I do not own Naruto! Sorry if it's taking awhile to post chapters.
READ PLEASE: Ok so I have something in mind for a character, but I have no idea who. I want this person to come in at chapter 7, but like I said...no idea who. I asked tons of my friends who know the characters, but they already pick the ones that are in here.
So I'm going to let you guys pick. NO ONE FROM THE SHOW. I only know the manga. I would like a guy, but a girl is ok too. Someone who will live with the rest in the house. Whatever character is suggested the most will be the new guest in the house. If no one picks/suggests then I'll have to pull someone random in...I'm kind of scared to see where this goes.
Chapter 5
A light breeze gently blew the white curtains into the lovers room. The sun was just starting to bloom and birds started to wake. The sky was clear and people just started to wake up and get ready for the day.
Minato was in a deep sleep when he felt a sudden violent tug at his wrist. He ripped open his eyes and looked groggily towards the direction he was pulled. The sun was just peeking over the trees and there was barely any light in the room to see. Minato saw Kakashi fast asleep with the pure sheets kicked straight off the bed. He smirked at his lover and turned on his side to spoon his prince. Minato wrapped his arms around his lover and closed his eyes with a heavy sigh.
In the guest room across the hallway Sai was on his back sleeping soundlessly in his purple briefs. Naruto was laying on his back all sprawled out across Sasukes stomach snoring away. Sasuke on the other hand was trying to sleep, but the tempestuous sleeping boy on top of him made it difficult. Sasuke shoved off the wild hair boy and sat up, studding his surroundings. Pillows were scattered and blankets were shoved to the end of the bed. Sasuke sighed from the delirious night and moved his right hand back towards where his pillow was, but it brushed up against something warm that felt like skin. Sasuke turned and glanced down to see Sakura laying next to him.
Sasuke sighed and looked out the window where he saw the silhouette last night. Nothing. Naruto cracked an eye open and looked around the room till he found his lover. Sasuke had his arm resting on his knee and his eyes were shut gently. He was in deep thought and looked so divine. Naruto looked at his stunning lover, shirtless and lunar kissed skin showing, he couldn't hold back. Naruto tackled his half asleep lover.
"Ghh!" Sasuke grunted as he hit the floor. Naruto was on top of him and smirked a toothy smile. Sasuke glared at the boy, but then smiled.
"You're so weird." Sasuke said and shoved him off. Naruto looked puzzled, but gave him a smile in return. The two chuckled softly, trying not to wake the others.
Down stairs Jiraiya was already awake from a rough nights sleep. He was in the kitchen making toast with a dark berry jam. Jiraiya groaned and took a bite of his toast.
"BANG!" A loud noise came from up stairs.
"Here we go again..." The Super pervert sighed heavily to himself and took another groggily bite of his toast.
"Minato!" Sakura screamed. "Tell your son to get real!" Sakura yelled and ripped open the master bedroom door to find Minato spooning Kakashi naked on the bed.
"Close the door!" Kakashi yelled at his student.
"Eeeeekk!" She screamed and ran down stairs.
"You didn't close the door..." Kakashi sighed.
"Oh, Kakashi baby. I don't mind if they see." Minato said as he hugged his lover closer.
"Hey oto-san-Whoa!" Naruto said and covered his eyes. "That is something you don't want to see right when you wake up." Naruto cringed.
"Naruto, could you close the door-" Kakashi started up again.
"Good morning lover!" Sai ran and tackled Naruto to the floor entrance of the master bedroom.
"Gahh!" Naruto fell face first. "Sai! Get off of me!" Naruto struggled with the boy.
"Naruto, can you and your boyfriend stop getting fresh on our floor?" Kakashi asked.
"Yea, that's my job." Minato chipped in.
"Hmm, boyfriend?" Sai asked. "I like that. Naruto and Sai, forever." Sai breathed in his lovers ear.
"Ahh!" Naruto screamed.
"Naruto if you're going to be noisy then do it in your room." Kakashi said from the bed.
"What is going on up here?" Jiraiya asked as he walked into the hallway, still half a sleep.
