I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. If I did then I probably wouldn't be here now writing this strange fanfic. Thank you for waiting so patiently for the next chapter. P.S- I know there was a lot of mistakes in the last one...I didn't read over that at all. But this one I did...ok like half of it.
And thank you for the characters so far. They have very interesting characteristics...
WARNING: Ok so there is sex in this one. Just wanted to point it out and warn ya about that. But I mean look at the rating of this story, you know something was going to go down sooner or later. But do not expect me to warn you every time I write a sex scene. Enjoy!
Chapter 6
The trickling sound of the small river echoed throughout the cabin and the warmth of the sun poke through the windows. The gentle breeze blew the sweet scent of wild flowers through the master bedroom. The forest was just waking up and the noise of the birds and katydids filled the air. But there are some noises that you just don't want to hear in the morning.
The bed was filled with men and boys that shared the king sized bed. The kids were on the far right of the bed and the adults on the left. Sai had Naruto in a tight embrace while he nuzzled his lovers neck. Naruto was spooning his black-haired prince and nibbling Sasukes ear gently. Sasuke was already awake and looking out the window. He was trying to enjoy the silent of the morning, but it was a little hard with unwanted people around. The sheets moved and it was only his blond lovers leg moving restlessly over his own. Sasuke smiled at the strange boy who mumbled in his sleep.
On the other side of the bed Minato was spooning his lover. Minato was in a deep slumber while Kakashi recently fell asleep. It was rather hard for the silver prince to fall asleep with so much noise and movement going on in one bed. Minatos arms were like a safe haven for Kakashi, a place were he could get away and just let his guard down for a while. In between the all these lovely lovers was the loud snoring, absurd, and alcohol smelling Super perv. The snoring man in the middle of the bed was sprawled out and laying on his back in his white boxers.
Jiraiya moved his arm and accidentally smacked Minatos silky behind and caused him to awaken from his slumber.
"Hmm...Kakashi baby? Was that you?" Minato asked as he stretched and smirked. Kakashi didn't answer.
"Kakashi, my love?" Minato tried again. No answer. "Hmm. Is anyone else awake in here?" Minato flipped to his back and asked.
"Me." Sasuke said and lazily waved his pale hand.
"Anyone else?" Minato asked. No answer.
"Well then. Sasuke how about we go get some breakfast and coffee?" Minato asked as he slowly climbed over his lover.
"Yea, sounds good." Sasuke agreed and untangled himself from the blond boys lusty grip.
"Sasukeee..." Naruto groaned as he clawed for Sasukes body, but found his pillow instead and snuggled up to it with a smirk.
"Hmm." Sasuke smiled at the boy and left the room with Minato.
"Ok, it just me? Or does something smell amazing?" Minato asked the raven haired boy. Sasuke sniffed the air around him. There was an amazing aroma in the air that made the boys stomach rumble. They stepped outside to see the picnic table covered in lavishing food.
"Holy shit. Where did this all come from?" Minato asked and sat down at the table.
"Good morning Minato, Sasuke." Itachi greeted as he walked over to the table with a white apron on that said "Kiss the cook" and a pair of black boxers.
"Itachi..." Sasuke sighed heavily and sat down across from Minato. Minato was all ready shoving his face full of eggs, bacon, sausage, potato hash browns, and whatever else he could find.
"Would you like some coffee Minato?" Itachi asked as he walked over with a hot-pot filled with black coffee.
"Hell yea!" Minato said with a his mouth full. "I didn't even bring all this food..."
"How do you like you're coffee?" Itachi asked as he got a mug out.
"Black." Minato demanded.
"Hmm. I see." Itachi smirked and poured the coffee. "What about you Sasuke?"
"I'll take mine black as well." Sasuke snorted.
"Ooo, big man now?" Itachi smirked and winked at his little brother. Sasuke ignored him.
"I knew it! I knew someone was making food out here!" Naruto said excited and plopped down next to Sasuke.
"Well good morning Naruto. Coffee?" Itachi smirked.
"Yea! I would like it with cream and sugar." Naruto said and stabbed a big greasy sausage that was on a plate.
"Pussy. Drinking it with cream and sugar." Minato mocked his son.
"Shut up oto-san! I can drink my coffee any damn way I want!" Naruto barked.
"Well, well, well. Look what we got here." Sai said as he walked out of the cabin with a towel wrapped around his skinny pale waist. Naruto and Sasuke were in shock at the boy.
"You slept naked?!" Naruto shrieked.
"Yea. What happens in the cabin...stays in the cabin." Sai sat down next to Naruto and winked.
"But, you were...spooning...me...DAD!" Naruto yelled.
"Don't have to yell. I'm right here." Minato took a sip of his coffee.
"Did you just hear what Sai did? He was in that bed naked!" Naruto burst.
"Uh hu." Minato said and started to finish what was left on his plate.
"But oto-san!" Naruto started back up.
"What happens in the cabin, stays in the cabin." Minato told the boy.
"Oto-sannnn..." Naruto whined.
"Don't start boy." Minato warned his son.
