Ok I lied. It's not a long one...sorry. I'll try next time. Again. I do not own Naruto!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :)
Chapter 12
The morning air was cold and bitter to the warm ninjas that were snuggled under their blankets and next to their lovers. The sky was clouded over heavy, dark gray clouds that looked as if they could burst at any moment. The village was an eerie silent and there was a light breeze in the air.
Up stairs in the guest room where Naruto and his lover Sasuke were cuddling, Kiba and Akamaru were snuggling, Sakura was muffled by her Sasuke body pillow, a strange noise was heard. Naruto looked around the room at everyone.
"Sasuke...are you awake?" Naruto asked his lover.
"Now I am..." Sasuke sighed. "What do you want?" He groaned.
"Do you hear that noise?" Naruto sat up and looked over at Kiba.
"What the hell is that?" Sasuke got up and looked around as well.
"It sounds kinda like..." Naruto trailed off.
"Kiba." Sasuke called to the boy.
"W-what?" Kiba asked half asleep.
"You hear that?" Sasuke asked.
"yea...what is it?" Kiba asked getting up.
"...guys...I think I know where the sound is coming from." Naruto pointed over to Sai, who was in the corner of the room.
"Sai?" Naruto called. The boy turned around and smiled.
"Good morning." Sai said and turned back around to face the corner.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked the boy.
"Masturbating." Sai told the boys. Everyone had a shock and disgusted face.
"What the hell dude! Right in the morning?!" Kiba yelled.
"I had morning wood. So I thought it would be the best time." Sai told the dog boy.
"That's fucking sick! Knock it off!" Naruto ordered Sai.
"Can't...almost there..." Sai grunted.
"Fuck this." Sasuke said and tossed his blanket off.
"That's so sick!" Naruto followed his lover out of the room.
"Hey guys! Don't you think we should wake up Sakura?" Kiba asked as he followed the boys with his fuzzy partner tagging behind.
"No way. She's such a bitch." Naruto told the boy.
"Leave her. It's every man for themselves." Sasuke said and as they got to the steps they heard a noise that will leave them scars forever.
"Guhhhh... It's been done..." Sai hollered from the room. The boys looked in horror at each other.
"That's great. Now clean the room." Naruto ordered. Sai walked out with his hands covered in white man juice and a slight smile on his face. The three boys and dog parted to make a path for the boy.
"Anyone wanna look?" Sai held his hands out to show off his masterpiece, like it was a trophy.
"Get it away from me!" Kiba yelled and stepped back.
"Don't fling it around like that you dumb ass!" Naruto ordered as he was cornered.
"Wash your hands already!" Sasuke ordered.
"It feels warm...and wet." Sai smiled.
"I don't want you to describe what your sperm feels like, you fucking moron!" Kiba yelled.
"Run!" Sasuke ordered. The boys dashed down stairs into the kitchen and flipped the table over on its side.
"Push it up against the stairs!" Naruto ordered. The three boys and dog pushed the flipped table against the stair way, blocking it off completely.
"We got him now boys!" Kiba smirked at their victory. Everyone sighed and smiled to each other.
"What was that for?" Sai asked from behind them.
"What the hell!?" Naruto jumped. "H-how did you?"
"I came down from the stairs before you blocked it off...why did you block it off?" Sai asked.
"Really? You don't know why?" Kiba asked.
"I'm out!" Naruto dashed into the living room with the other two boys and dog behind him.
"Crap. I forgot about everyone down here..." Naruto mumbled to himself.
"Don't forget important shit like that!" Sasuke yelled at his lover.
"Come on guys. What's your problem?" Sai asked, reaching towards the boys.
"I'm too young to get STDs!" Kiba pleaded.
"Gahh!" Naruto jumped over the sleeping Itachi and onto the couch where the sleeping pervert was at.
"Uooff!" Jiraiya grunted as his students jumped on him.
"W-w-what the hell!?" Jiraiya yelled as he jumped out of his bed.
"Naruto my love!" Sai jumped on the table with arms spread for a hug.
"Get away from me!" Naruto ordered.
"Hey! What's going on here?!" The pervert asked.
"Don't let Sai near you! He's got shiz on his hands." Kiba told the old pervert.
"What? That's...wrong." Jiraiya said in disgust. Itachi got up and looked around the room.
"What did I miss?" Itachi asked as he pulled on his jacket.
"You don't want to know..." Jiraiya told the man. Jiraiya then tackled the boy from behind, tipping the table over then landed on the floor with Sai under him.
"Get off of me...Naruto...my love. Help me!" Sai cried out.
"No way! We told you to wash your hands." Naruto told the boy.
"Some one want to help me here?" Jiraiya asked as he held the struggling boy down. Everyone looked at each other.
