I do not own Naruto. I also do not own Kanji, Teddie, Riku, Sora, Zack, Cloud, Marluxia. For JJ. Sorry for the long wait...I've been so busy.
Chapter 10
The morning sky was light pink and red that seem to make the air glow as a light drizzle started up. The air was warm, just perfect for a day like this. Rays of light broke through the roseate clouds and warmed the village to wake the people up for another day. The sound of rain hitting the roof woke the blond boy from his solid slumber.
Naruto slowly opened his eyes that were heavy and sluggish. He looked over to his jet-black haired lover. Sasuke was in an alluring slumber. Naruto smirked to himself and snuggled up to his moon kissed prince. Sasuke didn't stir, but Sai did. Sai looked over to see his lover spooning that Uchiha boy. Sai glared daggers at the boy, but two can play that game.
Sai grabbed his blond lover around the waist and snuggled up against the boy. Naruto shot open his eyes in shock and surprise.
"Sai?" Naruto called.
"Hmm?" Sai wondered as he closed his eyes and smiled for real.
"Are you naked?" Naruto asked the boy.
"Why yes I am. Thank you for noticing." Sais smile widened.
"Oh god! Get off of me!" Naruto jumped up off the floor and shivered. "That's borderline nasty!"
"You liked it." Sai winked.
"What is going on?" Sasuke asked groggily with his black hair spiked up more than normal.
"Sasuke my love!" Naruto jumped on his lover and tackled him to the floor.
"Guh!" Sasuke grunted and sighed, but gave a small smile. Sai growled at the boys which made him grind his teeth together.
"Naruto...do you have to jump on me every time I wake up?" Sasuke pushed the boy off of his almost naked body.
"Sasuke. I would like to battle you. For Narutos love." Sai stood up and pointed at the boy. Sasuke glared at the boy, but thought he was kidding.
"You're joking...right?" Sasuke asked as he rested one arm over his knee.
"Whaa? Sasuke? You won't fight for me, my love?" Naruto asked devastated and crushed.
"No you moron. We already know who's going to win this fight." Sasuke said bluntly. Sai glared at the boy.
"I will. Love will show me the way...to kick your ass!" Sai told the prince. Sasuke looked at the boy. He didn't know whether to take him seriously or laugh. Naruto was puzzled and felt emotionally tormented by this.
"Let us fight Sasuke." Sai said as the sheets fell from his hips and reveled his pale penis.
"I rather not." Sasuke told the boy again and looked at the boy in a disturbed way.
"Stop checking me out." Sai told the boy as he blushed a little.
"Sick Sasuke!" Naruto told his lover. Sasuke glared at his lover.
"I'm not checking him out!" Sasuke reassured his lover.
"You guys are way too fucking noisy!" Kiba yelled at the boys and Akamaru whimpered in agreement.
"Naruto! Sai! Stop being gay and shut up!" Sakura hollered at the boys from the other side of the room.
"Yea really." Kiba mumbled.
"Stop having sex with your damn dog, Kiba!" Naruto yelled back.
"WHAT?! W-who does that?! I don't do that!" Kiba shouted and Akamaru whimpered. "Shhh. Down boy."
"Kuku." Sasuke chuckled at the dog lover.
"I'm going to fucking kill you, Naruto!" Kiba tackled the blond boy to the floor. Sasuke sighed at the immature boys. Sai watched and smiled. He jumped in on the fight, but he wasn't fighting much.
"Sai?! Are you naked?!" Kiba asked as he had Naruto in a head lock and Sai was wrapped around his lovers leg with Akamaru biting Sais leg.
"Idiots." Sasuke said but Naruto ripped his lover over into the mess. "Gahh! Naruto!" Sasuke yelled at his beloved. Sakura ripped opened the curtain to find the mess of boys on the floor.
"Will you guys just-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" Sakura yelled and Hinata fainted from the clash of half-naked boys.
"It's not what you think?" Kiba asked.
"It's an all guy orgy. Leave." Sai ordered the girls.
"Graaah!" Sakura yelled.
Itachi and the pervert were down stairs drinking coffee and eating muffins with Pop-tarts.
"I love these muffins Itachi." Jiraiya told the messy haired man.
"Thank you. I bake them with love."
"Whatever." Jiraiya blew him off.
"THUD!"
"When are those damn kids going to wake up quietly?" Zabuza asked as he walked into the kitchen with his lover tagging behind him.
