Ok I don't think this one is as long, but it's a chapter...enjoy!
Chapter 11
The morning air was freezing and the month was coming to an end. It was darker out then usual and birds started to clump together for the long flight for the winter. A layer of detailed frost lightly blanked the grass. People in the village got up slower than usual for the hate of cold air. The sky was covered in dark clouds that threatened a storm.
In the house of ninjas was silent...kinda... The pervert down stairs was snoring away. Poor Itachi, Haku, and Zabuza were already wide awake.
"I can't sleep like this damn it!" Zabuza said and got up from his floor bed.
"Zabuza? Where are you going?" Haku asked.
"Making me some coffee." He snorted and left the room.
"..."
"He knows how to make coffee?" Itachi asked the cross dresser.
"No..." Haku told the hansom man. Itachi and Haku rushed to the kitchen to stop the man.
Upstairs the teenage ninjas slept soundly. Naruto was snuggled up on Sasukes warm bare chest. Sasuke moved lightly.
"Mhhh..." Naruto sighed.
"Did I wake you?" Sasuke asked in a groggily voice.
"...you smell sexy...like a man..." Naruto mumbled. Sasuke smirked at his blond lover.
"You ready to get up?" Sasuke asked.
"Why does the night have to be so short?" Naruto complained.
"Heh...You don't have to worry for long. Nights will be getting longer." Sasuke smirked again.
"And colder." Naruto added as he got up groggily and rubbed his crusty eyes. Sasuke got up and pulled on a pair of black sweats and a hoodie. Naruto stood up and looked for a pair of sweats for him.
"Where the hell are my sweats?" Naruto tossed some clothing around. "It was here just the other day..." He mumbled to himself.
"BANG!" The closet door ripped open and a naked Sai jumped out and on to Narutos back.
"YOU FOUND ME! My love!" Sai hugged the blond boy.
"Ghaa!" Naruto yelled. "Get off of me!" Naruto ordered.
"Love! Why didn't you look for me last night?" Sai asked in a sad tone. "I forgive you though." Sai smiled.
"Sai! Would you knock it off?" Sasuke demanded. Sai glared at the messy haired boy and flipped him the bird.
"That's it!" Sasuke tackled the naked boy.
"Don't hurt me love!" Naruto told his man as he fell to the floor. Kiba jolted awake.
"W-what the hell?!" Kiba asked groggily. "What are you guys doing?!"
"Arf!" Akamaru joined in.
"No don't Akamaru!" Kiba ordered and went after his furry lover.
"Kiba! Get off of me!" Naruto ordered.
"Want a sausage, Sasuke?" Sai dragged on. "I'm sure Itachi wouldn't mind giving you one!"
"Shut the hell up!" Sasuke ordered as he tried to wrap his hands around the boys neck, but failed.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Sakura yelled and ripped the curtain open. "You guys are so annoying!"
"G-good morning..." Hinata stuttered.
"Don't you all know what today is?!" Sakura asked the cluster of boys and a dog on the floor.
"...Thursday?" Naruto asked.
"Arf, arf!" Akamaru was laying on his back with his tong hanging out.
"No you dolt! Hinatas last day here!" Sakura pointed out.
"You're leaving?!" Everyone asked in shock.
"Yes. I have to go back. Neji ordered me too..." Hinata explained.
"Whaaat?" Kiba asked.
"Just tell him to come over here." Sai smiled. "I don't think Sasuke would mind another boy in his bed."
"I'm going to kill you, I hope you do know that." Sasuke promised.
"Sai...I think you're the one who doesn't mind another boy in the bed." Kiba told the boy as he picked himself off the floor.
"Hey, hey! I smell waffles!" Naruto told everyone.
"Oooff!" Naruto got a foot in the face by the P. girl.
"Put on some cloths, you numb skull!" Sakura ordered and Hinata blushed.
"Wasn't my fault that you came over on to our side!" Naruto yelled.
"Don't yell at me! I'm a woman!" Sakura yelled back.
"A woman that doesn't know how to cook or clean and is a Muscle Milk whore!" Naruto yelled.
"...NARUTOOOOOO!" Sakura yelled.
Down stairs were the adults; who were enjoying a nice breakfast of waffles and coffee. The pervert walked in and sat down.
"This looks pretty damn good... Who made it? Itachi?" Jiraiya asked as he looked at the man drinking coffee.
"Nope. Not today." Itachi said and pointed to Zabuza.
"Who said I couldn't cook?" Zabuza said and sat down with a plate of waffles.
