I do not own Naruto or the characters. Just the story. Sorry I couldn't get it up sooner, or another chapter up before this one.
Chapter 13
The sky was dark and snow fell lazily to the ground. The ground was solid and cold from last nights blizzard. The village was still asleep; recovering from the night before. But the house of ninjas wasn't silent. There was a rustling noise from down stairs in the kitchen. The light was on and whispers were heard. It was 4 A.M in the morning and a magnificent aroma filled the air. Jiraiya, Yamato, Itachi, and Iruka were down stairs making something over the stove and talking about something while drinking beer.
"Hahahaa!" The perverts laugh boomed throughout the house.
"Shhh!" Yamato and Iruka told the pervert.
"My bad." Jiraiya told the men.
Up stairs a restless Minato looked up at the clock on his nightstand. The time was 4:21 A.M. Minato sighed heavily.
"Minato...what's wrong?" Asked a groggily Kakashi.
"I can't believe their up already..."Minato told his lover.
"I can." Kakashi said bluntly and snuggled up to his yellow flash lover. Minato smirked at an idea that passed through his mind.
"How about we show them how noisy we can be at four in the morning." Minato told his prince with his signature smile. Kakashi looked up at his love with his dark black abyss eye.
"Well?" Minato asked. Kakashi sighed. "You know you want too. You love my sex moves."
"Fine." Kakashi tried to sound uninterested, but it didn't work on Minato. While the love birds got it on, the room next door was starting to wake up.
"Sasuke. You hear that?" Naruto asked his half-naked man.
"Yea. Sounds like a mouse next door." Sai told his blond lover.
"Shut up Sai. I wasn't talking to you." Naruto growled.
"I hear it. It doesn't sound like a mouse." Sasuke told the boys.
"I have a pretty good idea what it might be..." Kiba spoke up.
"Arf!" Akamaru wagged his tail.
"Kiba! Shut your dog up!" Sakura whispered at the boy.
"Maybe when you make me a sandwich!" Kiba told the girl.
"What the fuck did you just say to me?!" Sakura asked now steamed.
"Arf!" Akamaru agreed.
"You wanna go dog breath?!" Sakura asked.
"Like a fucking do, you lazy bitch!" Kiba told the girl from the other side of the room.
"I believe they're having sex." Sasuke told his blond lover.
"What!?" Kiba and Sakura asked.
"They're extra loud today..." Naruto grumbled.
"I don't want to hear them make gay love!" Kiba yelled. Sakura got dressed and stumbled over to the boy's side.
"What are you doing over here?" Naruto demanded.
"Hi, Sasuke!" Sakura blushed as she checked out his magnificent body.
"Bitch, he's mine!" Naruto warned her under his breath. Sakura glared at the blond boy.
"There is something defiantly wrong with you!" Sakura told the blond boy.
"At least I can cook!" Naruto yelled back.
"You were the one who burnt down our apartment trying to cook instant ramen!" Sakura growled.
"Yup. Still better than you!" Naruto gave a toothy smirk.
"You ass!" Sakura punched Naruto in the cheek and sent him flying through the door and into the hallway.
"Ow..." Naruto picked himself off the cold floor.
"What the hell is going on up here?!" Jiraiya asked as he ran over to his students side.
"That looks nasty." Iruka pointed out the swollen and bruised cheek on the boy.
"Whoa. Who did you piss off?" Yamato asked.
"Isn't it obvious?" Itachi told the man.
"Hahaha! You got your ass kicked by the Muscle Milk whore again!" Jiraiya roared with laughter.
"What did you call me?!" A vexed Sakura asked.
"Oh. Oohh. You broke your dads house." Iruka pointed out.
"Kakashi will be one pissed mother fucker. You better hide boy." Yamato told a swollen Naruto.
"I didn't do it! Sakura did!" Naruto yelled.
"I'm going to kill whoever called me Muscle Milk whore!" Sakura promised and drop kicked the rest of the door down.
"Shit!" Jiraiya yelled and ripped open a nearby door. "Get in here! Quickly!" The pervert ordered the boys. Naruto, Itachi, Yamato, and Iruka ran into the room safely.
"Get out here and face me you ass!" Sakura shouted.
"Damn, she's one psychotic bitch." Jiraiya told the gain.
"Umm...guys..." Yamato said and pointed behind them. On a messy bed with purple sheets a naked Minato posed on his side with a smile.
"Why hello boys. Care to...join us?" Minato asked as an almost naked Kakashi walked out of the closet with black speedos and his mask on.
"What are you guys doing in here?!" Kakashi asked.
"Oto-san! What are you gay or something?!" Naruto asked.
"Bitch, I might be." Minato winked and gave his signature smile.
"Holy shit! I'm out!" Jiraiya announced and opened the door to show a very pissed Sakura that was looking for blood.
"Shit!" Jiraiya slammed the door closed in Sakuras face. "Never mind."
"Would you please leave..." Kakashi asked.
"The window!" Yamato pointed.
"Yea! You rock!" Naruto high-fived his other teacher.
"BANG!" Sakura kicked down the door to the master bedroom.
"Are you fucking kidding me!?" Kakashi asked.
"You're dead!" Sakura round house kicked the pervert in the face and Jiraiya landed on the bed next to Minato.
"I just can't keep them off me today!" Minato smirked. "Better step up your game Kakashi baby!"
"Naruto!" Sakura tuned to the boy.
"I didn't do anything! Plus you already hit me!" Naruto told the girl.
"GET OUT!" Kakashi ordered his students. The kids scampered out of the room, for they didn't want to mess with a very pissed off Kakashi in black speedos. Iruka and Itachi left as well with a Yamato giving the phone hand sign and mouthing "call me" to Kakashi.
