I don't own Naruto, or Taco Bell, 7-Eleven, etc. Sorry for the wait. It is longer this time.
Plus this chapter is for my friend whose a hero and tried to save two people in a car crash. She's a wonderful person and the world needs more people like her.
Chapter 16
The ninjas watched the smoke rise from half of the house that was now a pile of ashes and memories. Sakura started to tear up from the sight.
"I can't cook at all..." Sakura sniffed and wiped away a falling tear.
"I wouldn't be crying over that just yet..." Sasuke mumbled as he watched the lovers come over the hill and towards them.
"Oh, fuck! Kakashi is going to be so pissed!" Kiba cursed.
"That's all you guys. You guys were the ones who caused this calamity." Jiraiya said in a low-key way.
"That maybe true, but you are the adult who's suppose to be watching us and you failed to do so which caused this scene." Sasuke pointed out to the pervert. Jiraiya became worried and swallowed hard.
"Shit..." The pervert mumbled and got ready for the worse as Minato and Kakashi walked up.
"Please don't tell me that's our house..." Kakashi begged his lover.
"Well...it's half of it..." Minato told his prince as he looked over to the ninjas. "Well at least you left some of it standing." Minato walked over to the group.
"It was Sakuras fault!" The pervert pointed to the girl with fear in his eyes.
"Sakura? What the hell was she doing? Trying to cook?" Minato joked.
"I can't cook!" Sakura bawled her eyes out.
"Ooooh...well. Guess we'll just get a hotel room for...a couple of nights." Minato sighed. Kakashi was still in awe and was just staring at what was left of his house.
"I just got done paying it off too..." Kakashi mumbled.
"After he snaps out of this shock, I think Sakura should run away." Minato whispered to the ninjas.
"Who in Gods name did this?" Kakashi demanded in a low tone.
"..." Everyone was silent. Waiting for Sakura to say something.
"WHO DID THIS!?" Kakashi ordered again, but this time stern.
"SAKURA DID!" Naruto, Kiba, and Jiraiya shouted at the same time.
"Don't hurt me!" Naruto begged.
"Sakura?" Kakashi asked a bit dazed.
"I know right? I thought it would be Naruto." Minato whispered to his lover.
"..." Kakashi then collapse and Minato caught his silver prince.
"Aww. He's all tuckered out from last night." Minato smirked. "On to the sex hotel ninjas!" Minato ordered.
"We are not going to a sex hotel!" Neji ordered.
"Want me to tell your dad what you've been up to?" Naruto threatened the cross dresser.
"I fucking hate you." Neji huffed and followed the ninjas.
The hotel room was one big room with one round queen size bed that was slowly spinning and one bathroom that had a large tub filled with hot water and velvet rose petals. The kitchen was small with a mini fridge and a microwave that has seen better days. There was also one sliding door that lead to a small half balcony and the air con was broken.
"It's soooo fucking hot in here!" Kiba moaned.
"Well someone had to burn our house down..." Minato sighed as he placed the "sleeping" Kakashi on the fuzzy pink water-bed.
"Hey, hey, we only burned half of it down and it was the ugly half!" Naruto claimed.
"I liked our kitchen and part of that living room...and the bathroom..." Minato glared.
"And the stair way." The pervert flopped down on a fuzzy half couch that didn't even fit him.
"How am I going to make dinner with this kitchen?" Itachi complained.
"Oh, by the way Sakura."
"Yea...?" Sakura asked hesitantly.
"You might want to sleep out in the hallway, if Kakashi wakes up in the middle of the night and wants to kill you." Minato told the girl.
"Oh..."Sakura mumbled and left.
"Is she really the only girl in the house?" Neji asked.
"Yup. We did have Haku, but he left awhile back." Jiraiya told the boy. "You two might even get alone pretty damn well. He's also a cross dresser."
"Neji? When did you get here?" Minato asked, just noticing the boy.
"He was the really sexy blond girl the other day." Sai explained.
"Damn. Fooled me."
"Doesn't take much to trick you Minato." Jiraiya told his student as he drifted off to sleep.
"...shit..." Minato mumbled as he climbed into bed.
"What is it now oto-san?" Naruto asked as he pulled an extra blanket off the bed and onto the floor for all the boys.
"Kakashi and I were going to start planing the wedding tomorrow...but instead we have to talk about rebuilding our house." Minato sighed and closed his eyes.
"...night." Naruto mumbled and Sasuke, Neji, Kiba, and Sai mumbled one back.
"Arf!" Akamaru licked his master and snuggled up in Kibas neck. The pervert was already out and Itachi was sleeping against the wall like a majestic fucking owl. Kakashi was still out and Minato snuggled up to him. Sakura, who cried her self to sleep, was out in the empty hallway.
Everyone was finding it hard to sleep with the lack of room and the heavy air. Everyone seemed to have a lot on their minds and were still trying to process what happened only hours ago.
Minato shot opened his eyes and peeked over at the clock. Three in the morning. Minato was craving food. Taco Bell. Minato peered over at the sleeping ninjas on the floor. All of them seemed to be awake and watching the clock, or Kakashi. Minato moved his attention to his sleeping lover and smirked. Minato licked his lovers ear and in return got nothing. The prince was still out cold.
Minato then licked his lovers cheek passionately, but again got nothing. Minato huffed and thought for a while, but his smile soon crept back onto his face. He lifted the covers which covered him and his lover and pulled Kakashis pants down, then his navy boxers, and then started to please his lover with some good old sucking. Kakashi ripped opened his eyes and moaned.
