I do not own Naruto or the Naruto characters! This chapter is dedicated to my friend, Rubricz-cub. So...who's next?
Chapter 8
The air wasn't as hot like it had been lately, but warm and not a hint of mugginess. It was eight A.M. and the people in the village were finding it easy to get up this morning without the scorching heat. The Leaf Village was wide awake and enjoying every minute of it. But inside the petty house where the bizarre ninjas stayed, everyone was heavily asleep.
In the master bedroom everything was quiet and pure. No noise came from the lovebirds last night and everyone was pleased about that. On the king size bed Minato was wrapped up in brand, spanking new white sheets and in a deep sleep from all the sake he had the night before. He was snoring away in his bright blue boxers that said 'I can make your bed rock.' in black letters. Kakashi was spooning his lover with his arms wrapped tightly around Minatos waist and had his face buried in his lovers neck. Kakashi was wearing a pair of his lovers boxers that were red and had white wording on it that read 'I have F, C, and K. All I need is U.'.
Minato stirred slightly when the sun hit his face and shifted around to land on top of his lover. Minato was on his stomach and Kakashi on his back now. Minatos cheek was pressed against his lovers cheek while he snored under his alcohol stenched breath. Kakashi woke up and groaned.
"Minaatoo...get off." Kakashi demanded groggily, but Minato was in a heavy sleep still. Kakashi sighed and pushed his lover off from him and got out of the messy bed.
"Oww..." Kakashi rubbed his back that was still hurting him from the other night. He grabbed some clean clothes and a towel and gave his lover a peck on the cheek before leaving to take a shower. Kakashi opened the door and stepped out in the hallway and sniffed the air.
"Smells like dog in here." Kakashi told himself and made his way to the bathroom.
In the guest room everyone was already awake and ready for the day. That was all thanks to Akamaru who needed to use the bathroom at seven-thirty. Kiba had a small separate floor bed from the rest of the guys.
"Sorry about that." Kiba apologized to his new room mates. "Akamaru has a small baldder."
"Grr!" Akamaru growled at his owner.
"What are you getting mad at? It's true!" Kiba told the dog.
"It's ok Kiba. We needed to get up anyways." Sakura said and yawned. "We should head down stairs to see what's for breakfast."
"Probably Pop-tarts." Sasuke said in a matter of fact tone and stood up with Naruto next to him.
"Yea, oto-san got like fifty boxes." Naruto told everyone.
"Let's go have some Pop-tarts then..." Sai said, still half asleep. The kids and dog walked down stairs to find the kitchen table covered in lavishing food and the brilliant aroma of freshly cooked food.
"WHOA!" Naruto, Sakura, and Kiba almost yelled from astonishment.
"Why good morning!" Itachi smirked and went back to cooking.
"Hello boys and Sakura! You can go on and dig in!" Haku smiled warmly. Itachi and Haku was swaying their hips to the radio that was playing a song called 'Lolli Lolli' and mumbling the lyrics together in harmony. Sasuke was speechless at the two men.
"FOOOD!" Naruto and Kiba sat down and started to stack their plates with pancakes, waffles, eggs, biscuits, toast, and of course Itachis greasy sausages.
"This is amazing! Do you guys eat like this every day?!" Kiba asked as he shoved a fork full of food in his mouth.
"No, but I wish!" Naruto told the boy.
"Fuhehe! Don't tell Choji!" Kiba joked.
"Hahaha! That's true, he would clean the table in minutes!" Naruto laughed and gave Kiba a high-five. Sakura rolled her eyes and filled her plate.
"Sasuke, make sure you get plenty of sausage!" Itachi called. One of Sasukes eyes twitched and he clenched his teeth together.
"..." Sai watched the Uchiha boy and smirked. "Your brother is just making sure you get your meat." Sai swallowed a laugh. Sasuke glared at the boy.
"Don't you fucking start, Sai." Sasuke shot daggers at the boy again. Jiraiya staggered in with bloodshot eyes.
"Ooh...damn it." Jiraiya said and rubbed his pounding head. "I had way too much last night." He told himself and sat down at the table.
"Good morning Jiraiya." Itachi greeted his drinking friend.
"Not so loud Itachi." Jiraiya held his forehead in pain.
"Out drinking again?" Sakura asked not that surprised.
"Just a little." The pervert confessed. Zabuza stumbled in and sat at the table.
"Shit. I haven't gotten that drunk since I was twenty-one." Zabuza told his love as he rubbed his eyes.
"Hey, when did Kiba get here?" Jiraiya asked. Everyone turned and looked at the boy with the white dog next to him.
"Yea, when did you get here?" Itachi asked.
"Last night." Kiba told the man as he shoved more food in his mouth.
"Why is everyone staying at Kakashi and Minatos place?" Haku asked.
"They love having people over, so if you know anyone that needs a place to stay call them over. Hahaha!" The pervert laughed.
"How sweet of them!" Haku said with a smile.
"Um, Haku. He was just-Never mind." Zabuza sighed at his lovers innocents.
"Arf!" Akamaru nudged his owner. Kiba tossed his companion a sausage and Akamaru clamped it between his powerful jaws.