"Damn it Kakashi. We could have had a three-way, or even a four way...maybe a five way? I've only been in a four-way once...never a five way though." Minato told his love.
"My house...is being destroyed. Slowly, but surely." Kakashi sighed and sat down at the end of the bed.
"Baby. I know what will cheer you up." Minato rubbed his lovers stressed shoulders.
"What?" Kakashi asked. Minato looked over to the pervert that was still knocked out.
Down stairs everyone made breakfast (ate Kakashis Pop-Tarts) and talked about how pissed their teacher was.
"Your dad is one fit man..." Sakura sighed as she took another bite of her Pop-Tart.
"He's gay." Naruto huffed.
"Naruto..." Sasuke sighed at his lover.
"Was it just me...or was Kakashi working the black speedos?" Yamato asked. Everyone stared, but said nothing.
"Hey! You know what?" Iruka told the gain of ninjas around the table. Everyone looked at him for an answer.
"Please don't say something asinine." Yamato begged. Iruka glared at his friend, but started back up.
"We always have Christmas over here, never at our place." Iruka told the ninjas. "Maybe we can have it over at Yamatos hot springs!"
"YEAA!" Naruto and Kiba cheered.
"Arf!" Akamaru didn't know what was going on, but barked along with his master.
"Sweet! I've only been to a hot spring once." Kiba told his blond friend.
"I've never been to one. What's it like?" Naruto asked with joy.
"It's wet, hot, and has tons of naked people sharing a pond." Itachi told the boy.
"It sounds nasty when you put it that way..." Sakura told the man.
"There's a boy side and a girl side." Sasuka told his blond lover.
"Oh, that's good! I didn't want to see S-Uff!" Sakura punched the boy in the gut. Naruto bent over in pain. He looked up at the girl who punched him.
"W-what the hell?!" Naruto asked winded. "What did I do now?!" Naruto grunted in pain.
"You were about to insult me!" Sakura told the boy.
"I was going to say Sai, you bitch!" Naruto cursed.
"Oh. Oops...hehe..." Sakura told the boy.
"Damn." Yamato said and shook his head.
"Hey, my lovely bitches!" Minato greeted everyone as he walked into the kitchen with his lover tagging along.
"I'm still mad at you guys." Kakashi glared at his students. The teens avoided eye contact with the silver-haired prince.
"Where's Jiraiya?" Itachi asked as he placed the cooked bacon on a plate and severed it to the ninjas.
"Up stairs." Kakashi told the man and got him self a cup of coffee.
"Speaking of up stairs...I got a little idea." Minato winked at his man and dashed up the stairs to his room.
Up stairs in the master bedroom, Jiraiya was naked and asleep in the bed with the silky covers gently over him. The pervert moaned and opened his eyes.
"W-what...the...?" Jiraiya got up slowly and looked around the room with a pounding head.
"Minatos room? Why..." The pervert looked at the scattered clothing on the floor. It was his own and mixed with Minatos and Kakashis. The perverts eyes went wide.
"No, no, no, no, NO!" Jiraiya told him self. "I couldn't have!" Jiraiya got out of the bed and picked up his clothing. A messy haired Minato leaned against the door frame in only a pair of green boxers that had a crown on it that said "I'm your king. Now please me." in white words.
"You sore? I did my best to try not to mess you're ass up...but..." Minato trailed off.
"This is a sick joke Minato! I should tan your ass!" The pervert threatened. Minato smiled.
"I tanned your ass last night." Minato winked. Jiraiya got a chill and ran out of the room for the bathroom. Minato stifled a laugh and made his way down stairs to tell his love.
Down stairs in the kitchen Yamato was finishing up the bacon with a cup of coffee. Everyone was in the living room talking to Kakashi about the Christmas idea at the hot springs.
"Arf!" Akamaru looked up at Yamato and gave the begging look.
"I hate it when you beg. Speciously mutts." Yamato glared. Akamaru whined. Yamato looked around. It was clear.
"I'll give you a special piece of bacon." He told the dog. Akamaru wagged his tail happily. Yamato got up from the table and got the biggest and greasiest piece of bacon for the dog. Akamaru followed the man, still wagging his tail. Yamato placed it on the counter and opened a cabinet under the kitchen sink and found a box. The box said "Rat Poison. Toxic if swallowed. Keep out of reach of children and pets.". Yamato smiled and sprinkled a little into the bacon and rolled it up.
"Here Akamaru. Like I said. Specially for you." Yamato walked over to the dog. Akamaru licked his lips, waiting for the meat and his death.
"Here you go boy." Yamato handed it over to the dog, but before Akamaru could bite it Minato swooped it up and shoved it in his mouth.
"Mmm. Bacon." Minato swallowed it and Akamaru growled at the man. Yamato looked in horror at the ninja.
"Suck it dog. You're not getting any of the bacon Itachi makes." Minato told the ninja dog.
"Minato...I think you should go to the hospital. Now." Yamato tried his best to not frantically freak out and tell him what was in the bacon.
"It's ok Yamato. I already got my shots for this year." Minato told his friend.
"No. I think you should go now. Because that bacon...it was-"
"THUD!" Minato fell to the floor, out cold.
"Shit!" Yamato cursed and kicked Akamaru.
"YIP!" Akamaru yelped.
"What is going on in here?" Kakashi asked and walked in with everyone following him.
"Oto-san? Is this a game?" Naruto asked.
"What happened?!" Kakashi asked.
"Minato ate bacon that had rat poison on it!" Yamato told everyone. Kakashi glared at the man with blood in his eyes.
"Shiiit!" Kiba said.
"What do we do?" Sai asked.