"Pervy sage, help!" Naruto yelled from the master bedroom.
"Sorry kid, I don't do couple counseling." Jiraiya told his student. "Looks like you and your boyfriend will have to work things out on your own."
"There's that lovely word again..." Sai whispered and smirked.
"Well good morning Jiraiya senpi." Minato said from the bed. Jiraiya looked up from the two boys on the floor to the two in bed. The perverts eyes went huge.
"Oh god. My morning just got worse." Jiraiya looked at the naked couple on the bed. "And don't call me senpi when you're naked on a bed." He demanded.
"Sai. Get off Naruto." Sasuke ordered. Sai sighed and got off of his blond lover.
"I think you should step down." Sai said harshly. Sasuke gave him a cold stare.
"What did you say?" Sasuke turned and glared.
"Stop chasing after my man and go with your woman sluts." Sai glared daggered.
"Fuck off Sai. You will never get Naruto like that." Sasuke gave a look that could kill.
"Whoa, whoa! You guys fighting over me?!" Naruto asked, still on the floor.
"Shut up Naruto." Sasuke ordered.
"Hey now. I don't want anyone destroying my house." Kakashi said with a worried look.
Hey! Someones at the door Kakashi sensei!" Sakura ran in stepping on Naruto as she did.
"Gah!" Naruto grunted.
"Great." Kakashi sighed.
"Who is it?" Sasuke asked as he remembered last night.
"I don't know. I didn't check." Sakura answered.
"Get off of me woman!" Naruto yelled.
"Shut up, I'm talking to Sasuke!" She yelled and stepped on Narutos head.
"Oww!"
"Excuse me, but can all of you leave our room now?" Kakashi asked.
"Well I don't care if they see ALL of me!" Minato said and jumped out of bed naked.
"Eeek!"
"Whaaaa!"
"Ohhhh!"
"Noooo!"
"Oh dear..."
Everyone shouted and ran down the stairs into the kitchen.
"Hmm...sounded like a Friday night." Minato said as he dragged his lover down the stairs wearing pink boxers that said "It's not going to suck its self" and Kakashi had on a neon pink ones that said "His Little Princess".
"Who could love that?!" Naruto yelled.
"Well your mother did." Minato said.
"...ooo..." Naruto gave a disturbed look to his dad. Minato smirked and pulled Kakashi to the door.
"Still haven't found those keys yet? Hmm, Minato?" The Super pervert called.
"Still haven't found a woman who doesn't run away after you drop your briefs? Hmm, senpi?" Minato called from the front door.
"Hm. You brat." Jiraiya grunted.
"Hehe." Naruto chuckled at his senseis boxers and pointed. "I didn't know Kakashi liked pink. Hehe!"
"Naruto dear, I'll wear pink for you...if you like..." Sai smiled and even blushed a little. Sasuke glared at the boy. Sakura just stared.
"Eh, I'm good Sai, hehe." Naruto said nervously.
"What the hell is wrong with you all?" Sakura asked.
"I ask that everyday Sakura dear." Jiraiya told her.
"I wouldn't talk pervert sensei." Naruto threatened.
At the front door Kakashi had the door wide open with a pondering face mixed with worried.
"I don't know if it's a good idea for you to visit right now. Sasuke is here with some friends and-" Kakashi tried to explain, but Itachi thought different.
"I'm not visiting." He said as he held up is hand. Kakashi sighed a relief, for he didn't know how much more people he can fit into his petite house.
"I'm staying a few nights, maybe longer." Itachi spoke the truth.
"What?" Kakashi said with gloom.
"Haha! Looks like we have a newcomer boys! And Sakura!" Minato yelled to the crowed in the kitchen.
"Yea!" Naruto yelled and did a double fist pump.
"What?! Who is it now?" Jiraiya asked.
"Itachi is staying for awhile!" Minato yelled back.
"Haha! This is going to be interesting." The Super pervert chuckled.
"I'm out." Sasuke announced and got up from the table, but before he could leave Minato had him by the shoulder.