"If I step in a dog bomb, specially his. I'll paddle the living hell out of you." Jiraiya told the boy.
"Whoa! I don't swing that way." Kiba told the pervert.
"What? I didn't mean it like that." Jiraiya grumbled and picked up a blueberry muffin.
"Itachi, when did you become amazing at cooking?" Zabuza asked the man.
"It's always been a hidden talent of mine." Itachi said as he filled another plat up with sausage.
"Hey, Sasuke. Do you have something like that?" Sai asked.
"Yes. I do." Sasuke told the boy and Itachi turned to his brother.
"Oh?" Itachi wondered.
"Kicking your ass, Sai!" Sasuke threatened him.
"Hey, Sasuke...let's not get into fights now." Naruto told his love. Sasuke glared at his lover and got up from the table.
"Later." Sasuke opened the back door and vanished from sight.
"Sasuke!" Sakura and Naruto called to the raven haired prince.
"Naruto, Sai! This is all your fault!" Sakura yelled and left the house.
"What the hell!? Why did I get blamed for this?!" Naruto asked. Naruto left the kitchen and entered the living room to grumble in silents.
"Good morning!" Kakashi greeted everyone and looked around the kitchen. "What's going on with everyone? Why all the gloomy faces?"
"Well Sasuke got pissed and left and as for Sakura..." Itachi tried to explain.
"Sakura is having a P.M.S anger moment." Jiraiya told the Silver haired prince.
"I see." Kakashi rubbed the back of his head.
"How many people are in this house?" Kiba asked.
"What?" Kakashi looked at the boy and his dog. Kakashi looked downhearted at the boy.
"Kiba...Akamaru?" Kakashi asked. "What is going on?"
"Their kinda staying here too." Jiraiya said as he got seconds.
"Oh, of course. My house is now a motel for ninjas." Kakashi told himself and sat down at the table. "And now I know why it smells like dog as well."
"So how's Minato this morning?" Jiraiya asked his students lover.
"He's still out of it." Kakashi told the pervert and poured himself a cup of coffee.
"Hahaha, he's a fun drunk, but he can't seem to hold his sake that well." Jiraiya chuckled.
"Neither can you." Itachi told the pervert.
"What?! I can hold my sake just fine." Jiraiya grumbled.
"Not so loud. My head feels like it's going to explode." Zabuza told the men. Kakashi rolled his eyes and opened his 'Come Come Tactics' book.
"I'm working on the next one Kakashi." Jiraiya said and Kakashi peered over his book. "It might be done by next summer, but I'm not sure. I need more inspiration."
"What is it called?" Kakashi asked as he turned the page.
"Not sure yet." Jiraiya told the silver-haired prince. "I think I might go out and get some inspiration today."
"..." Kakashi was too involved with his book, but nodded to Jiraiyas words. A stumbling sound came from the steps and a dazed Minato tottered down the steps with messy bed head hair. He looked around while shielding his eyes from the bright sunlight and had dark bags under his blood-shot eyes.
"Hey! How's the sake treating you?" Jiraiya asked his student.
"What? Oh...well it's not my best friend at the moment." Minato looked for an empty chair, but the last empty one was all the way on the other side of the table. Minato groaned and walked over to his lover and sat down on Kakashis lap. Kakashi glared at his lover.
"Minato...what are you doing?" Kakashi asked, trying to look over his lover to read his book.
"I feel like shit..." Minato mumbled.
"Well that's what you get when you drink two sake bottles, one shot of Nipples on Fire, one extra-large Jesus Juice, two shots of Rambo Tears, three shots of Wall-banger, and one shot of Panda Fart. I'm surprised you were somewhat standing after all that." Kakashi told his love.
"I'm surprise you're still alive. Haha." Jiraiya chuckled.
"Hey you. You had quit a bit as well." Itachi told the pervert.
"Ok, so I had one sake bottle, two shots of Panty Remover, one shot of Stiff Dick, three shots of Heaven's Cure, and four shots of Unlit Candle. I think." Jiraiya told his student.
"What did you have Zabuza?" Minato asked.
"I can't remember a damn think from last night." Zabuza admitted rubbing his throbbing head. "I'm surprised you guys remembered."
"I didn't, but he did." Minato said and pointed at his lover.
"I remembered what you had my love." Haku smiled. "You had a couple of shots of saké, three shots of Sex On The Beach, two shots of Suicide Sampler, two shots of Booty Call, and I think you had one large glass of Birthday Cake."
"Holy shit. I must have been pretty wasted." Zabuza told himself. "I don't even recall drinking that much."
"I just had a little sake and I got pretty tipsy." Itachi said.
"OTO-SAN! Everyone! Get in here and take a look at this!" Naruto called from the living room.
"Not so loud boy!" Jiraiya called as he got up.
"Damn..." Zabuza held his head.
"Ghhh...Naruto..." Minato clenched his teeth together and squeezed his eyes shut.
Everyone gathered in the living room with the hung over guys on the couch in pain. The TV was on a news station and a woman was talking.
