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Chapter 7
The air was thick and muggy, a promise for another fervent day. There was no wind or breeze found and fans were already turning on. The sun was already peeking over the tree tops and the tiny house was silent. But the outside world was already bustling with commotion.
Down stairs the wonderful Super perv was half way on the couch and the other on the wooden floor. His legs and ass was sprawled out on the couch while his upper half was resting on the floor with his pillow. His chin was on the floor where he drooled a little puddle and snored lightly. Itachi was at the end of the couch on the floor covered in blankets. His crow black hair was messed up and he had his eyes closed slightly. A peaceful slumber that almost made him look dead.
On the other side of the coffee table laid the two new lovers. Zabuza and Haku was wrapped up in each others embrace. Zabuza was snoring here and there while spooning his love. Haku was asleep with a smile on his face from last nights make out session.
Up stairs in the guest room Sakura was stretched out on the bed wide awake. She was plotting a fool-proof plan on how to get Sasuke. She wasn't about to let anyone take her man away from her. Not even Naruto. On the other side of the curtain Naruto was spooning his lover. Sasuke was asleep and had his lovers face buried in his neck. The slow breathing of Naruto was like a lullaby for him.
Naruto had Sai spooning him from behind, but didn't care much when he had Sasuke near. Sai was awake and giving Sasuke the death stare. He was plotting a plan on how to get Naruto all to himself, but it wasn't going to be easy with Uchiha Sasuke around.
In the master bedroom, all was finally quiet. The sun was peeking in and Kakashi was on his bare stomach sleeping heavily from all the excitement last night. The not so pure sheets anymore were on the floor covered in whip cream and something that looked like chocolate syrup that you would use on ice cream. Empty cans of whip cream were scattered all over the floor and bed, with only two bottles of empty chocolate syrup bottles laying on the floor. Minato was on the other side of the bed all sprawled out, letting everything hang out.
He was covered in whip cream and syrup, like he had a battle with a banana split ice cream. He was completely out of it, till of course he flipped over and missed the bed completely and fell face first onto the cold floor. A loud thud noise was heard, but it didn't stir his lover up at all. Minato got up and looked around groggily.
"Damn..." Minato sighed. He grabbed the bed and hoisted himself up. He stretched and yawned then studied his surroundings. The bed was destroyed and the sheets would have to be thrown out. The rooms walls and floors could use a good scrubbing. The pillows were smudged with some syrup and his poor lover had syrup and whip cream in his messed up hair with chocolate hand prints on his ass cheeks to his face.
Minato sighed in silent and looked at his body that was covered with last nights delight. He slid the door open without looking to see if anyone was up and walked into the bathroom. Minato went into the tub room to only curse himself out. The room was a disaster. The tub still had last nights bathing water in it with empty whip cream cans floating around and deluded whip cream on the water's edge. The white tile floors and walls were smudged with syrup as well.
"..." Minato was speechless. He applauded himself for giving only the best to his lover, but it was always the house or the furniture that got the brutal end of the deal. Minato knew Kakashi would make him clean all of this up, since it was his idea. Minato decided to start cleaning up with himself. He was covered in it from head to toe.
Back in the master bedroom Kakashi groaned as the sun hit his face and cracked an eye open. He slowly got up and looked around the room. A total mess and no Minato. Kakashi knew he must of ran off after seeing this wreck.
"I'll make him clean it...it was his idea after all." Kakashi thought and slowly got up, but his body ached from all the new movements of last night. The bed squeaked and Kakashi looked down at the sheets that they just got a month ago. Kakashi sighed and thought they must throw out another sheet set from them over doing it again.
"What am I going to do with him?" Kakashi asked himself and then it hit him. The bathroom. "Ohh...crap..." Kakashi grabbed a pair of his lovers boxers and pulled them on without thinking and made a dash for the bathroom. Kakashi saw the light on and cursed himself out for leaving it a mess and if that Jiraiya perv saw it...well he would never hear the end of it. Kakashi ripped the sliding door open to see Minato washing his face. Kakashi sighed in relief and leaned on the side of the door frame.
"Hmm?" Minato looked over at his lover. "Well, well. Look who got up on their own this time." Minato teased with a smile.
"How's the bathroom?" Kakashi asked as he walked past him to the tub room.
"Umm...well let's say it needs some TLC." Minato sighed as he washed off the syrup with a washcloth. Kakashi opened the door and went wide-eyed.
"Oh my..." It was all he could get out. "I didn't know we went that hard." Kakashi told himself and closed the door.
"Well...I know I have to clean it...all by my lonesome self." Minato sighed and wrapped his arms around Kakashis neck to give him a quick peck on the cheek.
"Minato. Don't let anyone use the tub." Kakashi ordered.