"Oh silly! I don't think cooking frozen waffles in the microwave is considered cooking. Hehe!" Haku giggled.
"..." Everyone looked at the man.
"Ok, so I can't cook like a professional cook..." Zabuza admitted.
"Whatever. I love waffles!" Jiraiya said and took some waffles from the plate to his own.
"BANG!"
"What the hell are those kids doing now!?" The Super perv grumbled.
"I'm starting to wonder about those kids..." Haku mumbled.
"Just now wondering? Man Haku...let me clear it up for you." The pervert offered.
"Please do." Haku smiled warmly.
"Please don't..." Zabuza begged.
"Naruto and Sakura both want Sasukes ass, but Sai and Hinata wants Narutos body, Sasuke doesn't want anyones ass really, but maybe Narutos here and there, and then no one wants Sais body, then that Kiba boy has a thing for his dog, Akamaru...from what Naruto tells me." Jiraiya explained in his opinion.
"How cute!" Haku smirked.
"Fucking wrong." Zabuza huffed.
"Says the guy in love with a cross dresser." Jiraiya pointed out.
"Shut up." Zabuza grumbled.
"OTO-SAN!" Naruto called out from the hallway.
"He's gone boy!" Jiraiya yelled. Naruto stumbled down the steps with a black eye. The guys at the table saw it and the silent air was ripped with laughter.
"Sakura is a bitch this morning..." Naruto grumbled.
"Oh...she's on the old rag is she?" Jiraiya asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You mean Aunt Flow is in the house?" Zabuza asked.
"Or do you mean the Red River has a leak?" Itachi asked.
"Whahahaha!" The pervert roared.
"Damn...that's good. Hehe..." Zabuza laughed.
"Whoa Itachi. That is good." Naruto smiled.
"Who wants to spoon!?" Sai asked as he came down the stairs. Everyone looked at the boy.
"Is everyone horny today or something?" Itachi asked.
"Sai...you don't greet people like that in the morning." Sasuke told the horny boy.
"Well if everyone's horny and has nothing to do...we're in deep shit boys." Jiraiya told everyone.
"I call Sasuke!" Naruto yelled.
"Over my dead body." Itachi challenged the boy.
"Ok...I got an idea. Get all the boys together and meet in the living room." Jiraiya ordered.
Twenty minutes later everyone was gathered in the main room...even the girls after a fight on how sexiest the pervert was being only saying the guys, even though he tried to explain that the girls wouldn't like it.
"Men...and ladies. We are going to a strip club." Jiraiya announced.
"HELL YEA!" Naruto and Kiba yelled.
"WHAT!?" Sakura asked.
"It's a really nice one. Lady friendly." The pervert insured.
"Oh I bet it is!" Sakura said in a steamed way.
"Oh, is it gay night?" Sai asked.
"...no..." Jiraiya told the boy.
"Sai...I'm going to punch you in the mangina." Naruto threatened the boy.
"Mangina?" Jiraiya asked his student.
"Yea, yea! It's where a guy has a combination of a penis and a vagina." Naruto explained.
"You mean a venis?" Zabuza asked.
"Or a pengina." Haku smiled.
"Sounds like a breed of penguin." Itachi mumbled.
"Ok, can we stop?" Sakura asked in an irritated way.
"Yea, yea. Let's go to the strip club already." Kiba sighed.
"Sorry Kiba, but there's no furries there for you." Naruto grind.
"W-what are you talking about?! I like shaved girls!" Kiba yelled.
"Why are we going to a strip club again?" Sakura asked.
"The love birds are gone and we should do something before they come home and gay everything up." Jiraiya explained.
"Makes sense..." Itachi said.
"Well...I don't want to be a burden. So I'll just be leaving now." Hinata said in a whispered tone. "Bye. Thanks for letting me stay." Hinata waved.
"Wait! You're leaving now?" Sakura asked.
"Y-yea. I don't want to make Neji angry." Hinata said and left as everyone said farewell to the first person to leave the house.
"...who's ready for a striptease?" Jiraiya asked.
'BANG!' The front door swung open and a messy haired Minato walked in with a drowsy Kakashi on his back.
"Oto-san!" Naruto cheered.
"Hey boys! I saw Hinata leave." Minato smiled his toothy smile.
"Well there's one person out of the house. Who's next?" Kakashi asked as he looked at Jiraiya.
"Why are you guys back so soon?" Zabuza asked.
"Long story." Minato chuckled.
