Holy crap guys...chapter 14. I'm so sorry for the long wait on this one. I was never home to write this. So I did my best. And I know it's short... I'll make a normal one next time...if I ever find the time...
I do NOT own Naruto. Just the story.
Chapter 14
The morning air was cold and snow fell gently to the ground to collect. The sky was still dark and filled with heavy gray clouds. There was no sound heard in the village, except for the moaning and groaning ninjas in the hot springs inn. Kakashi and Yamato walked out of the master bedroom in pain with a smiling Minato following them. They made it to the kitchen with stiff legs and hips and sat down at the wooden table. Minato was leaning against the counter as he waited for coffee to be done.
"I told you I would make all your dreams come true." Minato smirked at the men.
"You mean all of your dreams..." Kakashi pointed out in pain.
"Same thing." Minato shrugged.
"How the fuck do you deal with this every night?" Yamato asked the silver-haired prince. Kakashi sighed heavily and shrugged.
"He loves it. And I know for a fact that you loved it too, Yamato!" Minato smirked and winked. Yamato looked in horror at the man, for he will never forget the things that man did to him last night.
"Don't give me that look. I'm the one who made Kakashi a man." Minato spoke the truth.
"What the fuck, Minato..." Yamato sighed and ran his fingers through his dark brown hair.
"Oh don't worry, I made you a man last night too." Minato winked again as he took a sip from his fresh coffee.
"...I think I'm going to go take a long bath." Yamato announced and left. Kakashi had dark bags under his heavy eyes and Minato gave him some coffee.
"Thank you... Can we go please go back home today?" Kakashi asked, but more like a plead.
"Yup! As soon as everyone gets up." Minato told his lover.
"What the hell is wrong with Yamato? He was walking like he had something shoved up his ass." Jiraiya said as he walked into the kitchen.
"More like someone..." Kakashi mumbled.
"He just had the best night of his life. That's all." Minato told the pervert. Jiraiya looked at his student.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a secant here. You had sex with Yamato last night?" Jiraiya asked.
"We did." Minato slapped his lover on the back. Kakashi took it and groaned in pain from the slap.
"Wwwhell...that's something." Jiraiya told his student. "I didn't know Yamato swung that way."
"Oh, he swings that way alright." Minato smirked and nodded.
"Damn. Is everyone in this house gay?" Jiraiya asked.
"I am." A fully awake Sai told the man.
"Yea I know you are..." The pervert mumbled. A groggily Sasuke and Naruto followed the boy.
"My back is killing me..." Naruto whimpered in pain.
"Stop crying and be a man, boy! Kakashi here took a whole dick to the ass last night." Minato pointed out.
"Minato!" Kakashi hollered and glared daggers at his lover.
"Oto-san, that's nasty!" Naruto shouted.
"Why does that have to be the first thing I hear today?" Sasuke groaned.
"Never looking at you the same way, Kakashi." Sakura added on as she entered the room.
"Good morning, Sakura dear!" Minato greeted happily.
"You're ruining my-"
"Life? Yea he does that now." Jiraiya cut Kakashi off.
"My life was ruined this morning!" A angry and groggily Kiba stomped in.
"Awoo..." A sleepy Akamaru dragged behind.
"Oh, really?" A groggily Itachi walked in after him.
"Yea, fucking Naruto and Sasuke was going at it last night! Screaming and yelling..." Kiba explained.
"What!?" Shouted Sakura, Sai, Itachi, Jiraiya, Minato, and Naruto.
"NARUTO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Sakura promised the boy.
"When? How? I never even heard them!" Sai asked, devastated by the news.
"That's ma boy! How was your first time? Did you lead or were you the bitch?" Minato asked with a devilish smirk.
"I didn't do anything last night!" Naruto shouted.
"...Sasuke...we need to talk." Itachi placed his hand on his little brother.
"Don't touch me!" Sasuke ordered and moved away.
"I trained another Minato, didn't I?" Jiraiya rubbed his head.
"What is going on down here?" Iruka asked as he entered the kitchen.
"Naruto lost his V card last night." Minato blurted out.