"Probably never." Jiraiya sighed.
"Ooo. Coffee!" Haku said and grabbed a mug.
"Not too much now Haku. I don't need you to turn in to some over hyper psychopath." Zabuza told his love and Haku rolled his eyes.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled and the blond boy came dashing down the steps with Sasuke, Sai, Kiba, and Akamaru trailing behind him.
"Good morning Sasuke!" Itachi smiled at his brother with love. Sasuke glared at the man.
"What did you do now Naruto?" Jiraiya asked his student.
"Why does everyone think I did something?" Naruto cried.
"Because you're the one who always pisses her off." Jiraiya told the boy.
"I did nothing this time! Really!" Naruto pleaded for someone to believe him.
"I believe you." Sai smiled and winked.
"Shut up Sai." Naruto ordered.
"Sasuke. I have something for you." Itachi told his little brother. Sasuke was hesitant about this.
"I bet it's a sausage." Sai smirked.
"Shut the fuck up Sai." Sasuke threatened between his teeth.
"How rued." Sai huffed. Itachi pulled out an apron that was a pastel blue and had Sasukes name on it in pastel pink with a small chibi of Sasuke on it in the bottom corner. The chibi had a smile on his face with little blush marks on his cheeks. Sasuke bite his inner cheek.
"Isn't it adorable? I worked on it all last night. Please don't hate it, I put all of my love into it." Itachi blushed with a small smile.
"Now that's sweet." Haku said warmly with a smile on his face.
"Hahaha! That's great." Jiraiya laughed at the brothers.
"Awwww! I want to learn how to cook now!" Sakura squealed as she laid her eyes on the apron.
"I can teach you." Itachi told the girl.
"You're a woman and you don't know how to cook?!" Naruto asked. "No wonder why you're single!"
"NARUTO!" Sakura round house kicked the boy in the face and he was sent flying out the back door.
"Daaamn girl." Zabuza said as he took a sip of coffee.
"Yea, really. All she drinks is muscle milk." Jiraiya told the man.
"Fuhahahaa!" The pervert and Zabuza shared a laugh together.
"Can you teach me how to cook Itachi?" Sakura asked the man and Hinata nodded in agreement.
"Why sure. I love teaching people how to cook!" Itachi smiled. "And I'm going to need help today with the big cook out!"
"Yes!" Hinata and Sakura high-fived each other.
"Maybe we should stay away from them while they are cooking." Sasuke told his blond lover as he helped him up.
"Half of my face is numb." Naruto complained and rubbed his cheek where he was kicked.
"You suck at trying to get girls to like you." Sasuke smirked and mocked.
"Girls are so mean, but why do I need one when I have you?" Naruto asked his lover and wrapped his arms around Sasukes waist.
"Moron." Sasuke mumbled with a smile.
"You can be my wing man any day." Naruto licked his lovers cheek. Sasuke glared at the boy.
"Hey...where's the love birds?" Jiraiya asked as he looked around the kitchen.
"I have no idea." Haku told the old man. "I bet their tiered from last night."
"Haku! Don't say such things at the table!" Zabuza ordered. "How do you even know that anyways?!"
"I heard them last night when I was in the bathroom." Haku explained. "It's hard to go pee when there's screaming and banging going on next door."
"Fuhahaa! This is going to be a great day." The pervert told himself.
Itachi started up the grill and the girls were right there next to him helping with Haku in the kitchen. Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, and Sai were in the living room cleaning, while the Super perv kick backed and watched the boys.
"Hey! You missed a spot boy!" Jiraiya yelled at his student and pointed over to the corner where a piece of paper was laying on the floor all by its lonesome self.
"Hey, hey! Why don't you do something?" Naruto grumbled and walked over to pick it up. Naruto pinched the paper between his fingers and noticed it was a white envelope.
"Hmm?" Naruto flipped it open and noticed a picture inside. Naruto grabbed the picture and slid it out to get a better look.
In the kitchen a groggily Minato and Kakashi stumbled down the steps. Minato was wearing bright purple boxers that said "Pretty Pink Princess!" in white wording. Kakashi on the other hand was wearing black sweats and his mask.
"Damn...over slept again." Minato ran his fingers through his blond bed head hair that was teased from a night of tossing and turning.
"I need my coffee and Pop-tarts..." Kakashi groaned. Minato smirked at his prince and twisted his fingers around his lovers. Kakashi glanced at his love and gave a hidden smirk. Minato pulled his lover into a tight embrace and slapped Kakashis ass.