"What is it boy?" Jiraiya asked his student.
"Watch." Naruto demanded and the news started to go to a new headline.
"Now on to a terrible incident that happened late last night. Around eleven last night a man wearing a mask and a jacket was running around naked and flashing people. We have a video showing the man doing this crime."
The screen showed a blond spiky haired man wearing a long white jacket that read Fourth Hokage on the back. He ran in front of random people yelling "They don't call me the Yellow Flash for nothing! Muhahaa!".
Everyone was looking at the screen with disturbed faces and Naruto switched the TV off. Everyone turned to Minato and looked at him.
"Mother fucker." Minato mumbled. "So this guy thinks he can wear my jacket and put a mask on, go around flashing the poor people of the Leaf Village!?" Minato said outraged.
"Ummm...Minato?" Itachi asked.
"I will find this ass and teach him not to mock the Hokage!" Minato stood up with hate in his eyes. But fell back on to the couch. "Right after I get rid of this hangover. Damn it! He got me when I was out drinking. That pussy." Minato said as he held his head.
"But oto-san, that was yo-muuu!" Kakashi muffled the boy.
"Don't tell him. I want to see how this turns out later on." Kakashi whispered to his student.
"...You guys are the best drunks...EVER." Itachi told the group and left the room.
"Anyways, I'm going out to find Sasuke. I'll be back later!" Naruto jumped out the open window.
"Naruto! Don't jump out the...sigh...never mind." Minato said and retired to his bedroom.
"Who want to sleep the day away?" Jiraiya asked.
"Me..." Zabuza agreed and laid down on the couch.
"Good." Jiraiya closed his eyes and drifted off. Kakashi and Haku left them be and left for the kitchen.
Sakura was out in the shopping center street and walked up to Inos flower shop. Sakura look down the road both ways and knocked on the counter three times. Ino walked out and frowned.
"You're a little late." She said and lifted the counter for Sakura to enter the building. Ino looked around to make sure no one saw or was looking. The two girls walked into the flower shop and passed all kinds of flowers and plants. Ino lifted a big leaf that was attached to a palm tree and reviled a hidden door. Ino opened it and the two girls entered the room.
Sakura looked around the tiny room that had a three small windows and Sasuke posters, pictures, body pillows, plushies, underwear, little statues, a miniature shrine, cut out cardboards, t-shirts, bean-bag, cups, blankets, candles, rugs, shower curtain, sponges, waffle maker, and a life-size statue. There was a huge banner on the wall that said 'Welcome Sasuke Fan Girls'.
"Do you have any new news?" A girl with fire-red hair and bright ruby eyes asked. She was sitting in a Sasuke beanbag and wearing a Sasuke T-shirt with tons of other girls behind her, also wearing Sasuke shirts.
"Sasuke likes Naruto!" Sakura blurted.
"What?!" Ino asked in shock. "Impossible! He couldn't like other dudes!"
"What?! B-b-but...WHY!?" The ginger girl shouted.
"H-hi, Sakura..." Hinata said in a hushed tone. Sakura almost didn't hear her over the commotion the other two girls were causing.
"Oh. Hello Hinata! I never knew you liked Sasuke." Sakura smiled warmly.
"O-oh. No, I just tagged along with Tenten. She said it was some type of club." Hinata explained.
"Tenten is here too?" Sakura looked around, but didn't spot her.
"She left already, something about meeting her girlfriend. B-but I heard you were staying with Naruto at Master Kakashis house?" Hinata wondered.
"Yea, we're staying there for a while. Why?" Sakura asked the shy girl. Hinata fidgeted with one of her hoodies string.
"I was just wondering if maybe...I could...stay there with you guys...just for awhile?" Hinata asked. Sakura knew Kakashi would be pissed, or just not give a damn anymore. But Hinata was so quiet. You wouldn't even know she was there, plus it would be nice to have another girl around the house.
"Sure!" Sakura smiled at the girl.
"Thank you so much Sakura!"
"Shut up Karin!" Ino demanded the ginger haired girl. Sakura and Hinata turned their attention to the two girls fighting.
"What are we going to do?" Ino asked the pink haired girl. Sakura pondered for a minute.
"Well Sai and I were thinking over a plan to separate Naruto and Sasuke." Sakura told the group.
"Ooo! Do tell!" Ino smirked devilishly and nudged Sakura.
"Ok, but we're still working on it so don't tell anyone, ok?" Sakura made them all promise.
"What is it, what is it?" Ino asked excitedly.
"Ok..." Sakura started.
Sasuke was walking the streets by his lonesome self enjoying the nice day. There was a slight breeze that gently blew his raven black bed hair back and the warmth from the sun kissed his pale skin. Sasuke left the cluttered streets and walked along a steady river. He spotted an old bridge that he once walked along with his brother long time ago. Sasuke walked over to it and started to cross it, but half way through he saw a familiar face. Naruto.
"What do you want?" Sasuke asked coldly. Naruto looked at his lover with soft eyes.
"Sasuke. I want you, but Sai..." He started.
"Fuck him." Sasuke said bluntly.