"Minato... What are you doing?" A groggily Kakashi asked. Minato reappeared and kissed his lover.
"An early morning wake up call. Surprises are nice sometimes. Especially in the morning." Minato winked and licked his lips. "Just needs whip cream."
"You guys better not be having gay sex up there!" Naruto shouted and threw a heart-shaped pillow at Minatos ass.
"Oooh my! I do love a good spanking!" Minato joked with his son.
"That's nasty!" Kiba shouted and got up to use the bathroom.
"Why is everyone shouting?" Itachi mumbled and got up.
"I don't know... What time is it? I'm starving." The pervert said half asleep.
"Three in the morning. Can we please get a fucking fan in here?" Sasuke complained.
"Yea, really. My body was sticking to Sai from sweating so much." Neji complained as well.
"You didn't like it?" Sai asked.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Neji asked, but didn't really want to know.
"Well-" Sai started up, but was interrupted.
"No one wants to hear that!" Naruto shouted.
"Who's hungry?!" Minato shouted in the dark half-naked.
"I'm just hot." Came a voice.
"Yea, me too." Another one complained.
"I'm too sweaty to eat..."
"Well then. I guess we can all just play naked tag in the dark. Oh, and I'm it." Minato did a hidden smirk.
"Whoa! I'm not taking any dicks in the ass at three in the morning!" The pervert claimed and got up. Everyone agreed and got up and started to get ready. Kakashi went back to sleep and Minato wrapped his lusty arms around his man.
"Hey, Kakashi?" Minato asked.
"Whaaat?" Kakashi groaned from frustration.
"Do you want to build a snow man?" Minato whispered.
"Fuck you." Kakashi flipped the covers off of him and got up.
"Crap! Kakashi's awake!" Naruto panicked.
"Kill Sakura first!" Jiraiya told the prince.
"What?" Kakashi asked half asleep.
"Maybe he forgot?" Sai whispered to the others.
"The house being burnt down and all. I know you want to kill at least one person." Minato poked his lover.
"Oh that! Of course I haven't forgotten!" Kakashi gave a hidden smirk. "I've been thinking about how to punish you all for that." Everyone gave a blank look at the ninja.
"Ok, Taco Bell it is then!" Minato smirked and got ready.
"We have a Taco Bell in the Hidden Leaf Village?" Kakashi asked.
"Where's all the toilet paper!?" Kiba shouted.
"We have no toilet paper and we're about to go to Taco Bell?" Jiraiya asked.
"Steal a roll from the public bathroom at Taco Bell." Minato told the pervert.
"How?! Stuff it under my shirt?" The pervert asked annoyed.
"No ones going to know if you look a little fatter." Naruto told his teacher.
"What the fuck did you just say boy?!"
"Neji can just shove one in his purse." Sasuke pointed out.
"That's disgusting! I'm not placing a roll of toilet paper in my name brand purse!" Neji almost shouted.
"Calm down. We are in a hotel with other people around." Itachi told the boys.
"They make louder noises than us!" Neji shouted this time.
"Neji, you need to calm your fake woman tits down boy." Minato ordered.
"Fake woman tits?" Neji asked.
"You have a water bra, don't you?" Minato asked as he walked out the door wearing only a pair of boxers, his cape that read 'The Fourth', and his ninja sandals.
"Are you really going to a public place like that?" Neji ignored Minatos question and asked one of his own.
"Yes, of course." Minato told the boy and poked Sakura awake.
"Ssstop iiitt!" A groggily Sakura demanded.
"Why is Sakura sleeping outside?" Kakashi asked.
"We didn't want you to kill her in your sleep." Itachi told the man and made his way down the hall with the other ninjas tagging along. Kakashi sighed and followed his lover who had a sleeping Sakura on his back.
"Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell!" Naruto and Jiraiya chanted all the way to the restaurant. Which was right across from the sex hotel. The ninjas entered the dead building and walked up to the counter.
"Go to the bathroom Neji." Minato ordered.
"Fine." Neji grumbled and stormed off for the bathrooms. Soon a young man with a taco appeared from the back and came forth to the counter.
"Choji!" Naruto and Kiba cheered.
"Hey guys. Why are you here so late, or early?" Choji asked in confusion and shoved the crunchy taco in his mouth.
"We want tacos." Minato told the boy with a serious face and tone.
"I think I'll get..." Jiraiya mumbled as he looked through the menu.
"One of everything!" Minato ordered with a huge smile and shoved a silver credit card in the boys face.
"Minato! We have to rebuild our house with that money!" Kakashi scolded his lover.
"Bitch please. I got money in the bank!" Minato winked and gave his lover a kiss on the cheek.
"Fucking hate you sometimes." Kakashi mumbled.
"One of everything coming up." Choji told the costumers.
"Wait, hold on. You guys want anything?" Minato asked the group of ninjas.
"Wait. All of that was for you?" Itachi asked.
"Yea, why?" Minato asked.
"WHAT?!" Naruto shouted. "OTO-SAN, YOU FAT ASS!"
"Boy, when you had sex for twelve hours straight with no food, you get hungry as fuck!" Minato told his son what's up.
"Twelve hours?" Sasuke asked with a mixed face of disgust and awe.
"Kakashi likes it long, if you know what I mean." Minato smirked and Kakashi blushed.
