Ch.88: Bored Dannys Are Not Good
Danny leaned back and enjoyed the furious and frightened screams he received. The only thing happening in the Watchtower (except in Batman's room, of course, where Danny was hanging) was chaos and this pleased the child. It pleased him very much.
Batman looked up from where he was working when he heard the shrieks.
"Danny…"
"…I didn't do it…?"
30 Minutes Earlier
Leaguers walked around Danny, not daring to come within a five foot radius of him. The child's hair was messier than usual. One eye was twitching. His neck, hands, and feet continued to twitch in time with his eye. His smile was strained, showing off some baby teeth. Overall, he looked crazed. The Joker kind of crazed.
Which could only mean one. Thing.
He was bored.
Flash, in pity, decided to see if he could help. Carefully, he neared the nine-year-old. "Hey Danny…"
"HI FLASH!"
The speedster completely forgot what he was doing when that grin turned to him. He screamed and, quickly as he could, ran to the Zeta-beams. Panicking, he pressed the buttons a few dozen before the light beamed throughout the tunnel and he practically jumped into the opening.
Danny continued to cackle madly to himself. He got up, making a bunch of Leaguers jump back, and began waddling down the hall. The Leaguers gave each other panicked looks before silently agreeing.
"BATMAN, SAVE US!"
Danny continued to cackle to himself as he walked up to one of the many doors. He easily hacked into the pad and opened the door. He waltzed in and began looking around the room. He bounced over to the worktable and scanned it with his bloodshot eyes. They locked onto one, white tube.
"OOO~!"
Danny reached out and took the tube of glue from the desk (DUN DUN DUN~!).
Holding the tube, the child felt empowered. It was a glorious feeling.
One evil cackle rang out through the Watchtower, followed by a cliché thunder-clack.
…
"BATMAN!"
Danny exited the room and began bouncing up and down the hallway. He was continually pressing the bottle and glue was going everywhere. Any Leaguers that saw him screamed and ran away. The child used the glue to write 'THE WATCHTOWER WILL BURN!' on the wall before he phased into the floor and flew to the Zeta-Portals. He dumped a good portion of the glue on the controls, jamming them. The panel sparked before fizzling out.
Danny continued to chuckle to himself insanely. He flew to the main computer used for communication with earth before dumping more glue on that too. He was laughing loudly again when something so tragic but inexplicably miraculous happened.
The glue ran out.
Danny teared up instantly and his lip quivered. He began sobbing as he dropped the empty glue bottle on the ground. He put his hands to his face as he began walking down the hall, still sobbing into his hands. He was just passing a storage closet when it mysteriously opened. Danny peeked his head in, tears still running down his face. He immediately gasped in a pleasant surprise at what he saw.
Glue. Lots of it. A few hundred bottles just sitting there, untouched.
Mysteriously (again), a mop fell over.
"THE COMMUNICATIONS ARE JAMMED TOO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" Vigilante yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW! USE YOUR BRAIN OR WE'RE ALL SCREWED!" Red Arrow yelled at him.
Zatanna began hyperventilating. Huntress immediately slapped her and shook her. "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, WOMAN!"
"There is one person we need…" Green Lantern said. Everyone gave each other a look.
"BATMAN!"
The Dark Knight turned his death metal up higher to drown out the Leaguers screams and the pounding on his door. (Yeah, thanks for nothing, Bats...)
Things were mysteriously glued to the wall. People's shampoo was being swapped out with glue. Food was being covered in glue. Faucets were being clogged with glue. Vending machines were filled with glue bottles. Escape pods were glued to the station.
If they didn't know any better, the Leaguers would think that everything was turning. To. Glue.
But, in reality, an evil nine-year-old was running around the complex and was eliminating things they needed to survive and any escape routes, as well.
All in all, it was hell.
"Danny…"
"…I didn't do it…?"
ON THE FLOOR~!
Kadzait: Please please don't sing IceJJFish around me!
WHEN I SEE THAT RED LIGHT, ALL I KNOW IS GO~!
Kadzait: You don't even LIKE that song!
No I do not! ON THE FLOOR~!
Reviews:
YumiStar: Yeah, no kidding. XD
KainVixenheim: I'm special like that. XD Don't worry. I'll do CPR if I have to! (Kadzait: You don't know CPR! Me: Shhhhhhhh-!)
Anime Hotty Lover. 18: We all know what you meant. XD
BringbackDannyPhantom: Nah, the Bat-Family's just to scary to take on. XD YOU EXPLAIN IT TO DANNY! ... WAIT, NEVERMIND! DON'T DO THAT! XDD
Suntan140: I might do something similar. Danny can find the Playboy stations. XD
Vice Versa: The Leaguers must not have that book... Neither do I...
GuardianWitchDemiGhost: Thank you thank you! Glad you enjoyed! XD
Scheffelman: I'm getting to her! :D
JP-Rider: So. Many. Requests. *faints* XD
heofBOOYAH: Both: *blush furiously*
Scarlet3008: Does this chapter count as messing with the League? XD