"No! I don't want him damn it!" Naruto started to get steamed. Sasuke sighed.
"No you dumb ass." Sasuke smirked lightly. "Forget him, that's what I mean."
"Oh. Hehe, I knew that! I was just joking!" Naruto pulled a snicker.
"Let's go home you dork." Sasuke smiled and they left the bridge side by side. But when they got to the end of the small dirt road a group of girls were blocking their way.
"Shit!" Sasuke stepped back. Naruto looked from him to the girls.
"What's going on? Sasuke?" Naruto asked confused.
"When I tell you to run, run like hell. Got it?" Sasuke told his love.
"What?" Naruto was still confused.
"Sasuke Uchiha! You will belong to us, starting today!" A blond curly-haired girl, wearing a Sasuke shirt shouted. All the other girls behind her had the same shirt on and two were holding flags that had Sasukes face on it that said 'Sasuke Fan Club'.
"Sasuke...I didn't know you had so many girls after you!" Naruto said surprised.
"Same here." Sasuke took a step back again.
"ATTACK!" The girl shouted and pointed at the Uchiha boy.
"Run!" Sasuke ordered and the boys scattered.
Back at the house Kiba, Akamaru, Sai, and Haku were sitting in the living room around the small coffee table talking about what they should do.
"How about a card game? Something like Uno maybe?" Haku smiled.
"No thank you. The people here ruined that game for me." Sai did a fake smile. Kiba and Haku looked at the boy in a puzzled way.
"How about we watch a movie?" Kiba asked while petting Akamaru.
"Nope. We shouldn't wake up the hung over drunks." Haku told the boys.
"I got it. Let's play some board games." Sai said with another smile.
"I already checked if they had games, but all they have in Uno and regular cards." Haku sighed.
"Well I'm out of ideas." Sai announced.
"We could always make a tent out of chairs and sheets." Haku said.
"What?" Kiba asked and Akamaru perked up.
"You know. When you were young how you would make a tent out of blanket and chairs?" Haku explained.
"Oh yea! I use to do that when I was like eight." Kiba remembered back to his childhood.
"What? I'm still lost." Sai gave another fake smile. Kiba looked at the boy.
"Didn't you ever do that when you were little?" Kiba asked the strange boy.
"Nope." Sai smiled.
"Well now you can!" Haku got up off the floor and left into the kitchen. "I got the chairs, you two go get as many blankets as you can!" Haku told the two boys and dog.
"Let's go Akamaru, Sai." Kiba said and they scattered around the house to collect blankets. Kiba grabbed all the blankets used for Zabuza, Haku, Itachi, and Jiraiyas bed. Sai dashed up stairs to grab all of Naruto, Sasuke, his own, and Kibas blankets. As Sai was folding them he noticed a pair of Narutos boxers on the floor and they were the pair he was wearing last night. Sai sighed at his lover and picked them up to put them in the dirty basket, but before he did he looked around the room and placed his nose right next to them to take a big whiff. Sai smiled for real and placed them in the basket, for his day was just made. He walked over to the other side of the room and saw Sakuras bed. He grabbed the sheet and ripped it off and threw it into the pile as he did a pair of Sakuras tiny pink pantys fell on his foot. Sai looked down and went wide-eyed.
"Ghh!" Sai kicked it off which landed somewhere on the guy side of the room and then Kiba walked in with Akamaru.
"Got all of them?" Kiba asked.
"Yes. Do we need pillows?" Sai asked as he held one up.
"Yea, go on and bring them all down." Kiba picked up the pile and placed it on Akamarus back.
"Awoo!" Akamaru wagged his tail and panted.
"Shh! There are people sleeping boy." Kiba hushed his love.
"Let's go!" Sai whispered and Kiba nodded. The two boys and mutt met in the living room where Haku was making a huge ass tent with six chairs and a king sized sheet.
"What do you guys think?" Haku asked the boys. The boys were in awe at the huge tent.
"Holy mother of fuck." Sai mumbled and Kiba looked at the boy.
"You don't know how to use curse words, do you?" Kiba asked.
"Nope." Sai smiled. Kiba shook his head in dismay.
"I'll teach ya how, but you better fucking listen!" Kiba threatened. Sai nodded.
"Hey, can you guys make the inside of the tent?" Haku asked as he made a smaller one right across from it.
"Hell yea!" Kiba said as they entered the tent that surprisingly had a lot of space in it.
"Arf!" Akamaru entered and flopped down on one of the floor beds. Haku entered the big tent and sat down on one of the beds.
"I can't wait to sleep in here tonight! Teehee!" Haku giggled like a girl. Kiba looked at the cross dresser.
"I thought I was fucked up with bestiality, but damn." Kiba said to himself.
"Teach me now Kiba. I am ready for anything you do to me." Sai told the boy.
"Um...what? I was just going to teach you how to curse." Kiba told the midriff boy.
"I know, but if you wanted to teach me anything else...I'm up for it." Sai said in a serious tone.
"O...k? I don't swing that way, but the first word we will start with is fuck." Kiba announced.
"Ooo! I like that word...but only when Zabuza uses it." Haku said as he pulled out a flashlight.