"Minato you're splitting that with everyone." Kakashi changed the subject before something really personal got out.
"What? Hell no. They can get their own damn food." Minato bickered with his love.
"You are not eating all that, if you do you'll have gas for a month." Kakashi then went into a little lecture.
"Fine..." It was Minatos turn to grumble under his breath. After waiting for about an hour and convincing Neji to go back in the bathroom and steal four more rolls of toilet paper, the ninjas got back to their hotel room with twenty bags full of tacos, burritos, steak tacos, chicken tacos, crunchy ones, soft ones, Doritos tacos, chalupas, gorditas, nachos, 7-layer burritos, cheesy potato burritos, Mexican pizzas, volcano tacos, double-decker, quesadilla, crunch wraps, wet burritos, cinnamon rolls, cheese rolls, and stuffed burritos.
"No one touch the volcano taco! That's mine." Minato claimed.
"I want to try the cinnamon roll!" Naruto almost shouted.
"Same here! I fucking love cinnamon." Kiba agreed with the boy.
"Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon!" The boys chanted.
"Enough with the chanting!" Kakashi snapped at them and collapsed on the bed.
"Ok, dig in you crazy ass ninjas!" Minato told the group and everyone then dived into the huge pile of tacos and burritos.
"Hey guys... Where's Sakura?" Itachi asked as he looked around the room.
"I think she's still outside." Sai told the man as he picked up a 7-layer burrito and examined it.
"I think we left her at Taco Bell." Sasuke told the group.
"Uhhhhhh... Minato...go get her." Kakashi told his lover as he was drifting off to sleep.
"What? Why me?" Minato asked.
"YOU were the one who left her there. THAT'S why." Kakashi mumbled.
"Ok, after this taco...and burrito." Minato told his prince and then shoved the taco in his mouth.
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you all." Minato told the ninjas with a mouth full of taco.
"What? That you're going for a sex change?" Jiraiya joked.
"Haha! No, if it was anyone it would be Kakashi." Minato laughed.
"Kakashi do what?" Kakashi asked half asleep.
"We're all going camping again!" Minato said in excitement. Everyone looked at the man with blank faces.
"What? Why?" Naruto asked.
"You do recall what happened last time, right?" Sasuke asked the man.
"Tomorrow in the morning and yes I do Sasuke, yes I do." Minato smirked and winked at the boy. Sasuke got chills from the man and went back to his amazing wet burrito. Then everyone dived into the cinnamon rolls.
"This is like taking the cinnamon challenge!" Naruto choked.
"Need...water..." Kiba gagged after a bite.
"You guys need to stop being pussies!" Minato scolded the children. After everyone was done with their extensive pile of food they all fell into a deep slumber. But sadly, it did not last long. About six in the morning the sound of love-making came from the next door room.
"OOOOOHHHHHHH! YEEEESSSS! HARDER JACQUES!" A woman screamed from the other side of the wall. And it went on for a while.
"Why a sex hotel?" Neji grumbled.
"They should really make the walls sound proof..." Itachi told him self. Minato looked over at his clock. It read 7:47a.m..
"If that man doesn't cum soon, I'll go over there and make him!" Minato grumbled.
"No you won't Minato..." Kakashi sighed and got up.
"I think I'll just get ready for the trip now..." Sasuke mumbled and got up.
"Me too." Naruto followed his lover.
"Shhhhiiiiitttttt!" Jiraiya got up and ran to the bathroom.
"The first victim of Taco Bell." Minato told the group.
"Hahaa! That's going to be a real ass blaster!" Kiba laughed.
"Anal volcano is more like it!" Naruto chuckled and Kiba high-fived the boy.
"Ahhh!" Neji gave out a high pitch scream.
"Damn. You even scream like a girl." Kiba complained.
"Sai pinched my nipple!" Neji told the group.
"What the fuck Sai..." Sasuke mumbled in disgust.
"I like your nipples. So manly." Sai smirked.
"That's so wrong..." Naruto looked at the boy.
BANG! A pissed Sakura kicked opened the door.
"What the fuck?" Naruto mumbled.
"Ohhhhh...shit. I forgot Sakura last night." Minato said and then got a dirty look from Kakashi.
"YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! YOU LEFT ME AT MOTHER FUCKING TACO BELL! All. Night. Long." Sakura glared as she shouted at the boys.
"Yea... We were going to come back for you, but fell asleep. Sorry about that." Minato told the girl.
"I hate you all... Except for you Sasuke." Sakura told the group of ninjas.
"What the hell is going on out here?" Jiraiya asked as he left the bathroom.
"Sakura's back!" Minato told the man.
"Oooh, I see. I thought it was the room next door. Hehe." The pervert laughed. Itachi walked into the bathroom, but ran right out and opened the main door to the hallway.
"Don't go in the bathroom!" Itachi pleaded.
"Why-" Minato was about to make a smirk remark, but got a whiff of something foul.
"Oh...oh fuck! What is that smell?!" Kiba asked as he held his nose.
"Awwoooo!" Akamaru whimpered.
"I'll be waiting for you guys outside! Come on Akamaru!" Kiba made a mad dash outside with his fuzzy partner tagging along.
"What the hell smells like eggs?" Neji asked as he wrinkled his nose in disgust.
"Grab your shit and run!" Minato ordered and everyone did as they were told. The ninjas were gathered outside half asleep while Minato talked to the manager at the counter about the foul smell in the room.
