I do not own Naruto or the song! (The Fox by Ylvis) I'm sorry guys. I was supposed to put it up the day I updated the cover and summary, but I found out I didn't finish the chapter...sorry. But it's done now! So, what will Kakashi say, hmmm? This chapter is dedicated to my friend Lidz.
Chapter 9 Part 2
Kakashi looked around at his students, friends, and then locked eyes with his lover. His heart was racing and his mouth was dry as a desert. His mind was full of questions and excitement, yet empty and startled. His stomach felt like butterflies and it was going to give. He just wanted to throw up the butterflies and get it over. But how would he tell him? Kakashi sighed and closed his eyes. Minato felt like his heart was in his throat and made it hard to swallow.
"I say...no." Kakashi said his answer. Everyone was in awe and didn't say anything. Minato swallowed hard, like he was downing his heart. He felt his hope and dreams melt, like they were nothing to begin with.
"I-I...see..." Minato felt his eyes get moist. "I guess...we...weren't ready...? Hehe..." Minato felt tears forming at the edge of his eyes, but put on a false smile. Minato started to walk off, but before he could get anywhere Kakashi grabbed his hand.
"Minato...my love." Kakashi squeezed his lovers hand. "I'm just kidding." Minato smirked.
"Hehehe." Minato laughed lightly. "You dick." Minato pulled his lover in for a hug. Everyone sighed in relief and smiled at each other.
"Guess everyone is having a good night." Jiraiya said and smiled his signature smirk. Naruto grabbed Sasukes hand and gave it a slight squeeze. Sasuke looked at his love from the corner of his eye.
"Heh." Sasuke smiled to himself and gave a light squeeze back which made Naruto smile wide.
"Let's go home." Minato smiled happily and hugged his prince tightly, but with warmth.
Everyone was outside talking about the new engaged couple. Minato had his lover by the waist as they walked down the street towards home. Itachi looked around at the group and noticed something wrong.
"Where is Jiraiya?" Itachi asked everyone. Minato stopped and looked around.
"I bet he ran off with that jail bate girl!" Naruto smirked and gave a chuckle.
"It wouldn't surprise me." Sakura agreed with the boy.
"Haha! Damn, she was like our age!" Kiba laughed as he jumped on Akamaru to ride him. The snow-white dog wagged his tail in agreement.
"I'm so tiered..." Haku yawned and Zabuza wrapped his arm around his lovers shoulders.
"Same here." Zabuza rested his chin on his lovers head.
"I don't want to go looking for something I don't want to see." Kakashi told everyone and started heading home.
"I agree." Sasuke said and followed the lovers in front of him. Naruto followed his love with Sai hot on his heels. Kiba and Akamaru followed lazily along with Itachi, Zabuza, Haku, Sakura, and Hinata behind them. Everyone was exhausted from bouncing and jumping around all night.
Everyone stumbled into the house. Naruto was first in, but fell face first onto the living room floor and had his ass straight up in the air. Minato and Kakashi walked in next. Kakashi jumped over the boy and Minato stumbled over his son, only to fall onto his lovers back. Kakashi fell to the floor with his lover on his back.
"Minato! Not where everyone can see." Kakashi told his love as he did a hidden blush.
"Sorry love, but I couldn't help myself." Minato told his prince. Naruto groaned as Sasuke leaped frog over his love and walked off towards the bedroom. Hinata stopped and blushed like mad. Itachi walked past the girl wondering what she was doing and didn't see the boy on the floor.
"Woh!" Itachi fell over the boy and fell on top of the lovers who was just getting up.
"Whoa boy!" Minato fell back onto his lover. Kakashi fell back on the floor. Kiba looked at Hinata in wonder, but didn't even see the boy in the dark house. Kiba tripped over the boy, but balanced himself before he could fall. Kiba started walking again, till he tripped over something or someone else.
"Fuck!" Kiba fell on a body that was Itachis.
"Uff!" Itachi grunted.
"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru ran in after pouncing on Naruto and stumbling over Itachis foot.
"Yip!" Akamaru fell into Kiba as he was trying to get back up.
"Gahh!" Kiba fell on Kakashi that was stuck under his love.
"Kiba!" Kakashi groaned.
"What's going on in here?" Haku asked.
"I don't think you want to know, Haku." Zabuza told his love. Haku walked in and walked around the boy who was still on the floor.
