moved faster then the child and stuffed it back into his pocket.
"Why do you carry photos of me around?" Kakashi asked.
"We'll play for it. Who ever wins gets the photo of Kakashi." Jiraiya told everyone.
"Yea! I'm going to whip your guys asses!" Naruto smirked and mocked with courage.
"Sasuke my boy, you in?" Minato asked.
"Sure." Sasuke said as he too was interested in what the picture held of the mysterious masked man.
"Well if this is about my lover, then hell yea count me in!" Minato said loud and proud.
"Over my dead body oto-san!" Naruto challenged.
"Don't make me laugh!" Minato taunted the boy.
"I can't wait to play!" Sai said with a bright smile.
"Me too Sai, me too." Jiraiya said with a pleasant smirk.
"I need to win this...no matter what... If it's that picture of me and...oh, oh my god. How would he of gotten that?! No ones suppose to take pictures or talk about that night!" Kakashi thought and started to panic. He needed to get that photo away from the pervert as soon as possible.
"I don't want any part of this!" Sakura called from the living room. But then she thought of the photo...then she started to wounder. "Never mind...I think I want to play." She called out.
"Ok, everyone meet in the main room in about ten minuets!" Jiraiya said with a loud clap of his hands that echoed throughout the house.
Ten minuets later everyone in the house was dressed in some lazy everyday clothes sitting around the small coffee table in the living room. Jiraiya was at one end and next to him Sai, Kakashi, and Minato, and the other side was Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto. Jiraiya shuffled the deck of cards and had his poker face on. The sound of cards hitting the table mixed with the heavy rain hitting the roof, and the rumbling of thunder were all you could hear. Jiraiya started to pass out the cards and everyone waited till the last one was passed out.
"Let me lay down the rules for you all. When each of the games end, the one with the most cards have to turn into a sexy girl and stay that way for the rest of the day!" The Super perv smiled and blushed a little. "Who ever is the last man standing in the game wins the Kakashi photo. No cheating, no looking at others cards, blah, blah, blah, good luck!"
Naruto grabbed his with a loud slap on the table and inspected it carefully. Sasuke swallowed hard and reached for the cards. Sakura crossed her fingers and picked them up. Minato smirked and swiped them up. Kakashi slowly picked them up and stared at them with a worry look. Sai just smiled at his deck, for he didn't know how to play. Jiraiya smirked and was pretty satisfied with his cards.
Jiraiya placed the starting card down, which was a yellow 5. Sakura placed a matching card down on top and this went on for awhile till it was Naruto's second turn. Naruto groaned and grabbed about eight cards from the deck till he got a matching number that was green.
"Damn it boy!" Minato said through his teeth and dug through the deck. Sasuke was down to his last three cards and Jiraiya was on his last four, but Sakura was on her last two. Naruto and Sai on the other hand had about half the deck. Kakashi sighed as it was coming down to the end of the first game and he was safe with about eight cards. The game didn't last much longer.
"Uno bitches!" Jiraiya yelled as he slammed his last card down on the table. "Hahaha...Count your cards and let's see who's the first girl!" He laughed and rubbed his hands together eagerly. Minato and Sakura had two, Sasuke and Kakashi had seven and nine, Naruto had twenty-nine, and Sai had thirty-seven. Sai sighed at the number and placed his cards down on the table as he stood up.
"Come on Sai, it's not that bad." Naruto said trying to cheer up the kid. Sai smiled and nodded. With a poof sound and some smoke a pale naked girl with short black hair that cascaded around his small face and big brown eyes appeared from the smoke. Sai blushed as he covered his boobs that appeared to be a B cup.
"Whoa! Yea, I love this game!" Jiraiya said and panted over the new Sai.
"Whooa! Damn you make a fine girl Sai!" Naruto said wide eyed.
"My butt feels huge!" Sai complained and sat back down at the table.
"Ready for round two?" Jiraiya shuffled the deck and handed them out. Jiraiya cursed at the hand, Minato smirked, Naruto faceplamed, Sakura bite her lip, Sasuke kept his poker face, and Kakashi smiled behind his mask. Sai sat there watching and poking at his new chest.
The game went on till Sakura placed her last card down and sighed an Uno.
"I did it! Yes!" Sakura said with a fist pump.
"Crap!" Naruto yelled and through his cards down on the table.
"I was so damn close!" Minato said and huffed at his last card. Minato had one, Kakashi had five, Sasuke had nine, Naruto had twelve, and Jiraiya had fifteen.
"What the hell! I call rematch!" Super perv yelled.
"No." Minato said sternly.