"Can we just ditch him?" Neji asked the group.
"Maybe. But I'm pretty sure he'll just hunt us down." Sasuke told the boy. As they boys went on about Minato there was some shouting coming from Kiba and a woman about twenty feet away.
"What the hell?" Naruto looked at the woman again. "I think that's Kibas mother."
"I wonder what she wants." Sakura mumbled.
"NO, MOM! YOU CAN'T HAVE AKAMARU!" Kiba shouted hysterically at the woman.
"I just need him for a little while honey." Kibas mother tried to talk sweetly to the boy.
"You lost all of your dogs from illegal dog fighting! You would just put Akamaru in them so you can get money!" Kiba shouted at the woman and it was catching a lot of attention.
"Kiba. You better give mommy the doggy. Or there's going to be trouble." Kibas mother threatened the boy between her clenched teeth. Two sturdy guys walked over to the bickering family.
"Is there a problem here?" One guy asked Kiba.
"Yes, there is. This crazy hag is trying to take my dog for illegal dog fighting." Kiba told the man.
"Kiba!" His mother shouted. "You bastard child!"
"We seen enough here." The other guy told the two.
"We're taking you in miss." The other guy started to handcuff her.
"What?! You can't do this! I just got out!" She cried.
"We can. We're the ninja police." One of the guys said and took the screaming woman away.
"Come on Kiba!" Minato called the boy over. "We have to get going before noon!"
"Come on Akamaru!" Kiba told his furry lover and the group of ninjas took off towards the cabin were they spent their last summer at.
"We have to stop here at the 7-Eleven to get some dogs and toilet paper." Kakashi told the ninjas and entered the store.
"Are we sharing a bed again?" Sasuke asked the blond man.
"We did share a bed last time, didn't we." Minato remembered and smirked a devilish smile.
"Wait. You guys did what?" Kiba asked, scared of what he just heard.
"The guys all shared a bed last time and I slept in a separate room." Sakura cleared it up for the boy.
"That's...pretty fucked up." Kiba mumbled, but he was with some crazy ass ninjas after all.
"Ok! I got ten packs of super large hot dogs, eight packs of hot dog buns, some extra food and snacks, and three packs of toilet paper. Am I missing anything?" Kakashi asked the group.
"Did you get love balloons?" Minato asked out loud.
"Here." Kakashi gave the man the bags and went back in for some love balloons. After the silver-haired man went back in the younger ninjas caused a ruckus.
"Really oto-san?!"
"That's nasty."
"You guys use protection?"
"What are love balloons?"
"Really?"
"You're not doing anything if we have to share a bed again!" After the complaining was done Kakashi came out with a plastic bag filled with small boxes of condoms.
"I didn't know what kind to get so I got a variety. Did you know they had glow in the dark ones?" Kakashi asked.
"Really?" Minato asked with excitement as they started to make their way to the cabin.
"And I got strawberry cheese cake flavored ones as well!" Kakashi gave a hidden smirk as he pulled out the cute pink box with a picture of a cheese cake on it.
"How adorable!" Minato looked through the bag at all the kinds his lover bought.
"Chocolate ice cream!" Minato let out a commotion.
"Are they really talking about condoms?" Sasuke asked his lover with a heavy sigh.
"Yea..." Naruto mumbled.
"What are love balloons?" Sai asked his man.
"Sai, how the heck do you not know what condoms are?" Naruto asked the strange boy.
"Yea, really. Specially at your age." Neji agreed.
"I'll tell you friend." Itachi smirked.
"Please do." Sai gave a tasteless smile back.
"Well you see, it's like a balloon, but it's longer and it slides on over the penis. Then when you cum it catches all of your love juice." Itachi explained to the boy.
"I'm really getting sick of hearing explanations to Sai." Sakura sighed heavily.
"That's great. But what is cum?" Sai asked the man.
"Ugh!" The other ninjas let out.
"Are we almost there?!" The super pervert asked.
"About a few minuets or so." Minato hollered back.
"I got to take a shit!" The pervert complained.
"Go in the woods! We have toilet paper." Naruto told his teacher.
"No way! Girls don't like a man who poops in the woods!" Jiraiya complained.
"You're right. We don't." Sakura agreed.
"That's why I hate girls." Sai whispered to Neji and in return Neji rolled his eyes.
"I thought it would be because they have a vagina." Sasuke told his man and Naruto chuckled.
"That's ninety percent of it." Sai explained.
"What's the rest of it?" Naruto asked.
"Their periods." Sai smirked.
"Whaaaaahaahaa!" The pervert broke out into a hysterical laugh and the rest laughed or chuckled.
"That's so true!" Neji laughed. "I mean Hinata, when she hits hers...well. She throws things."
"Really? Hinata? You wouldn't think it with that girl." The pervert said and chuckled.
"Sakura just beats the crap out of people when she's on hers." Naruto told the boy.
"What did you say Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"She does that even if she's not on it." Sasuke added on with a smirk.
"Are you guys talking about me?" Sakura called back.
"No!" All the guys shouted.
"Better not!" Sakura shouted back.
"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru barked as he ran around the corner.
"Akamaru!" Kiba chased after the dog.
"What the heck?" Neji asked.