"I'll take him to the hospital. Itachi I need your help." Kakashi ordered. "The rest of you go to the hot springs and we'll meet you there later. I'll deal with you soon, Yamato." Kakashi promised. After the two left with Minato; Naruto, Sai, Sasuka, Sakura, Kiba, Akamaru, Iruka looked at Yamato.
"Why did you do that?!" Naruto ordered.
"It wasn't for him. It was for the dog." Yamato told the boy.
"What!?" Kiba yelled. "You were trying to kill Akamaru?!"
"Why would you want to kill a dog?" Sakura asked.
"I hate dogs with a burning passion." Yamato told the truth.
"Why? How could someone hate dogs?" Sakura asked the man.
"It's a sad story..." Iruka told the girl. "He lost something very close to him by a dog."
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"My virginity." Yamato told everyone. No one said a word. They just stared at the man in disgust, except for Kiba; who saw this as perfectly normal.
"I don't want to hear it." Jiraiya told the man as he walked down the stairs.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"All I heard was "my virginity" and I don't want to hear anymore." The pervert told everyone.
"Well...we should get going. Everyone go pack you're things." Iruka ordered.
"Wait. Where's Minato at?" Jiraiya asked.
"I kinda sorta accidentally fed him rat poison." Yamato told the pervert.
"How the hell do you "accidentally" feed someone rat poison?" Jiraiya asked. Yamato sighed and shrugged.
"Anyways. We're all going to the hot springs for Christmas. If you would, go get packed." Iruka told the old pervert. Jiraiya sighed, but went with it.
"At least it's a hot spring. Hehe." Jiraiya giggled to him self as he thought of all the young and perky girls there. Everyone got packed and headed out for the Yamato Hot Springs on the outskirts of town. It was only about a thirty minuet walk, but Naruto held them up by trying to ride Akamaru. The hot springs building was warm and inviting. It was two stories high and had two girls that looked like twins in matching kimonos at the entrance.
"Hello. Nice to see you master Yamato and Iruka." The girls mirrored.
"Damn! Why did you guys want to stay at Minatos and Kakashis place?!" The pervert asked.
"It's so nice in here! I would never leave." Sakura said in awe.
"Yuki, Yurri. You two may leave now." Yamato told the girls.
"But master," One started up.
"No. Go see your family. It's almost Christmas." Yamato ordered. The girls nodded and left.
"Almost Christmas? Is it that close already?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yea. I need to go shopping." Sai told the pervert.
"I already got gifts for everyone!" Sakura said cheerfully.
"Yea, cause you're a woman. It's easy for you to go shopping." Naruto huffed.
"Naruto!" Sakura clenched her teeth together.
"Don't. Destroy. Anything." Jiraiya told the girl.
"Yea, really." Sasuke said under his breath.
"Everyone has their own room. So Sakura. You can sleep in peace without the rambunctious boys next to you now." Yamato told her and turned the "Yes, we're open!" sign to "Sorry losers, we're closed.".
"That's great. A room to my self and a hot springs. I must be in heaven." Sakura told her self.
"Girls are weird." Naruto told his black-haired prince. Sasuke rolled his eyes at his blond lover, but smirked.
"I'll show you guys your rooms." Iruka told the kids and left up the stairs. The first room to the left was Kiba and Akamarus room, the one across from them was Itachi, next to Kibas was Sakuras, across from her was Narutos, then Sais was next, Sasukes was at the end of the hall, and across from him was Kakashi and Minatos room. Jiraiya, Yamato, and Iruka rooms were down stairs.
"So how come you guys get down stairs?" Sasuke asked.
"Well, we'll probably be drinking and have you ever seen a drunk man attempt to walk up stairs before?" Yamato asked the boy.
"No..." Sasuke told the man.
"Ok then. The hot springs is down stairs. The locker rooms are easy to find. Just follow the main hall and it should be the last two doors on the left." Yamato told them and left to get dinner. Everyone checked out their new rooms and left for the hot springs.
"This is awesome!" Naruto smirked at the huge area of hot water that was about knee-deep.
"Ahhh! Nothing like soaking your bare ass in steamy water." Jiraiya told the kids and closed his eyes to relax for once.
"Too bad oto-san isn't here to see this." Naruto said.
"He's fine. Your dad is a strong man, Naruto." Sasuke told his lover with a slight smile. Naruto smirked and wrapped his prince in his arms.
"I know. He won't be out for a while, probably." Naruto told his man and kissed him on the cheek.
"Get'a room!" Kiba snorted at the love birds.
"Arf!" Akamaru wagged his furry butt.
"..." Sai glared daggers at the boy who was cuddling his blond lover. Sasuke glared over Narutos shoulder. A warning to Sai to not mess with his man.
"BANG!" A almost naked Minato slid open the door. Minato walked out with a white towel around his waist.
"Oto-san! You're alright!" Naruto cheered.
"Hell yea! Nothing can keep me down!" Minato smirked and jumped into the spring.
"How did they get it out?" Itachi asked as he stepped into the spring to test it.
"Pumped my stomach out." Minato swam over to Kiba and his furry partner.
"You are one lucky dog." Minato poked Akamarus nose with his finger. "You could have died. But thanks to me, you're not." Minato told the dog and slowly sinked under water.
"Oto-san! Did you go Christmas shopping?" Naruto asked. But the man ignored his son. Jiraiya was asleep and snoring away, till Minato tackled him.
"Ahhh!" Jiraiya screamed as Minato tackled his master from behind.
"Still tan from me?" Minato asked.
"Ahh! Oh god! Get off me!" Jiraiya ordered his student. Minato laughed and let the pervert go.
"Well I see Minato is back." Sai said and sat down in the soothing spring to relax.
"And mischievous then ever." Sasuke added.
"How was Christmas kids?" Minato asked as he swam over. Sasuke looked at Naruto in confusion.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"Christmas. How was it?" Minato asked again as he did the dead mans float.