"Hey everyone!" Sakura said all cheery and sat next to Sasuke and started her plate.
"Well good morning Sakura dear." Minato greeted. "How did you sleep?"
"Great! Who made all of this?" Sakura asked.
"Itachi. Who knew he was an amazing cook?" Minato gave a toothy smirk. Sakura blushed a little. "So Sasuke, can you cook like this too?"
"Phh, he wishes." Itachi smirked.
"Shut the fuck up Itachi." Sasuke said straight up.
"Would you like some coffee?" Itachi asked.
"No thank you, I'm on a diet." Sakura said mannerly.
"Why the hell did you guys leave me in the living room all by my lonesome self last night?" Jiraiya asked as he walked out of the house with sunglasses on and sat down next to Minato.
"Sorry, but you reek of alcohol and I wouldn't be able to sleep with that stench in the room. I would have probably have gotten drunk off you're smell." Minato explained as he stabbed his fork into the last sausage, but Naruto all ready had his fork in the lonesome sausage as well. Minato looked down at the sausage then up to his sons face.
"Oto-san...it's mine." Naruto said with a stone face. Minato glared daggers at the boy.
"Bitch no one gets in between me and my sausage." Minato warned his son.
"Yea really. Look at poor Kakashi." Jiraiya said as he piled up his plate with food.
"Hmm. I should have made more sausage..." Itachi said to himself.
"Hey now. Itachi can make more if you guys want." Sakura tried to break up the boys.
"Why are you wearing sunglasses?" Sai asked the pervert.
"Oh...you know..." The Super perv mumbled.
"Let it go oto-san." Naruto demanded.
"Never." Minato said and kept his eyes on his sons.
"Hey come on guys! It's just a sausage!" Sakura yelled.
"Is it?! Is it just a sausage?" Minato asked.
"Uhhh...yea." Sakura said and just stared at the boys.
"Naruto...prepare your self...for sausage jutsu." Minato said with a cold stare.
"Oh God." Jiraiya mumbled.
"I'm ready oto-san. Teach me the way of the sausage old man." Naruto told the blond spiky haired man.
"Hey...can you guys back me up here?" Sakura asked the two boys. But Sasuke was busy explaining what a hangover was to Sai.
"Come my son. I will teach you now." Minato grabbed the greasy sausage and walked into the forest with Naruto hot on his heels.
"Should we do something?" Sakura asked.
"No. Let them be." Jiraiya said as he shoved a piece of bacon into his mouth.
"I made more sausage! Hey...where did they go?" Itachi asked as he looked around.
"You don't want to know." The Super perv told the man with the huge plate of wonderful greasy sausages.
"What a shame. I made a bunch for them..." Itachi sighed.
"It's ok. You got me! Now give me some of those greasy darlings!" Jiraiya demanded.
Soon a dazed and exhausted Kakashi walked out of the house and looked around. He sat down where Minato was siting and looked around at the table.
"Who made all of this?" Kakashi asked. Everyone had they're mouths full and pointed at Itachi, who was siting down eating now. "Itachi? You can cook?" Kakashi asked with amazement.
"Yes." Itachi said flatly. Kakashi started his plate and then noticed something.
"Where's Minato and Naruto?" He asked as he looked around.
"Minato is training Naruto some kind of weird jutsu." Jiraiya explained.
"Ohh?" Kakashi wondered if it was one of the strange jutsu Minato always made up. Like bedroom no jutsu, creamy whip cream no jutsu, and sexy sex no jutsu.
"So are we staying for another night?" Sasuke asked Kakashi as he finished up his coffee.
"No. At least I hope not." Kakashi mumbled. "I don't think I could survive another night with a bed full of men..."
"Yea, really. It's a freaking sausage fest here." Jiraiya joked with Kakashi.
"Maybe I made too much sausage?" Itachi asked.
"No, no, Itachi. Hehe, it's kinda a joke..." The Super perv explained. Sasuke sat down his empty mug and left the table.
"Already done Sasuke?" Itachi asked his little brother as he finished his plate. Sasuke ignored his brother again and went into the house.
"Hmm. He doesn't seem happy that I'm here." Itachi said and looked down at his plate. Kakashi sighed.
"I'm sorry Itachi." Kakashi said. "I warned you it might have been a bad time to visit."
"It's ok Kakashi. You don't need to apologize for my brother. I will make him sure this rude attitude of his is broken." Itachi said and got up from the table and disappeared into the cabin after Sasuke.
"Oh dear..." Kakashi said with a worried look.
"Umm. What does he mean by that?" Sakura asked her sensei.
"You best not know." Kakashi told his student.
"I'll explain Kakashi." Jiraiya smirked. Kakashi rolled his eyes and ignored the pervert. "He's going to give him some sausage."
"I think I get it." Sai said.
"So when are we going back to the village?" Sakura asked.
"Well, I say as soon as Minato gets back from-" Kakashi started to answer her.
"AHHHHHH!" Sasukes scream was heard from the cabin.
"Sasuke!" Sakura yelled and dashed for the door to the cabin, but Kakashi blocked her.
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you." Kakashi told the frantic girl.
