Disclaimer: Olih: Pffft I never think they're funny, but I'm so glad you guys do! Awwww, thanks! It's nothing, really, just a head-cold : ) I'm so happy you liked them! Ahhhhh, I'm so grateful you liked the one about Zero!111oneone Thank you soooo much! Arther: Yeah, I'd take Sapph over May any day : ) Artemis: Irksomeshipping FTW; I'll definitely write that for you, thanks for such a detailed request! Rat: I LOVE Alice X Tonio, so of course!

Question: Do any of you watch Special A?

My Answer: It's a great anime that an equally great friend of mine recommended to me. Tell me if you like it, too : ) (I was thinking of starting a multichaptered fic like this for it)

Characters: Alice X Tonio, as requested. Awwww, I love this pairing!

Summary: Fluff.

Newton

"Tonio~"

"Alice, if you could wait just a minute-"

"Nope. I want to try something."

"But Alice, I've just started rereading Newton's action-reaction theory-"

"Well then, consider this an experiment." There is a loud thwack as she shuts the book. "Would a kiss be considered an action?"

"I suppose…"

"And it would also be a reaction, wouldn't it?"

"It depends on the s-situation… Wait, Alice, w-why are you so c-c-close?"

Lips clumsily meet in reply. After a moment she breaks it off, and a tinkling giggle fills the room. "There. Now you don't have to flip through that old book."

"…"

"…Tonio, are you okay? You're so red…do you have a fever?"

"No?" The word is drawn out shyly and uncertainly. "Actually, Alice…"

"Hm?"

"I didn't quite understand that outcome… could we maybe retry that experiment?"

Grinning, she complies.