"Oto-san...Christmas is in a few days." Naruto pointed out. Minato looked at his son.
"Mother fucker. Kakashi lied to me." Minato told himself and got up from the spring and left to find his lover.
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke asked.
"Kakashi told me that I was in a coma for a few weeks and that I missed Christmas." Minato explained as he found his towel.
"Hahahaha!" Jiraiya laughed at his student.
"Whoa. Kakashi did something funny?" Sai asked.
"Shut up Sai." Kiba told the boy.
"No. You shut up and go back to washing your dog. Nasty dog fucker." Sai told Kiba as he got up from the spring.
"WHAT!?" Kiba got up from the spring.
"Grrr!" Akamaru got up as well.
"Sit back down you two! I don't want to see your willies out flapping around!" Jiraiya ordered the boys.
"I'm out." Sasuke left the spring with Naruto tagging along. Sai followed his lover and Kiba sat back down with his dog and the pervert.
"Hey Sasuke! You want to come get changed in my room?" Naruto asked with a wink. Sasuke rolled his eyes at the boy.
"Naruto...you're such a pain." Sasuke smirked. "I guess that's why I love you." Naruto stopped in his tracks.
"You said it." Naruto mumbled. Sasuke looked at the boy.
"What?" Sasuke asked. Naruto smiled and hugged the boy.
"N-Naruto? What are you doing?" Sasuke asked.
"I love you too!" Naruto almost yelled. Sasuke pulled the boy away.
"Weirdo." Sasuke called the boy, but gave a small smirk.
"Excuse me." Sai grunted as he walked between the lovers. Sasuke clenched his teeth together in anger.
"Hey boys! Dinners done!" Minato told the kids, still wearing only a towel around his waist.
"I'll go tell the others!" Naruto darted off.
"BANG!" Naruto ripped opened the door to the spring.
"Get your wrinkly, old ass up, you pervert! Dinner is done!" Naruto ordered.
"What?!" Jiraiya asked and jumped out of the spring with anger in his voice.
"You heard me!" Naruto told the pervert.
"Hahaha! Wrinkly, old ass? That's great Naruto!" Kiba roared.
"See you at dinner!" Naruto left the spring to go get changed for dinner.
"Naruto! Come here boy!" Jiraiya chased his student into the locker room as Kiba got out of the spring holding his side and laughing. Itachi opened his eyes from a short nap and looked around the spring.
"Shit! I forgot about dinner!" Itachi stumbled out of the spring and ran inside as it started to snow lightly.
In the kitchen Yamato and Iruka were setting the table for their dinner, that was steak, rice, and some curry on the side. Minato was talking to Kakashi in the other room, while the kids got dressed.
"BANG!" The door to the locker room was gruesomely ripped open and an almost naked Naruto ran into the main hall with a naked Jiraiya chasing after him.
"Get back here you little brat!" The pervert shouted in anger. "Minato! I'm going to kill your son!" Naruto ran behind his father, hoping he would protect him.
"Please don't. My dead wife would kill me some how...hehe..." Minato gave a hesitant laugh and smile.
"Hey! No running around in my inn naked!" Yamato told the boys. "Now make up, go get dressed, and come eat you're damn dinner!"
"You heard the man. Go." Minato told his son.
"But, but, oto-san!" Naruto pointed at the pervert.
"That was you're fault. Now go get dressed." Minato ordered his son. Naruto made a mad dash for the locker room.
"He must have got his attitude from his mother. You were never this much of a pain in the ass." Jiraiya told his other student.
"Yea..." Minato smirked and sat his butt down at the table.
"Looking good Kakashi." Yamato told the silver-haired prince with a wink and Kakashi glared. Everyone finally got to the table and ate dinner then went straight to bed, but it wasn't quiet for long. Naruto was in his room, alone. He looked up into the darkness and sighed. Naruto got up and peeked out into the hallway.
Empty and silent. Naruto closed the door behind him and made a bee-line for Sasukes room. Naruto opened it and entered.
"Sasuke? Are you awake?" Naruto called into the darkness.
"Yea." A voice was heard, but no one was seen. But Naruto found his lover in the dark and snuggled up next to him.
In Minato and Kakashis room, it was surprisingly quiet. Minato was out and Kakashi was up reading his "Come Come Tactics" book. Sakura was asleep with her Sasuke body pillow, dreaming of their wedding and family. Sai was plotting and dreaming about his future. Kiba and his furry partner were fast asleep from stuffing them selfs with steak. Jiraiya was being a pervert and looking at his porn magazine and getting new ideas for his next book.
Yamato was asleep and snoring away. Iruka was reading a romance novel and got to a sad part. He was in tears and biting his lower lip as he finished the last few chapters. Itachi was pouting over how he didn't make dinner last night and how well it tasted. A few days went past, full of blizzards, Christmas shopping, fighting, love-making, and food fights. Christmas was tomorrow and everyone went to sleep early for an early rise tomorrow morning.
Which was a good idea. Chaos always seemed to happen first thing in the morning. Naruto was in Sasukes room asleep on his lovers bare chest. Sasuke was asleep, until he got a strange feeling that someone was watching him. Sasuke opened his heavy eyes and looked around the room. Pitch black and silent. He sensed a presence in the room and he had a pretty good idea who it was.
Sai was in the corner of the room. Watching the two lovers. Sasuke stared at the boy, not sure what to think. Sasuke waited to see if he would do anything, but Sai did not. He just stood there.
"Sai. What the hell are you doing?" Sasuke asked finally.
"Waiting. Naruto will wake up and see the mistake he has made and finally come running to me." Sai told the boy. Sasuke sighed and ignored the boy. He placed his hand over his face and slid it back throw his silky hair. He wanted to beat the boy to a bloody pulp, but decided not to, for it was Christmas morning and that would be rude.