"Ok, use the word fuck in a sentence." Kiba ordered the boy.
"Hmm...I'm going to fuck you in your fucker." Sai said. Kiba bite his lower lip tried to hold back a laugh, but failed miserably.
"What the hell? Hahaha!" Kiba asked in stitches. "I don't want to know what a fucker is, but damn."
"I do." Haku winked with a smile. Kiba got chills and ignored the boy.
"Don't say too many curse words in one sentiences. Try to keep them spread out." Kiba explained.
"I think I understand now." Sai said and tried again. Naruto and Sasuke walked in the front door with a bag full of snacks, candy, and sugary drinks.
"Fuck me Kiba." Sai said from the tent. Naruto and Sasuke looked in horror at the huge tent made of chairs and sheets where they heard the boys.
"Whoa. You guys are into some kinky shit." Naruto told the boys in the tent.
"Naruto?" Sai peeked out. "What took you so long, my love?"
"We got junk food for tonight!" Naruto said proudly as he held the bag up.
"Sai, it's so nice to see you falling in love with other guys." Sasuke gave a slight smile. "Plus Naruto isn't really your type."
"What? I'm not with Kiba." Sai told the raven haired boy.
"Oh? Then why did I hear you tell Kiba to fuck you?" Sasuke asked. Sai glared daggers at the Uchiha boy.
"You're scum to me." Sai told the boy. Sasuke glared.
"..." Sasuke walked past, but said nothing. Naruto followed his love up stairs and to the guest room. Sasuke slid the door open and looked around. Empty. Their beds were gone and Sakuras was stripped down to the white mattress.
"..." Sasuke and Naruto said nothing. Naruto smirked and grabbed his partner around the waist aggressively.
"Ghh! Naruto..." Sasuke smirked lightly.
"Wanna play dirty Twister?" Naruto gave a toothy smirk.
"Don't get cocky, you cock." Sasuke whispered and kissed his lover on the forehead.
"Wanna take this farther?" Naruto asked as he snuggled up to his lovers chest.
"Heh. You're so strange." Sasuke told his blond lover and held him in a tight embrace. Sasuke could smell his golden lovers scent. A noise was heard out in the hallway. Someone was walking up the stairs. The lovers let each other go and the door slid open.
"Hey Sakura." Naruto greeted.
"Hey guys. Are we sleeping down stairs tonight?" Sakura asked looking at her naked bed.
"I believe so." Sasuke told the girl.
"I'm changing into my sleep wear!" Naruto announced and winked at Sasuke. He rolled his eyes at the boy he loved so. Sakura pulled the curtain over.
"Stay over there! I don't want to see anything you have to offer!" Sakura yelled at the boy.
"I wouldn't want you to see anyways! Gosh Sakura. Always after my sexy body." Naruto started stripping. Sasuke started to pull off his shirt when he got a glimpse of Naruto pulling down his pants. Naruto kicked his pants over into a corner and reached for his bag, but spotted something pink.
"Hm?" Naruto picked up a pink lacy pair of underwear. "W-what is this?!" Sasuke looked over the boy's shoulder.
"Naruto!" Sasuke yelled.
"What are you two doing? Naruto, if you're on my man-." Sakura said as she ripped the curtain open. She looked over at what Naruto was holding and went wide-eyed.
"NARUTO!" Sakura yelled in sheer anger.
"NO! It wasn't me! I swear Sakura! It was already there!" Naruto told the angry woman.
"I'm going to kill you!" Sakura charged the boy.
"Gahhh!" Naruto ran out of the room and down the stairs.
"Get back here you pervert!" Sakura demanded. The kids ran into the living room and around the small coffee table. Jiraiya woke up from all the commotion and looked at the kids.
"Hey! Knock it off! I'm trying to sleep here!" The old pervert yelled.
"It wasn't me!" Naruto yelled at the hissing girl.
"So they just magically appeared?! You're the worst lier ever!" Sakura told the boy.
"Yes!" Naruto said and threw the underwear.
"I said knock it-!" The pervert started to yell again, but got distracted as something hit his face. "Hm?" Jiraiya pulled a pair of pink lacy panties off of his face. "Whoa! My lucky day!"
"Is that your inspiration?" Itachi asked groggily.
"Yes, these lacy darlings are my inspiration! Hehe!" Jiraiya chuckled and shoved them in his pocket.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled and tackled the boy.
"Pervy Sage! HELP!" Naruto pleaded.
"Ok, ok." Jiraiya gave in and tried to pull off the girl, but Sakura turned and hissed.
"Hisss!"
"Damn!" Jiraiya let her go and backed up. "Sorry boy, but you're on your own! I don't do angry women." The pervert said and left.
"Noo! Sasuke my love! Help!" Naruto called. Sasuke was wearing only his black boxers and reviled his pale abs to the girl. He gave a casual smirk and tossed his head back then ran his fingers through his raven black hair with a wink.
"Hey Sakura." Sasuke called and the girl turned.
"Hu!?" Sakura stopped what she was doing and blushed like mad. "S-Sasuke?" Sakura mumbled her lovers name and got a nose bleed then fainted.