"But, but, my Sasukes in trouble!" Sakura said as she tried to get passed.
"Trust me. He's fine." Kakashi insured his student.
"I never knew Itachi could be so forward with his brother." Jiraiya said to himself.
"I knew something like this would happen sooner or later with both of the boys under the same roof..." Kakashi sighed again.
"Ahh. Sweet brotherly love." Jiraiya laughed.
"That's disturbing..." Sai said with no expression what so ever.
"Yes. Yes it is." Kakashi agreed.
"Yea! Now that's a hardy breakfast!" The Super perv said rubbing his bloated stomach with his signature smirk. "That's how a king eats everyday."
"Yes, it is pretty good." Sai agreed and finished up his plate.
"Forget you guys. If you're not going to help him then I will!" Sakura yelled at the guys in frustration and left into the cabin.
"Three...two...one..." Jiraiya counted down.
"EEKKK!" Sakura shrieked.
"I told her not too..." Kakashi said and finished up his orange juice then putting his mask back on quickly.
"Kakashi? How did you eat all of your food with us not seeing your face?" Sai asked.
"Hmm?" Kakashi wondered. "Why does everyone want to see my face?" Kakashi asked.
"Oh sorry." Sai said.
"You don't want to see it kid. It might ruin your reputation of him." The Super perv joked once again.
"Oh for the sake of..." Kakashi said, but then mumbled the rest.
"Guys! Itachi is doing terrible things to poor Sasuke!" Sakura rushed out of the cabin.
"Yea. We know." The Super perv told the girl.
"Shouldn't we do something?" Sakura asked.
"Hmm...nope!" Jiraiya told her and got up from the table. "Who wants to go swimming?" The pervert tried to change the subject.
"I will." Sai said and left to go get changed.
"Shouldn't you wait an hour before going swimming? I mean, you did just get done eating." Kakashi told the man.
"Whatever. That's just an old tale to keep the kids from going into the water." The Super perv blew Kakashis advice off and left to get ready.
"Whatever..." Kakashi opened up his book and began to read where he left off.
Itachi, Sasuke, Sai, Sakura, and Jiraiya were all chilling in the small river. It was all quiet and calm, till Minato and Naruto emerged from the forest all dirty and bruised up. Minato went over to greet his lover and Naruto left to see how his friends were doing.
"Hey Kakashi baby." Minato wrapped his arms around his lover.
"What did you teach him?" Kakashi asked, a little worried.
"Sausage justus, my love." Minato nibbled Kakashis neck gently.
"Mhhh..." Kakashi mumbled. "Itachi and Sasuke had a...fight." Kakashi said with hesitation.
"A fight? Oh man...who won?" Minato asked his lavender prince.
"Itachi...I think." Kakashi answered.
Over at the river Naruto was talking to his friends.
"Hey, you guys swimming? Can I join?" Naruto asked but was already stripping.
"Hello there." Sai smiled and winked. Naruto ignored the boy and ran up to Sasuke.
"Hey Sasuke! Wanna water wrestle?" Naruto asked with a smile.
"Fuck off Naruto." Sasuke said and left towards the cabin.
"What's up his ass?" Naruto huffed.
"Itachis sausage." Sai said and smiled. "Wanna water wrestle?"
"Itachis sausage? Dude those things are amazing. I just got done training with one." Naruto smiled.
"Hmm. I might just need to get a hold of his sausage..." Sai mumbled just before getting tackled into the water by the blond boy.
"Hey you two! Stop making out!" Jiraiya yelled at the two boys.
"Naruto! Sai! Where did Sasuke go?" Sakura asked walking over to the two boys.
"He left for the cabin." Sai said bluntly.
"What, why?" Sakura asked.
"He had Itachis sausage up his ass." Naruto said.
"What!?" Sakura shrieked and slapped Naruto across the face which sent him flying.
"W-w-what the hell Sakura?!" Naruto said as he laid all sprawled out on the ground. Sakura ignored the boy and left for the cabin.
"Done swimming already boy?" Minato asked as he walked over.
"Naruto got bitch slapped." Sai told the man and got out of the water.
"Ahh. I see...got rejected again?" Minato asked.
"Sakura slapped him..." Kakashi pointed out.
"Oh, of course. What was I thinking?" Minato asked himself. "Anyways. Everyone go get packed up. We're moving out." Minato ordered.
"Yes master." Itachi said and left for the cabin.
"Oto-san, women are mean." Naruto said in a gloomy way. "How did you and mom ever get along?"
"Hehe, well that's a long story son." Minato chuckled.
"Whatever." Naruto said and left with Sai to the cabin.
"Ahh. Minatos straight days. Now that brings back memories." Kakashi said to himself.
"Don't even go there Kakashi." Minato said in a dark eerie way.
"I was just joking love...haha..." Kakashi said hesitant.
"Yea, isn't that festival going to start-up tonight or something?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yup, so if we leave now we should be able to get home and get ready right before they start." Minato told the creepy pervert.
"Get ready? I'm not wearing a kimono." Jiraiya huffed.