"Leave Sai." Sasuke ordered. Sai didn't budge from his spot.
"S-Sasuke?" A groggily Naruto asked. "Who are you talking to?" Naruto asked as he lifted his head and looked up at his prince with crystal blue eyes.
"Nothing. I was just talking in my sleep. Now go back to sleep." Sasuke told the boy. Naruto didn't argue and did what he was told and fell back into a deep slumber. Sasuke turned and glared at the boy who was still standing in his room.
In another room where Minato and Kakashi was, it was quiet...some what. Minato was snoring away and poor Kakashi had a pillow over his head. Kakashi turned and looked at his clock. It read 5:57 A.M.
"Please let it be time to get up..." He groan to his self. Minato turned over on to his side and stared to spoon Kakashi.
"Minato..." Kakashi sighed.
"Hmmm?" Minato asked.
"You're awake?" Kakashi asked.
"I've been awake for a while now." Minato told his love.
"...but you were just...never mind." Kakashi sighed.
"Let's go get ready and wake the kids up." Minato told his prince.
"I think they'll wake up on their own. They usually do." Kakashi told his man as he stretched and yawned. Minato didn't listen and tossed the blankets off of his naked body. Kakashi shivered from the cool air in the inn. Minato pulled on some purple boxers that said, "Lick it, suck it, swallow it." in fuzzy pink words. Kakashi smirked to him self and got out of bed. Kakashi was also in a pair of boxers, but they were just a gray color. He opened the window for some fresh air, but smiled devilishly to him self. Kakashi placed his hands on the windowsill and bent over to show his perfect ass.
"Oh, Minato! Want some fun?" Kakashi asked as he wiggled his ass. Minato smirked.
"Hell yea!" Minato ran for his lover and placed his hands on Kakashis lower back and leaped frog over his lover and right out the window.
"Oh..." Kakashi looked in awe at his lover that was outside in the snow with his ass up in the air.
"Minato?! Are you alright?" Kakashi asked his lover, who just fell two stories down.
"Just cold as balls out here." Minato told his love as he dusted him self off and jumped up to climb back through the window.
"Hey sexy beast." Minato kissed his man on the forehead.
"I...didn't think you would take it that way." Kakashi told his love.
"What way?" Minato asked and walked over to the bathroom. Kakashi sighed and gave up on morning Christmas sex.
"Time to get drunk off of eggnog, Kakashi baby!" Minato told his love with a wink.
Jiraiya, Itachi, Yamato, Iruka, Sakura, Kiba, and Akamaru was already awake down stairs eating eggs, pancakes, bacon, sausage, and drinking milk.
"This is amazing Itachi. Where did you learn how to cook?" Yamato asked the man with the pink apron on.
"I didn't learn. It just came natural to me." Itachi told the truth as he flipped a pancake.
"The tree looks wonderful Yamato!" Sakura said as she sat down on a couch that was next to the tree. Sakura smirked and thought it would be perfect to tell Sasuke her true feelings tonight.
"Heehee!" She giggled to her self as she thought about it. Kiba looked at the girl in confusion.
"I'm so glad I'm not a chick." Kiba told his dog. "They are frikken weirdos."
"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru agreed as he flopped down at his masters feet.
"Where are the rest of the boys at?" Itachi wondered. "They'll miss breakfast." Itachi sighed heavily.
"BANG!" A loud noise came from up stairs.
"They'll be down in five minuets." Jiraiya told the man as he took a sip of coffee.
"Oh good! I didn't want all this marvelous food go to wast." Itachi said as he cooked up some more eggs and sausage.
Minato and Kakashi came down the steps in boxers and robs.
"Merry Christmas!" Minato told everyone and in return he got an ear-full of Merry Christmases and good mornings. Kakashi dragged behind his lover and went straight for the coffee maker.
"Where's the rest of the kids at?" Jiraiya asked.
"Well I did hear a loud noise come form Sasukes room." Minato told the pervert.
"No surprise there." Itachi told him self.
"I just remembered something. I'll be back soon, but if I'm not in time for opening presents, then just go on with out me." Minato told the group and left.
"Minato missing Christmas present opening?" Kakashi asked him self as he poured a bowl of cereal. "That's new..."
"Good morning..." Naruto yawned as he entered the kitchen. Sasuke and Sai followed behind him.
"Morning..." A groggily Sasuke mumbled.
"Merry Christmas." Sai gave one of epic fail fake smiles.
"Sit down and start eating." Itachi ordered the boys.
"Oh, look. Some of Itachis sausages. Sasuke, would you like some...up the butt?" Sai asked the boy, but mumbled the last three words. But Sasuke heard him and kicked the boy under the table.
"Uhhaa..." Sai glared at the boy who was across from him. Sasuke gave the boy a cold look. Kakashi looked at the two boy and cleared his throat.
"Sasuke, Sai. Is there something you would like to tell me?" Kakashi asked, but the boys didn't break their stare off. Kakashi flicked a sausage at each boy, which smacked them in the cheek. The boys were now glaring at the man.
"Are you guys going to tell me what's going on? Or do I need to get it out of you in another?" Kakashi asked the boys, who were now giving a horror look.
"It's nothing." Sasuke ensured his teacher.
"Come on you guys! It's time to open presents!" Naruto told the them. Before the two boys could leave the table Kakashi told them something.
"No fighting today. It's Christmas." Kakashi told them as he got up from the table. "That's an order." He added.
"Sasuke! Sai! Come on!" Sakura called from the living room. The boys left into the living room and found a spot next to the blond boy. Everyone gathered in the living room next to the lit tree. Presents were wrapped in multi colors under the tree and Yamato walked into the room and sat next to Kakashi with a smile.