"I did not!" Naruto shouted, but Minato ignored him.
"Whoa, wait a secant here. You guys are having sex in the rooms we have to rent out tonight?" Iruka asked in shock.
"Umm...yea." Minato said and Naruto gave him a glare.
"Damn it. Now I have to clean all the sheets..." Iruka sighed.
"Every one got fucking vibrators for Christmas, what do you expect!" Kiba shouted.
"You guys should leave now, before we get any guest to check in." Iruka told the ninjas and rubbed his eyes.
"He does make a good point." Kakashi told his Yellow Flash.
"Ok... Go grab your crap and meet down here in five!" Minato order the kids and two adults. Fifteen minutes later everyone was out on the streets walking through the frigid snow.
"This sucks all types of ass." Jiraiya grumbled as he shivered in the morning air.
"Sorry, but you know we couldn't be there forever." Itachi told his perverted friend.
"They could have waited till noon." The perverts mumbled.
"We're almost home anyways you old fart!" Naruto told his teacher.
"What!? Boy I should bend you over my knee and give you one hell of a smack!" Jiraiya threatened his student. Up in front of the group were Minato and Kakashi, who were bickering.
"Minato, just do the damn dishes." Kakashi started to get irritated.
"Kakashi, I am a man. I don't do dishes." Minato explained to his man.
"It will only take you five minuets." Kakashi told his stubborn lover.
"Kakashi baby, I-" Minato started back up, but got interrupted by a stranger.
"Hey, you!" A woman on the sidewalk called out. She had mangy blond hair that almost looked like a wig and had on heavy makeup, but it wasn't covering her ugliness. She was smoking a cancer stick and hacking away. She was skinny and frail with a tan that looked like it was sprayed on.
"I'll do anything for twenty dollars." The slut told the ninjas. Minato smirked and looked at his lover.
"Guess who's not doing the dishes!" Minato told his silver-haired prince.
"Minato..." Kakashi groaned.
"You're having a whore do dishes?" Sakura groaned from behind them.
Back in their warm house the ninjas fell asleep and for a few weeks the house was silent and calm. And everyone noticed that someone hasn't done something stupid yet.
Minato got out of his warm bed and looked over at the clock. 7:59 in the morning. Minato groan from his stiff muscles and no bedroom action in the last weeks. But he knew what special day it was today and what special day will be here soon. He smirked to him self and got up off the bed.
In the other room it was silent. Only because it was empty. The teens were down stairs eating and talking about what they should do this week.
"Hey kids..." Jiraiya mumbled as he stumbled in.
"Go back to sleep pervert!" Naruto shouted.
"What the hell! I get up and my student starts ordering me around..." Jiraiya grumbled as he dragged his feet to the bathroom.
"Is he mooching off your dad and Kakashi?" Kiba asked as he shoved a spoon full of egg into his mouth.
"Aren't we all?" Itachi turned around and asked. Everyone looked at each other in a "He's got a point" way.
"...nope!" Naruto blurted out and went back to his morning ramen.
"Arf!" Akamaru nudged his lover.
"Morning walk already?" Kiba groaned.
"Arf, arf!" The furry dog bounced around with joy. The two left for the door for their morning walk and the rest of the ninjas finished their breakfast.
Up stairs in the master bedroom Kakashi was just getting up. The silver-haired prince moaned and got out of bed.
"Morning sexy. How was your night?" A shirtless Minato asked.
"Minato...are those my pants?" Kakashi groaned. Minato looked down at his legs.
"Yup! I took all of your pants and hid them." Minato smirked. Kakashi closed his eyes and ran his fingers through his messy hair with a heavy sigh.
"Find them all or you'll have to go pant-less all day." Minato told his lover and winked.
"There's one on the fan blade." Kakashi pointed up above the bed.
"Well there's two. Now find the other six!" Minato strolled over to the door.
"Take off my pants!" Kakashi ordered as he pulled the other pair off the fan blade.
"I would if you were wearing any!" Minato called as he left the room. Kakashi pulled on his pants and got ready for a very special day.