"Nah, uh. I have something planed for today and we're all going. Even you and Itachi." Minato smirked. "Everyone gather in the living room in five. I will announce what we will be doing for today."
Everyone was dressed and lounging in the living room, waiting for Minato to say something. Minato entered the room with his partner following behind reading a book called "Come Come Violence". Minato cleared his throat and gave a solid expression.
"We are all going camping today."
"..." Nobody said anything.
"I'll be fun. I got cabins for us so we wouldn't be sleeping in tents." Minato explained.
"Yeeeeesss!" Naruto cheered. "This is going to be amazing!"
"Well I'm glad one person is excited about this. Hehe!" Minato chuckled.
"Oto-san, why are you so damn awesome!?" Naruto hugged his dad.
"It does sound like a lot of fun!" Sakura said and smirked to herself. "Yes! This could be the opportunity for Sasuke and I to be alone together!" Sakura giggled to herself as she thought it all out.
"Hehe, well I guess this would be a good time for Sasuke and I to have some brother bonding." Itachi said looking as his little brother. "Look how much you've grown..." Itachi said and winked. Sasuke got chills and looked away from his older brother. "Don't be like that Sasuke." Itachi told his brother.
"I don't want to see you. Ever again." Sasuke said sternly. Itachi shook his head.
"Sasuke. I have something for you." Itachi rummaged through his bag till he found a black box with a navy blue bow on top. "It's very special to me. I want you to have it." He handed the box to his brother. Sasuke looked at it and was hesitate.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked, a little uneasy about the gift.
"Just open it. You know, you would always open gifts before asking what it was when you were little. Hehe, you were so cute then." Itachi chuckled. Sasuke started to feel annoyed by his older brother.
"Itachi, will you shut up if I open it?" Sasuke asked.
"Yes." Itachi said and then went silent, waiting for his bother to open the box. Sasuke took the lid off the box and gave a worried look.
"W-what is this?!" Sasuke asked as he held up a bright pink blanket with little chibis of him and Itachi on it smiling and holding hands with a rainbow in the background that said "Brothers Forever".
"Whahaha!" Naruto and Jiraiya laugh at Sasuke.
"Really Itachi?!" Sasuke snorted.
"It's very special to me. Please take good care of it. Plus, I hand made it, just for you...Sasuke..." Itachi whispered and stroked the boys face. Sasuke pushed Itachis hand away. Kakashi and Minato just stared at the strange brothers.
"Anyways...everyone go get ready! I want everyone to be down here in a half an hour. I'm off to go get supplies from the store, so Jiraiya you're in charge till Kakashi and I get back." Minato ordered and left with a half hearted wave and Kakashi right behind him.
"I hope they don't burn down my house..." Kakashi said to himself as he left the house.
"Don't worry Kakashi baby. Jiraiya is in charge." Minato tried to cheer his lover up.
"That's why I'm worried." Kakashi told his man.
"Ok the love birds are gone for awhile! What do you guys want to do?" The Super perv asked with a smirk.
"Well I'm going to go get ready." Sakura said and Sai nodded in agreement. Everyone left to go get ready and in about fifteen minuets later they were all playing Uno in the living room.
"Ok boys...and Sakura, who ever loses this game has to give everyone else a lap dance." Jiraiya told the gang. Super perv passed out the cards and everyone kept a poker face. The starting card was a yellow five. From there the game went on for about ten minuets.
"Uno bitches! Hahaha!" The Super perv laughed and crossed his arms.
"You stacked your hand!" Naruto yelled.
"No I didn't. I just have amazing skills in Uno." He smirked.
"You cheated!" Sakura agreed.
"Shut up and count your cards!" Jiraiya demanded. Itachi had three, Sakura had five, Naruto had six, Sasuke had eight, and Sai had ten.
"I must really suck at this game..." Sai said.
"Hey, if it helps you can turn into a girl. Hehe." Jiraiya chuckled.
"Why are you such a pervert?!" Sakura yelled.
"Ok, I might as well get this over with..." Sai sighed.
"Sai you don't have to do it." Sakura said, trying to stop the boy.
"He lost, he has to do it." Jiraiya told the girl.