"Where's Minato?" He asked.
"He had to do something." Jiraiya told him and looked at the presents with hunger in his eyes.
"We have to wait for oto-san!" Naruto told everyone.
"He said to go on without him." Itachi reminded the boy.
"Sucks to suck ass for him! I want that big one!" Jiraiya dragged over a huge ass box that was hip high and almost as wide as the kitchen table. There was a big pink bow on top of it and a to and from tag on it that said "To: everyone and From: Minato" on it.
"Oh, great. I bet it's sex toys." Jiraiya told everyone.
"Kakashi, what is it?" Sakura asked.
"Minato never tells me what he gets for anyone." He told the girl and watched as the pervert opened the present. Jiraiya opened the lid and a naked Minato jumped out of the box.
"Ahhh!" The pervert screamed.
"Merry Christmas!" Minato smirked.
"Minato..." Kakashi sighed and hung his head.
"Eeeekk!" Sakura almost fainted.
"Oto-san!" Naruto cheered.
"Oh." Sai was expressionless.
"What the..." Kiba started up, but dropped it.
"Awoo!" Akamaru wagged his tail.
"Saw that one coming..." Sasuke told him self.
"That was interesting. Maybe I'll do that for you next year Sasuke." Itachi smirked at the thought of it.
"Like hell you're not!" Sasuke told his brother.
"Well..." Iruka said with a nod. "Never know what's going to happen with Minato around."
"I got everyone presents!" Minato told them as he pulled on some sweat pants. About twenty minutes later, everyone finally opened all their presents. Minato got 30 cans of whip cream, 10 Slim Jims, two new pairs of boxers, and beer. Kakashi got white speedos, mixed nuts, a book about marriage, and a pack of glow in the dark condoms. Yamato got a pack of mixed nuts, slippers, chocolates, and a porn magazine. Iruka got slippers, meat stix, beer, and a three pack of condoms. Itachi got a new frying pan, a mixer, new apron, and a picture frame.
Jiraiya got porn, 12 pack of condoms, beer, and sake. Naruto got a blue vibrator, porn, energy drink, and a shirt that said "Worlds Best Ninja" on it. Sasuke got boxers, socks, a black vibrator, and candy. Kiba got dog snacks, bacon, socks, and a brown vibrator. Sai got 20 pairs of socks, speedos, a purple vibrator, and a candy cane. Sakura got a bra, a pink vibrator, a teal vibrator, and a lacy thong.
"Umm...oto-san? Why did you get me a vibrator?" Naruto asked his dad.
"All sex crazy teens need one. And the one I gave you is special. It was you're mothers, she would have wanted you to have it." Minato told his son as he wiped away a tear. Naruto gave a disgusted look and dropped the blue vibrator back into the box.
"Thanksss daad...hehe..." Naruto gave a nerves laugh and rubbed his hands on Sais pants. Sai smirked and allowed it.
"Oh, Naruto. I wish you would do this more often." Sai gave his man a real smile and Sasuke glared daggers at the boy. Sai flicked the finger at Sasuke and smiled. The Uchiha boy grind his teeth together and felt the urge to kill something. But Kakashi was watching the boys.
"Well I think it's TV time!" Minato turned on the TV and everyone gathered around the shirtless man to watch TV.
"Let's watch the news. I want to make sure it's nice out for you guys to go home tomorrow." Yamato told the fourth. Minato turned the channel and Itachi, Iruka, and Sai left for the kitchen to make Christmas dinner. Minato reached into his pants and pulled out a burrito. He ripped it in half and shoved one half back into his pants and the other half into his mouth. Everyone watched in amazement and in disgust. Sakura did fate this time.
"Minato?" Kakashi asked.
"Yea?" Minato asked with a mouth full of burrito.
"How long have you had that in your pants?"
"Since this morning." Minato licked his fingers. "Want some?"
"No." Kakashi told his man.
"You don't have to have a burrito. I have Slim Jims as well." Minato told his love as he reached into his pants and pulled out a Slim Jim.
"Oh, no." Yamato got up and left the living room.
"Arf!" Akamaru begged for some of the mans meat.
"You want some of my meat boy?" Minato asked as he opened it.
"Not you too Akamaru!" Kiba cried.
"Looks like you have some competition here, Kakashi baby." Minato winked at his lover. Kakashi sighed and rolled his eyes at his man.
"It's time for eggnog!" Jiraiya walked in with three cups and a carton of eggnog. Minato, Kakashi, and Jiraiya spiked their eggnog and chugged it. Minato finished his first and then Jiraiya, but Kakashi just sipped his with care.
"Hit me!" Minato ordered the pervert.
"Please don't get drunk, Minato." Kakashi begged.
"You're just scared, because I'm a beast in the bed when I'm drunk!" Minato told his lover.
"Too much info there." The pervert told his student.
"Can I have some?" Naruto asked.
"Some meat?" Minato asked as he held out the rest of the Slim Jim.
"Ew! No!" Naruto slapped the meat stick.
"Don't slap my meat boy! Or I'll slap you with my meat!" Minato threatened.
"Oto-san! That's nasty." Naruto told his dad as he wrapped up in a blue Snuggie. Sasuke cuddled up next to his blond lover under the Snuggie and as he did he gave Sai the finger. Sai glared at the Uchiha boy.
"I slapped you as a baby and I'll slap you now, bitch!" Minato told his son as he flung his meat stick around.
"Minato." Kakashi glared at his man.
"Mhh. Kakashi." Minato grabbed his man by the waist and had that evil smile and twinkle in his eye.
"No gay sex in the living room!" Jiraiya ordered.
"Gay sex? Where?!" Sai asked and looked around the room.