"Where is everyone?" Haku asked as he stumbled over Kibas leg. Haku almost fell, but Zabuza came to his rescue.
"Oh Zabuza! You didn't have to do that, you silly!" Haku poked his lovers nose. Zabuza sighed. Sai walked in feeling sad and fruitless. He didn't get Naruto to himself with Sasuke around him the time at bouncy wonderland. Sai then looked down to see his lovers ass in the air and no Sasuke Uchiha around. Sai saw his opportunity and took it from behind.
"AHHHHHH!" Naruto yelled. Sakura walked in and poor Hinata got a nose bleed from the boys. Sakura looked down and went wide-eyed.
"Naruto! Sai!" Sakura kicked the spooning boys farther into the house on top of everyone who just manged to get up.
"Look out!" Itachi called and dolphin dived out-of-the-way.
"Incoming boys!" Kiba yelled and dashed out-of-the-way with his furry companion. Minato was helping his lover up as his blond son and Sai slid into the mans legs. Minato folded and fell face to face with his lover. Kakashi fell back on the floor onto his back.
"Why hello my butterfly biscuit!" Minato smirked and called his love a pet name.
"Oh...Minato." Kakashi blushed again.
"Oohh. My back. Hey, hey! Sakura! Why?" Naruto asked the pink haired girl.
"Shut up!" She yelled and her and Hinata went up stairs.
"Is everyone in the house?" Minato asked.
"I believe so love." Kakashi said as his lover pulled him up for the third or fourth time.
"Sai! You can't just doggy style people like that!" Kiba yelled at the midriff boy.
"I bet you doggy style." Naruto smiled and chuckled.
"Shut the fuck up!" Kiba spit fire at the boy.
"I think we need a little TV time." Minato told everyone and turned on the TV. Music started to play and a guy appeared on the screen.
"Dog goes woof."
"Cat goes meow."
"Birds go tweet.
"Cows go moo."
"Frogs go croak."
"And elephant goes toot."
"Duck says quack."
"And the fish goes blub."
"And the seal goes ow ow ow."
"But there's one sound that no one knows."
"What does the fox say?"
"Ring-ding-ding-ding!"
Everyone stared in awe at the man dancing on TV. Minato turned it off and tossed the remote on the couch.
"Never mind. Let's not watch TV." Minato told everyone and pulled off his jacket.
"What did I just watch?" Sasuke asked at the entrance of the living room.
"Sasuke!" Naruto tackled his lover.
"Guhha!" Sasuke fell to the floor with his lover on top.
"Now, now. No sex stains on my floor son." Minato told the boys. "Good night everyone! Come Kakashi. The whip cream awaits us!"
"Oh my..." Kakashi blushed as he felt everyone's eyes on him. "Coming!" Kakashi told his love.
"I know you are!" Minato called from the hallway.
"Minato..." Kakashi sighed his lovers name. Minato jumped on the last step in front of his lover.
"I have a delightful idea love." Minato announced with his signature smirk.
"Uhh...what is it?" Kakashi was hesitant.
"Sex." Minato said bluntly.
"I thought we were going to do that-" Kakashi was pointing out till Minato cut him off.
"On the stairs." Minato smirked and wrapped his arms around his lover.
"NO!" Naruto, Kiba, Sasuke, Zabuza, and Sakura shouted.
"That sounds dandy love, but I think we should do it up stairs in our bed. Where we won't break our backs." Kakashi told the man.
"YES!" Everyone yelled in agreement.
"Think of it Kakashi baby. It would be so glorious!" Minato seemed very proud of his idea, unlike everyone else.
"Please...go up stairs." Zabuza pleaded the lovers.
"Oto-san! No sex stains on the stirs!" Naruto told his father.
"My stairs boy! If I want sex stains on them, then I get sex stains on them!" Minato told his son.
"Minato. We should make this night special." Kakashi gave his lover an innocent look. Minato looked at his lover and smiled.
"Of coarse love. It is a time to celebrate." Minato scooped up Kakashi in his arms like a bride. "Come my love! Your night of pleasure starts now." Minato dashed up stairs with Kakashi blushing like mad.
"Oh thank god!" Zabuza told himself and left for bed.
"Zabuza, my darling. Can you sleep commando tonight?" Haku asked.
"Ewww." Naruto said and then looked at his lover that he was pinning to the floor.
"Lets go to bed." Sasuke told his blond lover and Naruto smiled.