"Minato, please." Kakashi gave a blush and Minato chuckled at his man.
"Come here you." Minato leaned in to kiss his lover passionately on the lips.
"WHOOOOOAAAAA!" Naruto yelled from the living room. Minato and Kakashi pulled away and dashed to the other room. Everyone scampered in the room and spotted Naruto crouched in the corner of the room, facing the wall.
"What is it boy?" Minato asked his son.
"I think he just saw a naked girl for the first time." Jiraiya smirked at his cocky remark. Sasuke glared at the pervert, but said nothing.
"Jiraiya, did you bring porn into my house?" Kakashi glared at the man.
"I remember the first time I saw a naked girl. It was gross." Sai gave a fake smile.
"Yea right! When did you see a naked chick?" Kiba smirked with disbelieve.
"A chick? I said a girl, not a baby chicken." Sai told the mutts owner.
"Sai..." Kiba face-palmed himself and Akamaru whimpered.
"Naruto? Are you ok?" Sasuke asked his blond lover. Naruto turned and had a wide smile on his face.
"I found that photo." Naruto held up the white envelope.
"Photo?" Itachi wondered.
"You mean from that Uno game?" Jiraiya asked surprised.
"Yea, yea! Hehe!" Naruto chuckled.
"Where did you find that?" Minato asked his son.
"In this corner."
"I want to see it!" Sakura rushed over Sasuke and Sai right on her heels.
"It's a picture of Kakashi and he's-HEY!" Kakashi snatched the envelop from the boy.
"You really shouldn't say things about your master when he's right in front of you." Kakashi told his students before dashing off somewhere with the picture.
"That's not fair!" Naruto yelled in anger.
"Damn. I really wanted to see it too." Sasuke sighed and walked off.
"Ok. Sorry for being random, but I've had a question on my mind that's been bugging me." Kiba switched the topic and everyone was staring at the boy, waiting.
"If Minato and Kakashi are getting married. Then will Kakashi be Narutos mother?" Kiba asked in a humorless tone and face. Everyone stared in silents.
"Fuhahaahaa!" The Super perv roared with laughter.
"Hmm. Never thought of it that way before." Minato pondered to himself.
"A happy family! How sweet!" Haku smiled and said sweetly. Zabuza rolled his eyes at his cross dresser love.
"Back to cooking ladies...and Haku!" Itachi ordered and they rushed off to the kitchen. Kakashi entered the room again and Naruto tackled the man to the floor.
"W-what?!" Kakashi asked in confusion.
"Okaa-san!" Naruto yelled and hugged his master/new mother.
"What?!" Kakashi asked again, wide-eyed. Minato smirked at his fiancé and winked.
"If you're marring me, then you have to take Naruto as your new son." Minato told his lover. Kakashi just stared at the man, but sighed and shrugged.
"I'm not you're mother Naruto, but you're...second father." Kakashi told his soon to be son.
"I got a okaa-san! Yes!" Naruto shouted and jumped around the room in sheer joy. Kakashi sighed again and Minato gave a signature smirk.
About six in the afternoon Itachi, Haku, and the girls were done with the food and the boys finally got done with the house cleaning. Minato, Zabuza, and Jiraiya left to get sake and didn't come back till seven. By the time they did get there, guests were already showing up.
Choji and Shikamaru were already eating some of the amazing food Itachi and the girls made. Naruto and Kiba were also eating with them, till Sasuke told them about how the girls didn't know how to cook and this is the first thing they ever made. But Choji continued to eat. Kakashi was having a conversation with Nicolas Cage at one of the tables. The girls and Sai were gathered around a table talking to Michael Bay along with Guy and Lee.
"How long were we gone?" Minato asked his master.
"I thought it was just half an hour, but I kinda lost track of time looking at all the different sakes." Jiraiya confessed.
"Let's open some sake bottles and get smashed already." Zabuza said bluntly. The guys smirked and nodded in agreement.
Itachi walked by the table that was covered in all of his hard work, but realized it was cleared of any edible objects.
"What?" Itachi asked himself as he looked puzzled at the empty table.
"I believe it would be him that did this to your food." Haku whispered and pointed to Choji, who was licking his lips and rubbing his bloated stomach. Itachi nodded and knew what he must do.
Over at the table where Guy, Lee, Michael Bay, the two girls, and Sai was the were drinking lemonade and eating spring rolls with chicken strips.