"That was easy." Sasuke told himself.
"What the fuck is going on in here? I'm trying to get rid of my hangover and you guys are yelling?" Zabuza complained.
"Oh! Hello Zabuza. Are you awake now?" Haku walked over to his man.
"Yea, yea. What time is it?" Zabuza asked his love.
"It's nine at night." Haku said and left for the kitchen.
"Nine?" Itachi asked and got up. "I need to make dinner." Itachi followed Haku.
"Thank you Sasuke! You really are my hero." Naruto tackled his love.
"Naruto. Someone's here." Sasuke pointed. Naruto and everyone in the living room looked at the front door. Hinata was standing there fidgeting her fingers.
"H-hello everyone." Hinata said in a hush voice.
"Hey Hinata!" Naruto greeted.
"Why hello!"
"Hey! Another girl, my lucky day!"
"Hello."
"Huh."
"Hi."
"Hinata!"
"Arf!"
"..." Everyone greeted the girl and Itachi and Haku made big bomb burritos for dinner. Everyone down stairs ate and got ready for bed. The house was dark and everyone was crammed in the tents. The guys were in the big king sized one while the two girls were in the small one. Everyone giggled and ate Narutos candy.
"C'mon guys! You're eating all of my junk food!" Naruto complained.
"Sharing is caring, don't be greedy." Jiraiya told his young student and shoved another green tea Kit Kat into his mouth.
"Grrr. Pervy sage..." Naruto was getting ready to pounce on his master, but Sasuke placed his hand on the boy's shoulder. Naruto calmed down and sighed.
"Hey, may I have a sucker?" Itachi asked. Naruto thew a cherry sucker at the crow haired man. Itachi unwrapped it and sucked on it.
"Hey Sasuke." Itachi called.
"..." Sasuke looked at his brother.
"Wanna lick?" Itachi was holding the sucker between his legs where his penis was. Sasuke glared at his brother.
"I despise you!" Sasuke growled. Naruto placed his hand on his lovers shoulder and Sasuke eased.
"Hahaahaa! Itachi you're funny as hell!" Jiraiya laughed at his new friend.
"I think you need a new kind of PJ's Sai." Kiba told the boy who was wearing black boxers and a black midriff shirt that said 'Sexy' in pink words across the front. Kiba was wearing a pair of sage green boxers that had little white paw prints on it. Akamaru was laying down and Kiba had his arms lounging on his dog.
"I don't know Kiba. I think it's very conformable." Sai disagreed with his friend.
"Hey, can anyone hand me some more of those Bubble Me Pink gum?" Zabuza asked.
"I'll get it." Sai told the man and got on his hands and knees over Naruto, Sasuke, and Jiraiya.
"Whoa, boy! I'm trying to write here!" Jiraiya told the boy.
"Oops. My bad." Sai told the pervert as he bent his back in more and shook his ass.
"Whoa, you're fucking weird." Kiba told the boy. Naruto and Sasuke were drinking a pop, taking turns of course.
"Here Sasuke. We should do it at the same time." Naruto poured pop into Sasukes mouth, while Sasuke poured pop into Narutos mouth. Sasuke smirked and over poured Narutos pop and Naruto choked and coughed.
"You 'cough, cough' jerk!" Naruto yelled at his love. "What ya do that 'cough' for?!" Sasuke smirked.
"You dolt. Kuku." Sasuke teased his love. Naruto moved his hand to backhand his love, but Sasuke moved out-of-the-way and Naruto ended up smacking Sais ass.
"Ohhhh! Naruto!?" Sai asked in shock. Sasuke looked in disgust.
"S-Sai...It was just an accident." Naruto said afraid that he would take it wrong. Sai blushed like mad and smiled for real.
"Oh, Naruto. I knew you always loved me!" Sai tackled his love.
"No! I hate midriffs!" Naruto yelled.
"Sai!" Sasuke grabbed the boy.
"Hey! What's going on down here?!" Minato called as he flipped on the light. "You guys sound like a bunch of high school girls giggling over a boy!"
"Oh, I wish they were high school girls!" The Super perv thought and smiled devilishly.
"Turn that off oto-san!" Naruto demanded.
"Tell me what you guys are doing first." Minato smirked. Kakashi came down the stairs in a baggy shirt that was Minatos and his black boxers (and his mask of course).
"What happened to our living room?" Kakashi asked.
"A camp ground." Minato told his lover. "I think we should join! I'll get the blankets!" Minato dashed up stairs.
"Plenty of room in here!" Sai called.
"Don't invite more people into our tent!" Naruto yelled.
"It's my house though..." Kakashi mumbled to himself.
"Come on in!" Itachi called over with a pop and sucker in his hands.
"Let's go my love!" Minato grabbed his partner's hand and led him towards the sweaty man filled tent.
"But we just woke up!" Kakashi told his lover.
"Who said we were sleeping?" Minato asked.
"Oh, no you don't!" Jiraiya told the love birds. "You're not coming in here if you're going to do the dirty deed!"