"Too bad you didn't lose, hmm Sasuke?" Itachi asked.
"Go away, I don't know you." Sasuke demanded.
"Come on everyone! Let's cheer on Sai." Naruto yelled.
"Naruto! Don't encourage this." Sakura scolded the boy, but secretly kinda wanted to see Sais body.
"Sai, Sai, Sai!" Naruto cheered. Sai blushed a little and started to dance.
"You can turn into a girl ya know. Any time. Like right about now would be really swell." The Super perv told the boy. Sai started to really get into it. Sai took off his shirt and got on the table. The boy then took off his pants to reveal his gold briefs. The table creaked from the pressure of the boy.
"Damn. I've seen too much of everyone in this house." Jiraiya said with a disturbed look on his face. Sai started to swing his pants above his head while he danced.
"Ok, I'm done cheering..." Naruto said, now disturbed.
"Phff...you call this a lap dance?" Itachi mocked.
"Like you can do better?" Sasuke asked, which he then realized was a bad thing to ask. Itachi took off his shirt to reveal his pale, but strong chest and abs. He got up on the table with Sai and started to dance and sway his hips.
"Hmm, these hips don't lie." Itachi said as he took off his pants.
"Oh ma god...his body is so fine." Sakura blushed like mad.
"Like what you see, Sai?" Itachi asked the boy.
"You bet I do." Sai winked.
"You dirty boy you, I should teach you all my moves." Itachi winked back and the table swayed with the dancing boys. The door swung open and the lovers walked in carrying bags.
"Sorry we're late! Kakashi had to stop by the dirty porno store to-what is going on?" Minato looked at the two guys on the table dancing away.
"What the fuck is wrong with you all?" Kakashi asked, but hoped they wouldn't answer.
"Ok their back! So you guys can stop any time now." The Super perv told the two strange men.
"Remind me to clean the table off with bleach later on." Kakashi whispered to his lover.
"And our floor." Minato reminded him. The two got off of the table that looked like it just about had it and got dressed.
"So, what did you get? Hu, hu?" Naruto asked as he grabbed his bag.
"We got snacks and some toilet paper!" Minato smirked a toothy smile.
"And hot dogs for tonight." Kakashi added.
"Whoa! I don't want to know what you guys do together." Jiraiya said looking at the handcuffs.
"Their for dinner..." Kakashi said in a matter of fact tone.
"Oh, thank god." Super perv sighed. "I didn't want to hear you and Minato screaming all night." Kakashi glared at the man, but Jiraiya ignored him.
"Well, looks like everyone's ready. Let's move out!" Minato ordered. Everyone grabbed their bags and locked up the house. After that they left the village and walked in the hot sun for about an hour.
"Oto-san. Are we there yet?" Naruto asked his father.
"All most. We just need to climb this mountain a little farther up and-We're here!" Minato announced.
"What!? Really?" Sakura and Naruto asked.
"Yep!" Minato said with joy. There was a little river that came down from the mountain and had rocks covering the bottom with lush, crisp green grass and a small wooden cabin that was hidden in the trees with a picnicked table out in front of the cabin. The cabin had a deck wrapped all the way around it and was a dark chocolate color with a fire pit out front. There was also a small dirt path that led into the wooded area.
"Whoa! This is amazing!" Naruto yelled.
"Go check it out kids!" Minato said and shooed them off. The kids ran off to explore the cabin and the new location.
"Hmm, kids are so damn adorable." Minato chuckled and placed his arm around his lovers shoulder.
"Well, as long as we get a room to our selfs, I'm fine." Kakashi said and rested his head on Minatos chest.
"Damn, it's getting to fruity up in here." The Super perv said and headed to the cabin.
"Let's go look around the cabin, shall we my dear?" Minato said in a old accent.
"Hmm, sounds lovely my love." Kakashi agreed. A burst of laughter came from the cabin. Everyone came running to see what happened.
"What's going on in here?!" Minato demanded.
"How many rooms did you say there was to this cabin?" The Super perv asked.
"Like six to seven...why?" Minato asked worried.