"But you know...girls love a man in a kimono. When I wore a kimono Kushina couldn't keep her hands off me." Minato remembered his last relationship.
"Hmm..." The Super perv thought in silents and walked off to the cabin.
"Wasn't expecting that from the pervert." Minato said to himself.
"We should go pack up before the kids get too restless in the house." Kakashi told his love and left.
"Yea really..." Minato sighed and walked off with memories of Kushina in his head.
In the cabin everyone was packed and ready to go. The hot sun was thrashing down outside, waiting for its next victim.
"Can't we leave at night? Like when the sun isn't trying to kill us?" Naruto asked his father.
"Yea really. I think today is one of the hottest days of the year." Sakura agreed.
"If you guys want to go to that festival tonight, then we have to leave now. Remembered how long it took us to here yesterday?" Minato told the kids.
"Aww man. I was hoping to go swimming again." Naruto sighed.
"Wellp. I know the trip home is long...but we can have fun on the way." The Super perv winked at Naruto.
"Ewww! You really are a creepy pervert!" Naruto yelled and pointed. "You stay away from me!"
"Shut the hell up! I don't swing that way!" Jiraiya yelled at his student.
"You're the one who brought it up!" Naruto yelled back.
"I didn't mean it that way!" Jiraiya yelled and walked out of the cabin.
"Let's go!" Minato said and everyone followed.
The trip back home was hot and quiet. No one felt like talking and if they did it was to only complain about how hot it was, why the walk was so long, why did I drink so much last night, and why did Naruto have to be next to the creepy pervert and Sai. But when they finally got to the Hidden Leaf Village gate the complaining stopped and the sun was almost down.
"Damn. That was one hell of a long trip..." The Super perv complained. Minato sighed and was glad that it was over.
"Ok every one...let's go home." Minato said and in about ten minutes the door to their house busted open and everyone piled in.
"Ok! I have something to announce." Minato called out.
"What is it?" Sakura asked.
"Yea, you finally going to let me use some of your whip cream now oto-san?" Naruto asked. Minato stared at his son.
"No." Minato told his son and pointed.
"What?!" Naruto grumbled.
"The bath tub is finally fixed and Sai, Sasuke, and Naruto are not allowed in there at the same time." Kakashi demanded.
"Whaaaaa!?" Naruto yelled. "You're ruining my day!"
"That sucks..." Sai said under his breath.
"..." Sasuke didn't say anything, but had a lot on his mind already.
"So we picked groups to go in together." Minato said and pulled out a list.
"What?!" Sakura shrieked.
"You go alone." Kakashi told the girl.
"Oh good..." She sighed in relief.
"Kakashi and I will go in as a group." Minato announced.
"Phh, of course." The Super perv rolled his eyes. Naruto chuckled.
"You can join in if you want to Jiraiya. No need to be jelly." Kakashi told the man.
"Jelly!? Whatever..." Jiraiya huffed.
"Itachi and Sai. Naruto and Jiraiya. And sorry Sasuke, but you're alone." Kakashi told everyone.
"You can join us though Sasuke." Minato offered.
"No thanks. I'll pass." Sasuke said and left to take his bath first.
"I'm next!" Sakura called.
"Then us." Itachi demanded.
"Then we'll take it next. Before the two love birds get it and fruit it up." Jiraiya said.
"Well that's ok. We like long baths. Right Kakashi?" Minato said and wrapped his arms around his lover.
"Yea, whatever weirdos." Jiraiya said and walked off.
"I have a question." Sai said and walked over to th love birds.
"Yes?" Kakashi asked.
"Where is Itachi going to sleep?" The expressionless boy asked.
"Umm..." Kakashi tried to think of another area in the house where Itachi could sleep.
"Well...he could sleep down here with Jiraiya." Minato offered.
"Let's not house anymore people in my home." Kakashi begged.
"We do have that one room..." Minato thought out loud.
"What room is that?" Sai asked with a small tilt of the head like a dog would for a treat.
"Yea Minato. What room?" Kakashi asked.
"The closet under the stairs. It's spacious and we don't use it for storage anymore." Minato told the boy.
"I would feel kinda bad putting guests in a closet." Kakashi told his lover, who still had his arms wrapped around him.
"They might like it. You never know." Minato winked at his man with a smile.
"Hmm." Sai said and walked off towards the kitchen where everyone was drinking water and talking.
"Let's stay in the living room a bit and rest love." Minato pulled Kakashi down onto the couch and they snuggled up together to enjoy each others peasants. But in the kitchen was a whole other story.
"Hey boys. Where's Naruto?" Sai asked everyone in the kitchen.
"He went up stairs to do something." Jiraiya told they boy.
"I bet he's up there trying to get into the bath with Sasuke." Itachi said and winked.
"That boy." The Super perv sighed and got up to go fetch Naruto before the tub could be broken again.
"Grrr. That Naruto...going after my man." Sakura mumbled to herself.
"Why is everyone after my little brother? Is he that sexy?" Itachi wondered out loud as he took another sip of his tea.
"Pervy Sagggggeeee!" Naruto yelled.