"We're here boys! And Sakura." Minato told the group as they turned around the corner. The river was crystal clear and Akamaru was splashing around in the cold water as Kiba chased his furry partner around. The cabin looked as if frozen in time, perfect, and peaceful. The perfect place to finish off summer. And everyone had their own plans to. The ninjas left their spots and dropped their bags off inside. Itachi piled the food up in the fridge and got some hot dogs out for lunch. As Itachi was going through the food he pulled out five boxes of Pop-Tarts and two cans of extra creamy whip cream.
"Hmmm..." Itachi shook his head and placed them with the rest of the food. As Itachi was cooking dogs the kids/teens were playing in the river, the pervert having a nice relaxing afternoon drink after his ass ripping Taco Bell poop, and the lovers were 'cleaning' the cabin, but they were looking at all the different kinds of condoms they got.
"Look at these cannon covers! Beautiful." Minato said as Kakashi dumped them on the table. There was an assortment of colors, flavors, girth size, and textures.
"I got two strawberry cheese cakes, one red velvet, one vanilla cupcake, one banana cream pie, two chocolate ice creams, one water flavored, two ultra ribbed, two extra lube, two glow in the dark, two twisted, two XX, three different colors, and two Godzilla ones." Kakashi breathed.
"Wow. Really out did yourself this time Kakashi." Minato looked in awe. "Well! Looks like we have to have sex more now!" Minato smirked.
"We also have two cans of whip cream." Kakashi told his man.
"We should do it." Minato grabbed his lover around the waist.
"Now?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes." Minato said with a straight face. Itachi cleared his throat from across the room.
"Ok, maybe later then." Minato told his love then kissed Kakashi passionately on the lips.
"Ewww! Oto-san!" Naruto shouted at his father as he passed by to the bathroom.
"You would do the same to Sasuke, boy!" Minato hollered to his son. Kakashi rolled his eyes and pulled Minato into another kiss.
"Mmmm." Minato was muffled by a kiss.
"Gahhh!" Naruto grunted from the bathroom. Minato broke the kiss and looked towards the bathroom.
"Naruto? What the hell you doing in there?" Minato called.
"Gggahhhhh!" Another grunt came from the bathroom. Minato let his lover go and went up to the bathroom door and knocked.
"You ok?" Minato asked.
"Mhh hhmm!" Naruto barely got out between his lips.
"What you doing in there?" Kakashi asked.
"What you think he's doing? He's beating the snake." Minato told his lover.
"You mean he's beating his meat? In the bathroom?" Kakashi asked. Minato placed his ear to the door.
"Oh he's buffing the banana in there alright." Minato smirked.
"So he's white water wristing in there." Kakashi told his man.
"Oh yea. He's waxing the dolphin." Minato chuckled.
"What is going on over here?" Itachi asked.
"Naruto is just varnishing the cane." Minato told the man.
"What?" Itachi asked.
"He's walking the dog." Kakashi said.
"I'm still not getting it."
"He's stroking the stallion." Minato told the man as he listened to the door.
"We have a horse?" Itachi asked.
"No. He's squeezing the lemon." Kakashi told the man.
"...wait. You mean Naruto is sending out the troops?" Itachi asked.
"Haha! That's a new one." Minato chuckled.
"Gahhh!" Naruto grunted.
"Oh man he's really shaking the snake in there!" Minato chuckled.
"What is going on?" The pervert asked.
"Naruto is shining his pole up." Itachi told the man.
"Hhahahaaa!" The pervert laughed. "He's wrestling the eel? Hahaha!"
"Oh he's really polishing that rocket of his." Minato chuckled again.
"Hang in there boy! Keep milking the bull!" The old pervert shouted.
"Where's Naruto?" Sasuke asked as he entered the house.
"Making yogurt." Kakashi told his student.
"What?" Sasuke asked as he came over.
"Let me put it this way. He's measuring for condoms." Jiraiya told the boy.
"Or jacking the bean stalk." Minato smirked.
"You mean he's jerking off?" Sasuke asked.
"Who's jerking?" Neji asked with Sai, Kiba, and Sakura tagging along.
"We're listing to Naruto do hands on training." Kakashi told the kids.
"In the bathroom?" Sai asked.
"He's getting in touch with his manhood is what he's doing." Jiraiya smirked.
"Whoa. So he's giving IT a tug?" Neji asked.
"He's giving it more then a tug." The pervert laughed.
"Hahaha! He's hammering the sausage!" Kiba said in stitches.
"That's nasty." Sakura said and shook her head.
"He's freeing the willies in there." Minato told the ninjas.
"Oh he's just firming the worm." Kakashi gave a hidden smirk.
"It's five against one in there." Itachi joined in on the fun.
"Gahhh!" Naruto grunted once again.
"Man. He's really Doing the Dew in there!" Minato cracked.
"Buffing the wood in there pretty good." Neji smirked.
"Jerking the Jerry!" Kiba laughed.
"Arf!" Akamaru joined in.
"Mmm, he's releasing that kraken." Itachi told everyone.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Naruto finally finished.
"Looks like he got done carrying the weight." Minato told everyone.
"You mean he blew the load already?! Haha!" Jiraiya laughed. There was some shuffling and a flush of a toilet.
"He's coming!" Minato told everyone.
"Yea, we already know that." Neji told the man.
"No you dolt. He means that Naruto is coming out of the bathroom." Sakura smacked the back of Nejis head.
"Scatter ninjas!" Kakashi ordered. Minato and Kakashi went back over to the condom table, Itachi and Sakura went to the kitchen, Jiraiya, Sai, Neji, and Sasuke were over by the front door, and Akamaru sat by the bathroom door. The blond boy opened the door and sighed.