"We can't stay longer. We have training soon! Right Lee?" Guy asked his student with his signature smile.
"Yes, Guy sensei!" Lee said in an overly excited way.
"Why isn't anything exploding?!" Michael Bay asked th ninjas. Everyone looked at the man in wonder why he was here and who invited him.
Then everyone looked up to the sky, for something or someone caught their eye. A person was skydiving down from a plane that was on fire. The person pulled a string and a parachute came out viciously, but then unfolded out gently with the wind. The plane exploded into flames, only to vanish from the sky.
"Hell yea! Now that's an explosion!" Micheal Bay yelled for more and praised.
"CRUNCH!" The person landed right in the backyard tree.
"Whoo! Hell yea! That was bitch'n!" Naruto yelled in excitement. Minato, Jiraiya, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, and Naruto ran over to help the man dangling from the trees mangled limbs. The man unbuckled himself from the parachute and landed on his feet with a hard thud. He removed his goggles and rubbed his eyes. His face was grubby with dirt, soot, and excess plane debris.
"Sorry I'm late. I had to take care of somethings before coming to your cook out." Vin Diesel told the group of ninjas as he pulled off his gloves and a huge bag that was strapped onto his back.
"Well I would ask you how you're ride over was, but I think we all know the answer to that." Jiraiya smirked.
"Thrilling." Vin said bluntly and placed his hundred pound bag on a table. "Got any beer?"
"Always." Minato smirked and tossed the overly buffed man a can.
"You sir! I would love to make a movie with you and Nicolas Cage!" Micheal Bay said cheery.
"Sure." Vin agreed, only cause he knew he was going to get payed ass loads.
"Yes! Come on, I'll tell you the plot of the movie in my limo on the way to my mansion." Micheal told the two guys.
"Sorry Minato. But, hey! Congratulations on your engagement! I'll be at the wedding!" Vin told his friend as he grabbed his bag and followed the crazy director and Nicolas. "Promise!"
"Yea, same. Just send me a letter or invitation." Nicolas told the lovers.
"Don't worry. I'll get Kakashi right on that!" Minato yelled back.
"Hey! Don't forget David Bowie!" Nicolas reminded his ninja friends.
"Haha! Got it!" Minato winked and gave a thumbs up.
"Your friends are awesome oto-san!" Naruto told his father.
"I know." Minato gave a toothy smile.
"We should get going as well." Guy said and got up from his chair. "Come on Lee! Time for training!"
"Yes sensei!" Lee followed his master out of the backyard and into the village.
"Bye Lee!" Sakura smiled warmly and waved. Lee blushed like mad and waved back, but missed the roof top he was jumping to and fell into a trash can.
"Lee! Stop lolly gagging and let's go!" Guy called out. Lee picked himself up and followed his master.
"I think he likes you Sakura." Naruto smiled a toothy smile. Sakura smiled at the boy.
"He might. But my heart belongs to Sasuke." Sakura sighed with a smile. Naruto glared at the girl who threatened to steal his man.
"Hey, Minato, Kakashi! Someones at the door!" Jiraiya called the love birds.
"More guests?" Kakashi asked his lover.
"I didn't call anyone else. Did you Kakashi baby?" Minato walked inside to answer the door.
"I don't think anyone invited them." Sai told the group.
"Them?" Sasuke asked the boy.
"Yea. It's the-" Sai stared to tell them, but got cut off by a group of men in robes walking throw the back door.
The Akatsuki. Naruto, Sakura, Jiraiya, Kiba, Hinata, Kakashi, and Minato wondered what they were doing here. Sasuke had a pretty good idea why they were here.
"Hello." Obito smirked for everyone to see, for he had no mask on.
"Why are you here?" Naruto growled.
"It seems one of our members has strayed off into this...lovely gay ninja house." Obito explained and everyone turned to look at Itachi who was holding a tray of food.
"Oh dear. I thought you wouldn't find me here." Itachi bite his lower lip in frustration. Sasuke sighed at his older brother.
"Plus we heard two men were getting married." Deidara pointed out. "We don't like that sort of thing."
"Yes. We are the anti-gay clan as well." Hidan spoke up.
"I'm sorry, but I don't think that's any of your business." Kakashi told the group.
"Stop the wedding or we will stop it our selfs." Obito said in a cold tone that was dead serious.
"No." Minato said in an empowering voice.