"Well...there's only two." Jiraiya said sternly.
"Hehe, that can't be..." Minato said as he looked around the cabin. He only found a master bedroom and a guest room. "Fuck me..."
"No thanks. I'll pass." Jiraiya joked.
"Well...I'm sorry guys...and Sakura..." Minato sighed and plopped down on the couch that was in the main room.
"It's ok oto-san...we can just share and sleep on the floor." Naruto told his dad, trying to cheer him up.
"If it's ok with you guys." Minato said. Everyone looked around at each other. Naruto looked at Sasuke, Sai looked at Naruto, Itachi looked at Sasuke, Sakura looked at Sasuke, Minato looked at Kakashi, Kakashi looked at Minato, Sasuke just sighed, and Jiraiya just looked grim. And after all that, they all nodded in agreement.
"Yea! Come on guys, let's not get down in the dumps just by this little mix up!" Naruto cheered.
"Yea really! Let's have fun today." Sakura smiled and agreed.
"Meet you wussies out at the river." Sasuke said and left to go get changed.
"Challenge excepted!" Naruto yelled and ran into the other room to get dressed.
"Whatever boys! I'll kick both of your asses!" Sakura taunted and left to the bathroom with her bag.
"Hehe! I like where this is going." Jiraiya said to himself. Everyone left to go get changed into their swim wear. The water was clear and crisp with a steady flow. Small silver fish stayed by the waters edge, eating small bugs that strayed too far. Naruto was the first to jump in the river.
"Do you have to do that?" Sai asked as he stepped in the crisp water that felt wonderful on his hot skin.
"Yeeeeaaaaa!" Jiraiya yelled and jumped in right after Naruto.
"Whoaaa! Look out!" Sakura yelled and dashed out of the way. A loud splash was heard and the water rippled.
"Trying to kill us or something, you old pervert, you!" Naruto yelled.
"Haha!" Jiraiya chuckled and pulled up his swimming trunks that fell during the impact.
The fish scattered as the kids and Jiraiya intruded their waters. Minato and Kakashi sat at the picnic table. Minato was getting the hot dogs ready for cooking and Kakashi was trying to read his beloved book. They fought back and forth with who got the most chain on the handcuffs.
"We need to do something about these..." Minato said as he got the ketchup and mustered out.
"I agree. Their making everything difficult to do." Kakashi said as he turned the finished page in his book. Itachi sat across from Kakashi and looked at the five packs of hot dogs.
"That's a lot of wieners..." Itachi told the blond guy setting fire to a pile of sticks.
"I get told that a lot." Minato joked.
"Minato, your jokes are tasteless." Kakashi said flatly. Minato glared at his lover.
"Like your books." Minato huffed.
"..." Kakashi ignored his man and read on.
"Hey oto-san! Is the dogs done?" Naruto ran up in his swimming trunks with wet droopy hair.
"Not yet son!" Minato said as he got the fire going.
"That's a lot of dogs dad. Can we eat that many?" Naruto asked as the rest of the gain walked up behind him.
"Thy look like penises." Sai said as he picked one up and inspected it.
"Everything looks like a penis to you Sai..." Sakura told the boy.
"Well we can all play chubby bunny with hot dogs." Minato smirked.
"Oh, hell no. I'm not playing any kind of your games." Super perv said and sat down, squeezing the water from his hair.
"Do you have to make everything so fucking awkward my love?" Kakashi asked, eyes still glued to his book.
"I'll pass..." Sakura said and left to go play in the river some more.
"I don't want to play either..." Naruto agreed with the girl for the second time today and left.
"I'll play." Itachi told everyone.
"Hahahaa!" This guy will try anything once." Jiraiya laughed.
"How do you play?" Itachi asked as he picked up a hot dog.
"You shove a bunch of hot dogs in your mouth and say chubby bunny." The Super perv told the man next to him.
"Itachi, don't." Sasuke pleaded his brother from any more emotional scaring.
"Ok, sounds easy." Itachi placed one whole hot dog into his mouth and looked straight at Sasuke. "Chubby bunny."