"I can do any damn thing I want too in my house!" Minato smirked and winked.
"But it was my house first." Kakashi pointed out.
"Now, now, Kakashi, get in." Minato pointed to the entrance. Kakashi sighed and saw no point in fighting his lover. Kakashi got down on his knees and hands. He started to crawl in, but his ass was still sticking out as he waited for everyone to move to their beds. Naruto poked his head out and stuck out his tongue at his father. Minato smirked and placed the bottom of his foot on his sons forehead and shoved him back in.
"Get in there boy!" Minato yelled. "Kakashi hurry up."
"Owww! Oto-san!" Naruto complained and some shuffling sounds came from inside the tent. "Ow! What was that for Sasuke?"
"Shut up." Sasuke told his love.
"That's it!" Minato pushed his lovers silky butt in the way he did his son.
"Ooff!" Kakashi face planted on their floor bed with his ass in the air.
"Hear comes daddy!" Minato jumped in sliding on his knees and stopping right behind his lover. "Oh, Kakashi. You were ready for me? And I left you waiting?" Minato asked. "I'm so sorry. Would you ever forgive me?"
"Maybe. I'll have to think real hard about it." Kakashi told his man as he picked himself up off the floor.
"I can't make you think hard, but I can make you hard." Minato winked.
"Awww!" All the guys cringed.
"You forgot to turn off the lights!" Sakura yelled from the girls tent. Minato clapped his hands twice and the lights went off.
"I didn't know you had those lights!" Naruto told his father.
"Nether did I." Kakashi said in astonishment.
"Come here you sexy beast you!" Minato wrapped his arms around his lavender prince.
"Ow, Minato. Don't squeeze so hard." Kakashi told his blond lover.
"I'll squeeze you as hard as I want, Kakashi baby." Minato snuggled up to his man.
"Minato, please don't touch me there when there are others around." Kakashi ordered.
"Don't start you two!" Jiraiya demanded from the other side of the tent. "I don't want a recap of that night in the cabin."
"Cabin?" Kiba asked.
"We went camping." Sasuke told the dog boy.
"Oh, man I'm glade I wasn't around then!" Kiba said and curled up with Akamaru.
"Zabuza, can you take off your boxers?" Haku asked his man.
"NO!" Everyone shouted.
"We'll play with my water dragon later, Haku." Zabuza told his cross dresser.
"Why me?" The pervert sighed.
"Sasuke? Are you touching my penis, you sneaky boy?" Naruto asked.
"...No..." Sasuke told the truth.
"...What?" Naruto asked. "Are you sure?"
"I never knew it could be so hard for an average sized penis" Sai whispered in his ear.
"Ahhhh! Bad touch! Bad touch!" Naruto yelled and swatted at the boy.
"Please don't make this harder than it needs to be!" Sai told the boy.
"Please don't make this anymore awkward then it needs to be." Jiraiya begged the boys next to him.
"Ow!" Sai yelped as someone slapped him across the face.
"Ok, everyone. Shut up." Minato ordered, still trying to get rid of his massive headache. It finally got quiet and the only thing heard was the crickets and frogs.
"Pfff." Gas was passed under the sheet that lightly blew them up.
"Ooooo, no!"
"Fuhahaa!"
"Who did that?!"
"No, no, no."
"Can we go back up stairs?" It took only two seconds to get everyone up and talking again.
"Oh, god! It stinks!" Kiba held his nose and buried his face in Akamarus fur.
"Pfff." Another squeaky fart went off.
"Who the fuck is doing that?" Jiraiya asked covering his nose as the smell wandered over to his side of the tent.
"Pfff." Another was let off.
"Someones going to shit they're self if they keep doing that." Minato told everyone.
"Oh!" Everyone got grossed out.
"More like we're going to find a wet and stinky surprise in the sheets tomorrow morning." Kakashi told his love.
"Hahahaa! That too." Minato agreed.
"'Cough, cough'! It smells terrible!" Naruto gagged.
"Ppfff."
"Who is doing that?!" Zabuza asked as he got a nose full of someones ass.
"Zabuza, what are you-Whoa." Haku held his nose.
"Is it morning already?" Itachi asked as he shifted.
"Itachi, was that you?" Sai asked.
"Me what?" Itachi asked, still half asleep.
"Pfffff." A long one was blown off.
"Damn, someone is got some gas." Jiraiya said and went under the covers.
"NO! Don't go under the-!" Naruto tried to warn his teacher, but it was too late.
"Ooo! Shit!" Jiraiya pulled himself back out.
"I tried to warn ya." Naruto smirked in the dark.
"Ok, I will find the ass hole who keeps farting and kick them out." The pervert announced.
"Well we did have burritos." Sasuke reminded everyone.
"You guys had burritos?" Minato asked.
"Yea, Itachi made them." Kiba said still covering his face.
"You guys should have woken me up!" Minato said in dismay.
"No, you're grumpy when we wake you up and plus you have some nasty gas from them." Kakashi said in a stern tone.
"But mommy..." Minato pouted to his lover.
"Pff."
"Damn it! The air was just starting to clear out too!" The pervert groaned.
