Ch.86: Snippets
World Domination Plans
The one known as Danny continued to draw and color on the ground in the common room of the Watchtower. He had crayons, markers, and colored pencils scattered about him. Construction paper, poster boards, and print-paper laid in a messy pile next to him. The child had yet to bust out the paint. There was also a stray walkie-talkie on the ground in front of him.
Flash strolled in, eating a granola bar. There was a pleased smile on his face, as he had just finished talking to Artemis in the kitchen. Upon seeing the nine-year-old on the floor, the speedster waltzed up and began looking over Danny's shoulder. "Whatcha doin?"
"Oh, you know, writing notes on how I'll take over the world."
"That's nice… Wait…"
Flash ran out of the common room. "EVACUATE THE WATCHTOWER! EVACUATE THE FRIKKIN WATCHTOWER! AGAIN!"
Danny, having not even looked up since Flash walked in, picked up the walkie-talkie as it buzzed. "Yes?"
"What you said to Flash was mean."
"Why do you think I said it, Daddy?"
Demeter and Dionysus
Poison Ivy smirked when she finally reached her safe house. She was only here to recuperate for a little bit before she took off, as the last thing she had done to get thrown back into Arkham was kidnapping Danny and, at the time, he apparently had a tracker in his boot and Batman hunted him down. Since then, the safe house's location had been compromised.
As she entered, she noticed significant more plant-life then what she had left it with. She had moved most of her plants to the new safe house, which was farther from Arkham than the one she was in. She had moved the more fragile ones first before beginning the sturdy ones.
Looking around, she noticed some plants she would have surely taken to the new house first around the small structure. This confused her, as she knew she had taken the weaker plants first.
Venturing farther into the building, she frowned when she saw another figure within its walls; a creature made of vines with thorny armor and red, beady eyes. If it had been any other time, she would have been fascinated with the concept of a plant creature. But, at the moment, she was a little irritated with the creature, as he had taken some of her plants she had yet to take over to her new safe house.
"Excuse me but who are you?" Ivy asked vehemently.
The red-eyed creature turned to the un-amused, green-clad woman. His eyes quickly swept over her figure. "I could ask the same of you."
Ivy glared. "My name is Poison Ivy and you are currently nursing my foxtail clubmoss."
"Your foxtail?" The creature retorted.
"Yes. My foxtail." Ivy snarled, hands on her hips. The two began staring each other down.
Twenty Minutes Later…
Danny and Batman landed on the roof lightly. They were about to jump over the side but there was a loud screech and Undergrowth, the ghost they had been searching for all night, crashed through the window. Ivy quickly followed after and began beating the crap out of him. When she shoved the one-finger salute in the ghost's face before she punched him, Batman slapped a hand over Danny's eyes while he giggled.
Justice League Prank War
The goal was in sight. He only had to cross the room and he'd be free. Free from this hell on earth. So many had tried and failed to reach the Promise Land. So many had been vanquished!
Green Arrow carefully tiptoed across the tile floor. He made absolutely no sounds as he began his trek towards the Zeta-Portal. He had made it halfway when a barrage of paintballs hit him. He screamed and began retreating. A bola flew from the rafters and captured the archer. He squirmed on the ground, screaming in fear.
Red Hood jumped down from the rafters and stuffed a rag in Green Arrow's mouth. He picked up the archer's feet and began dragging him down the hall. "Let's go."
The antihero deposited Green Arrow in a room full of other heroes, all bound and gagged. Or knocked out.
Pulling out his walkie-talkie, Red Hood asked "I just got GA. How you guys doing on your ends?"
"Just captured Vigilante." Red Robin answered.
"I'm stalking Wonder Woman." Spoiler announced.
"I said I was going to stalk Wonder Woman!" Batgirl complained.
"I found her first!"
"I called the frikkin Amazon!"
"Enough you two! Ravager, Nightwing, Black Bat, Phantom, how you doing?" Red Hood asked.
"I caught Zatanna making a break for the portals. She's out." Black Bat answered.
"Nice. Nightwing, Phantom, answer me, you bastards." Red Hood said.
"JASON!"
"I know, I know!"
Red Hood's phone dinged and he took it out of his pocket. Nightwing had sent him a picture of him and Danny taking a selfie in front of a downed Superman. Both were making humorous but taunting faces.
"That son of a bitch…"
"JASON!"
"Crap! My hand's still on the button…"
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Kadzait: ...Kodi's been missing...We were separated when we went down that hill the other day. She fell in a bush with weird flowers and then ran off, shouting about bringing Johnny Depp and Lady Gaga to "Mr. Unicorn Sir". ... Still don't know where she is.
*stumbles out of forest, giggling* I DID IT!
Kadzait: ...Kodi, there's a bush in your hair...
DA BOOSHKI!
Kadzait: *opens and closes mouth* ... Alright, we're going to go get those twigs out of your hair and then go night-night, k?
DA BOOSHKI!
Kadzait: *sighs* *guides me away*
The ideas above were for Hylian Mage, GuardianWitchDemiGhost, and Scheffelman!
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