"I was distracted by Sai!" Jiraiya said pointing to Sais boobs.
"Your fault." Minato said as he started to shuffle the deck.
"Damn it..." Jiraiya stood and transformed into a skinny, pale girl with long white hair. He huffed a heavy sigh and then sat back down. He then started to fondle his new womanly chest.
"I love C cups..." Jiraiya drooled over his own female body.
"Eew! Why are you such a pervert?!" Sakura asked with disgust and cringed. Minato handed out the cards for round three and placed the new card down. The game went on for awhile till Minato placed down a "draw four" card and Kakashi placed another "draw four" card down.
"Aww, come on! Are you freaking kidding me?" Sakura whined as she picked up eight cards from the deck.
"Muhaha! I'm so evil." Minato laughed.
"Whatever oto-san, you're like the nicest guy around!" Naruto smirked.
"Not all ways. Just ask Kakashi." Minato gave an evil smile to Kakashi. Kakashi did a hidden blush.
"Uno." Sasuke told everyone straight.
"Whaaaaa?" Naruto asked dumbfounded.
"Are you kidding me!?" Minato slammed his cards down.
"Count your cards!" Super pervert smiled. Minato had four, Kakashi seven, Naruto ten, and Sakura ten.
"So what do we do if there's a tie?" Sakura asked.
"You're both out!" Jiraiya giggled like a little girl.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out hentie sensei!" Naruto yelled at the naked chick that was his master.
"What? Don't like the rules?" Jiraiya asked as he batted his girlie eyelashes at the boy.
"It's not fair!" The boy whined to his master.
"Life's not fair, now turn into a girl with me!" Jiraiya said. Naruto pouted and did sexy jutsu on himself. Naruto turned into a long blond with pigtails and big blue eyes with a boob size of B.
"How do you make yourself look so damn sexy!?" Jiraiya asked and tackled the boy/girl. Minato started shuffling the deck of cards.
"Looks like it's just us three left huh?" Minato smirked.
"Ahhhh! Dad tell Super pervert to get off of meee!" Naruto screamed.
"Muhaha, your boobs are mine!" Jiraiya had his his hands filled with his students boobs while he laughed hysterically.
"Ahh, get off me you pervert!" Naruto screamed like a little girl.
"Jiraiya, get your hands off of my sons boobs." Minato said tastelessly as he passed out the cards. Jiraiya had Naruto pinned to the floor with a devilish smirk on his face that Naruto has never seen before.
"Dad! Help!" Naruto pleaded.
"Sshh, son I'm playing a game." Minato turned and shushed his son.
"But, but, but, he's going to rape me!" Naruto yelled.
"Busy boy!" Minato said as he placed a card down.
"This sucks!" Naruto said as Super pervert rubbed his/her face on Narutos bouncing boobs.
"You disgust me!" Sai said as he tackled the pervert.
"Whoa! Now I got girls throwing their selfs at me!" Super pervert tackled Sais female body and started groping it.
"Go on without me Naruto. Tell me who wins the game..." Sai said as the pervert pinned him to the floor.
"Hold on Sai I'll help you!" Naruto ran to Sais aid, but tripped over his foot. "Crap!" Naruto fell right on top of Super perv, which was totally ok with Jiraiya.
"Yea! Can this night get any better?!" Jiraiyas high pitch voice said with one of Sais boobs in one hand and Narutos in the other.
"Eeeek!" The boys screamed as chills went down their back.
"You guys are sick!" Sakura said with a glare.
"Damn!" Sasuke said as he placed his cards down. Everyone stopped and turned to see who the winner was. Kakashi was card-less and Minato placed down two cards while Sasuke had four. Sasuke did the jutsu and was now a pale skinned, big dark eyed girl with long black hair that cascaded down his bare back. Naruto smirked at Sasuke and knew that this was his opportunity. Naruto grabbed one of Super pervs boobs and squeezed hard.
"Eeeeeekk!" Jiraiya screamed in pain and pleaser. Naruto jumped away and landed on his lover.
"Ah! Naruto!" Sasuke was pinned by the lusty blond boy. Naruto groped Sasukes lovely feminine body.
"Whoa, Sasuke you're stacked!" Naruto said as he smashed his face against the boys busty chest, that was a large C cup.
"Naruto! I'm going to kill you if you don't get off of me!" Sasuke yelled in his girlie voice.
"Oh Sasuke! On your back for me like always!" Naruto said as he smashed his boobs against Sasukes and batted his brilliant blue eyes at his lover. Sasuke glared at the boy, a warning that he was totally not in the mood to deal with his shit today.
