I do not own Naruto! Sorry if it's kinda short, I kinda sped through it. I didn't have much time to write it. Enjoy.
Chapter 17
The morning air was cold and the house was silent, but it wouldn't last long. The blond ninja opened his blue eyes and peeked over at his lover who was still asleep. The raven haired boy was out and Naruto smirked to him self. The boy licked his mans pale skin cheek and Sasuke groaned.
"..mmh?" Sasuke groggily opened his eyes.
"Morning..." Naruto yawned and stretched out over his lovers bare chest. Sasuke looked around the room that was barely lit. The morning sun was just starting to peek over the tree tops.
"Why did you wake me so early...?" Sasuke mumbled and yawned. Naruto rested his heavy head on his man's chest and closed his eyes.
"Cause I think you're the sexiest in the morning." Naruto told his man and wrapped his arm around Sasukes side.
"You're just saying that cause of my morning wood." Sasuke pointed out and Naruto shot open his heavy eyes.
"You have morning wood?" Naruto asked surprised and Sasuke then realized that was a bad move.
"...umm..." Sasuke mumbled, trying to think of something to distract his lover, but fail. "No."
"That's a lie." Naruto told his man and turned his head to where he was staring into his lovers dark eyes. "We should do it." Naruto breathed.
"..." Sasuke just looked at his lover and thought about their last experience. "I don't think so."
"Why?" Naruto demanded and Sasuke pondered for an excuse.
"Where would we do it?" Sasuke asked.
"We could do the dirty deed in the closet." Naruto gave his signature smirk. Sasuke sighed from annoyance, but smirked inside from the thought.
"No. You're too noisy." Sasuke told his love and ran his fingers through his matted bed head hair.
"I'll be quiet." Naruto told his man and gave him puppy eyes.
"What? No." Sasuke said sternly. As Naruto begged his lover for morning sex, the other lovers were just getting up. Minato yawned and cuddled closer to his prince. Kakashi was already awake, but stayed quiet and enjoyed the embrace of his lover.
"Good morning my sex slave." Minato mumbled and brought his man closer to his chest.
"Go back to bed Minato..." Kakashi groaned.
"You smell better when you're awake." Minato told his man as he pulled the prince closer and took a whiff of his hair.
"What?" Kakashi asked and looked at his man.
"You do." Minato said and smirked. Kakashi just sighed and snuggled up to his man.
"BANG!"
"Damn it..." Sai huffed and got off the floor.
"Sai?" Kakashi groaned and peeked over his lover.
"He was trying to hump me!" Naruto shouted.
"Naruto... Shut up..." Neji mumbled and placed a pillow over his head.
"Arf! Arf! Arf!" Akamaru barked and jumped on his owner.
"Not now..." Kiba shoved his dog away, but his fuzzy partner wouldn't give up.
"Shut your dog up Kiba!" Naruto ordered.
"Awwoo..." Akamaru cried to his owner. Kiba groaned and got up out of bed wearing nothing but navy boxers.
"Come on Akamaru..." A half asleep Kiba ordered.
"Awoo! Awoo!" Akamaru jumped and wagged his tail as he followed his owner.
"Who here has morning wood?" Minato asked the bed full of boys.
"...really?" Neji asked.
"Sasuke does." Naruto blurted out and in return got a dirty look from his lover.
"Well now we know who the real man is in that relationship." Minato smirked and told his prince. Kakashi sighed and rolled his eyes as he got up.
"Today is the day that we talk about the house Minato." Kakashi told his man and got dressed.
"What house?" Minato asked as he jumped out of bed wearing pink boxers hat said "Mexican Touch Down!" on them.
"The one Naruto burnt down?" Neji asked and Naruto gave the boy a death glare.
"What?" Kakashi asked the cross dresser.
"You mean Sakura, boy! Naruto burnt down his own place." Minato told the boy and slapped Kakashi on the ass.
"Minato!" Kakashi slapped Minatos hand.
"Ow..." Minato pouted and rubbed his hand.
"Now Neji, how did Naruto burn our house down?" The silver-haired prince asked.