"I'm not!" Kiba huffed. "I have to go walk Akamaru anyways..." Kiba said and left with his lover.
"So is that what they call it? A walk huh?" Naruto mumbled and Sasuke glared at the blond boy.
"What the hell is this?" A muffled voice came from behind the tipped table.
"Is this the kitchen table?" Another voice said.
"Stand back. I'll take care of this." A different voice said.
"BANG!" The kitchen table flew from the blocked stairway to the other side of the kitchen.
"What the hell is going on now?" Jiraiya asked, still holding down the boy.
"Sakura...what if someone was there? You could have killed them." Kakashi told the girl.
"Don't worry Kakashi baby. We live in a house full of ninjas." Minato smirked and left the stairway.
"Oto-san!" Naruto smiled.
"Son! Why was the kitchen table blocking the stairs?" Minato came in wearing gray boxers that said "It's not the width, not the length, but the girth." on them.
"Nice boxers oto-san..." Naruto pointed out.
"Yea really. Where can I get a pair?" Jiraiya asked.
"I think Sasuke needs a pair." Naruto winked at his lover. Sasuke glared back at his lover.
"I'll have to take you to my store sometime, boys." Minato smirked and Kakashi sighed.
"Who's ready to go on an adventure to the sex store?" Minato asked.
"Me!" Naruto shouted.
"Pervert!" Sakura snorted. Everyone started to get on the conversation about sex toys and other perverted things when Sai started to get restless.
"Stop moving boy." Jiraiya ordered, but the midriff boy refused and escaped the perverts hold. "Hey! Sais loose!" Jiraiya told everyone as he tried to catch the boy. Sai headed for the stairway at full speed.
"Look out Kakashi baby!" Minato yelled and pushed his lover out-of-the-way.
"Oooff!" Kakashi hit the floor with his lover on top of him, protecting his prince.
"Are you ok love?" Minato asked.
"Minato..." Kakashi sighed but gave a hidden smile of delight.
"Eeeeeeeekkkkk!" Sakura otherwise got a face full of Sai sperm.
"Oh shit. Naruto you better run." Jiraiya told his student.
"What? Why?" Naruto asked with a confused face.
"Because when Sakura gets pissed off, she usually blames you..." Jiraiya told the boy and left for the kitchen.
"SAI! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" Sakura grabbed the boy and kicked him in the gut, to where it left an imprint of her foot. Sai was sent flying through the back door.
"Oh, look she's a size 6. Haha!" Jiraiya joked. Minato helped his lover off the floor and looked at a sticky note on the calender.
"I think we should do something before we witness a murder in our own backyard..." Kakashi told his lover as he watch Sakura beat the living hell out of Sai in the back yard.
"Let him suffer." Sasuke said bluntly.
"Kids..." Kakashi sighed.
"Someday we'll have some baby." Minato smiled and winked.
"Umm...how?" Kakashi asked.
"Easy love." Minato said.
"Don't explain it while I'm here!" Jiraiya demanded as Naruto and him picked up the table and moved it back. Sasuke and Itachi helped with the chairs and Minato got a poker-face expression.
"Oh no...here we go." Kakashi sighed as he got a cup of coffee.
"Zabuza and Haku left already. And today is Thanksgiving." Minato told everyone.
"I...forgot about that...hehe..." Kakashi gave a nerves laugh and rubbed the back of his head.
"I see. Guess we'll have to go shopping for a turkey." Itachi told everyone.
"The adults will go shopping! The kids will stay home and clean the house." Jiraiya said as he changed in the living room.
"Hey, hey! You messed the house up too!" Naruto growled at his teacher.
"Shut up boy!" Jiraiya ordered from the other room.
"Well I'll go get dressed and grab my wallet. Then we can leave." Minato said as he dashed upstairs.
"Shopping with Minato and Jiraiya. We'll be coming home with beer and sake for sure." Kakashi told himself.
"Don't worry Kakashi. I'll be there too." Itachi tried to cheer up the silver-haired prince. Kakashi sighed and left to go get dressed.
Minato, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Itachi left the house to go get turkey, sake, and of course whip cream. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Sai stayed behind to clean the house that they destroyed the other day.
"This fucking sucks! We didn't even do half of this!" Naruto cursed under his breath.
"At least we have each other." A bruised and beaten Sai told his lover.
"Sai, do you want to get your ass kicked again?" Sasuke asked.
"I hate you." Sai smiled a fake smile. Sasuke glared back.
"I'm taking a bath." Sakura announced.
"Didn't you already take one?" Naruto asked.
"I need another." Sakura said and disappeared.
"Sai, did you take a shower or bath? Please tell me you did." Sasuke asked.