Down stairs everyone was done eating and chilling in the living room. Jiraiya was sitting on the couch watching Sai and Itachi who was having a stare off.
"Naruto! Go get me a beer." Jiraiya ordered.
"What!?" Naruto shouted.
"I'll give you a dollar." The pervert bribed his student.
"Deal!" Naruto ran off into the kitchen.
"What a tool." Sakura mumbled.
"Look who's talking." Sai told the girl.
"What!?" Sakura shouted and smacked the boy across the room.
"I win." Itachi told the boy.
In the kitchen Naruto ripped open the refrigerator door, but pulled too hard. The door was ripped from the hinges and Naruto went wide-eyed. He took in a sharp breath and looked around to see if anyone saw what he did. The boy grabbed the beer can and gently placed the door back and walked off into the living room. As Naruto left the kitchen, Minato strolled in. Minato got his coffee and sat down at the table. Kakashi walked in wearing his only pair of pants and got him self a cup of coffee.
"Kakashi. Do you know what today is?" Minato asked with a serious face.
"Ummm...your birthday?" Kakashi asked as he made his way over to the refrigerator.
"Hell yea! I need to go out and get myself a cake!" Minato smiled.
"Not another wedding cake. That was almost the cost of my house..." Kakashi grumbled as he opened the door to the refrigerator. As he did the door was pulled from away and Kakashi was left holding a disconnected refrigerator door. The silver prince went wide-eyed. Minato turned around and looked at his freaked out lover.
"Damn! Been working out without me knowing Kakashi baby?" Minato looked in awe.
"M-my refrigerator! Who the hell did this?!" Kakashi almost shouted.
"Kakashi, Kakashi. Don't go blaming your super ninja strength on others." Minato told his lover.
"I didn't do this..." Kakashi said through his clench teeth. Naruto, Sasuka, Jiraiya, and Sai walked in and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw Kakashi holding the refrigerator door in one hand.
"Holy shit!" Jiraiya laughed at the prince.
"Kakashi? How did you do that?" Sakura asked in awe.
"He's been working out! He is my hunk after all." Minato kissed his lover on the cheek. Kakashi turned to the blond boy and glared daggers at him. Naruto gave a terrified look.
"Naruto. I would like to talk to you." Kakashi told the boy in a cold tone.
"Well first I would like to talk to you all. Everyone in the living room." Minato ordered. Everyone groaned and stood there.
"NOW!" Minato shouted and everyone scrambled into the room.
"Where's Kiba?" Minato asked.
"Walking the dog." Someone spoke up.
"Pff. Loser." Some chuckled.
"Shut up! Todays my birthday and I expect a gift from EVERYONE. If someone doesn't get me a gift or isn't up to my expectation, they will be kicked out of the house." Minato explained the rules.
"What?!" Naruto shouted.
"Some one better tell Kiba." Some told the group.
"Any who, Kakashi and I are going out to get my cake. Later bitches!" Minato walked out with an angry Kakashi storming out after him.
BANG!
"No one tell Kiba!" Naruto told everyone.
"Wow. How old is he?" Jiraiya asked.
"Old." Naruto grumbled.
"Come on Naruto. Let's go get a gift for your dad..." Sasuke sighed and Naruto jumped to his feet in excitement.
"Are you asking me on a date Sasuke?" Naruto reached for his lovers hand, but Sasuke swiftly moved it out-of-the-way before the boy could grab it.
"No." Sasuke told the boy in a cold tone.
"..." Sai glared at the couple and left.
"A gift for Minato hu?" Jiraiya thought to him self. Then the old pervert smirked to him self and left the house.
"A gift for Minato?" Itachi mumbled under his breath as he left the house. Sakura pondered for a few minuets and then left.
At a convenient store was Naruto and Sasuke with a basket filled with random things. Sasuke picked up a bag of M and Ms and tossed them into the basket.
"Sasuke are you really going to just buy Minato a bag of M and Ms?" Naruto asked his black-haired lover.
"Yea, duh." Sasuke told his lover as the walked up to the cashier.
"Minato is going to kick you out of the house for that..." Naruto warned his man.