"Our bikes broke down and the rest I rather not explain..." Kakashi told the truth.
"So I see you guys didn't clean the house." Minato said as he placed his lover on the couch.
"Well we...um..." Jiraiya looked around the messy house.
"Why is there whip cream all over the place?" Kakashi asked as he pulled a can out of the couch cushions.
"We had a whip cream war?" Naruto explained.
"Please don't tell me you used all of it..." Kakashi ran his fingers through his silver hair.
"Ummm...maybe?" Naruto shrugged.
"I think I know who's going to be buying twenty cans of whip cream." Minato crossed his arms.
"Naruto." Jiraiya said.
"WHAT?! It was your idea!" Naruto blamed his master.
"Well good luck with that Naruto." Kiba patted the boy on the head like he was a dog.
"Fuck you Kiba!" Naruto clenched his teeth in anger.
"Well...while you guys clean this mess up, Kakashi and I will take a nice steamy bath." Minato smirked and pulled his lover up from the couch into his muscular arms.
"Minato..." Kakashi sighed.
"I know I'm too much man for you. But I'll go easy on you." Minato promised his fiancé.
"Take it up stairs, before I get sick." Jiraiya demanded.
"Oh I will." Minato picked up his man in a bridal way and carried him upstairs to the bathroom.
"..." Everyone was silent when the lovers left.
"So who still wants to go to the strip club?" Jiraiya asked.
"Meee!" Kiba and Naruto said.
"Yea! Screw cleaning! That's woman work!" Jiraiya said and pulled on a jacket. Minato dashed down the steps in a towel and looked at the group of ninjas.
"Where are you guys going?" Minato asked.
"Ummm...to get more whip cream?" Naruto bluffed.
"Like hell you are. Get over here and clean the damn house." Minato ordered.
"What the hell..." Zabuza sighed in frustration.
"Oto-san!" Naruto cried.
"Don't start that crap boy. I'll make you come up stairs and join us in the tub." Minato threatened.
"That's so wrong." Sakura said with a disgusted face.
"I only wish you could join me Sasuke." Minato winked and the snake boy got chills.
"Bitch, you wish." Naruto challenged.
"Bitch, I don't have too." Minato smirked.
"Bitch, he's mine." Naruto growled.
"Bitch, he's mine and a bag of chips." Minato flicked Narutos nose.
"Bitch...please." Naruto said as he pushed his father.
"Bitch...you're my bitch." Minato winked.
"Sorry, but I'm only Sasukes bitch, bitch!" Naruto yelled.
"Haha! Whatever. Later bitches!" Minato laughed and disappeared upstairs.
"That boy...where did I go wrong?" Jiraiya asked himself and started to pick up empty cans. Around eight clock in the night the house was clean and so were the lovers. Everyone was chilling in the main room with beers and TV.
"So are we still going to the strip club?" Naruto asked and the Pervert coughed on his drink.
"A strip club?" Minato asked. "Who said we were going to a strip club?"
"I have a pretty good guess whose idea it was..." Kakashi sighed and glanced over to the choking pervert.
"Yea...let's go!" Kiba said.
"I still want gay night." Sai pouted.
"No men, damn it!" Jiraiya told the midriff boy.
"I guess we can go...I need to talk to Tsunade anyways..." Minato told the group of ninjas. Everyone looked at him in confusion.
"She works there." Minato explained.
"We're going for sure now." Jiraiya said and got up off the couch.
"I'm so done with adventures now..." Kakashi sighed and closed his book, knowing Minato would make him go anyways.
"C'mon Kakashi baby. One more and then we'll goto bed." Minato promised his love.
"YES!" Kiba and Naruto cheered and bro fisted each other.
"This is sick." Sakura grumbled.
"Arf!" Akamaru wagged his tail.
Everyone left the house and made way towards the strip club. The night was dark and cold. Stars were nowhere to be seen cause of the clouds that threatened to snow. The wind was bitter and the air was silent.
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you guys. But the wedding will be post pone." Minato announced.
"What?" Everyone asked in shock.
"Winter seems to be gaining faster than I thought and we don't have anything ready. There's no way to fit in a wedding in two weeks before snow hits." Minato explained to the ninjas.
"But oto-san! We have too! Isn't it your dream to have a fall wedding?" Naruto asked.
"Well yes, but like I said. We don't have a lot of time left before it snows." Minato sighed.
"So that's why you guys seem so down. I was wondering why." Jiraiya spoke his mind.