"Did you just deep throat that hot dog?" Minato asked in awe.
"Welp. I've seen too much for my own good today." Jiraiya announced and picked up a cooked hot dog.
"I hate you..." Sasuke mumbled and ate a hot dog.
"Son! Your penis dog is done! Come and get it!" Minato yelled to Naruto. Kakashi looked at his lover with a raised eyebrow. Jiraiya looked at his student with wide eyes.
"What am I going to do with you?" Kakashi asked himself.
"Well I know a couple of things you can do with me or even to me." Minato winked.
"Not at the table you two." Jiraiya demanded.
"Whoa, oto-san. You over burnt my penis." Naruto joked.
"What? You don't like them dark?" Jiraiya smirked at the kid.
"I'll take it, if you don't want it." Kakashi said with a raised hand.
"Kakashi, I didn't know you liked them dark." The Super perv joked.
"Oh dose he now?" Minato asked. "Kakashi baby, why didn't you tell me?"
"I just didn't know how to tell you...Minato, my love." Kakashi played along.
"Kakashi, baby. Call me your...daddy." Minato grabbed his lovers chin sternly, but with love.
"But I all ready do..." Kakashi whispered.
"Heh. Indeed you do, my love. Your my sexy little cookie." Minato said while tracing his lovers masked lips gently with his finger.
"Your may little pantie pansy..." Kakashi whispered.
"Well your my silky rump."
"Plum cheeks."
"Lavender prince."
"Minato! Not outside the bedroom...my pussy princess." Kakashi warned his lover.
"Hahaha! You guys are fucked up!" The Super perv laughed at the strange pet names.
After dinner and when the sun went down, it was time to play a game. But just not any old game.
"Ok boys...and Sakura. We're gong to play a game." Minato announced and jumped up on a rock.
"Hey, when did you and Lavender prince get the handcuffs off?" Jiraiya asked.
"After dinner. We found the keys in the cabin bedroom." Minato said proudly.
"Must of left them here last year...hehe." Kakashi explained.
"Hmm." Jiraiya huffed.
"Ok, four groups of two will be selected at random and sent down the path in the dark. The path goes through the woods and comes out on the other side of the cabin. Who ever is the first one to get to the end wins." Minato explained. "I will now pick the first group." Minato picked up a black hat that looked like a fedora. (The groups were legitimately picked at random)
"The first group is...Sai and Sakura." Minato announced.
"Damn it!" Sakura cursed, hoping it was her dream boat Sasuke.
"Hmm...I was looking forward to Naruto." Sai said to himself.
"The second group is...Jiraiya and Itachi."
"...I'm sorry Sasuke. Maybe next time." Itachi told his brother.
"Are you still here?" Sasuke asked.
"All right! Itachi my man, let's win this!" The Super perv said and placed his arm around Itachi.
"Have you been drinking?" Itachi asked.
"Just a little." Jiraiya admitted.
"The third group is...Kakashi and Sasuke."
"..." Sasuke didn't say anything, but was happy that it wasn't one of the many people after his amazing body.
"Yo, Sasuke." Kakashi walked up and greeted the boy. Minato jumped down and placed the hat on his head.
"All right Naruto! Looks like we're the last ones." Minato placed his arm around his sons shoulders.
Everyone stood at the edge of the path with their partner.
"On your mark...get set...go!" Minato yelled and everyone took off down the path. Everyone was gone except for Minato and Naruto was ahead, till he realized his dad was walking.
"Oto-san! What are you doing?" Naruto asked his father.
"I want to talk to you son." Minato had a serious expression on his face.
"Uhh...now?" The blond boy asked in confusion.
"Yes." Minato placed his hand on his sons shoulder and started walking along the path.
"I would like a man to man talk with you." Minato confessed.
"Oh, ok..." Naruto was up for the random talk.
"Son, I've seen the way you look at Sasuke...I know that look anywhere."
"Dad...I..." Naruto was about to enplane, but Minato held up his hand.
"I don't know what you see in that boy, but he sure does have a amazing body. And the way he never says anything that much and how he acts like he's not interested in anything." Minato explained.