"I hate you." Kiba told the boy bluntly.
"Arf!" Akamaru wagged his tail and licked his human lover.
"Hey guys! We're having ham for dinner. Is that ok?" Itachi asked from the kitchen.
"Hell yea! I love ham." The pervert called to the man.
"I'll be back." Minato told his lover and left. Naruto got up off the floor and took his presents to his room. The others did the same, but when Naruto came back down stairs his father walked up to him.
"Hey, boy!" Minato walked up to his son with a can of beer in his hand. "Hold my beer, I need to do something." Minato sat the can of beer on the boy's head and walked off. Naruto stood very still, waiting for his father in the hallway.
"Hey ladies! Wanna hit the hot springs?" Minato asked his teacher and lover.
"Now that sounds like a good idea!" Jiraiya told his student and headed for the springs.
"That does sound nice." Kakashi got up and Minato took his lover by the hand and left for the spring.
Sasuke and Kiba came down the stairs and found Naruto standing still with a beer can on his head. Kiba and Sasuke looked at each other in confusion.
"Um...Naruto? What are you doing?" Sasuke asked his blond lover.
"Training." Naruto told his prince.
"Training? I don't get it." Kiba told his bold friend.
"I don't either, but my dad told me to, so it has to be some kind of training." Naruto told his friends. Sasuke sighed and walked off. Kiba shrugged and left the boy alone. Naruto stood there. Waiting for his father to come back and tell him what a good job he was doing. Naruto smirked to him self as he thought of his father praising him.
In the kitchen where Itachi, Yamato, Iruka, and Sai were making dinner for everyone. Mosts of the food was ready to be cooked, but the ham was taking its sweet time cooking.
"I never knew ham took so long to cook." Sai mumbled to him self.
"Thick meat always take time." Itachi told the impatient boy.
"I see..." Sai thought differently to him self.
"So who's ready for the new year?" Yamato asked as he finished his booze.
"Crap. I forgot." Iruka sighed. "I think we need more beer for that."
"Let's go shopping for beer and sake than!" Yamato got up and grabbed his coat.
"Right now?" Iruka groaned.
"Yes. Minato and Jiraiya are already drinking us dry." Yamato tossed a coat to Iruka.
"Fine. We'll be back later." Iruka grumbled.
Minato, Kakashi, and Jiraiya were in the hot springs relaxing...or one was. Jiraiya was asleep and snoring away, while the other two were swapping spit and groping each other.
"Wanna tickle my pickle, Kakashi baby?" Minato whispered to his lover. Kakashi did a hidden blush.
"Minato...Jiraiya is-" Kakashi got cut off.
"Shh. He's not going to know." Minato stroked his lovers cheek.
"But Minato..." Kakashi looked up at his lover.
"No buts. Now give me some loving baby." Minato pulled Kakashi on to his lap and gave a passionate kiss to his lover.
About three hours later the food was done and the lovers and Jiraiya appeared out of the water all wrinkly and relaxed.
"I haven't slept like that in a long time!" Jiraiya yawned.
"I didn't sleep. I was wide awake." Minato smirked and winked at his silver-haired prince. Kakashi rolled his eyes. As everyone sat around the table to eat dinner, Minato wandered over to the hallway with a fresh beer in his hand and a towel around his sexy, slim waist. Naruto was still standing in the hallway with the beer can on his head. Minato stopped and looked at his son.
"Boy, what are you doing?" Minato asked as he took a sip of his cold beer.
"This is for training...right?" Naruto asked.
"Nope. Who told you that?" Minato asked as he pulled off his towel to let his man pride dangle about.
"Oto-san!" Naruto yelled at his father.
"Son." Minato said and walked up stairs to get dressed for dinner. Naruto swatted the can down from his head and cursed for a while. Minato reappeared now fully dressed and had a cardboard box in his hands.
"Hey boy! What's wrong?" Minato asked his son.
"I was there for hours! Why didn't you tell me it wasn't training?!" Naruto shouted.
"How the hell was I suppose to know you would have think of it as training?" Minato asked from the top of the stairs. Naruto huffed and turned his back to his father. Minato sighed.
"Come here Naruto." Minato told his son in a gentle tone. Naruto gave a heavy sigh and went up the stairs to meet his father. Minato pulled the boy into a tight embrace. Naruto hugged his father back.
"I'm sorry." Minato told his son and released the boy from his tight embrace. Naruto pulled away and looked up at the man he called oto-san.
"I love you dad." Naruto smirked.
"I love you too son." Minato told his boy with a warm smile and picked up the box with both hands. Minato swung the box at Naruto and smashed it against the boys face. Naruto lost his balance and fell down the stairs. About ten painful and loud bangs later, Naruto was sprawled on the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Naruto called from the floor.
"Tomorrow is boxing day!" Minato told his son. Naruto glared at his father and left for the kitchen. "Where you going boy? I'm not done with you yet!" Minato chased after his son.
In the crowded kitchen Itachi, Iruka, and Sai were serving Christmas dinner to everyone. Cooked ham, yams, mashed potatoes, etc, covered the table. The wonderful aroma of Itachis cooking filled the inn.
"This looks amazing! If I ever become rich, you guys are going to be my cooks." Jiraiya told the boys.
"And sexy slaves!" Naruto told the men as he dashed in and took a seat. Minato ran in with a box still in his hand.
"Minato, what are you doing with a box?" Kakashi asked, but didn't really want to know.
"Boxing day is tomorrow." Minato said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Hell yea! I love boxing day!" Jiraiya told his student as he stole a roll from Narutos plate. Naruto looked down at his plate and glared at Sai.
"Sai, did you take my roll?" Naruto asked.
"No." Sai told his lover.
"I don't believe him." Naruto whispered to Sasuke and reached for another roll.