"Yes. I was wondering that too. I was also wondering about Sasuke and Sai as well. They haven't spoken for a while." Itachi said.
"Shut up Itachi." Sasuke demanded.
"..." Sai staid silent.
"We have something to announce as well." Zabuza spoke up.
"Oh god...what is it?" Jiraiya asked.
"Haku isn't pregnant is he?" Naruto asked.
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed and even Sasuke smirked at his lovers joke.
"No it's just that Haku and I were on our way back home and we really need to be getting back there soon...so what I'm saying is that we have to leave tomorrow morning." Zabuza told the group.
"Really? Now you guys are leaving?" Kiba asked surprised.
"Sorry, but it's true." Haku smiled warmly to the boy.
"You might just get your house back Kakashi." Jiraiya told the silver-haired man.
"Maybe..." Kakashi sighed.
"..." Minato was silent, but in deep thought.
"You guys will come for the wedding though, right?" Sasuke asked.
"Yea, we'll be here for that and I believe Itachi might need help with the cake." Zabuza told the boy.
The group of ninjas then talked about the wedding and where it would be at, till they got to the strip club. Everyone stopped out in front and looked up at the neon green sign. It read "5 Minute Heaven".
"Five minutes? Why is it called that?" Sai asked. Everyone looked at him in a "Are you fucking serious?" way.
"Sai? Have you ever masturbated before?" Minato asked.
"Minato..." Kakashi sighed, but knew there was no stopping him.
"...no." Sai answered.
"That's a first I heard someone answer a no to that question." Jiraiya said and walked in with the rest following.
"Is that an ok if you don't masturbate?" Sai asked as they walked in the dimly lighted room with pink walls and floor with poles and a huge stage. There was guys sitting around drinking and throwing away their hard earn cash at naked or almost naked girls that ranged from 18 to 40. The music was loud, but not where you had to yell at the person next to you to talk to them.
"Yea it's ok." Sakura told the boy and followed the pervert in front of her.
"Oh good." Sai sighed. Sasuke came up next to the boy and nudged him.
"She's a girl Sai. It doesn't matter if they masturbate or not. If you're a guy, it's totally different." Sasuke explained to the boy. "If you don't masturbate...well...you know. It could fall off." Sai got a horrifying expression on his face.
"It just falls off?" Sai asked in a worried tone.
"Yup. It just kinda falls right off." Sasuke ensured him.
"R-really?" Sai asked.
"Yea. I'm surprised it hasn't already." Sasuke told him and walked off. Sai looked down at his penis and then poked it with his finger.
The group of ninjas wandered up to the pink bar and a man there came over to serve them.
"Welcome to the 5 Minute Heaven, how may I help you?" He asked.
"Well, we're kinda looking for Tsunade." Jiraiya told the bar tender.
"Everyone is." The man said. "Go back that way and take the first curtain on the left."
"Thanks." Minato told the man and they walked off to find Tsunade. They went through the curtain to find the blond woman in a tight red bunny outfit that looked uncomfortable. Her bare legs were showing and her poor boobs were barely able to fit in the costume that they looked like they were about to burst out. She was on a small stage dancing for about twenty guys who were making it rain...and heavily.
"Damn!" Jiraiya, Zabuza, Itachi, Kiba, and Naruto yelled over the woman.
"That's wrong..." Sakura mumbled.
"Ewwww, boobies!" Minato said as if he were a little boy and Kakashi rolled his eyes. After her dance she got off the stage and talked with the group of ninjas.
"What are you guys doing here?! Well I know what you're doing here Jiraiya." Tsunade said as she pulled out part of the costume that got shoved up her ass during her dance.
"We wanted to invite you to our wedding. We were going to have it this month, but we decided to post pone it for now." Minato told her.
"Wedding? Who are you getting married to?" Tsunade asked.
"Kakashi of course." Minato said proudly.
"I thought he was straight." She asked.
"What? Why do you say that?" Minato asked. Tsunade pointed behind him and Minato turned to see a half-naked woman on his man.
"Get off of him you sank!" Minato ran to his lovers side.
"So how long have you been in the stripping business?" Jiraiya asked. "Cause I got a crisp hundred-dollar bill for you." Jiraiya winked.
"Get lost." Tsunade glared at the pervert.
Everyone was leaving the strip club towards home and calling it a night. The air seemed to get colder and it looked a lot darker out then last time. Everyone went to their beds and snuggled up to get toasty for the night.
That was was kinda bad...sorry. I'll make the next one longer, or at least try to.