"Ramen in the microwave oven." Neji told the man and Naruto hid under the covers.
"Naruto. I need to talk to you...alone." Kakashi told the boy.
"No, I'm good." Naruto told his master.
"Now." Kakashi told the boy sternly.
"Maybe later." Naruto said from under the sheets.
"Get your ass out here!" Kakashi ordered.
"You can't make him Kakashi." Minato told his man.
"Why not?" Kakashi asked with irritation in his voice.
"He's under the covers." Minato told his man.
"What?" Kakashi asked in confusion.
"He's safe under the covers. I use to do that from Narutos mom when she would get pissed off." Minato told his prince and wrapped his arms around his prince.
"Don't try that with me next time I get pissed off at you!" Kakashi shouted and ripped his lovers arms from him.
"I think you pissed him off..." Sasuke told the man.
"You're right!" Minato told the boy and jumped onto the bed then hid under the covers with his son. Sasuke sighed and got out of bed to get ready.
"Minato! Naruto! Get out of the bed now." Kakashi ordered the men.
"Shh. Maybe he'll go away." Minato whispered to his son.
"Minato...I can hear you." Kakashi told the man. Neji and Sai got out of the bed and followed Sasuke out of the room. All this morning fighting was starting to give them a headache. Kakashi walked over to the bed and ripped the covers off the two boys.
"Shit! Doesn't work with men." Minato mumbled.
"Don't kill me!" Naruto begged for his life.
"Oh, I'm not going to kill you!" Kakashi gave a hidden smirk.
"You aren't?" Naruto asked in surprise.
"I'm going to spank the hell out of you." Kakashi said in a serious tone.
"WHAT!?" Naruto cried.
"Now Kakashi, I know he did something wrong, but a spanking is just-"
"No sex for a year if I can't spank him." Kakashi interrupted his lover.
"Drop your pants boy!" Minato ordered his son.
"BUT DAD!" Naruto gave his father puppy eyes.
"No sex for an entire year!" Minato told his son.
"Your sex life is dead old man! Just give it up!" Naruto shouted at his father. Minato just looked at his boy with a blank expression.
"Beat the shit out of him." Minato told his love and left the room. Kakashi picked up a leather belt and folded it over.
"Come here Naruto." Kakashi ordered.
In the kitchen the boys were cooking breakfast, or more like them eating it and Itachi cooking it. There were stacks of blueberry, banana, strawberry, and regular pancakes. The boys were spraying whip cream on them and spelling out curse words in fresh blueberries.
"Where did we get fruit from?" Minato asked as he grabbed a blueberry pancake and shoved it in his mouth.
"I ran to the store this morning." Itachi smirked. "Did you know that the leaves are already falling off the tree?"
"Fall already? Damn, I'm getting old." Minato sighed.
"Where's Naruto?" Sasuke asked the blond man.
"Getting an old fashion spanking." Minato told the boy. "I can give you a spanking if you want." Minato gave a toothy smirk and a wink. Sasuke got shivers and brushed the man off.
"I should be the one giving him the spanking! Little twaut." Jiraiya grumbled and took some more pancakes.
"Why is Naruto getting spanked?" Itachi asked as he placed another plate full of pancakes on the table.
"That boy needs a good slapping on the ass." Jiraiya spoke up.
"Maybe Sasuke should give it to him!" Neji smirked and nudged the boy, but got a nasty glare instead.
"No. Naruto might like that." Minato told the sexy, raven haired, pancake eating ninja. "But...I might like it as well, Sasuke." Minato whispered and winked at the boy. Sasuke ignored the man and continued to eat his glorious pancakes. Kakashi came out of the room dressed and ready for the day.
"How did it go?" Minato asked his man.
"Where do I start?" Kakashi sighed. "I got in two good spankings, but then he took off and hid in Sakuras room."
"I'm surprised he took two spankings." Minato mumbled.
"I'm surprised he went into Sakuras room. She is one nasty bitch in the morning." Kiba told the boys as he stood in the doorway, waiting for Akamaru to get done rolling around in the grass.
"Minato!" Kakashi pointed to his man. "We have to talk."