"Hehe. I won't." Minato chuckled and opened the door. "Oh, and by the way. Nice shorts." Minato winked and gave his signature smirk. Kakashi looked down to see that he was wearing Minatos navy boxers that said 'Enter package here' with an arrow pointing towards a mailbox that was on his butt. Kakashi ran his hand through his messy hair and felt something sticky and wet. Kakashi groaned and didn't want to see what was on his hands or in his hair.
"Kakashiiii! Come here!" Minato called out to his lover. Kakashi washed his hands and looked up in the mirror to see his face covered in syrup hand prints and whip cream smudges.
"Really?" Kakashi sighed and walked off towards the master bedroom from where Minato called him. Kakashi walked in to see Minato naked and frustrated.
"What's wrong love?" Kakashi asked as he came up behind his man and wrapped his arms around his waist. Minato placed his hands on his lovers and looked around the room.
"How did we do this?" Minato wondered and rested on his lover.
"I honestly don't know." Kakashi said with his eyes closed, refusing to see the room.
"We need to clean up the place today." Minato told his lover.
"And go shopping. We're bare on food and you used up all the whip cream last night." Kakashi reminded him.
"Ehh...you liked it though..." Minato groaned and looked grim. "I hate shopping..."
"Bring the kids along." Kakashi said as he started picking up clothing and whip cream cans.
"Or we can make Jiraiya and the kids go while we clean up." Minato thought out loud. Kakashi glared at the man.
"No. You know what they would buy." Kakashi growled at his lover.
"Ok, ok...we make the kids clean the bathroom and when their done we can all go shopping." Minato told his love. Kakashi was already done picking up everything and was now stripping the bed of its stained sheets.
"Whatever floats your boat..." Kakashi said with a small wave of his hand.
"You float my boat, Kakashi baby." Minato came back at him.
"You can paddle it too if you want." Kakashi told his lover.
"I'll backstroke that bitch." Minato smirked a toothy smile and made Kakashi roll his eyes at his strange lover. Minato changed into some boxers that were purple with bright green words that said 'Kakashi's Property' and dashed down stairs to make himself some coffee.
Minato opened the back door to let in to fresh air and started to heat up some water over the stove. He could hear the pervert snore and chuckled. Minato peeked into the main room to see if his master fell off the couch again, but spotted something strange. There were two beds on the floor. Minato pondered a little to himself. He knew Itachi was here and the pervert slept down stairs...
"Hmm." Minato wandered into the living room a little and spotted Zabuzas sword leaning against the wall. Minato did a little 'of course' smile and then left to the kitchen. He wasn't going to tell his love just yet, for he was scared that Kakashi would have a heart attack. Minato poured some coffee and took it black. A stumbling sound came from above and a groggily Sasuke came walking down the stairs.
"Well good morning Sasuke. Had a good time at the festival?" Minato asked the bed head boy who was wearing only black boxers.
"Your son did..." Sasuke said in a matter of fact voice. Minato swallowed a laugh with a gulp of coffee and was able to pull out a 'Uh hu.'
"Coffee?" Minato offered.
"No." Sasuke looked in all the cabinets for a breakfast food, but found nothing. Sasuke sighed and sat down at the table with a cup of coffee.
"Thought you didn't want any." Minato looked up and asked.
"There's no food. What do you expect me to eat?" Sasuke told the relaxed Minato who was leaning against the counter. Minato looked up towards the stairs real quick and turned around to pull out a box of hidden Pop-tarts.
"Shh. Don't tell Kakashi." Minato told the boy and handed the box over. Sasuke ripped open the box of blueberry Pop-tarts and pulled a shine package out.
"If you mind, I got to go clean my room now." Minato dashed up stairs with his cup of coffee.
Sasuke was enjoying his moment of silents and his Pop-tarts, but he knew it was all too good to be true. A loud and sudden 'THUD' came from up stairs.
"Narutoo!" Sakura yelled and the boy came darting down the stairs.
"I don't even know, Sakura!" Naruto yelled back at the hissing she-wolf. Sai stumbled down the stairs in his every day clothes and sat down at the table.
"Hey, Sasuke!" Naruto cheered.
"What was all that about?" Sasuke asked the boys as he finished up his Pop-tart.
"Sakura thought we did something to you." Sai explained briefly.
"She woke up on the wrong side of the bed you could say." Naruto huffed and sat down.
"So what's for breakfast?" Sai asked the black-haired prince.
"Pop-tarts." Sasuke pointed to the box.
"Your brother didn't cook this time?" Naruto said grim. Sasuke glared at his lover. "I love your brothers sausage." Naruto fantasized over that grease pile of meat.
"So does Sasuke." Sai mumbled. Sasuke gave them the death glare and threw his wrapper at Narutos head.
"What was that for?" Naruto asked and threw it back playfully.
"Don't talk about my brother." Sasuke growled.