"Fine." Obito smirked and snapped his fingers. The group behind him scattered around them and started to trash the back yard and house. Flipping tables, throwing food, kicking puppies and Akamaru, hiding the remote control that went to the TV, opening and dumping the beer/sake down the sink, jumping on the bed and ripping the sheets/blankets off; all that kind of sick things.
"Get out of my house!" Minato ordered.
"Why does everyone destroy our house?" Kakashi sighed heavily and got out the broom.
"Get out of here!" Minato shoved some robed covered men out the door.
"We will be back. Mark my words Minato, Kakashi." Obito glared as he promised the lovers.
Minato and Kakashi looked around the petty house that was now trashed. Minato sighed and hugged his silver-haired prince.
"Oh love. How did this happen?" Minato cried to his man.
"I told you not to open the door." Kakashi told his lover as he hugged back.
"Wow. They sure did a number on your house." Jiraiya mumbled under his breath.
"Go pack your thinks Kakashi baby." Minato told his man and pecked him on the cheek. Kakashi was puzzled.
"Why?"
"We are taking a miniature vacation." Minato winked.
"Yea! Yea! This is going to be awesome!" Naruto jumped and hollered.
"You are not going son." Minato pointed out.
"Whaaaaaat?!" Naruto asked and gave a pouty face.
"This is for Kakashi and I only." Minato told his son. "Plus, I don't think you want to go on this trip."
"What is it?" Itachi asked.
"The Gay Pride Ride." Minato gave a toothy smile.
"What the hell is that?" Jiraiya asked as he opened up some sake that can be saved before being poured down a sink.
"We'll be back in a few days. Don't destroy the house...or don't destroy it anymore then it has been." Minato called out and walked out the front door.
"Wait! Oto-san!" Naruto followed his father out the door.
"Naruto..." Minato sighed and ran his fingers through his blond hair. Naruto stopped in his tracks to see a guy on a purple motorcycle. Kanji was in tight pink short shorts and shirtless with leather boots on and sunglasses.
"Naruto. This is Kanji. Kanji...Naruto." Minato looked over his sons should for his love.
"Hey. How you doing?" Kanji asked the boy. Naruto looked in horror at the man. The rest of the ninjas walked out of the house and went wide-eyed at the man on the bike.
"Holy shit." Jiraiya mumble.
"Is that another one of your friends?" Haku asked Minato.
"Yes he is, Haku." Kakashi told the cross dresser and pulled his backpack onto his back.
"We're going on a bike ride." Minato announced.
"HEEEEYYYYY BOOOYYYYS!" A blond boy wearing a blue and white dress that looked like an Alice in Wonderland called from on the back of the purple bike. "I'm Teddie! Nice to meet you!"
"I'm going back in the house." Zabuza told everyone and left. Sai waved and smiled at the boy.
"Hello Kanji, Teddie."
"Sai..." Sakura sighed at the boy.
"This is so strange." Hinata whispered to Sakura.
"Haven't you found our house of gay ass ninjas strange yet?" Sakura asked the man.
"Umm..." Hinata glanced at Naruto. "No..."
"Oh dear..." Sakura sighed again. Three more bikes pulled up. A baby blue bike pulled up and on it was Zack and Cloud.
"Hey boys. Did I miss anything?" Zack asked as he pulled off his goggles.
"Hey Zack, Cloud." Minato smirked. Another bike was magenta and in it was Riku and Sora.
"Sorry we're late." Riku apologized.
"No problem. Kakashi and I are a little late as well." Minato said.
"We had some unexpected people and they kinda destroyed our house." Kakashi told their friends.
"Damn, I'm sorry to here that." Riku mumbled.
"Riku! Watch your mouth." Sora told his love.
"I'm so sorry my love."
"Riku, you're so funny." Sora joked. On the third bike that was hot pink; Marluxia in khakis and a deep white V neck shirt with a red rose in his mouth.
"Hello...Minato. Kakashi." He said in a handsome voice. "Jump into the side car and we'll be on our way." He winked.
"Ohhhhhh...he's gay." Sai whispered to Sakura. Sakura face palmed and slapped the boy across the face.
"That would of hurt if I could feel pain." Sai told the girl.
"You're fucking creepy." Sasuke told the boy.
"Well don't do anything stupid while we're gone!" Minato told the ninjas and jumped in the side car with Kakashi snugged in next to him.
"Please don't burn down the house." Kakashi begged.
"If they do...we'll make them a part of our sex party." Minato threatened.