"Yes." Sai snorted and plopped himself on the couch.
"Hey...where did Kiba go?" Naruto looked around.
"He said he was going to walk Akamaru. But that was three hours ago." Sasuke told his blond lover.
"Maybe he got lost." Sai suggested.
'Knock, knock, knock!'
"I bet that's Kiba now!" Naruto told the boy.
"Why would he knock though?" Sasuke asked.
"That's a good point..." Naruto said to himself.
"..." Sai watched the boys go over to the door and open it.
"Hey Naruto! Sasuke." Iruka said and walked in. "Burr! It's cold out there!"
"I thought it was going to snow." Yamato told the kids and kicked off his shoes.
"What are you guys doing here?" Naruto asked as he hugged Iruka.
"Minato and Kakashi invited us over for Thanksgiving. What about you three? What are you guys doing here?" Yamato asked.
"We're living here till we find a new house or apartment." Naruto told his teachers.
"You guys all live together?" Iruka asked with surprise in is voice.
"For now." Sasuke said.
"So where's the lovely couple at? I have a present for them." Yamato smiled.
"What is it? Tell me!" Naruto begged.
"It's a free week at my hot springs!" Yamato winked and smiled.
"You have a hot spring?" Sai asked.
"Yea. It was always my dream to have a hot spring of my own. It's called the Heat Wave." Yamato smiled proudly.
"It's really nice." Iruka told the boys. "So umm. Where is Minato and Kakashi?" Iruka asked looking around.
"They had to go out and buy a turkey and sake." Sasuke said as he sat down in a chair.
"Again?" Iruka sighed. "They do this every year..." He groaned.
"Really?!" Naruto asked. "Guess oto-san was never one to cook in the first place..." Naruto sat down at the kitchen table with his lover.
"Same with Kakashi. He never wants to cook. I swear, those two just want to stay in bed and have sex all day and eat Pop-Tarts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner." Yamato told the boys and sat down at the table with them.
"Doesn't surprise me." Sasuke said.
"We had to cook the turkey last year." Iruka sighed and got a cup of milk from the fridge.
"Well this year I have a feeling Itachi will cook the turkey." Naruto told the two guys.
"Itachi?" Iruka and Yamato asked and looked at each other.
"Yea. Itachi is here too." Naruto said.
"How long have they been gone?" Yamato asked.
"Like an hour or two." Sasuke told them.
"They take forever to go shopping as well." Iruka grumbled.
"They have to buy all their whip cream too." Yamato told Iruka.
"They have tons of it." Sai said as he walked into the kitchen to grab a soda call Crazy Cherry Love POP.
"I hate that soda. It's like 5 Hour Energy and a Monster made love and had a baby and that's what they got." Iruka grumbled.
"I don't drink soda anymore. I got to watch the waist line." Yamato smirked.
'BANG!' The front door slammed open and four guys walked in.
"I told you guys to not take too long getting the sake. Now we have to rush to cook the turkey before our visitors come over." Kakashi told his lover.
"You can't rush a man when he's picking out sake, baby." Minato kissed his man on the cheek and Kakashi rolled his eyes at his lover.
"Hey Naruto! I see you cleaned the living room finally! Haha!" Jiraiya walked in with two sake bottles. The pervert noticed the two men sitting at the table.
"Hey Jiraiya!" Iruka greeted.
"How many people are here?" Yamato asked.
"Hey...guys. Umm. Kakashi? I think your guest are here already." Jiraiya said and placed the sake down on the table.
"Fuck yea. Now it's a party." Yamato said as he looked at the brand.
"What do you mean?" Minato asked.
"Minato...I told you I invited Iruka and Yamato to Thanksgiving diner...like always." Kakashi told his man. Kakashi, Minato, and Itachi entered the kitchen with bags of food and a turkey.
"Everyone out! I need to work my master piece in silent." Itachi ordered.
"What?" Iruka asked. Itachi tied a pink apron around his waist and shooed everyone out of the kitchen.
"He's a master chef." Minato told the two guys.
"Minato...were you messing with my phone again?" Kakashi asked as he scrolled through his phone.
"I was trying to look for Fruit Ninja. I wanted to play it but couldn't find it." Minato told his lover and plopped down on the couch next to his silver-haired prince. Kakashi gave him the phone and opened up his book 'Come Come Tactics'.
"You have a score of 14,000!?" Minato shrieked.
"Holy shit Kakashi. Who has time to play that to get to that score?" Yamato asked.
"Shhh. I'm getting to a good part." Kakashi told the man.
"I'm going to beat it! Then you'll be my Fruit Ninja bitch." Minato said and started a new game.
"Oto-san..." Naruto groan.
"Where's Kiba at?" The pervert asked.