"You mean your brothers sausage." Sai faked a smile. Sasuke glared daggers. "You know you liked it. Any you want some more of it." Sai kept teasing. Sasuke gripped the coffee cup so hard that it was starting to crack.
"Sai, maybe you should stop. Hehe..." Naruto told the boy.
"Hey, guys..." Sakura mumbled and looked around the room. "No amazing breakfast this time?" Sakura asked.
"No, nope, Pop-tarts." Naruto said and grabbed one.
"Aren't these Kakashis?" Sakura wondered.
"Yea...don't tell him." Sasuke told everyone. Everyone had their mouthes full of Pop-tarts and just nodded. A rustling noise came from the living room and Jiraiya walked in half asleep.
"You look like a train wreak." Sai said bluntly. The pervert ignored the boy and got himself some coffee and snagged a Pop-tart from his student.
"Hey, hey! That's mine pervy sage!" Naruto yelled at his master. But the pervert didn't seem to hear the boy and sat down across from him.
"You look like a zombie." Sakura said and took another bite of her stolen Pop-tart.
"I just need my coffee..." The Super perv pointed out. Minato came down the stairs in a flash and was now wearing regular clothes.
"Hey kids! Had fun last night?" Minato asked all perky and washed out his empty coffee cup.
"Oto-san! We need food." Naruto told his dad.
"I know...we're all going to go shopping in like an hour or so." Minato walked over and stole half of Pop-tart from his son.
"Damn it! Why does everyone keep taking my food?!" Naruto yelled and shoved the rest of it in his mouth before someone else could snag the rest.
"What do you guys want for dinner tonight?" Minato asked the kids and pervert.
"Ramen!" Naruto yelled with his mouth full.
"Naruto, stop talking with your mouth full!" Minato demanded.
"I wouldn't mind some leek stew." Sakura voted.
"I think Sasuke wants some more of his brothers sausage." Sai said bluntly.
"That's it!" Sasuke threw his coffee cup at the boy, but Sai dogged it. Sasuke then got up quickly and the chair he was in flipped over. Sasuke tackled Sai to the floor, but Sai dashed again and painted some wolves to attack the Uchiha boy. The wolfs lifted from the scroll and came to life which pounced on the raven haired boy, but Sasuke used his chidori to make them nothing more than ink on the floor. Sai and Sasuke then ran towards each other all full speed. Ready to kill each other.
"Guuhh!"
"Ghh!" Sai and Sasuke grunted as a sturdy hand stopped both of them at the same time. Minato stood in the middle of the pissed off and irritated boys.
"No fighting in the house." Minato ordered. "Now make up you two. Or I'll make you." Minato was dead serious about it. Sai got chills and Sasuke felt his body get stiff.
"Oh. I never seen oto-san so serious." Naruto mumbled to himself.
"Really? It's kinda scary." Sakura said to Naruto.
"Minato, stop scaring the kids." Jiraiya told his student.
"What is going on down here?!" Kakashi asked as he stepped down from the last step of the stairs.
"Nothing. Just a petty fight." Minato told his love and released the boys. Sai walked off into the living room and Sasuke walked out the back door to sit on the small deck. Kakashi looked at one boy to the other.
"I see." Kakashi thought. "Well I'm done with the bedroom." The Super perv looked at the silver-haired man and saw the chocolate hand prints on his body.
"Oh...my god..." Jiraiya mumbled and took a bite of his Pop-tart.
"Kakashi? What happened to you?" Sakura asked her master. Kakashi looked confused, but then remembered.
"Ohh. Well you see...I kinda...umm..." Kakashi tried to think up an excuse, but nothing came to his mind.
"We played with some paint and played a game called...ninja...?" Minato tried to make up an excuse for his lover, but failed. In reality they played dirty twister with syrup and whip cream. Jiraiya laughed and choked on his Pop-tart.
"Whoa, oto-san. You guys have some really fucked up sex games." Naruto told his dad.
"Cough, cough...yea, really..." Jiraiya agreed with the boy.
"You guys are sick." Sakura said and left the kitchen towards the living room.
"Anyways...You guys are lucky that I stopped you before you broke something. But for your punishment...you two will have to clean the bathroom." Minato demanded with crossed arms.
"Hahaa!" Jiraiya laughed at the two boys. Kakashi looked at the table and went wide-eyed.
"You guys ate my Pop-tarts!?" Kakashi asked. Everyone looked at the silver-haired prince.
"Umm...yea." Naruto said as he tossed the empty box away.
"That's it! Everyone who had a Pop-tart, cleans the bathroom!" Kakashi said in a pissed off tone. Jiraiya shoved the rest in his mouth and left the kitchen, ignoring what he was ordered to do.
"NOW!" Kakashi shouted. Naruto, Sai, Sasuke, and Jiraiya ran upstairs and into the bathroom. They all remembered the last time Kakashi got this pissed off. It wasn't a pretty sight, so they decided to listen to him this time.