"No more fucking burritos." Zabuza told Itachi.
"Yes. I agree." Itachi rubbed his eyes, for they started to water from the smell.
"Who wants to clean the sheet tomorrow?" Kakashi asked.
"Whoever the hell is doing it." Sasuke said as he grabbed Naruto and buried his face in his lovers hair.
"Pffff."
"That's it! Whoever the hell is doing it will have to give everyone here a back massage." The pervert ordered.
"I don't think I want someone who is constantly farting on my back." Kakashi pointed out.
"Eww." Everyone moaned.
"Ok, ok, how about they...umm...give me a moment." Jiraiya said as he pondered, but slowly drifted to sleep.
"Clean the house." Minato mumbled.
"Oto-san! Sai keeps touching my pee-pee!" Naruto yelled.
"Sai, go molest Itachi." Sasuke told the boy as he pushed him away with his foot.
"..." Itachi said nothing, for he would secretly like it.
"Sorry, but my heart belongs to Naruto." Sai crawled towards the blond boy.
"Sai!" Naruto growled.
"Stop yelling boys!" Jiraiya shouted as he tried to go back to sleep.
"Naruto, I'm going to bend you over my knee and give you one hell of a spanking." Minato told his son.
"Whatever oto-san!" Naruto blew off his father.
"What did you say?" Minato got up and glared at his son. Naruto grabbed Sasuke.
"You heard me!"
"Without me, you would be nothing. And you shouldn't talk to the Yellow Flash like that boy!" Minato threatened.
"Yellow Flash my ass." Naruto mumbled under his breath.
"That's it!" Minato ripped the covers off and grabbed his son.
"OTO-SAN! I was just kidding! Hehehe!" Naruto pleaded. Minato threw the boy over his shoulder and left the tent with Naruto shouting and pleading all the way.
"I have to go see this!" Jiraiya ran out with Kiba and Sai behind him. The kitchen light turned on and a chair being pulled out was heard.
"Please oto-san! I'm sorry!" Naruto begged. The pervert was laughing at his students and a loud slap was heard. Sasuke and Kakashi flinched at the painful sound of Minatos hand hitting his sons butt.
"Pff."
"..."
"...sigh..." Kakashi sighed.
"I think I know who's doing it." Sasuke announced.
"Hm?" Kakashi asked.
"I think it Akamaru." Sasuke pointed to the sleeping dog. Kakashi wasn't surprised. Sasuke pushed the dogs bottom outside the tent and the snow-white dog didn't stir from it. Naruto entered the tent while rubbing his sore ass.
"Damn...oto-san." Naruto landed next to his lover on his stomach. Naruto moaned in pain. Everyone entered the tent and snuggled up in their bed.
"That was interesting." Sai sighed and closed his eyes.
"Akamaru, why is your butt out of the tent?" Kiba asked the drooling dog.
"Don't move him." Sasuke ordered.
"Why?"
"He's got a bad case of gas." Kakashi told the boy.
"It was the dog?" Jiraiya asked surprised.
"I kinda fed him burritos." Kiba admitted.
"Sasuke, I wish to sleep by you." Itachi climbed over everyone with a pillow in his mouth and determination in his eyes.
"I don't know you." Sasuke told the man who was his older brother.
"I just want to snuggle up with my little brother. Is there anything wrong with that?" Itachi asked.
"Like hell it is!" Jiraiya answered.
"Come here Sasuke." Itachi tried to grab is brother, but Sasuke pushed him away.
"I'll get you another time my little brother." Itachi promised.
"I'm laying down some rules here, so you guys better listen!" The Super perv announced. "The pillows next to me are to keep you gay guys away from me at night."
"Don't hate the bromance." Minato smirked with his eyes closed, about to fall asleep.
"I just don't want to wake up in the morning with my pants down and something shoved up my ass." Jiraiya told his student and shoved pillows next to him and the boys. "Why did I have to be in the middle of all of this?"
"Hey, you said you felt lonely last time, so we gave you the best seat in the bed." Minato told his teacher.
"I was drunk last time!" The pervert grumbled.
"Ok, ok, everyone go to sleep this time." Minato ordered and snuggled up to his silver hair prince. Kakashi wrapped his hands over his lovers arms and drifted off to sleep. Naruto was cuddled up to Sasuke, who had his lusty arms encased around his lover. Sai tried to snuggle up with his love, but Sasuke kept him just out of reach. The pervert was already out and snoring.
As for Zabuza and Haku they were snuggled up and out like a light. Itachi was fast asleep a long time ago, but was dreaming about his little brother. Kiba and Akamaru were asleep and dreaming about each other. In the smaller tent Sakura and Hinata were asleep from all the talking and from all the excitement from today.
The night was slightly cool and the sky was cloudy and dark. It seemed another storm was approaching. But Minato had a something planed for tomorrow and something for the future, he wasn't about to let this storm ruin his plans.
Great. Minato has BIG plans for something. Anyways, I can't wait to start the next chapter, it's going to be so much fun to write. Think I'm going to pull an all-nighter for chapter 9. R and R! Thanks!