"Stop it you brat! Next time you'll have to pay for the tub!" Jiraiya yelled at he brat.
"I didn't break it last time!" Naruto yelled back.
"Oh really? Then who did?" The Super perv asked.
"..." Naruto didn't answer.
"Just what I thought. You did, didn't you?" Jiraiya smirked.
"Sasuke helped too!" Naruto blurted out.
"Whoa! So it was both of ya? Damn, I thought it might have been you and Sai fighting, but you and Sasuke?" Jiraiya laughed and messed with his student. "Didn't know you went hard-core like that Naruto."
"Shut up." Naruto huffed.
"Come on. You can be away from your man for ten minuets." Jiraiya walked down stairs with Naruto over his shoulder.
"Oh? Back so soon?" Itachi asked.
"Yea, it wasn't easy." Jiraiya said and flopped Naruto down on the floor.
"I'm going to go get ready for my bath." Sakura said and left up stairs.
"See boy, Sasuke is almost done. No need to get creepy." Jiraiya said and shuffled a deck of cards for poker. "Ready Itachi?"
"I'm ok at poker, but I heard Minato was great at card games." Itachi said.
"Ha! Only at children's card games."Jiraiya laughed and passed out the cards.
"Poker? Why are you guys playing that?" Naruto wrinkled his nose in disgust.
"Cause Uno is for pussies." Jiraiya said bluntly.
"I suck at that game." Sai said and pulled out a chair and sat down to watch who won.
"Where's oto-san and Kakashi?" Naruto asked, looking around the kitchen.
"If you can't find two people that are in love, then don't go looking for them. Trust me." Jiraiya told his student.
"Ewk!" Naruto gave a disgust face.
"They're snuggling on the couch in the living room." Sasuke said and walked in the kitchen wearing nothing but a pure white towel around his waist.
"Sasuke!" Naruto picked himself off of the floor.
"I wouldn't bother them if I were you." Sasuke said and walked over to the refrigerator and pulled out a soda.
"Yea, yea. I have you after all." Naruto said and smirked at Sasuke. Sasuke smirked at the strange boy and popped opened his soda and took a long swig. Naruto wrapped his arms around his lovers waist and for once Sasuke didn't remove them. Sasuke just smirked and placed one hand over Narutos. Sai glared at the raven haired boy.
"Oh boy, here we go..." Jiraiya sighed and ignored them.
"Hmm. I believe I'm losing this game." Itachi told the pervert.
"I think you should step up your game a bit then." Jiraiya told him.
"Maybe." Itachi took the advice and they went on with the game. Sai on the other hand was silently getting pissed off by the love birds behind him.
"Would you two stop making out in the kitchen already? It's disgusting." Sai said in a calm but irritated way. Everyone stared at the boy and Sasukes smile vanished. But Sasuke felt like having fun tonight.
"Let's take this up stairs Naruto. So we don't disturb the girls." Sasuke said with a smirk and the lovers vanished up the stairs with Sasuke leading Naruto by the hand and in shock.
"Well..." Jiraiya said and turned back around to finish the game. Sai was silent and Sakura walked down wearing a baby pink kimono with a flower pattern on it. Her hair was still slightly damp and had a braid coming from her bangs to the back of her head. Itachi looked up from his hand and Jiraiya noticed. He turned and his jaw dropped.
"Holy shit!" Jiraiya almost yelled.
"Hey, was that Sasuke pulling Naruto into the guest room? Or was it just me?" Sakura asked.
"Nope, you're right. Sasuke wants alone time with Naruto for a while." Jiraiya said as he checked out Sakura.
"Oh..." Sakura sighed.
"Oh come on now! Forget Sasuke and think about other guys!" The Super perv tried to cheer up and stood up to stretch.
"Hmm...you're right." Sakura said.
"Like older guys. Like strong and handsome men." Jiraiya told the girl and winked. "Like me. Hahaa."
"Ku...why you...PERVERT!" Sakura screamed and kicked the Super perv in the testicles. Jiraiya dropped to his knees and started coughing and wheezing.
"Ooooooooooo...my boys..."The Super perv said in a hoarse voice.
"I win." Itachi said and placed his cards down. "Come Sai. It is time for a bath." Itachi and Sai left up stairs.
"Hm!" Sakura stomped into the living room.
"Women..." Jiraiya mumbled and placed his hand on the table to get up, but the pain was too much for him. "Ohhh...damn it..."
Up stairs in the dark and silent guest room Naruto and Sasuke just got done with a heart to heart talk about their feelings. Sasuke was leaning on the wall near the closet with his arms crossed, thinking silently to himself. Naruto was sitting down on the messed up bed on the floor. He was watching Sasuke to see what his reaction might be.
"Sasuke..." Naruto mumbled his lovers name. Sasuke looked at the boy with his dark mystifying eyes. Naruto got up and walked over to the raven haired boy.
"Naruto...I feel the same." Sasuke finally gave an answer. Naruto smirked a light smile and his eyes shined brilliantly blue in the dark. Sasuke loved the way Naruto smirked at him.