"Please be gentle..." Naruto bite his thumb and blinked his eyes. Sasuke bite his lip and looked away. Naruto smiled and knew Sasuke wanted him.
"Time to play dirty!" Naruto thought to himself.
"Oh Sasuke, take me from behind!" Naruto yelled as he got up and bent over. Sasukes eyes went wide and Naruto felt someone grab him from behind.
"OH! Sasuke you dirty boy you!" Naruto yelled, but then he noticed something. He was staring right at Sasuke, but felt hands around him and a pair of boobs on his back with someone breathing down his neck.
"I'll take you form behind my Naruto dear!" A girlie Jiraiya said with a giggle.
"Aha! Get off of me you dirty, old pervert!" Naruto yelled.
"Come on guys! It's the last game, can you keep it down for just five minuets?" Minato yelled as he placed a Uno card down.
Kakashi was sweating and panicking. If he didn't win this last game, then Minato and everyone else will see that photo of him. He'll have to bribe Jiraiya with porn, or a bra later on on how he got that photo of him...but for now he had to win this game. Kakashi was down to three cards, all different, Minato had one left. Kakashi swallowed hard and placed down a wild card and switched it to yellow. One card left. Minato smirked and grabbed a card from the deck and placed it down on Kakashis yellow card. It was a green seven.
Same number. Kakashi had every curse word going through his head. He dug through the deck, about four cards in he found a matching green card. Minato smirked and placed his last card down. Green nine.
"Oh fuck..." Kakashi said under his breath.
"Well I warned you, I'm amazing in Uno Kakashi baby." Minato laughed. "Jiraiya, my prize please." Jiraiya got off of Naruto and laughed.
"Well, well, Minato! I don't know how you got so good at Uno, but here's your prize." Jiraiya handed him the small white envelope that held the photo.
"Why thank you sensei." Minato took it, but didn't open it.
"Hey, hey, oto-san, open it!" Naruto yelled and jumped on his dads back.
"Son, get your boobies off of me." Minato said with a chuckle.
"Yea, let's see." Sakura said moving closer to Minato. Sai, Sasuke, and Jiraiya all moved in to get a glimpse of the mysterious photo.
"Before we open this and look at it, I want Kakashi to turn into a girl." Minato smirked wide. Kakashi bite down on his lower lip behind his mask. Everyone was waiting and Kakashi did the justus and turned into a petty girl with long silvery white hair. He had his arms over his B cup boobs and turned bright red.
"Oh Kakashi, you're so modest." Minato said and pulled his lover closer.
"Minato please." Kakashi looked up at his lover. Minato smirked and flipped the envelope open with one hand. The corner of the photo was seen and Minato pinched it with his finger and thumb. He started to slowly pull it out and everyone held their breath. Kakashi turned and closed his eye. Minato pulled it out quickly and then the whole room went dark.
"..." Minato was silent. There was no words to be said in the pitch of night with in the house.
"What, what, what?!" Naruto cried.
"Umm...did anyone see the photo?" Sasuke asked.
"Not me, the lights went out before I could get a glimpse." Sakura said.
"I want to know!" Naruto whined.
"Crap! What a rotten time for the power to go out." Jiraiya said.
"Ahha!" Naruto yelled.
"That was my ear!" Sai yelled at the boy.
"Someone's got my boobs!" Naruto yelled and squirmed.
"Shh, you're so noisy." Jiraiya hushed in his little girl voice.
"Hey, you two need to stop hugging up on each other and find some flashlights!" Minato ordered the girls. The two boys/girls got up and started to help them. Jiraiya turned back into a man, since no one would see his old naked body in the dark.
"THUD"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit!" Jiraiya cursed as he stubbed his toe. "It's too dark for this!"
"Marko!" Naruto yelled in the dark, hoping to find his lover.
"Polo." Sai breathed in his ear.
"Eeeek!" Naruto screamed and ran in the dark. He had no idea where he was going, but found out as soon as he slammed into a naked, hair covered chest.
"Whoa!" Jiraiya yelled and fell over the table and Naruto landed right on top of his chest. "Hmm? Who is this?" Jiraiya asked as he felt up Narutos small, fragile female body.
"Eek!" Naruto screamed.
"What is going on down here?" Minato asked as he walked confidentially in the dark while pulling along his lover.
"What happened? Who screamed?" Sakura asked franticly, scared for her Sasuke.
"Get him off of me!" Naruto pleaded for help.
"Hey, you're the one who fell on me!" Jiraiya snapped.
"Sai was going to rape me! I had to run!" Naruto told the truth.
"Would you two knock it off already?!" Sasuke said annoyed by the two.