The boys all entered the bathroom to find it a complete mess of whip cream and chocolate syrup.
"Wahahaahaa! Damn Minato!" The pervert roared with laughter.
"Oh...shit." Sasuke looked wide-eyed at the room as he vowed to never eat another Pop-tart ever again.
"Oto-san!" Naruto called looking horrendous at the chaos.
"I hate my life." Sai gave a fake smile. Minato walked in with a bucket filled with cleaning supplies.
"Here you boys go. You're going to need this." Minato told them and smirked.
"What, no bleach?" Sasuke asked.
"Yea, we need about a whole galen." Sai told the blond man.
"Boys, even bleach couldn't save this room." Jiraiya said.
"This sucks! Why do we have to clean up your gay asses mess?!" Naruto asked steamed.
"You should have been sneaker with the Pop-tarts." Minato said and turned around to leave. "And one more thing."
"What?!" Naruto growled.
"After you're done, get ready to leave for the grocery store." Minato said and left.
"Damn." Jiraiya said and picked up a scrub brush. "Here!" The pervert tossed the brush to his student.
"What the hell?!" Naruto huffed and started to scrub the floor. Everyone started to clean, but Jiraiya looked around and then at a big pink bottle.
"Hmm?" Jiraiya picked it up and it read, Tons Of Fun Bubbles, REALLY Bubbly for LOTS of Fun! NEW! Strawberry scented! WARNING: Really bubbly, do not dump the whole bottle into tub at once. It could become too much fun for you to handle. Use only the lid for a guide, fill lid up to rim and dump in the tub. All you need. NO MORE.
"Hehehe." Jiraiya chuckled and undid the lid."Hey, kids! I have a better way of cleaning." He held up the pink bottle with a smirk. Everyone smiled.
"Ok, Sai, fill the tub up with new water and make sure it's warm! Naruto, Sasuke. Tie those sponges to your feet." Jiraiya ordered.
"Yea!" Everyone listened to the pervert. The tub was overflowing with warm water and the pervert held the bottle over the tub. He looked at the two boys with sponges on their feet.
"Ready?" The pervert asked.
"Yea,yup!" Naruto said eagerly.
"This is stupid." Sasuke said bluntly.
"Phh. My ideas are brilliant. Like the Jell-O pool." The pervert chuckled. "Remember that Naruto?"
"Fuhaha! Yea! That was awesome!" Naruto laughed at the memories.
"Anyways... Here we go!" Jiraiya dumped the bottle of bubble soap into the tub. The bubbles started to form in the water and overflow the tub. The bubbles leaked out of the tub and onto the tile floor. Naruto slid his spongy feet across the floor in to the bubbles. Naruto started to slide along the floor like he was ice skating.
"Whoa! This is bitch'en!" Naruto said sliding from one side of the room to the other. Sasuke had his arms crossed and sliding along with Naruto.
"We'll have this room cleaned in no time!" The perv said and tossed the empty bottle into the tub that was now covered in bubbles. Some of the bubbles were lifting and floating upwards into the air, but some found their way outside by the open window.
"Is it just me or is it getting crowded in here?" Sai asked as he looked at the half covered bubble room.
"You're just claustrophobic." The pervert told the boy and slid along with the other two.
"Hey, Naruto. Wanna fight?" Sasuke asked his lover.
"You mean wrestle?" Naruto asked with a smirk.
"No." Sasuke smiled back. "You're so weird." Sasuke pushed his lover and Naruto slid into Sai.
"Oh my!" Sai said as he caught his lover. "You fall into my arms once more my love." Sai stroked his blond lovers cheek.
"Ghaa! Get off of me Sai!" Naruto demanded.
"Shh." Sai placed a finger over Narutos lips. "You're so noise..." Sai leaned in closer to his lovers face. Narutos eyes widened. Sasuke turned to see his lover being held by his new enemy. Sasuke started to slid over to where his beloved was. Jiraiya passed by and tripped over his Narutos foot.
"Whoa!" Jiraiya tripped and was sent flying into the Uchiha boy.
"Ugg!" Sasuke fell flat on his ass from the flying pervert.
"Damn..." The Super perv got up slowly, but fell back down. "Damn it!" Jiraiya cursed. Sasuke looked up to see his lover lip locked with Sai.
"Mmmuuuu!" Naruto was muffled by Sais kiss.
"SAI!" Sasuke yelled and ripped the sponges off his feet and rushed towards the boy at full speed. Sai broke the kiss and gripped his lover tighter and dashed out of the room into the hallway. Sasuke followed, but covered in bubbles and blood in his eyes.
"Sai! Let me go!" Naruto demanded. Kakashi and Minato walked out of the master bedroom to be greeted by the three boys.