"Don't beat me!" Minato pleaded. Kakashi sighed and rolled his eyes.
"We have to talk about the house."
"Oh, thank goodness." Minato smirked and sat down at the table with his man.
"So I was thinking that we get the same type of house plan." Kakashi started up.
"We have to add an extra room for the baby." Minato pointed out.
"What? A baby? Why do we need a baby?" Kakashi asked in confusion.
"You're pregnant of course!" Minato poked his lovers belly. Kakashi face palmed and sighed.
"Minato...you do know that guys can't have babies. Right?" Jiraiya asked his student.
"Kakashi might be a man, but he is one hell of a woman as well." Minato slapped his man on the back and Kakashi placed his face in his hands with a heavy sigh.
"Whaaahahaha! What the hell does that mean?!" Jiraiya cracked up.
"I'm confused. Is Kakashi a girl or boy?" Itachi asked.
"I think I'll just work on the house myself." Kakashi grumbled.
"I give up on you guys." Neji sighed.
"What's going on out here?" Naruto asked as he entered the main room fully dressed.
"I thought you were in Sakuras room." Kiba asked.
"I was." Naruto sat down and got a glare from Kakashi. Naruto flinched. "Don't beat me!" Naruto begged. Kakashi rolled his eyes and went back to his plans.
"I thought you would be dead by now." Neji told the boy.
"I might be later." Naruto told the boy as he filled a plate with pancakes.
"What did you do now?" Sasuke asked.
"You'll see." Naruto smirked.
"I'll protect you Naruto. No one will hurt my man." Sai told his lover.
"I can handle her." Naruto smirked.
"You mean get your ass kicked?" Kiba asked with a smirk.
"Shut up you mutt fucker!" Naruto threw a pancake at the boy and Kiba dogged it, but Akamaru caught the pancake between his sharp teeth.
"What the hell did you just call me?!" Kiba shouted in anger.
"You heard me, bitch!" Naruto smirked.
"Knock it off, stupid." Sasuke ordered and glared.
"If you destroy another house this week Naruto; I will feed you to my ninja dogs." Kakashi threatened the boy.
"That's abuse!" Naruto shouted at his teacher.
"I'll throw you off another cliff, if you don't shut your trap!" The pervert shouted.
"You guys do know that a very special holiday is coming up, right?" Itachi asked the ninjas.
"..." Everyone just looked at the man in confusion.
"No. What?" Sai asked.
"Thanks Giving!" Itachi smirked.
"Oh dear..." Kakashi sighed.
"You're right. That is in a month or so." Minato mumbled and rubbed his chin.
"You mean the food holiday?!" Naruto shouted with joy.
"Yes. I have prepared for it since two months. I can't wait!" Itachi almost screamed.
"What's with all the noise out here?" A groggily Sakura asked as she entered the room.
"Oh, good mor-" Itachi started to say, but stopped when he saw her face.
"Hahahahahaha!" The pervert, Minato, Naruto, Kiba, and Neji cracked up laughing. Kakashi went wide-eyed and stifled a laugh. Itachi covered his mouth and turned away. Sasuke bite his lip and glared at his lover. Sai just sat there with his stale smirk. On Sakuras face in black marker was a penis and a pair of balls that looked like a seven year old drew.
"If you are going to kill Naruto... Make sure you do it outside." Kakashi told the girl.
"What? Why?" Sakura asked in confusion.
"Oh, man! That was good! Hahaha!" Jiraiya laughed and slapped his knee. Sakura left the room into the bathroom and closed the door.
"I would run if I was you." Minato told his son and Naruto got up from his chair.
"NARUTOOOOOOO!" An angry Sakura shouted from the bathroom.
"See you guys later!" Naruto dashed out the door.
"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted and ripped the door open. "Where is he!" Sakura ordered and the guys pointed outside. Sakura left the house to find the boy and the rest of the ninjas cracked up laughing again.
A few hours later the ninjas were packing up and getting ready to leave, but there was no sign of Naruto and Sakura.
"Where did those two run off to?" Jiraiya asked his student.