"Sure he will." Sasuke told him self. Naruto rolled his eyes and started pulling random products off the shelfs and into the small basket he had.
"Ok, let's go!" Naruto told his lover as he dropped the shopping basket on the counter. Sasuke went wide-eyed.
"W-what?! Do you really think your dad will want all of that?" Sasuke asked in shock at the products in the basket.
"Yup!" Naruto smirked.
At a store called THE D. was the pervert who was in the back giggling like a little high school girl at all the naughty things.
"I'll just get him one of these...and one of this. Oh! And can't forget this..." Jiraiya giggled and took the items up to the counter. The cashier guy looked at the pervert with one raised eyebrow.
"Mhh, honey. You and your man are going to have a fabulous time with these toys! My bf and I had such a wonderful time with that one." He pointed to one of the items that Jiraiya picked out.
"...sure..." Jiraiya told the man.
The day went by fast and everyone was finally back around eight at night. No one wasted any time on wrapping the gifts before Minato and Kakashi got back. But wrapping one present was a difficult job for the ninjas when they only had one roll of tape.
"Who the hell has the tape now?" Jiraiya asked as he held the paper to the gift.
"I think Sai has it." Sakura said as she put the bow on top of her gift. "Perfect!"
"Who has the sticky strips?" Itachi asked.
"Someone has chicken strips?!" Naruto asked.
"He said tape boy!" The pervert told his student.
"Yea, who has it?" Sasuke asked.
"Sai does." Sakura told the boys again.
"Where's Kiba?" Itachi asked.
"He took a walk...this morning." Jiraiya mumbled.
"He never came back..." Sasuke added on. Everyone was quiet for a moment.
"Sai, give me the tape!" Sakura ordered.
"I'm almost done..." Sai mumbled.
"What you doing over there? Making origami? Hahaa!" The pervert laughed at his own joke. Sai held up a paper swan and pulled something on it to make its head move forward and backwards.
"...I was just kidding around..." The pervert grumbled.
"Sai! You used all the tape!" Sakura threw the empty tape roll at the boy, but he dogged it and it smacked Naruto right in the face.
"You ass!" Sakura snorted.
"You bitch! How dare you smack me with a tape roll!" Naruto shouted.
"Someone get the duct tape! They could be here any time!" The pervert shouted. Itachi left and came back with bright pink duct tape.
"You're joking right?" Jiraiya asked.
"It was in their cupboard with the whip cream." Itachi told the man.
"I don't want to know what they used that for!" The pervert shivered and took it.
"I don't want to know where it's been..." Sasuke told the man.
"Ohhhh...that's nasty!" Kiba said as he walked in.
"KIBA!" Everyone shouted and turned around to look at the boy.
"Damn! Not so loud." Kiba grumbled.
"Arf!" Akamaru agreed with his partner.
"So way the hell are you guys wrapping presents? Christmas is over dumb assess." Kiba walked by them.
"Well...who's going to tell him?" Sai asked out loud. Naruto glared at his teacher.
"Don't look at me... Specially that way." Jiraiya told his student.
"What the hell are you guys talking about?" Kiba asked as he walked back into the room with a can of soda.
"Today is Minato-" Sakura started up, but was rudely interrupted.
"I'm home bitches!" Minato drop-kicked the front door open.
"MINATO! My door!" Kakashi shouted at the man.
"I can if I want to. It's my birthday." Minato told his lover and strolled into the living room.
"You're buying me a new door..." Kakashi grumbled.
"Hope everyone got me a gift! I know Kakashi did." Minato winked at his lover, but Kakashi just glared and gave the bird.
"I'll fuck you in a minute love. Let me open my gifts first." Minato plopped down on the couch and smirked.
"Shit." The pervert mumbled under his breath.
"Who's first?" Minato asked with a wide smirk and mischief burning in his eyes. Everyone looked at each other with fear. Kakashi just rolled his eyes and hoped Spring would be here soon so everyone would just get the fuck out of his house...
Next chapter will be up next year. Jk, maybe in a month or two...or longer.