"You better not be fighting." Minato said sternly.
"Umm. No?" Naruto gave a fake toothy smile.
"I'm not buying it." Kakashi told the bubbled covered boy. "You guys done with the bathroom?" Kakashi asked as he walked over to the door.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Sai told his teacher.
"Why?" Kakashi asked as he grabbed the handle.
"Don't tell me you guys used the bubbles!" Minato said in shock.
"W-what?!" Kakashi asked with wide eyes. "How much did you use?!" The boys looked worried and were all quiet.
"The whole bottle?" Naruto said with another fake smile. "Hehe."
"..." Kakashi looked at Minato and the both went to the door.
"We open it on the count of three." Minato told his lover and Kakashi gave a nod back.
"I'll kill you later for that, Sai." Sasuke promised and ripped Naruto out of his hands. Sasuke had Naruto in a tight embrace.
"Oh, Sasuke. Be gentle." Naruto joked. Sasuke sighed and let his lover go. THUD.
"Ow!" Naruto was on the floor.
"Gahh!" The Super perv busted out of the bathroom door covered in bubbles. "Bathrooms done."
"Not as bubbly as I thought..." Kakashi said as he looked around the bathroom.
"Well. Not what I expected, but at least it's clean." Minato said as he walked in to see all the smudges gone, but what replaced them was bubbles that smelt of strawberries.
"We can just turn on the shower for a while and that should do the trick." Kakashi told his love. "Plus, I kinda need one."
"But, Kakashi baby. I like you dirty." Minato wrapped his arms around his lovers waist and pulled him close.
"Yup, too gay." Jiraiya said and left the room to go get ready for shopping.
"Oh, Minato, stop teasing me." Kakashi told his love with a hidden blush.
"Blah!" Naruto said and stuck his tongue out while pointing at his mouth. "You guys are way too affectionate." Naruto got up and left with Sai tagging along and Sasuke left to get ready for the day.
After Kakashi was done with his shower, everyone done getting dressed, and was awake, they all met down stairs. Zabuza and Haku were sitting near the small table drinking some tea.
"So how did you two meet again?" The strawberry smelling Jiraiya asked, who was sitting on the couch with Sakura next to him and Naruto on the other.
"Well you see.." Haku started their story as Minato and Kakashi came down stairs.
"I really don't think we need ranch, Minato." Kakashi was have a discussion about something with his lover when they entered the living room.
"Think about it, babe. Ranch is the new chocolate syrup." Minato tried to persuade his lover. Kakashi just looked at him with the 'You're not going to drop this till we get a bottle and try it, aren't you?' look. "You can eat carrots with it." Minato smirked. Kakashi sighed and finally gave in.
"Fine. Whatever." Kakashi said with a small wave.
"Yesss!" Minato fist pumped the air.
"Oh, hello Minato, Kakashi!" Haku greeted cheerfully. Kakashi turned and went wide-eyed.
"Hello Haku, Zabuza!" Minato have a small wave.
"Z-Zabuza? Haku?" Kakashi asked. "When did you get here?!"
"Since last night." Zabuza told the silver-haired man. "I didn't know you guys were staying here too."
"Last night? S-staying?!" Kakashi asked, getting weak in the knees.
"Actually...we live here. Haha." Minato chuckled and rubbed the back of his head.
"So...how long you staying?" Jiraiya asked the couple.
"Yes, how long?" Kakashi asked.
"I say about...I don't really know." Zabuza told the group of people in the room.
"That's just peachy." Jiraiya mumbled.
"..." Kakashi sighed heavily and ran his fingers through his still damp hair.
"We have to go shopping and that means everyone." Minato was looking at Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke.
"If everyones ready...then we can go." Itachi said as he pulled over a shirt.
"Is that my shirt?" Sasuke asked his brother.
"Yes, I had no extra clothes and I thought I might be able to fit into yours." Itachi told his little brother. "It's so nice to have a little brother to borrow clothes from." Itachi told everyone. Sasuke clenched his teeth together and his body stiffened. Naruto could feel him next to him and wrapped his arms around his lover and kissed Sasukes neck gently. Sasuke eased up a bit and sighed. Naruto smiled and knew he was the only one who could do that to him. Sakura bite her lower lip at seeing Naruto cuddle up with her man. Sai silently was biting his inner cheek and plotting a plan to get rid of Sasuke.
"Ok, let's go shopping kids!" Minato called as he opened the front door.
At the store that was called 'Muchie Muchie Lot', Minato was pushing a small cart and Kakashi was walking next to him. Itachi was looking around at the huge store that seemed to never end. The kids were in awe at the store.
"This place is awesome!" Naruto said looking around.
"Ok, you guys are allowed to get three edible items. That's it." Kakashi was laying the rules down.