"Oooooo! Sex party!" Teddie shrieked with joy.
"Sounds sexy." Riku licked his lips.
"Good bye!" Minato waved and the bikes took off towards the sunset.
After the lovers left the group of ninjas were quiet and walked back into the house. Zabuza was flipping the small coffee table back over and Haku was picking up the pillows that went to the couch. Itachi and the girls were cleaning dishes and Kiba was rubbing Akamarus belly. After the house was some what clean, they all met in the living room.
"So. What now?" Itachi asked. The kids shrugged at the man.
"How about we play telephone?" Sakura asked.
"Yea." Haku and Hinata agreed with pink haired girl.
"No way! That's a lame game!" Naruto growled. "How about we play the Nerves game."
"Hell yea!" Jiraiya smirked.
"Hell no!" Sakura yelled. "That's a perverted game!"
"I want to play...only if Sasuke plays." Itachi told the group.
"Ok, ok! Who's first?" Naruto asked.
"Me. I never played this game before." Sai smiled as he held his hand up.
"Figures." Sasuke snorted. Sai ignored the boy.
"Ok I'm going to start at your foot and work my way up your leg and so on. Tell me when you get nerves." Naruto told the boy.
"I think I might like this game." Sai smiled.
"Ewww. I don't think I can watch." Sakura said in disgust. Naruto started and slid his hand slowly up the boys leg and past his knee to his thigh.
"Umm...aren't you nerves yet Sai?" Sasuke asked the boy when Naruto was almost to his genitals. Sai did a real smile.
"Nope. I'm not nerves." He told the boy.
"You're joking right?" Naruto stopped his hand before it came in contacted with Sais water snake.
"Darn." Sai sighed.
"Here, I'll finish it." Sasuke walked over and punched Sai in the balls. Sai balled over in pain, coughing and gagging.
"Mother fucker." Jiraiya said in pain. "I feel so sorry for the boy."
"Guess what!" Itachi called from the kitchen. "Guess who left their whip cream cabinet open!"
Itachi came in with two whip cream cans in his hands and sprayed his student.
"Ahhh! Who knows where that's been!" Naruto yelled as he got covered in white extra creamy whip cream.
"Delicious." Sasuke winked and smiled at his lover. Naruto blushed.
"Hahaha! You guys are weird." Kiba laughed at the boys and Akamaru ran over to lick the blond boy clean.
"Let's have some fun while they're gone! Like a whip cream war." Jiraiya left into the kitchen and soon reappeared with a dozen cans of whip cream.
"Every one grab a can or two." The pervert ordered. Couple minutes later everyone was chasing each other around the house and spraying whip cream.
"Hey boys. Try to find me." A naked Sai winked as he flipped the lights off.
"Gahhh! Sai, I know that's you!" Naruto yelled as he felt a hand touch his shoulder.
"Turn on the lights! Turn it on! Do it, do it, do it now!" Kiba yelled franticly, scared for his genitals being groped.
"Where's that bastard at!?" Zabuza asked.
CRASH
"I didn't know we had a fur rug!" Jiraiya said.
"YIP!"
"Never mind..." Jiraiya called.
"Akamaru!" Kiba called.
"I found the lights!" Naruto called and flipped the switch. Everyone looked around for the naked boy, but found nothing.
"Where did he go?" Jiraiya asked.
"I have no idea..." Haku told the pervert.
"I'm going to bed. Come on Hinata." Sakura told the boys.
"O-ok. Good night everyone." Hinata called. Everyone mumbled a good night to the girls.
"I think I have to agree with the girls. I'm pretty worn down myself." Jiraiya yawned and scratched his ass. "Well I'm going to be bed. Night ladies! Hehe..." The pervert crashed on the couch.
"Yea, yea! Let's go to bed Sasuke!" Naruto jumped on Sasukes whip creamed back.
"Guhh!" Sasuke grunted as his lover hugged his back. "Naruto!" Sasuke leaned back and Naruto slid off and hit the floor.
"Sasuke!" The boy whimpered.
"C'mon you dunce." Sasuke smirked and ordered his love.
"Heh." Naruto smirked and followed his dream boat.
Everyone settled in for the night and it was dead silent through out the house. No one was awake and not even the frogs and crickets were out. They retired for the summer and the lovers for the night. The group of ninjas slept passionately that night, in more ways than one.
Wow, that chapter sucked...sorry for the wait again. R and R.