"Hey, Kiba. Pass the mashed potatoes!" Minato sat down and ordered the boy.
"I'll do it Kiba." Naruto told the dog lover. Naruto picked up the spoon with fluffy, white mashed potatoes in it and flicked it at Minato. Minato was talking with his love and was interrupted when potato smacked him in the cheek. Kakashi went wide-eyed and stifled a laugh.
"Kiba?" Minato asked, but the boy pointed at the blond boy. Minato brushed the potato off of his face and flicked a spoon full of peas at the boy. It hit everyone near Naruto. Sasuke, Jiraiya, and Sai got bombarded with little green peas.
"What the hell?" Jiraiya asked his student. Sasuke glared daggers at the man. Sai just picked them off of his lap and fed them to Akamaru. Naruto picked up his plate and threw it at his father.
"Shit!" Minato cursed and dogged it. The plate flew by Minatos head and landed right in Sakuras face. Sakura was silent and everyone stared at the girl as the plate slid down off her face and fell to the ground with a loud bang. Food clung to the girls face as she opened her eyes.
"Who...did...that?" Sakura asked as she clenched her teeth together in anger. No one hesitated to point at the blond boy.
"Fuuuuuuuck!" Naruto cursed. Sakura charged the boy and gave him a good round house kid to the face. Naruto was sent flying through the wall that divided the living area and kitchen. Naruto was out cold. Everyone left him be for the nigh.
"Damn." Jiraiya breathed.
"I'm done eating for tonight!" Kiba told everyone and left before the girl gave a reason to kick his ass. Everyone started to clear out of the kitchen and get ready for a soak in the hot springs. Yamato slipped Kakashi a white envelope as he was getting up. Kakashi looked at the man, but said nothing and opened it. He pulled out a white piece of paper with something scribbled on it. Kakashi read it carefully.
Kakashi, please meet me in my bedroom at 11:00pm tonight. I have one last gift to give. DO NOT bring Minato along with you, or anyone else. P.S- Don't wear any underwear! -Yamato
Kakashi gave a grim look as he looked up from the letter. He had a bad feeling about this "gift" Yamato wanted to give him. Kakashi sighed and ran his fingers through his satiny hair.
"Kakashi baby, darling, love, cupcake, sweetheart, prince, whip cream slave, hot cross buns of steel, man cake, silver stallion, masked love maker, penis tickler in the night, not-so-one-nightstand-after-all, Mr. Right, ass pincher, butt blower, sexy beef cake, sex kitten, the mask wonder from down under, bed snake, sheet ripper, midnight screamer!" Minato called out for his man. Kakashi sighed again and closed his eyes and shoved the letter into his front pocket. Minato walked in and pulled the silver prince to his feet and they waked off towards the hot springs.
Everyone went to bed after they got out of the hot spring. Minato and Kakashi were in their room getting ready for bed. Minato stripped naked and jumped into bed.
"Looks like we're going home tomorrow..." Minato told his love and sighed. Kakashi agreed as he got undressed. A white paper fell to the floor and Kakashi picked it up.
"Oh yea..." Kakashi mumbled to him self as he remembered about Yamato.
"Oh yea" what baby?" Minato asked from the bed. "Did you remember how sexy I looked on someone else's bed naked?"
"Minato..." Kakashi sighed and rolled his eyes.
"You know you want some of this man meat." Minato flopped on his bare stomach with his chin resting on one hand and his feet crossed, with a wink and signature smile.
"I have to go see Yamato. I'll be back soon." Kakashi told his love. Minatos smirk disappeared.
"But, baby. Things were just getting spicy!" Minato pouted.
"Don't worry, I'll be back soon." Kakashi reassured his man.
"Fine. But I'm only giving you 20." Minato told his prince. Kakashi nodded and left the room to see Yamato. Kakashi left down the stairs and past the unconscious blond boy in the living room. Yamatos door was slightly open and a stream of light poured out into the dark hallway. Kakashi pushed it open and walked into the bright red and zebra striped room that had a jumbo round bed in the middle. Yamato was on the bed, wearing only a cheetah print man thong and a red fuzzy robe with a red rose in his mouth. Kakashi just stared at the man.
"Helloooo sexy!" Yamato winked. Kakashi said nothing.
"Why don't you...join me." Yamato stood up and walked over to the prince. Yamato wrapped his arms around the man.
"Umm...Yamato...I'm kinda engaged..." Kakashi told the man as he felt uncomfortable in the new and strange embrace.
"Shh. Minato will never know. Plus I can make all your dreams come true tonight." Yamato told his love as he pulled Kakashi closer to his almost naked body.
"Well the problem is...I already know." Minato said and walked in the room.
"Minato!" Kakashi and Yamato said at the same time.
"Minato! Please help..." Kakashi begged. Minato crossed his arms.
"Kakashi...baby...I love you, but...why the hell didn't you invite me to this sexy sex party?" Minato asked his man and Kakashi sighed heavily.
"Ummm...Minato?" Yamato asked.
"Shhh. I'll make both of your dreams come true tonight." Minato told the two guys as he closed the door and locked it.
"Oh no..." Kakashi mumbled.
"What?" Yamato asked the silver-haired prince.
"You don't want to know." Kakashi told the man.
"It's ok. I brought the whip cream." Minato told his love as he pulled out a can and let his robe drop to the floor. Yamatos eyes went big and Kakashi was still begging his love to not do this.
"Merry Christmas boys." Minato told them. The night was loud and long, but also short and full of hot, sweaty, sticky love. A night they will remembered forever.
That was a lot longer then I wanted it to... I think the next chapter will be better. I have tons of brilliant ideas for the next one. I'm excited for it already! Here's a waffle for Christmas. (^_^)#