Minato pulled out a flashlight and switched it on. He flashed it on the two boys who were on the table.
"Whoa, sorry to interrupt you two." Minato said and threw a flashlight to Naruto and one to Sasuke.
"Well it looks like our fun had to be cut short today, sorry about that." Jiraiya said as Naruto slipped out of his grip and returned to his normal boy self. "Damn, there goes my fun..."
"Great. Now what are we going to do?" Sakura asked as she picked up the cards.
"Well I still want to see that picture of Kakashi..." Sasuke said as he turned back into a boy.
"Minato has it, ask him." Jiraiya told the raven haired kid.
"Hey Minato." Sasuke called out. Minato was playing with his flashlight like it was a light saber and Naruto was playing along. They were making sound effects like they were battling and jumping around on the couch and Naruto thrusted his "light saber" flashlight towards his father, acting like he stabbed him.
"Ahh!" Minato did a fake scream.
"You killed my father!" Naruto shouted, really getting into it.
"No, Naruto. I am your father!" Minato said with a straight face.
"Noooo!" Naruto shouted. Kakashi face palmed and shook his head and didn't know what to think of his lover and student.
"Haha! Bravo! Bravo boys!" Jiraiya laughed and clapped his hands to where it echoed throughout the house.
"Hey, will you guys knock if off!?" Sakura asked steamed.
"Can I see that picture Minato?" Sasuke asked.
"Sure." Minato checked his pockets and looked around with the flashlight. "Hmm. I don't have it."
"What?" Sasuke said.
"You already lost it? Damn." Sai said depressed and turned back into a boy.
"We'll find it tomorrow when the lights come back on." Kakashi said and turned back into a man.
"Hey, who said you can turn back into a male?" Minato ordered.
"How do you know the lights will be on tomorrow?" Naruto asked.
"I don't." Kakashi shrugged. "I just guessed."
"Don't worry kids! They need to get them on soon." Minato smirked in the dark.
"Why is that?" Sakura asked.
"The festival will be here in a few!" Minato cheered.
"Oh yea." Kakashi said as he forgot all about that.
"Yea! I can't wait for that!" Sakura said and started to plan out a way to get Sasuke to her self.
"Oh, oh! I almost forgot about that!" Naruto said and jumped off of the couch.
"Hehe." Minato chuckled and pulled his lover close.
"That means young, cute girls!" Jiraiya blushed and rubbed his hands together with a devilish smile.
"Oh dear." Kakashi sighed.
"It's late and everyone needs their rest for tomorrow." Minato ordered.
"Why? Are we doing something tomorrow?" Naruto asked eagerly.
"Hehe, you'll see in the the morning son!" Minato said as he shooed everyone upstairs.
"Good night!" Sakura called as she walked up stairs with Sasuke, Sai, and Naruto following. Jiraiya crashed on the floor and sprawled out in the dark.
"THUD!"
"Damn you Naruto!" Sakuras voice was heard.
"It wasn't me this time! I swear!" Naruto tried to defend himself. After some more shouting there was some scuffling and a loud bang.
"Kids. I'm glad I don't have any. Hehe..." Jiraiya said and dazed off.
"They keep your life interesting and full of joy." Minato smirked.
"Hehe, and full of amusement." Kakashi added.
"Oh, yea." Minato agreed. "Well Kakashi baby, I do believe that it's past our bed time." Minato pointed to the clock on the wall. It read 12:05 p.m.
"Minato, I'm not a child anymore and we still have a problem." Kakashi reminded his lover as he held up his wrist that was attached to to Minatos by a fuzzy prison.
"You see a problem, I see an opportunity." Minato moved his brows up and down real fast with a smirk.
"Minato you frighten me at times." Kakashi said as he got off the couch.
"One of the many reasons you love me." Minato reminded him and jumped off the couch. "Lets go to bed and maybe then we can find the keys in the morning." Minato said as he listened the the cruel howl of the wind that was just on the other side of the walls.
"Lets move lively love, the wind is giving me chills." Minato pulled his lover along like a doll.
"Minato wait, I can't see!" Kakashi said as he jumped over the table that Jiraiya hit.
Finally up stairs the lovers fell asleep in a instant and the pervert down stairs was snoring away, while the kids were all snuggled up asleep, for the house was quite once again. But one was wide awake for a terrible feeling he had in his gut. Sasuke looked out the window and watched the night clear up and reveal the bright pale moon. Sasuke had his gaze on something in the distance. A human silhouette on a roof of a building was staring back at him.
"...Itachi..."
Oh my, will Sasukes brother join in on the fun? R and R to find out.