"Still walking the dog." Sasuke told him.
"Damn. Anyways...who wants to play Uno?" Jiraiya asked holding up a deck of cards. Everyone played Uno, even Sakura when she came back down from her long ass bath. Yamato won and everyone else got the ass whipped. Yamato finally gave Minato and Kakashi the gift and they said they couldn't wait to go. Kiba finally came home with his furry lover and his excuse was that he got attacked by fan girls, but no one bought it. Naruto was sure that he left to go have crazy dog sex and Kiba got pissed off at him and tackled the blond boy to the floor, before Yamato pulled them apart and told Kiba there was nothing wrong with being in love with his dog.
Itachi finally called everyone to the table and for about ten minutes it seemed to be the perfect Thanksgiving dinner.
"Hey Sai, Kiba! I bet you can't fit a whole piece of pumpkin pie in your mouth!" Naruto challenged.
"Fucking on boy!" Jiraiya and Minato yelled at the same time. While the five of them scarfed down pie the rest finished up their plates of turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy, corn, and so on. After dinner everyone crashed in the living room for a while, talking, sharing stories, reading, playing Fruit Ninja, and Uno.
"YES! I beat Kakashis score!" Minato cheered.
"Your fucking awesome oto-san!" Naruto yelled and high-fived his father.
"Oh? By how many?" Kakashi asked.
"By seven!" Minato said. I barely made it. But I did it." Minato smiled proudly.
"My I try?" Kakashi asked.
"Go ahead! You couldn't do it if you tried all night!" Minato smirked and sat down at the small coffee table with everyone else and started to play another round of Uno. Not even half way through the first game of Uno Kakashi tapped his lovers shoulder.
"What babe?" Minato asked, but didn't take his eyes off of his cards.
"I got a higher score love." Kakashi told his lover.
"What!? No way. It was only like twenty minutes." Minato looked at the new high score and it read 15,030.
"What the hell Kakashi?!" Minato yelled.
"Well I am a ninja." Kakashi laughed.
"I'm going to bed. Goodnight!" Sakura called and left up stairs.
"Same here. I whipped." Naruto yawned and left with Sai following. Sasuke sighed and got up and left as well. Kiba bid goodnight to everyone as well and left to the guest room. The pervert was already drunk and out like a light on the couch. Itachi fell asleep in one of the chairs from watching the others play Uno.
"Can we crash here for the night?" Yamato asked. Minato looked at Kakashi. Kakashi gave the "say no, we already have too many people in the house" look.
"I don't care." Minato said. Kakashi sighed.
"Thank you. We'll stay down here tonight." Iruka smiled.
"Yea. I would hate to go walking back home in this snow." Yamato said looking out the window. Big fluffy white snowflakes fell from the dark sky.
"Well good night!" Minato followed his lover up stairs and closed the bedroom door behind them.
"Ok I know you're pissed off at me, but come on Kakashi baby. I wasn't going to make them walk in the snow at night." Minato told his lover.
"I'm not mad at that. I'm mad that you're mad at me." Kakashi told his man as he started to undress.
"...I'm already over it. I mean it's just a game." Minato clenched his teeth together.
"Why do you get so pissed when I beat your score in Fruit Ninja anyways?" Kakashi asked as he slid into bed.
"I...want to beat you at something." Minato told his lover.
"But you already have. You kick my ass at sex." Kakashi admitted.
"What? But you're amazing at it. How could I beat you at it?" Minato asked.
"Shut up and get in bed and I'll show you." Kakashi smirked.
"Sneaky man you are." Minato smiled and stripped down to nothing and tackled his silver-haired lover. Minato kissed his man on the lips passionately and worked his way down to his neck. Kakashi groaned as Minato pushed him back onto the crisp cold pillow. It gave Kakashi chills, but also put him into a sweat. The heat from his lover warmed his body and gave him pleasures from out of his world. Minato let his lover explore his body as he worked on a hickey for his man. After he was done he breathed in Kakashis ear.
"I'm going to make you scream." Minato promised and licked his cheek slowly.
"Screaming is so vulgar, love." Kakashi breathed.
"Is it?" Minato asked with his signature smile. Kakashi ignored the question by pulling him down for a deep kiss on the lips. Minato broke it and panted.
"Am I allowed to do as I wish tonight?" Minato asked.
"Don't be selfish." Kakashi told his lover. Minato smirked and knew what he meant. The night was full of passion and promises. That Thanksgiving night was the best night for all the ninjas. And they all couldn't wait for Christmas. Which was right around the corner.
Well there you go. Hope you guys enjoyed it. I'll try to get one up before Christmas, but no promises. Thanks for reading! Have a Happy Thanksgiving as well! :)