"Sasuke...I think maybe we should..." Naruto started to say something, but Sasuke hushed him with a held hand.
"Naruto. You talk too much." Sasuke smirked and wrapped his arms around his blond lovers waist. Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasukes neck and pulled him closer.
"Sasuke...I love-"
"BANG!" The door flew open and the two lovers froze with fear from the noise and totally had their guard down. An angry, wet Sai walked in wearing nothing but a pink towel around his waist.
"Oh. Did I interrupt something?" Sai said in a pissy way.
"No. Not at all." Sasuke said in a calm, but pissed off way.
"Sai...I' going to kick your ass." Naruto said while grinding his teeth.
"Same here." Sasuke agreed and his arms slid down his lover and dropped to his sides. Naruto dropped his as well with a heavy sigh.
"Damn it." Naruto bite his bottom lip.
"Naruto, why do you choose that dead beat over me?" Sai begged for an answer. Sasuke glared daggers at the boy.
"Sai. I don't like you like that. Why don't you go for Sakura?" Naruto offered the girl. Sai gave a disgusted look.
"I don't like girls. They have cooties." Sai said bluntly.
"Sai." Sasuke sighed.
"GAHHHH!" The Super pervs voice echoed throughout the house.
"What, what? Was that Pervy sage?" Naruto asked and rushed down stairs. Sasuke gave Sai a death glare.
"Stay away from Naruto." Sasuke said with ice in his voice.
"No. I will get Naruto, all to myself." Sai glared back. "He doesn't need a low life-like you dragging him down."
"I dare you to say that again." Sasuke challenged.
"No. I wont. For Naruto." Sai said as he pulled his clothes on. "I'm better than you. I don't go around killing people for the fun of it." Sai finished up and walked out. "One more thing. If you loved Naruto so much, then why did you leave him behind?" Sai asked. Sasuke clenched his teeth and felt his eye switch over to the sharigan.
"That's what I thought." Sai said and left the boy alone to ponder over what he was told. Sasuke bite his tongue and punched the wall. The wall that separated the closet and bedroom crumbled into a hole . Sasuke clenched his fist even harder and wondered what was good for Naruto.
Down stairs Naruto was in the kitchen trying to see what Jiraiya was yelling about.
"Hey, hey, Pervy sage? What happened to you?" Naruto looked at the old perverted man on the floor holding his man parts.
"I got...kicked in the fellas boy..." The Super perv wheezed in pain.
"You got kicked in your little, wrinkly nads?" Naruto asked and looked around. "Who did it?"
"Sakura...ahh..." Jiraiya said as Itachi helped him up. "Their not small boy...or wrinkly..."
"Sakura? Did you say something to piss her off?" Naruto asked and peered in the living room. She was talking to Minato and Kakashi who were still on the couch snuggling.
"Dude Sakura! You kicked pervy sage in the nut sack?" Naruto asked.
"So what if I did?" She grumbled.
"Phhh, you were the one who screamed like a girl?" Minato muffled a laugh.
"Shut the hell up Minato..." Jiraiya said as he sat down on a chair.
"Here, this will help the swelling." Itachi told him as he handed a bag of frozen peas and carrots to the perv.
"Got kicked in the hairy bean bags Jiraiya?" Kakashi asked with a hidden smirk.
"Ahhh...frozen delights..." The pervert said as he placed the bag down his pants.
"Remind me to throughout the bag of peas and carrots." Kakashi told his love.
"And clean the table...and the floor." Minato reminded.
"Yes, yes. That too." Kakashi sighed.
"Hey, what happened to the pervert?" Sai wondered.
"Took a hit to the hanging pleasures." Minato spoke the truth.
"Hey pervert! It's our turn to take a bath!" Naruto said and left to go take it. Jiraiya rolled his eyes and slowly got up off the chair. He walked like a girl who just lost their virginity and groaned all the way up the stairs. Naruto was already naked and opening the bathroom door.
"Come on pervert hermit." Naruto called and took off.
"For the love of big tits..." Jiraiya sighed and walked into the bathroom. While the pervert and Naruto took their baths everyone else got ready for the festival.
"Sai, have you seen Sasuke?" Kakashi asked the boy who was sitting on the other side of the couch.
"He's up stairs." Sai said without any emotions. Kakashi looked up at Minato and Minato knew.
"What's up with Sasuke? Something wrong." Minato asked.
"No, he's fine." Sai said without any eye contact.
"Sakura. Would you go see what's wrong with Sasuke?" Minato asked the girl who saw silently listing to the conversation.
"S-sure." Sakura answered and dashed up stairs. Itachi walked in with a tray filled with mini sandwiches that were stacked in a pyramid. Minato rubbed his nose on Kakashis, giving him Eskimo kisses.
"Sandwich time boys." Itachi said and placed the tray on the small coffee table.
"Sweet! Itachi, you're my man!" Minato said and unwrapped his arms from the blanket and grabbed a tiny sandwich.
"Grab one for me." Kakashi demanded. Sai ignored the tray of sandwiches and everyone around him. The boy seemed to be in deep thought about what just went down up stairs.