"Kakashi baby, do you have the list?" Minato asked his lover sweetly. Jiraiya smirked devilishly and walked off towards the magazines and books.
"Here." Kakashi whipped out a small piece of paper and Minato took it.
"Hey, hey, where did that pervy sage go to?" Naruto looked around.
"I think he left to do his own thing." Minato told his son as he read through the list. "You forgot ranch sauce, babe." Minato told his lover.
"That's ok, you remembered it." Kakashi said and grabbed a bag of baby carrots.
"See ya oto-san!" Naruto called and dashed off to get his three items. Everyone left to go do their own thing and the love birds were left alone.
"Don't forget the barbecue sauce my love." Minato told his prince and Kakashi sighed.
"What kind?" Kakashi asked as they walked down the breakfast aisle.
"Something with honey in it. Or sweet." Minato told his love. Kakashi grabbed a box of blueberry Pop-tarts and tossed them in.
"Kakashi, babe..." Minato sighed and face palmed himself. Kakashi looked confused and looked at his lover for an answer.
"We have a house full of boys...and Sakura. They will devourer that box in like ten seconds." Minato explained.
"What? I'll hide them." Kakashi said as he walked over to the coffee and grabbed a can. Minato sighed and walked over to the shelves that held the multi flavored Pop-tarts. Minato stretched his arm out and scooped over twenty to thirty boxes of Pop-tarts into the cart.
"There we go! Now we're ready for breakfast." Minato gave his signature smirk and winked hat his lover. Kakashi was shocked.
"Do we really need THAT many, my love?!" Kakashi asked.
"This is young men we're talking about here." Minato told his lover and started to push the cart to the next aisle.
"Whatever..." Kakashi shrugged and tossed the coffee in the Pop-tart filled cart.
Itachi walked up to the couple with his arms full of ingredients, like baking powder, random spices, eggs, bread crumbs, sweet and sour sauce, flour, and other stuff.
"Umm..Itachi?" Minato wondered what it was all for. Itachi dropped it all into the cart and held up two huge boxes of sausages.
"Hell yea!" Minato cheered. Kakashi rolled his eyes at his strange lover.
On the other side of the store Jiraiya, Naruto, and Sasuke were looking at books and magazines. Jiraiya was flipping through a slim magazine with tons of pictures and it was called 'Butter MY Biscuit' with a blond girl on it in a baby pink swim suit. She was jumping in the air and her boobs looked like they were about to fall out of her top and she looked about fifteen years old. Naruto glared at his teacher.
"Nasty furui hentai." Naruto mumbled under his breath. But the pervert heard him.
"What?!" The Super perv yelled. "Stop calling me that, you brat!" He demanded.
"You're the one looking at shodaku nenrei-ni tasshiteinai kodomo girls (Jailbait)!" Naruto pointed out and Sasuke held back a laugh.
"She is not! She's probably eighteen..." Jiraiya grumbled and went back to looking at the pictures with a giggle.
"Phh. Pervert." Naruto mumbled and turned to his lover.
"C'mon you moron. Let's go get some food." Sasuke smirked lightly. They walked down the pasta aisle and Naruto grabbed an arm full of instant ramen cuts. Sasuke shook his head.
"You need to eat better things than just ramen Naruto." Sasuke lectured his lover.
"Don't worry Sasuke darling! I eat my meat too." Naruto smirked. Sasuke sighed.
"Never mind." Sasuke told his love and picked out his items.
In a couple of aisles over Sakura and Sai were picking out their food items.
"What sounds better, Sai? The egg and strawberry mix juice or the banana and steak drink?" Sakura asked the boy.
"To be honest. They both sound disgusting." Sai smirked a fake smile. Sakura looked at the boy and smiled.
"Yea they do. Haha." Sakura chuckled. "But I need to stay slim for Sasuke."
"Sasuke? Ph!" Sai made a disgusted face. "He always seems to get in the way."
"Get in the way?" Sakura asked.
"Sasuke is always in my way when I try to get Naruto my love all to myself." Sai said sternly.
"Oh." Sakura said with a 'Oh brother' expression. Then a thought hit her.
"Um. So you love Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"Yes." Sai said.
"And you would do anything to get him all to yourself?" Sakura asked with a smile.
"Yes." Sai told her again.
"Hehe. Well I was trying to get Sasuke all to myself as well, but Naruto seemed to keep getting in my way." Sakura told the boy.
"I see. So you want me to split Naruto up with Sasuke so you can get Sasuke and I can get Naruto?" Sai asked.
"Yes! I mean...yes that is what I meant." Sakura was excited and couldn't wait to get her man finally.
"So what's the plan?" Sai asked the girl.
In the next row over the new couple were picking out some seafood.
"Haku...I don't think we should get the really spicy shrimp like last time. My ass is still on fire from shitting that stuff." Zabuza tried to change his lovers mind.