"Hehe!" Naruto chuckled and smirked.
"I agree. I'm exhausted from that bouncy land place." Itachi said as he walked into the living room. "Plus their pizza was horrible!"
"..." Sasuke glared at the person that was related to him.
"Good night you gay men!" Kiba said and left for the guest room with Akamaru tagging along.
"Hehe! We're the only ones in the kitchen Sasuke!" Naruto chuckled and leaned in to where his forehead was against Sasukes.
"NARUTO!" Sakura yelled from the top step.
"Bitch! Keep your voice down!" Zabuza yelled from the living room.
"Naruto, I think you should get off. At least before she tries to kill you." Sasuke told his lover. Naruto sighed heavily in despair, but did what he was told. Sasuke gave a small smirk and left for the guest room to leave his lover alone. Sakura followed her lover and glared at Naruto. Hinata came down the stairs with a slight blush.
"H-hello Naruto." Hinata stuttered and tried to look away.
"Hey Hinata. I haven't seen much of you lately. How have you been?" Naruto asked the shy girl.
"W-well I- NARUTO FUCK ME!" Hinata yelled randomly.
"What the hell was that!?" Naruto asked with shock. "I never heard you yell before!"
"I-I'm so sorry! It's a condition I have." Hinata turned bright red.
"To yell at people!?" Naruto asked with fear of her yelling again.
"I just yell at people...about stuff I'm t-thinking...or that's on my mind." Hinata said, still blushing.
"Damn. That's new." Naruto said wit as mile.
"Y-yea...it's kinda random...hehe..." Hinata tried to giggle it off.
"That's cool! C'mon Hinata. Lets go to bed!" Naruto smirked and dashed up stairs. Hinata smirked and blushed again, but followed her love.
After a few arguments in the guest room and where Hinata was going to sleep, everyone fell into a slumber. The night was cool and made the house a little chilly, but the master bedroom was steamy and full of commotion. The moon was full and fall was approaching quickly.
Morning came and night passed by like a blur. The morning air was cool and dew drops were blanketing the ground. The sun was shining over the tree tops and the people of the village did their flow like always. The house of ninjas was quiet. Too quiet.
In the master bedroom were the kinky crap went down last night was silent at last. The sun was pouring into the room to revile the immodest chaos. The bed was a mess with sheets pulled out-of-place and pillows tossed across the room. Some empty whip cream cans were scattered about on the floor with a ranch sauce bottle at the foot of the bed. There was a couple of carrots scattered along the floor as well. Kakashi was on the bed with his face buried in a white pillow. He had a sheet covering his bare ass cheeks and his arms were wrapped around the pillow he was smothered in. He slept quietly in peace from his lover running him down last night.
Minato on the other was already up and was sitting on the bed naked. He stretched and let his body pop and crack. He yawned and looked at his lover. A silver ring hugged one of his fingers. The engagement ring. Minato smiled and was happy, but there was a lot of planning to do.
The man got up and walked over to the window. The outside air was stinging his skin like a light pinch. He closed the window and pulled over some boxers that were dark red and said "You can tickle my pickle" in pink words that look like they were fading. He kissed the back of his lovers neck and left the room to get something to eat.
Down stairs in the kitchen Itachi had a tray out and was making food.
"Hey Itachi! Making food already?" Minato asked the man.
"You're already awake?" Itachi asked. "Oh my."
"What's wrong?" Minato asked confused.
"I was going to make you and Kakashi breakfast in bed, but..." Itachi said in a worry tone.
"You still can. Well for Kakashi baby. He might need it." Minato smirked. "I don't know if he can walk for a while." He chuckled.
"Oh. I think I will then." Itachi said and continued making food. Minato helped by pulling a blueberry Pop-tart out and placing it on the tray. Zabuza and Haku walked in and sat at the table where some food was made. Zabuza poured himself some orange juice and stacked his plate with lavishing food. Haku did the same, but not as much for he was watching his wait.
"Here you go Minato. And when you come down can you wake the kids?" Itachi asked.
"No problem." Minato winked and dashed up stairs with the tray of food. Minato slowly opened the door and peaked inside. Kakashi was still in the same place. Minato smirked and tippy toed in silently. Minato turned and placed the tray on the bed side table. Minato turned to his lover and then noticed he was gone. The imprint of a body was there, but no Kakashi.