"Kakashi my love. Are you ready for a bath?" Minato asked as he shoved the sandwich into his mouth.
"Yes, but I think this is the longest time I've had to wait to take a bath." Kakashi said as he took a bite of his sandwich.
"Uh hu." Minato agreed as he grabbed another sandwich for the tray and licked his lips. "You know what sounds good tonight?"
"Trashy festival food?" Itachi asked munching on a sandwich.
"That and whip cream." Minato winked at his love. Kakashi hid a blush and nodded as he reached for another sandwich.
"Oh, that's what I was going to ask." Itachi snapped his fingers. "What is with all the whip cream in that cabinet?"
"We love whip cream." Minato said and went for his third sandwich.
"Now, now, Minato. I'm not a child." Itachi reassured him. "I think I know what you use all that whip cream for."
"Ok, you know our secret now. Happy?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes." Itachi answered. The lovers looked in shock and froze.
"Really?" Minato and Kakashi asked at the same time.
"Well of course." Itachi said bluntly. "I love whip cream on hot coco." Itachi said and took another sandwich. Minato laughed and Kakashi sighed in relief.
"I don't get it. What's so funny?" Itachi asked as he finished his sandwich.
"Hey guys! Who's ready for the festival?" Naruto asked wearing only a white towel around his waist.
Hey son! Done with your bath already?" Minato asked and jumped up.
"Yea, but the pervert is still having a rough time." Naruto said and dashed up stairs.
"Hey Itachi, if Kakashi and I don't come down in time, just go to the festival without us. Ok?" Minato said and pulled Kakashi off the couch and left up stairs. As the love birds went up, Sakura came down with the pervert behind her.
"Oto-san, you going to the festival?" Naruto asked as he slid the guest room door open.
"Yea, but we have to take a bath first." Minato said and opened the bathroom door.
"Oh and we might be a little late." Kakashi added on.
"No surprise there Kakashi sensei." Naruto said and left into the room. It was still dark and Sasuke still hasn't gotten dressed yet.
"Sasuke? Aren't you going to get dressed and go with us?" Naruto asked taking out some of his clean clothes from the closet. Naruto noticed the hole in the closet wall.
"Why is there a hole in the closet?" Naruto wondered.
"..." Sasuke was silent and looked out the window.
"You going to stay behind then?" Naruto asked as he removed the towel from his waist and tossed it in the dirty laundry basket. Naruto bent over to grab one of his boxers that were on the floor, but stopped when he felt arms around his waist.
"Sasuke?" Naruto called.
"Naruto...I'll only stay behind, if you do." Sasuke said with a straight face. Naruto smiled and stood up.
"Ok, but not too long." Naruto told his love.
"Sorry, but all I got is long." Sasuke told the blond boy. Naruto turned around and wrapped his arms around Sasukes neck and leaned in to kiss his loves lips. Naruto gently kissed Sasukes lips and pulled away slightly, but Sasuke pressed his lips against Narutos with a little more presser this time. Naruto let his hands stray into Sasukes dark, silky, and slightly damp hair. He let his fingers get tangled in the lush hair before gripping it, while the other hand slowly moved down Sasukes shoulder-blade and run over his smooth back, running over some old battle scars here and there.
Sasuke let one of his hands run down Narutos hip and down to his lusty thigh before grabbing it and picking it up and placing I over his own hip. Sasuke used his other hand to gently escort Naruto down on Sakuras bed. (which is the only bed in the room, the other is just a crappy made one on the floor for the guys.) Naruto landed softly with Sasuke on top of him, never breaking the kiss they held. Sasuke pressed his strong body against his lover so there was no room in between them.
Sasuke finally broke the kiss for a breath of air and started to caress Narutos neck with his lips gently. He then kissed Naruto gently on the neck, each time getting rougher. Naruto moaned in pleasure from Sasuke and Sasuke smirked in his kiss at the power he had over the boy. Sasuke could make him scream if he really tried, but for now he wanted to take it slow. Sasuke then climbed onto the bed and moved Naruto farther up on the bed, so he wouldn't hurt himself.
"Sasuke..." Naruto mumbled for his lover and waited for him to do something more. Sasuke said nothing and kissed him on the collarbone and worked his way down to his soft, but lusty stomach. Naruto groaned for more, but Sasuke loved to mess with the boy's head. Sasuke moved down over Narutos inner thighs and kissed them gently.
"Sasuke...stop teasing already." Naruto started to get anxiety. Sasuke smirked to himself and got up.
"Naruto, do you think you can handle it?" Sasuke asked his lover.
"I know I can." Naruto said and gave a reassuring smile. Sasuke nodded and went down on the boy again. Sasuke gripped his lovers stiff penis gently, but harshly and licked it from the balls to the tip of the head.
"BANG!" The door to the room slid open and walked in a pissed off Sai.
"Sasuke! Naruto!" Sai called out for the boys. "We're leaving, with or without you." Sai said and left.
"Did he see us?" Naruto asked.
"No. He didn't move the curtains away." Sasuke said and got up. The hallway light was shinning into the dark room and Sasuke began to get dress. Naruto sighed and got up.