"You ok over there?" Minato asked.
"Yup! I feel amazing now!" Naruto gave his signature smirk and everyone snickered.
"What's so funny?" Naruto asked confused.
"You know...we did hear you." Itachi told the boy.
"Sorry about that. It was a crazy Taco Bell poop...hehe..." Naruto said embarrassed.
"Wait. You took a shit?" The pervert asked.
"Yea. I had two burritos, three tacos, and half of the nachos." Naruto told everyone.
"Damn. Thought you were jerking off in there." Minato said with a sigh.
"Oh... Wait. What the hell oto-san?!" Naruto cursed his father.
"It sounded like you were tugging the snake." Minato told his son as he pulled his prince into a tight embrace.
"I don't do that kind of things!"
"But with Sasuke you do." Minato smirked.
"Shut the hell up oto-san!" Naruto demanded.
"Stop your bickering you two! Naruto, go outside and play with your ninja friends. Minato, do...whatever the hell you were doing..." Jiraiya ordered his students.
"Can do! Come here you sexy sex slave you!" Minato pulled his lover closer and gave him Eskimo kisses.
"Ewwww..." The teens said in union and left for the water with Akamaru chasing them.
"Awwww! So cute!" Itachi smirked.
"So kawaii!" Jiraiya joked and rolled his eyes.
"Let's get the bed...'ready' for tonight. I got a feeling we'll be sharing it again." Minato whispered in his mans ear and Kakashi gave a hidden blush.
"Oh Minato..." Kakashi grabbed a strawberry cheese cake box of condoms and they left for the master bedroom.
"So glad I won't be in that bed tonight." The pervert smirked and took another sip of his sake.
"Mmmm. Hot dogs are almost done." Itachi told the old pervert.
"I'll get the kids." Jiraiya said and got up. "Hey! Your penises are done! Get in here and eat them!" The kids just looked at the man.
"Did he say penis?" Neji asked.
"Yup." Naruto said and took off towards the cabin.
"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru chased after the boy and the rest followed.
"We have freshly grilled hot dogs, with ketchup, mustered, pickles, onions, and over there are some warm buns." Itachi told the kids and pervert.
"Hey, hey! Kiba! I challenge you to a hot dog eating competition." Naruto nudged the boy.
"That crap is for kids!" Kiba told the blond boy. "What's the rules?" Kiba then asked.
"I want in on this." Sai told the boys.
"Sai you probably deep throat them." Naruto smirked and some others snickered at the remark.
"Hey, you should join in on the fun too Jiraiya." Itachi told the pervert.
"I'm too old for that crap. I don't need to choke down weenies at the table to show that I'm some fat ass." The pervert huffed as he got his hot dog. Naruto, Sai, and Kiba had a plate full of hot dogs in front of them and one large cup of water next to it.
"You guys are dumb." Sakura told the boys as she made her dog.
"You guys are going to choke." Neji said and took a bite out of his dog.
"..." Sasuke watched and hoped for Sai to choke and die.
"On the count of three. One..." Naruto started.
"Here we go..." The pervert sighed.
"Two..."
"Three!" Naruto shouted and shoved a hot dog in his mouth. The other two followed his reaction.
"Should I go get the lovers?" Itachi asked.
"Don't you dare." Jiraiya glared at the man.
"They do need to eat..." Itachi mumbled.
"They're having their alone time right now. Plus Minato gets grumpy if you interrupt him during sex." Jiraiya told the man.
"Eww." Sakura mumbled. "So glad I get my own bed."
"What?" Neji asked.
"You guys have to share a bed with the lovers who are making love in that bed as we speak." Sakura told the boy.
"WHAT?!" Neji flipped.
"You're fucking joking...right?" Sasuke asked as he dropped his dog.
"Gaaa!" Naruto and Kiba choked on their dogs from what Sakura just said.
"See. That's why I didn't want to eat dogs like that." Jiraiya pointed out to Itachi.
"Their doing what in the bed?!" Naruto asked as he cleared his now sore throat.
"Making sweet love." Itachi smirk. "Their so cute."
"Nooo!" Naruto shouted. "We have to stop them!"
"I agree." Sasuke got up from the table.
"Same here." Neji said and stood up.
"Now how are you going to do that?" The pervert asked.
"I have an idea..." Kiba spoke up.
"How?" Naruto grabbed Kibas hands and asked.
"Here what's going to happen." Kiba explained the mission and went through with it.
"Now. Time for mission Stop the Lovers From Having Sex On Our Bed!" Naruto ordered the rest of the ninjas.
"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru joined in. The ninjas dashed down the hall and stood next to the door that lead to the master bedroom.
"Go!" Whispered Naruto. Kiba kicked opened the door to reveal a naked Minato licking whip cream off the chest of a tied up and naked Kakashi.
"Sick em Akamaru!" Kiba ordered.
"Grrr!"
"Wha-OOOF!" Minato was about to say something, but Akamaru went flying through the air and tackled Minato right onto the floor and started to lick the whip cream off of the naked man.
"Wha-wha-what?!" Minato was in confusion.
"Good work boy!" Kiba praised.
"What the fuck is wrong with you all?!" Kakashi shouted.
"No gay sex in the bed we're sleeping in tonight." Neji ordered.