"Nope. We're getting spicy." Haku smirked his innocence and grabbed a family size box. Zabuza sighed and gave up.
"Whatever, I'm not eating it." Zabuza said and grabbed a bag of chips that were called 'Zesty'n Fresh'.
"You shouldn't eat thoughts consistently. You could get a heart attack from them." Haku told his lover.
"You worry too much." He told his lover.
"What would I do if you died?" Haku asked the man.
"You could go after younger men." Zabuza told his man.
"So you don't mind if younger and hornier men came after me?" Haku asked with a smile.
"..."
"Exactly." He turned and his pink dress swoosh passed Zabuza, leaving a sweet flower scent behind.
About seven hours later the main opened the house door and stumbled in with bags full of food. Kakashi dropped the bags down on the table and started sorting through them. Minato, Jiraiya, Itachi, and Zabuza were in the living room talking about having a guise night out.
"Where would you like all these Pop-tarts Kakashi?" Sakura asked as she counted a total of twenty-seven boxes.
"Umm...just put them in that cabinet over there." Kakashi told the girl.
"What about this bag of whip cream?" Sai asked looking into the bag that was overflowing with cans.
"I'll take care of that Sai." Kakashi told his student. Minato walked in and smirked. Kakashi was already worried.
"Ok, so we decided that the adults should go out to eat and drink a bit." Minato told his silver-haired prince and wrapped his arms around Kakashis waist.
"What about the kids?" Kakashi asked, worried about his precious house.
"Don't worry my sexy little bunny. If they did destroy our love nest...well I would make sure they would buy us a new one." Minato smirked.
"Ok, ok." Kakashi gave in to his darling.
"Great! I'll tell the kids we're leaving and you should get ready my love." Minato dashed upstairs. Kakashi went back to putting food away and Haku entered the kitchen with two more bags.
"Where should I put all this ranch and barbecue sauce at?" Haku asked the silver-haired man.
"I'll take care of that." Kakashi told the cross dresser.
"You guys sure do like your whip cream." Haku told the man. Kakashi did a hidden blush.
"Yes, we do...hehe." Kakashi did a slight chuckle and Minato jumped from the last step on to the floor.
"Is that our mail?" Minato asked his lover as he pointed to the envelops on the table.
"Yea...I haven't had time to look at it." Kakashi told his lover and finished up. Minato grabbed the mail and looked through it. It was all junk mail, like 'Meet locale MEN in your town!', or 'Check out the strip club down town!', but one caught his eye. It had Narutos name on it and it looked hand written with a paw print on the back to seal it up.
"What's this?" Minato wondered and started to open it slowly.
"Minato!" Kakashi cough his lover.
"What? I was just joking!" Minato smirked. Kakashi dared daggers at his love. Minato sighed and stopped.
"NARUTO! Get you're skinny ass down here!" Minato called. Some footsteps were heard up in the guest room and some muffled talking. Naruto dashed down the steps and almost into his father.
"What is it oto-san?" Naruto asked confused.
"This came in for you." Minato handed over the mail.
"A letter? Who is it from?" Naruto opened it and read the letter and gave a shock expression. "Oh my gosh!"
"What?" Minato asked his son.
"I can't explain! I have to go save Kiba!" Naruto dashed up stairs.
"Hmm. My boy all grown up and saving people." Minato smirked. "Brings a tear to my eye."
"Let's go love." Kakashi told his man and all the adults left the house.
Up stairs Naruto told Sasuke, Sakura, Sai about Kiba.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Sakura demanded and everyone nodded in agreement. Team 7 dashed out the door into the sweaty night and into the silent streets where the bug covered lights greeted them.
"Ok. This is Kibas house." Sasuke told everyone. "Let's do this quietly to-"
"Kiba! We're here to save you!" Naruto opened the door.
"Idiot!" Sasuke yelled at his lover.
"Kiba?" Naruto asked the boy who was sitting in the middle of the living room floor with nothing on. Akamaru was next to him with a blond wig on and smudged red lipstick all over his mouth while he wagged his tail.
"Arf!" Akamaru greeted the boy.
"N-Naruto?" Kiba asked. Naruto closed the door.
"Is he ok Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"..." Naruto was silent and tried to erase the image from his mind, but secretly knew that it would never leave his memories. EVER.
"Naruto?" Sakura called. "Hey! I'm talking to you!"
"I...I think he's alright..." Naruto told everyone.
"What was he doing?" Sai asked his blond lover.
"Nothing!" Kiba opened the door and almost yelled.
"Kiba! Are you all right?" Sakura asked as he walked, now fully dressed, with Akamaru trotting behind him.
"Yes, but I need a place to stay for a while." Kiba answered the girl.
"Why?" Sasuke asked as he pushed the dogs wagging tail out of his way.