"Fuck." Minato breathed and felt a warm waft on his neck that gave him chills. Minato smirked. "You sneaky bitch you." Minato told his lover. Kakashi wrapped his arms around his man and rested his head on Minatos shoulder.
"You didn't wake me up." Kakashi told his lover and pulled him closer to his bare body.
"I'm sorry, but I was sure you would be exhausted from last night and sore as hell if you tried walking." Minato told his lover with care.
"Sore?" Kakashi asked. "I'm not sore."
"Yea, I can tell." Minato kissed his lover passionately on the lips. "I brought you food. I made it my self." Kakashi stared at the man in horror.
"You cooked!?" Kakashi asked.
"Of course I cook love." Minato turned to his lover and sat him down on the bed. Kakashi was naked still and his hair was messy from last night. Minato handed him the tray and Kakashi looked at it.
"Itachi did this, didn't he?" Kakashi lifted one eyebrow and asked his love. Minato smiled.
"I did do the Pop-tart." Minato chuckled. Kakashi sighed, but smiled.
"I know you can't cook love." Kakashi told his love.
"I might surprise you one day!" Minato told his man.
"You surprise me everyday." Kakashi told his love but Minato already left to wake the kids. He slid the door open to find Naruto in boxers spooning Sasuke with Sai spooning Naruto. Minato bite his lip to try to stop himself from laughing. Kiba and Akamaru were on another bed next to the wall. Sakura and Hinata were asleep in the bed. Hinata was awake and blushing from Sakura, who was spooning her and had her face buried in her hair. Minato did a toothy smile and walked over to his son.
Minato looked around and smiled devilishly to himself. Minato grabbed the covers and pulled them off and stripped his son off his boxers to replace them with a pair of pink girl undies that was lacy and ran up his butt. Minato spanked his sons ass and Naruto woke up with a jolt.
"O-oto-san? What?" Naruto looked around the room. Sasuke and Sai got up and looked at the man. Kiba moaned and Akamaru dashed down stairs to bet let outside.
"Sexy undies there son." Minato winked. "What you do last night?"
"What?" Naruto looked down at his pink lacy bulge and went wide-eyed. "WHAT!?" Naruto asked himself.
"Nice underwear! Hahaha!" Kiba smiled and laughed.
"Naruto...I didn't know you were like that." Sasuke told his love.
"No Sasuke! I don't wear these! REALLY!" Naruto said with confusion.
"Hmm. I like this side of you." Sai told his love and got on top of the blond boy.
"No, no, no! I don't wear this kind of stuff!" Naruto told everyone.
"You know what they say. Morning sex is the best sex." Sai smiled and pushed his lover to the floor. Sasuke kicked the boy off and sent him flying to the girl's side.
"Ekkkk!" Sakura kicked the boy out the window.
"Kahahaahaa!" Minato ran out of the room laughing his balls off. Kakashi was wearing pink boxers that said "Cutie Pie" on them in purple. Minato smirked at his lover.
"What are you so happy about?" Kakashi asked. "Did your balls finally drop?"
"Fuhaahaa! No, I mean yes!" Minato laughed. Kakashi smirked and left to go get dressed. Minato got up and left to get dressed as well.
Down stairs Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Kiba, Akamaru, Sakura, Hinata, Haku, Zabuza, and Itachi were eating the food that Itachi made. Kakashi was already full and Minato pulled out a chair to start digging in.
"BANG!" The front door flew open and Jiraiya stumbled in. His clothes were on backwards and his hair was a mess. He was carrying his shoes and walked into the kitchen.
"Hey." Jiraiya greeted and grabbed a fresh muffin.
"Here we go." Kakashi sighed.
"Nice of you to join us." Itachi told his friend.
"Mhh." Jiraiya said with him mouth full.
"How was your night?" Minato asked his master.
"Better than yours." Jiraiya told his student.
"Hehe. I bet not." Minato chuckled a challenge.
"Damn! My fingers smell like a tackle box!" Jiraiya told everyone.
"Aweeee! Sick!"
"I'm done!"
"Ewwww!"
"Wash your hands!"
"Why do you have to make everything so awkward?" Everyone was grossed out and stopped eating.
"Well they do. Wanna smell Naruto?" Jiraiya held his fingers out.
"No way!" Naruto backed up. "Get away from me!"
"Hahaa!" Jiraiya laughed at the boy. "Just like your father."
"What?" Minato asked.