"Well you're too late for that! We already did the dirty." Minato told the ninjas with a devilish smirk.
"...I call the couch!" Naruto claimed.
"Like hell your not!" Neji shouted.
"It's mine." Sasuke joined.
"Screw you guys! It's ours! Right Akamaru?" Kiba asked, but his furry lover was busy licking whip cream off of the man. "Don't eat that crap Akamaru! You don't know where it's been!" Kiba shouted.
"We'll change the damn sheets, now get out!" Kakashi demanded and everyone left before feeling the rage of the silver prince.
"Well that went swell." Sasuka said in a sarcastic tone.
"Now we have to share a a sex stained bed..." Naruto sighed and sat down at the table with his head hung low in defeat.
"It wasn't the best plan." Neji told the boy.
"Put mouse traps in the bed next time. Haha!" The pervert laughed.
"That's not a bad plan." Sasuke told the old man as he took his empty plate to the sink. Everyone was silent and thinking about substitutions for the bed.
"I won." Sai smirked his creepy smile.
"What?" Neji asked.
"I ate all of my weenies. I win." Sai smirked again.
"Fuck you Sai!" Kiba cursed the boy. "We had a mission to do."
"We failed it too." Sasuke sighed and Naruto wrapped his arms around his lovers waist.
"How about we go play in the river again?" Naruto asked his lover and licked his ear. Sasuke got chills, but liked how it felt.
"No gay shit in front of me!" Jiraiya ordered.
"You're just jealous cause you don't have a sexy man like I do." Naruto smirked and squeezed Sasuke harder.
"Shut up! Go outside and throw rocks at each other or something!" The pervert shouted.
"It's raining out." Itachi told the man as he looked out the window. Rain fell hard to the dry earth and the sky became dark. Some rumbling was heard in the distance as well.
"Aww man!" Kiba groaned.
"Looks like we're done playing outside for today." Sakura mumbled.
"Who wants to play Uno?" Sai asked with his signature smile.
"No!"
"Fuck that."
"I'll pass."
"Let's play Twister!" Naruto told the ninjas with excitement.
"Do we even have that game?" Sakura asked.
"I saw it in the master bedroom." Naruto smirked and dashed off to get it.
"Might want to clean it before we use it." Sasuke told the group and the ninjas went wide-eyed. There was a scream from Minato and cursing from Kakashi and the sound of a door slamming, then finally Naruto returned with a Twister box.
"Let's play!" Naruto opened the box and whipped out a plastic mat with colorful circles on it and a cardboard spinner to match it. Naruto placed it down on the floor and pulled out the spinner. Itachi got some gloves and disinfectant wipes and gave it a good wipe down.
"Everyone knows how to play. Right?" Naruto asked and everyone nodded.
"Ok, Sasuke, Kiba, and I are a team. Sakura, Sai, and Neji, you guys are team two." Naruto paired up the ninjas.
"I'll be the spinner!" Jiraiya volunteered as he took the cheap spinner away from Naruto. After Itachi was done cleaning the teams picked a side after bickering over the left one for three minuets.
"Ok! We're ready!" Naruto told his teacher.
"Here we go!" Jiraiya spun the cheap spinner. "Left hand green!" Everyone placed their hand on green and waited for the next move. But a loud noise was heard down the hall.
BANG!
"What's up ninja bitches?!" Minato asked as he walked in with his lover following.
"Twister. Next move!" Kiba ordered.
"Ok, ok. Right foot yellow." The pervert told the kids and took a sip of saké.
"You kidding me?" Sasuke sighed and stretched.
"You guys are doing it all wrong." Minato told the kids and walked off.
"Pretty sure we're doing it right." Sakura said.
"But not Minatos way." Kakashi told his student and sat down on the couch next to Itachi. Minato ran back in the room with a clear bottle in his hand that read 'Baby Oil'.
"Here's the fun!" Minato opened it and squeezed the whole bottle onto the mat.
"What the fuck oto-san?!" Naruto shouted as the clear and slippery liquid moved towards them.
"Baby oil?!" Kiba asked as the oil seeped around his hand and foot.
"I love oil. It makes life better." Sai smirked and everyone just looked at the boy.
"Shiiitt!" Kibas hand slipped out from under him and landed on his side. Sai fell from his position and collided into Sasuke, Sakura slipped from trying to get up and tumbled onto Naruto, while Neji fell on Akamaru.
"Hahahaa! This is great!" The pervert cracked and Minato smirked at the collision of ninjas on the Twister pad. Narutos face was planted between Sakuras B cup breasts and Sakura was pissed.
"Naruto..." Sakura said between clenched teeth and building anger.
"Mmhhff." Naruto answered the girl, but was muffled.
"Get up. NOW." Sakura ordered the boy and he did as he was told. Naruto looked at the girl then down where his face was.
"S-Sakura chan! I didn't mean to-" Naruto tried to apologize to the girl, but instead all he got was a face full of pain as he was sent flying across the room.
"Boy! What did I tell you about going near boobs?!" Minato shouted at his son.
Sai and Sasuke were tangled on the floor till Sasuke kicked the boy away from him.
"I'm done with Twister." Neji told the group as he got off the squished Akamaru.
"I agree with the cross dresser." Kiba said and got off of the oil covered Twister pad.
"I'm calling it a night and don't be so noisy in the bedroom. My head is already pounding and it's not even morning yet." The pervert complained.
"So wait. You get the couch?!" Kiba asked.
