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Question:

My Answer:

Characters: Paul X Dawn, as requested by Romantic.

Summary: Everyone, go check out Romantic's fic 'Poke Academy', because it's amazing and needs much more love and reviews than it's getting : )

Everytime

"The answer is no," Paul deadpanned.

Dawn fanned out a series of photographs between her fingers: photographs of Paul tending to clefairies and cleffa, with Reggie at his side. "If you don't, these hit the internet," she declared.

He glared at her. She glared back at him.

Then he snatched the photos from her and stomped out onto the stage.

000

"I wonder if Dawn actually got him to do it," Lyra wondered aloud as her, Ash and Brock sat at the bar.

In response the spotlight on the stage dimmed, and the karaoke version of Cascada's 'Everytime We Touch' began blaring.

"'I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me,'" Dawn began in disharmonious tones, walking out onto the stage. "'I still feel your touch in my dreams.'"

"'Forgive me, my weakness,'" finished Paul, stepping into the spotlight. Lyra and Ash guffawed as he yelled the lyrics, spitting them out of his mouth as if they were the sourest of lemons. "'But I don't know why; without you, it's hard to survive.'"

"This is so going on Youtube," Lyra chortled, whipping out her camera to start recording. "Eat Paul's dust, Rebecca Black!"

"More like eat Paul's monotone," Brock chuckled.

Lyra laughed so hard that she nearly dropped the camera. Despite the shakiness, the video got a million hits the night later.