"Oto-san...I know I'm in love with Sasuke. And I want to be with him." Naruto admitted straight up.
"Oh son! You're just like your old man!" Minato said proudly. "Come here and give me a hug!"
"Oh oto-san!" The father and son were in a strong embrace.
"Now how about we walk the rest of the way to piss off the rest of the groups?" Minato laughed.
"Yea, yea!" Naruto agreed with a thumbs up.
"Sai! What are you doing? Hurry up! We're going to be dead last!" Sakura yelled at the stalling boy.
"But Naruto is behind. I wish to wait for him." Sai said.
"You can see him when we get to the end of the path. Now come on!" Sakura yelled as she secretly wanted to catch up to Sasuke.
"I'll be waiting for you...my love." Sai kissed his hand and blew in the direction of where they started.
"Sai!" Sakura grabbed the boys hand and dragged him along.
"Itachi? Where's the bathroom?" A tipsy Jiraiya asked his partner.
"Well, you could always go behind a tree." Itachi stopped by a rather large tree and Jiraiya went behind the tree.
"Sssss"
"Ahhhhh..." The Super perv sighed. "Nothing better then a good old pee out in the woods."
"I know what you mean by that my friend." Itachi agreed. As he did something whipped pasted them.
"What was that?" Jiraiya asked as he tried to pull up his pants.
"I think it was team two." Itachi tried to see throw the dark.
"What are we waiting for? We're half way there, come on!" Jiraiya demanded and took off.
"I was waiting on you..." Itachi answered and followed the old staggering pervert, who was still trying to get his pants on.
"I think we might win this." Sasuke said and looked behind him. Nothing.
"I don't think their even trying..." Kakashi agreed.
"Look, the path ends right up ahead. This is a joke right?" Sasuke asked.
"It was just a game Sasuke. I don't think it was-" Kakashi was cut off by a strong whip of wind passing them by.
"W-what was that?!" Sasuke asked as he struggled to see who passed them. Team three got to the end of the path and saw it was Sai and Sakura.
"Sasuke! You just made it?" Sakura asked.
"Ummm...yea I guess so." Sasuke looked at the heavy panting Sai.
"D-did we...make...it?" Sai asked as he collapsed on the ground.
"Sai? Are you ok?" Kakashi asked the boy.
"I'm good...just...give me...a moment." He panted.
"Hey! Sorry for the wait, but the party is finally here! Haha!" The Super perv called out as Itachi had to help him walk.
"Drunk are we Jiraiya?" Kakashi asked.
"Nope. Not yet!" The perv corrected him.
"Kakashi would you help? He smells of booze. Hehe." Itachi laughed. Kakashi helped Itachi get the old pervert into the cabin.
"Has anyone seen Naruto?" Sai asked. Sasuke looked around.
"You mean he's not back yet?" Sasuke asked. "Where did that pain in the ass go to now?" A loud roar of laughter came from the path and Minato and Naruto emerged from the dark forest.
"Yea, your mother was very interesting when she was drunk...brings back some good memories. Hahaha!" Minato laughed.
"Well, I think I'm off to bed oto-san." Naruto told his old man.
"Night you little brat." Minato ruffled his sons hair.
"Hey, Naruto!" Sai chased after his lover.
"Hey, kids! Where's the adults at?" Minato asked.
"Inside. The pervert is drunk again." Sakura told the blond, spiky haired man.
"Oh dear. Well come on you two, it's time for bed." Minato told the kids as he left throw the door.
"Sasuke...I need to tel you something." Sakura grabbed hold of Sasukes sleeve.
"..." Sasuke was listening.
"I just wanted to tell you...that...I, well...I...umm..." Sakura stumbled over her words.
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"I...I...love...Sasuke...I l-love yo-" Sakura then got cut off by Kakashi.
"Come on you two. I don't want a bear muling you guys." Kakashi told them. "Oh yea and you might wand to hurry before all the beds are gone."
"Crap!" Sasuke ran in and Sakura followed.
"The guest room is for Sakura, since she's the only girl and the master bedroom bed...well that's another story." Kakashi explained.