"They know their way back home. Come on ninjas! Move out!" Minato ordered the pack of ninjas.
"Ok, so our house should be ready to move into when we get there." Kakashi told his lover.
"What? Really?" Sasuke asked in shock. "We just left the property yesterday. How can there be a house there already?"
"We know people." Minato smirked at the boy and winked.
"Like who?" Neji asked.
"House ninjas." Minato whispered.
"What?" Neji gave the man a strange look.
"People who drop off houses at any location." Kakashi explained.
"Drop off?" Sasuke asked. "I think you guys are just making shit up now."
"It's true. There will be a perfect house standing there when we arrive." Minato told the ninjas, but they just ignored the man.
"I think I heard of them before..." Itachi mumbled.
"We live in a ninja world. There are ninja jobs you never heard of." Jiraiya told the kids.
"Yea? Like what?" Sai asked.
"Ninja hookers, ninja roof builders, ninja plumbers, ninja candle makers, ninja rug beaters, ninja chefs, you get my point." The pervert explained.
"Still think you guys are making shit up." Sasuke told the adults.
"I think they're telling the truth." Kiba spoke up. "I mean, my mom was a ninja dog breeder and trainer."
"And an illegal ninja dog fighter." Sai added on.
"Shut up Sai!" Kiba shouted.
"No, it's all real. I knew a ninja cake maker once." Itachi told the boy.
"How come I never ran into these people before?" Sasuke asked.
"Maybe you never asked who they were." Kakashi told his student.
"Or maybe you don't want to know who they are." Minato mumbled and Kakashi glared at his lover.
The rest of the trip home was silent. The only things that could be heard was their footsteps and the sound of leaves hitting the ground. As the ninjas arrived to their destination they saw a big tan house in the place where the last house was.
"You weren't kidding..." Neji looked at the house in shock.
"Let's move in!" Minato ran up to the door and kicked it in. Kakashi went wide-eyed.
"MINATO! That's our new house you dick waffle!" Kakashi scolded his lover.
"I have to break it in." Minato smirked and ran in the house.
"Don't literary break it..." Kakashi sighed and followed. The ninjas piled in and got a good look at the house.
"It's exactly the same as the last one..." Kiba mumbled.
"We have an extra bedroom down stairs." Kakashi told the boy.
"You mean...we get a room?" Jiraiya asked the silver-haired prince as he pointed to him and Itachi. Kakashi sighed and shrugged.
"Who left the back door open?" Minato asked his lover and Kakashi just looked at him.
"What are you talking about?" Kakashi looked at his man and towards the back door that was wide open. "That's not good." Kakashi mumbled.
"We got an intruder in the house! Start looking for someone...or something." Minato ordered the ninjas. The ninjas started to look around the house. Minato, Kakashi, and Sai took the second floor, while Itachi, Sasuke, Kiba, and Neji took the ground floor. The pervert flopped down on the brand new sofa and closed his eyes for a nap.
"Could you stop being a mooch and get your lazy ass up?" Neji asked between clenched teeth and irritation.
"Eeeekk!" A high pitch scream came from up stairs. Everyone dashed up the stairs and into the second bedroom. A nude and wet Naruto was in the room.
"Why is everyone in my room?!" Naruto shouted as he covered his manhood and what was left of his dignity.
"When did you get home, boy?" Minato asked his wet son.
"Sakura chased me all over the place! She is one psychotic bitch!" Naruto told the group and picked up a towel to wrap around his waist.
"So where is Sakura?" Kakashi asked looking around.
"Lost her in the woods somewhere." Naruto told the group. Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked over to his man and gave him a passionate kiss on the lips. Everyone just stood there and watched.
"Damn! Get a room!" Minato smirked.
"Stop gaying up the place!" The pervert shouted over Itachis shoulder.
"Gross." Neji said in discussed and left. Kakashi sighed and left as well. But there was one ninja who wouldn't stand for this. Sai walked into the room and ripped Sasuke away from his man.
"Ohhh. Kakashi! Someone is about to destroy your brand new house!" Jiraiya hollered to the man. Sai threw down Sasuke and then pulled Naruto into a tight embrace.