"Wanna smell Sasuke?" Jiraiya asked.
"Hell no!" Sasuke pulled away.
"I'll smell." Sai volunteered.
"If you say so." Jiraiya held his fingers out. Sai placed his nose up the perverts fingers and sniffed.
"It does." Sai agreed.
"Eww!" Sakura said grossed out.
"Sai, you don't willingly smell a mans fingers." Kakashi told his student.
"Hahahaa. I'm taking a shower." Jiraiya went up stairs. Everyone was silent.
"He touched the muffins." Itachi pointed out.
"I'm not eating any muffins." Kiba told everyone.
"Well, that sure is a mood ruiner." Kakashi told himself. Minato sighed in agreement.
"Anyways. I have something I need to talk to you all about." Minato announced. "I would like everyone to meet in the living room in ten minutes." Minato ordered and got up from the table.
"Great. Another meeting." Sakura sighed and left to get changed into better clothes.
Down stairs in the living room everyone was gathered for Minatos announcement. Adults were on the couch and kids and dog on the floor around the table. Minato was standing in front of everyone with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Ok so I have some ideas for the wedding. Like the cake." Minato told everyone. Kakashi was next to him and grabbed the paper from his lover.
"Itachi, Haku. You are in charge of the wedding cake." Kakashi ordered. Itachi went wide-eyed.
"I've never done a wedding cake before! Oh my! It'll be German chocolate with a filling of bavarian, and it will stand four-NO! Five feet high!" Itachi smiled as he was overjoyed. Haku smiled and was ready for it as well.
"It will be a wonderful cake!" Haku smiled warmly.
"Well there's the cake. Jiraiya and Zabuza will be in charge of the..." Minato started.
"No way! I don't want to plan your guys wedding dresses!" Jiraiya grumped.
"...bachelor party and sake." Minato ordered.
"Hell yea I'm in!" Jiraiya cheered and Zabuza agreed with the pervert with a high-five.
"Sakura and Hinata will do the wedding decorations." Kakashi read the list.
"Yea! I love weddings!" Sakura cheered.
"I can't wait!" Hinata cheered with the girl.
"And the boys...you guys need to go get tuxes." Minato ordered.
"That's it?" Naruto asked.
"Hey you. This wedding is going to be sooner then you think." Kakashi told the boy.
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"It's going to be a fall wedding." Minato told the boys.
"That soon?!" Naruto asked. "What's the rush?"
"Well boy, when you've been in a relationship as long as us...and been waiting for the right moment..." Minato told his spunky son as he wrapped his lusty arms around his lover.
"Don't go there oto-san!" Naruto threatened.
"You're no fun!" Minato grumbled. "Anyways, I'll set up a date for all of us to go get our suits fitted."
"Great. But I have to warn you Minato. I don't do suits." Jiraiya told his student.
"Women love a man in suit." Minato smirked.
"Get me the finest you can find! Hahaa!" Jiraiya did a crooked smile.
"Showing off for your girl friend?" Kakashi asked.
"Nah, we broke up." Jiraiya told the man. Everyone looked puzzled.
"What? Why?" Naruto asked.
"Yea, thought you guys looked cute." Kiba smirked.
"Arf!" Akamaru agreed.
"You know I have to keep my reputation of a lady's man. Hehe." Jiraiya chuckled.
"In other words she broke up with him." Minato gave it straight.
"Shut up brat!" Jiraiya yelled and everyone laughed at the pervert.
"She saw his hairy ass and screamed probably." Kakashi chuckled and everyone laughed.
"Nah, she saw his chest and back hair and thought he was a yeti." Naruto laughed.
"Or a sweater." Sasuke added and everyone roared with laughter.
"Did it hurt when she tried to take it off?" Itachi asked and another wave of laughter came over the group.
"Lick my prick!" The pervert yelled.
"No thanks. It's too fucking hairy for me." Zabuza told the pervert.
The rest of the day they all went out to eat to celebrate the couple and planed more of the wedding. No one was sure of the place it would be at, but knew it would be romantic where ever it would be. Tomorrow would be the day they brought over their friends and tell them the blissful news over a cook out. But someone by the group heard their conversation and cloaked in darkness and with breaking news they had to tell their organization about.
Again, I'm so sorry. It was supposed to be up last night, but it wasn't finished. Anyways...cook out party at Minatos and Kakashis? Sounds like fun. R and R.