"Yep. And Itachi gets the love seat." Jiraiya smirked. "Now get to bed you gay boys."
"I'm not gay!" Kiba shouted.
"Yea! He's just a puppy molester!" Naruto smirked and chuckled.
"W-what?! No I'm not!" Kiba shouted and jumped on the blond boy.
"I'm not gay either. I'm just a guy who likes to dress as a woman." Neji pointed out.
"Gaaaaaaayyyyyyy!" The pervert told the boy and in return got a nasty glare.
"Kakashi and I are getting a penis before bed. Care to join us?" Minato asked his teacher.
"Hell no!" The pervert shouted and plopped down on the couch. Itachi got his bed ready and Sakura left for her room. The boys saw their opportunity and made a mad dash for the master bedroom.
"But Kakashi likes an audience when he deep throats penises." Minato frowned.
"Minato!" Kakashi playfully slapped his lover and gave a hidden blush.
"I'm sorry my sugar slut." Minato told his man as he pulled him into a tight embrace.
"I forgive you my sugar tits." Kakashi cooed.
"My Kit Kat bar..." Minato licked his lips.
"Cheese ball..." Kakashi whispered.
"My super stud..." Minato stroked his lovers face.
"Sugar daddy." Kakashi got closer to his man.
"Casanova." Minato whispered.
"My caption."
"Cherry lover."
"Nut cracker."
"Dirty cupcake."
"Dumpling buns."
"Cum dumpster."
"Minato! Not outside the bedroom." Kakashi scolded his lover.
"I'm sorry. I got too excited." Minato told his lover as he grabbed his chin and looked him in the eyes.
"Eat your damn dogs and go to bed!" Jiraiya ordered his student.
"Let's eat some penises." Minato told his prince and released him.
In the master bedroom the boys and dog was getting ready for bed.
"I call the edge of the bed, just in case something gets...awkward." Sasuke called.
"Then I get next to you!" Naruto claimed.
"I get next to Naruto then." Sai smirked.
"Hell no! You can have the floor." Naruto told the boy.
"I just don't want to be next to the lovers." Kiba said while he brushed his furry lovers hair.
"I don't care where I sleep, I just don't want to be next to Sai." Neji told the group as he got chills from the thought of his last night experience with the boy.
"Akamaru is sleeping on the floor right?" Neji asked.
"No. He's sleeping at the end of the bed." Kiba gave the boy a glare.
"As long as he doesn't wake me up." Neji mumbled and climbed into the huge bed. "I'm going to bed now. Make sure Sai doesn't get the spot next to me."
"You were just a one night stand." Sai told the boy.
"WHAT?!" Neji cried and gave the boy the finger.
"This is going to be a long night..." Sasuke sighed and climbed in at the edge of the bed. Naruto jumped in next to him and curled up next to Sasuke.
"You smell like Old Spice." Naruto told his lover and nuzzled up into his lovers neck. Sasuke wrapped his lusty arms around his blond lover and buried his face in his lovers hair that tickled his cheeks, but was so inviting.
"Move over!" Kiba did a cannon ball on the bed and plopped down next to Neji. Akamaru stretched out at the end of the bed. Sai crawled over the dog and slipped in next to Kiba and his blond lover.
"You better not fucking pinch my nipple when I'm asleep." Kiba told the creepy boy next to him.
"You have woman nipples. So small and perky." Sai said in disgust.
"What the fuck?!" Kiba shouted in surprise and anger.
"Hahaaha!" The other boys laughed at the remark.
"That was pretty good." Naruto laughed.
"I shouldn't be hearing all this talking when you should be sleeping!" Minato shouted as he entered the room with his silver prince following.
"Are we going to fit?" Kakashi asked as he looked at the bed full of ninjas.
"We always have and always will." Minato hugged his lover.
"I guess I'll squeeze in next to Neji then." Kakashi sighed and got out of his lovers hug and into the bed. Minato stripped down to his boxers and flipped off the lights. Minato dashed over to the bed and snuggled up to his silver lover.
"Kakashi." Minato whispered.
"What?" Kakashi sighed.
"Don't use your nose for about thirty seconds." Minato told his lover.
"...why?" Kakashi asked, but soon found out. "Oh! Minato! That's...bad..." Kakashi covered his nose.
"What?" Neji asked the silver-haired prince.
"You don't want to know." Minato told the boy.
"What is that smell?!" Kiba asked.
"Was that you oto-san?" Naruto asked after he got a whiff.
"Maybe." Minato told his boy.
"It smells like rotten burritos!" Neji cried.
"It's the Taco Bell farts..." Sasuke mumbled.
"Mmm. Taco Bell." Sai gave a hidden smirk.
"That's fucking nasty." Kiba held his nose.
"Good night ninjas!" Minato told the boys and pulled his lover into a tight embrace.
"Gahaa! It's so bad!" Kiba gaged.
Kakashi sighed into his lovers chest and wondered when he could have Minato and a house all to him self again, but for now he would have to share. The rest of the night the boys slept wonderful, the pervert slept like a rock, Itachi was out, and Sakura had a better night then her Taco Bell one. But tomorrow was going to a total surprise...for everyone.
Thanks guys! Next chapter will be up...maybe a month from now...? I'll try my best to get it done and up. Also I have a surprise chapter or two for you guys (and me) coming up. Also I am planing to make a past chapter about Minato and Kushina. Ecstatic for that one! R and R!