"Damn." Naruto cursed and got off the bed.
"Don't tell Sakura." Sasuke told the boy.
"What?" Naruto asked. "I'll tell her to stay the fuck away from my man."
"No you idiot. The bed." Sasuke said as he finished up getting dressed and threw Narutos clothes at him.
"Well, next time I get top!" Naruto smirked and started to get dressed.
Naruto and Sasuke dashed down the stairs and were greeted by the Super perv, now looking better, Sai, Itachi, and Sakura.
"Well if we're ready, then lets head out." Jiraiya said and opened the front door.
The festival had multi colored lights hanging all around and the heavy smell of festival food hung in the air, talking was loud with children running around with candy and prizes in their hands. They set off fire works and played cheesy games. Soon it started to die down, people went home and the lights went off. The guys and Sakura started to headed home for the night.
"That was awesome! I wish it would stay for another night." Naruto said in a sad tone.
"That's what makes them fun. Once a year, so you can look forward for them next year. Plus they say that this night is the most romantic time of the year, more than valentines day. " Jiraiya explained to the boy with a wink.
"Hmmm. Kakashi and oto-san never came to the festival." Naruto thought out loud.
"Hehe. I think they needed some alone time." Jiraiya laughed.
"Hey!" Someone called from behind them. Everyone stopped in their tracks and turned. Zabuza and Haku were standing there. Zabuza was in his regular clothes and Haku was wearing a purple kimono with a light blue flower pattern and he also had bright pink lipstick on with blue eyeshadow.
"Oh, hey!" Sakura greeted the couple.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Itachi mumbled.
"We were wondering if we could stay at one of your guys place?" Zabuza asked. Everyone gave a 'Are you serious? Cause we have no room left in that poor house...' look.
"Sure..." Jiraiya said and gave a hand motion to follow. Sakura glared at the man for inviting more people in the stuffed house.
The door opened silently and the house was silent and dark. Everyone rushed in and the pervert closed the door behind him.
"Owww! Sai you stepped on my foot!" Naruto complained.
"Shhh. Don't wake the love birds!" The Super perv thought over what he just said. "Never mind, their not sleeping. Go and be loud, we know their not sleeping." Jiraiya said and flopped on the couch, getting ready for bed.
"So, wait. You guys are all living together?" Haku asked.
"Yea. For now." Sakura said and told everyone good night and slapped Naruto in the back of the head for being loud. "Come on you rambunctious boys!" Sakura whispered and chased them up stairs. But Naruto escaped by sliding down the railing of the stairs.
"Should we tell Kakashi and Minato about Zabuza and Haku?" Naruto asked with Sakura coming up behind him.
"Nah. They'll find out in the morning." Jiraiya yawned and stretched out on the couch.
"Where do I sleep?" Itachi asked looking around.
"Wait. What about us?" Zabuza asked looking the pervert.
"Itachi you can sleep out here with me and I think there's more blankets in the closet for you two." Jiraiya said and got up to get the bedding.
After the pervert was done setting up the two-floor beds in the living room, the pervert crashed on the couch. Itachi fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow and Zabuza and Haku cuddled up next to each other.
"Oh, Haku, you're so cute." Zabuza sighed in the dark. Jiraiyas eyes shot open and he got up.
"Jiraiya?" Haku called out.
"Just got to take a tinkle." The pervert said and walked up stairs and walked into the bathroom. He dropped his pants and pulled out his penis.
"Owww..." Jiraiya said and bite his lip. "Damn..." The pervert said as he peed. After he was done he shut the door quietly, but heard a noise down the hall.
"Damn kids. Don't know when to be quiet." The pervert walked over to the kids room, but it was silent. He looked over across the hall to the master bedroom.
"Ohhhh no..." The pervert placed his ear on the door and heard heavy panting and moaning with a bed squeak here and there.
"Oh...yesss...come on bone daddy...show me how you do it..." Kakashi panted. A whip cream can was heard hitting the floor.
"Come here you naughty boy..." Minato demanded.
"Oh sweet Jimmy Carter..." The Super perv muffled a laugh and ran down stairs.
"Wahaahaa!" The pervert couldn't hold it in and collapsed on the kitchen table, bursting with laughter. He held his side and laid back down on the couch.
"...Haku..." Zabuza was making out with his lover.
"Are you fucking serious?" Jiraiya mumbled to himself and closed his eyes with a sigh. "Seems like it just got a lot gayer in here...I think I need a drink..." The poor pervert wondered when a hot, sexy, female would walk in and make love with him, but till then he was stuck with all the bromance.
That night lovers were falling in love all over again. And for the new lovers...well, falling in love was the best feeling in the world for them. The night was clear and the stars bright, but not so silent...
Wow, that chapter felt like it took forever. I feel sorry for the pervert in this chapter. A hangover, kick to the balls, yea he's had one hell of a day... Anyways, next chapter, the character I let you guys pick will appear in! Oh, and next time I won't tell you guys when there's a sexy sex scene. Wellp, one last thing to do, R+R .