"Well my dad left a while ago and my mom got thrown in jail for illegal dog fighting." Kiba explained on the way back to Kakashis house.
"Illegal dog fighting?" Naruto asked the boy. "That's bitch'en!"
"Yea! She already got thrown in jail once for it before. Haha, my mom is a crazy bitch!" Kiba smiled and didn't seem to hurt by this.
"You're not worried about your mother?" Sakura asked.
"No way! She's tougher then some of the strongest guys in the village. She can handle herself." Kiba smirked a crooked smile. Sasuke pushed Akamaru down from licking his cheek.
"Down you mutt!" Sasuke cursed the dog.
"Akamaru! Knock it off will ya!?" Kiba yelled. The dog whinnied and licked his owners hand.
"Where is Kiba and Akamaru going to sleep?" Sai asked team 7.
"He can just stay with us in the guest room." Naruto offered.
"Thanks guys! You're the best!" Kiba smirked.
"Arf!" Akamaru wagged his tail.
"Let's go home! I'm exhausted from shopping!" Naruto told his gain.
"Yea, mission completed!" Sakura agreed and everyone cheered as they walked home.
At the bar everyone was pretty well smashed and was on their way out. Jiraiya was stumbling around with Itachi who was a little tipsy and Zabuza was leaning on his lover Haku, who was pretty much carrying the drunk fool. Kakashi was helping Minato walk out the door while carrying his lemonade drink in the other hand.
"Minato my love. You shouldn't drink so much in one night." Kakashi told his man.
"I'm nut dronk. Yoo nurd to drunk moore, Kaakaashimoto." Minato told his love with alcohol stenched breath.
"Haahaahahaa!" The Super perv laughed. "Kan't hold sake well Minato?"
"My friend, I think you had too much for tonight." Itachi smirked at the pervert.
"I know when and where I had too much, you youngster you." Jiraiya stopped and barfed up sake and other booze.
"Oh boy." Kakashi sighed at the men.
"We should get home before my love tries to down anymore." Haku told the men.
"I can hold my lickher, Hakoo..."Zabuza slurred and walked back into the bar.
"No Zabuza! You don't need anymore!" Haku chased after his lover. Kakashi leaned his lover up against the wall and left to help Haku.
"Where's those kidz at? Narutos ass has an appointment with my hand." Jiraiya stumbled, but Itachi helped him stay balanced. Kakashi and Haku returned with a knocked out Zabuza. Kakashi looked around.
"Where's Minato?" Kakashi asked the two drunks.
"Who?" Jiraiya asked.
"Shit! This is bad." Kakashi mumbled. "Haku, can you escort them all back to the house?"
"Yes." Haku gave his lover a piggyback ride and lead the other two home.
Kakashi jumped to the roof of a building and looked around. He spotted something on the next rooftop over and Kakashi picked it up. Minatos pants.
"T-this is-! Damn it, not again!" Kakashi cursed. Kakashi jumped roof to roof looking frantically for his pant less lover. He spent an hour looking, but it was pointless. All Kakashi found was Minatos pants, shirt, shoes, and his boxers. Kakashi was about to give up on his search when he heard a girls scream. He dashed to where it came from and spotted his lover and the woman that was screaming in terror.
"Min-!" Kakashi started to call his lover, but Minato was already gone. Kakashi landed and helped the woman to her feet.
"I'm sorry, are you alright?" Kakashi asked and she nodded. After making sure she was alright he took off after his love. Not that far he found Minato standing in the middle of the street wearing only a mask of a tiger and his white and red coat. Minato then jumped in front of a man who was taking a midnight stroll and ripped open his coat.
"Gahh!" The man yelled and covered his eyes.
"Muhahaa! They don't call me the Yellow Flash for nothing!" Minato laughed devilishly. Kakashi jumped on his lover and Minato fell to the ground.
"Get off of me!" Minato demanded.
"Run!" Kakashi told the man and he listened.
"Get off!" Minato yelled as he struggled to get the man off of his back.
"I'm sorry Minato!" Kakashi pushed a presser point behind his lovers neck and Minato fell asleep.
"You can be such a hand full sometimes." Kakashi was sitting on top of his lover with Minatos clothes draped over his arm. Kakashi sighed and picked up Minato and gave him a piggy back ride back to the house. A few minutes later Kakashi was standing on his roof with Minato on his back and looked up at the summer nights sky. He took a deep breath and felt a chill from a light wind. The crickets and frogs were loud and the sky was clear. Kakashi knew this strange breeze.
It was a sign that summer was coming to an end and fall would start-up soon. He thought about his summer and it seemed so distant now in a sad way. But he had Minato and the kids to help him get through autumn. Kakashi did a hidden smirk and jumped through the bedroom window that was left open.
Awe, summers already coming to a close. :( But at least Halloween is coming up! Yess free candy and parties! Anyways, R and R.