"Yes!" Sakura left to her room and the drunk pervert was out on the small couch.
"Come on boys! There's plenty of room in the master bedroom." Minato called.
"Oh dear..." Kakashi said as he looked at the bed. "Are you sure we can fit everyone into that bed?" Kakashi asked.
"Don't know till you try." Minato shrugged. Everyone changed into boxers and got into bed.
"Lights are going out! So no funny business, ya hear?" Minato said and turned out the lights.
"Eeek!"
The lights turn back on.
"Who was that?" Minato asked. Sasuke sat there, Naruto pointed to Sai, Sai pointed to Itachi and Itachi to Naruto. Minato glared at the boys.
"Don't make me play whoop a daddy." Minato threatened.
"Please, don't." Kakashi begged, remembering last time.
"Lights are going out...no funny business." Minato said sternly. Everyone nodded.
Lights go out. Minatos footsteps are heard, the bed squeaks.
"Move over Kakashi baby."
"I'm trying."
"Who just touched me?" Sasuke asked.
"Whoa! Who's trying to get ma buns? Hmmm Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Me." Sai said.
SLAP!
THUD!
"What was that?" Minato asked.
"Me..." Sai said from the floor.
"How did you get on the floor? You were in the middle of the bed." Minato asked.
"I have a pretty good idea how." Kakashi said.
"Sasuke, Get closer to me so we can snuggle." Naruto scooted closer.
"Who's touching my chest?" Itachi asked.
"Eeeooow." Naruto said.
"Naruto, are you feeling up my brother?" Sasuke asked.
"My boy is going after both brothers?!" Minato asked.
"It wasn't me!" Naruto yelled.
"Why am I stuck in the middle?" Kakashi asked.
"There's so much more room up here without Sai." Itachi said.
"Who has their hand on my leg?" Kakashi asked.
"You're not Sasuke..." Naruto said.
"Son! Don't go after my man!" Minato yelled.
"I'm way over here." Sasuke called.
"Hey boys." Sai jumped back into bed.
"Not over here." Minato pushed Sai back off the bed.
THUD!
"Damn it..." Sai sighed.
There was some rustling and moving around.
"Here I come Sasuke!" Naruto called.
"Beds not that big boy!" Minato told his son.
"Sasuke! Baby I'm here!" Naruto yelled and hugged a body.
"Oh Naruto..." Sai said.
"W-what?!" Naruto freaked and pushed Sai.
THUD!
"Damn." Sai was getting frustrated.
"Sasuke? Where are you my love?" Naruto called out.
"Right behind you moron..." Sasuke sighed.
"I'm sorry I kept you waiting. Will you ever forgive me?" Naruto begged.
"Maybe. I'll sleep on it." Sasuke told the boy.
Finally it was quiet in the master bedroom. Till Minato had to open his mouth.
"I wounder if they cleaned the sheets from last year? We stained up the last ones pretty bad last time." Minato sighed. Everyone was silent.
"Did anyone check the sheets before we got in?" Itachi asked.
"Awwwww maaann!"
"That's nasty!"
"I think I'm going to be sick..."
"It was in this same exact bed that Kakashi and I made love for the first time." Minato sighed.
"Shut up dad!"
"Oh Minato! There's not a lot of room up here for that." Kakashi said
"Noooo!"
"Don't you fuckers dare do anything while I'm in this bed!"
"Does anyone have any sanitizer?"
"Shut up over there! Or I'll come over there and play whoop a mama!" Sakura yelled from her room.
"Women rune all the fun..." Kakashi sighed.
"Hmmm. Good night boys." Minato smirked in the dark.
No one slept well that night. While the crickets and frogs chirped their song and the lighting bugs danced to it, the cabin was finally silent and this would be one camping trip that they will never forget.
What a wonderful camping trip. Sounds better then mine. We got stranded. :(
Anyways in chapter 6, it's time for the Hidden Leaf Village festival! And the gain meets two unexpected people. Ooo, wounder who? R and R to find out! Yea right like you guys are going to post a review! Haha!