"Sai you-!" Naruto was cut off by a breath-taking kiss from the expressionless boy.
"Ohhhhhh! I'm out." Itachi told the group and left.
"I have to use the...bathroom. Yea. Bathroom." Kiba told the ninjas and dashed out. Sasuke picked him self up off the ground and glared at the boy, but then smiled. Sasuke kicked Sai so hard in the testicles that he broke the poor boys pelvic bone. A loud crack echoed through out the house and Kakashi dashed up the stairs.
"What did they break?!" Kakashi ordered.
"Sais pelvic bone..." Minato told the ninja as they looked at the boy on the floor in pain.
"He's showing some real emotions there." The pervert mumbled to his student as he pointed to Sai, who was crying.
They took Sai to the hospital, but the doctors said that he wouldn't be able to leave for a while. So for a whole month the ninjas didn't have to deal with Sai. But he was going to be back on Thanksgiving day. When that day came around Itachi prepared special jobs for the ninjas. Everyone gathered in the kitchen around the table and Itachi had a list. Oh, and Sakura eventually found her way back home after two days in the forest.
"I will be in charge of the turkey." Itachi told the group.
"Thank God. If you were going to make Naruto in charge of that, I think I would leave this place." Jiraiya told the man.
"Minato, you get to bake the rolls." Itachi told the man.
"Hell yea! Roll duty!" Minato grabbed the rolls from the table.
"Kakashi, I need you to make the stuffing."
"I can do that." Kakashi told the man.
"Naruto, I need you to open the can of cranberry sauce." Itachi handed the boy the can.
"I don't cook?" Naruto asked.
"Not in my house!" Kakashi glared at the boy.
"Sasuke, you get to make the mashed potatoes."
"Fine." Sasuke sighed and took the bag of potatoes.
"Sakura, you get to make sweet potatoes."
"That's easy!" Sakura grabbed the cans.
"Jiraiya, you get to make the corn."
"I'll do that as soon as I go out and get the sake!" The pervert got his coat on, but Itachi ripped it off the man and gave him the can of corn instead.
"Damn it!" The pervert huffed.
"Kiba, you do gravy."
"Gravy is my life! Right Akamaru!?"
"Arf!"
"Neji, you get the pies."
"All three?" Neji asked.
"Yes, so get to work everyone. I want everything done before Sai gets here!" Itachi ordered. Everyone got started on their part, but it didn't go smoothly. Minato was working on rolls till Kakashi walked away from the stuffing he was working on. Minato sneaked over and stole a little and shoved it in his mouth.
"It's missing something..." Minato pondered to him self. "Marshmallows!" Minato shouted and grabbed a bag of marshmallows and dumped the whole thing into the pan. "Perfect." Minato smirked and shoved it in the oven with the rolls. Kakashi came back and looked around.
"Minato... Have you seen the stuffing? Or did you do something to it...?" Kakashi sighed.
"I put it in the oven for you my love." Minato wrapped his lusty ninja arms around his man and Kakashi blushed.
"Minato...not in the kitchen!" Kakashi told his love, but Minato ignored his lover.
"Do this on your own time please." Itachi pushed the lovers apart.
"Tonight my prince." Minato kissed Kakashis hand and left him with that. Kakashi rolled his eyes, but blushed at his man.
Sasuke and Naruto were working on the mashed potatoes. Sasuke was mashing them and Naruto was pealing them.
"How's the mashed potatoes coming along?" Minato asked Sasuke and grabbed the boys ass. Sasuke went wide-eyed and swung around to be face to face with the man.
"Dad! Stop hitting on my man!" Naruto threw a potato at his father, but dodged it.
"Missed me you scrub! You throw like your mother!" Minato taunted his son. As for the potato, it landed right in the bowl of corn. Jiraiya didn't see it and placed the bowl in the microwave oven.
"Corn will be done in a few!" The pervert shouted and left the room to go into the living room. Itachi checked up on the turkey and glanced over at the rolls, which were black.
"Who had rolls?!" Itachi asked as he pulled out the rolls.
"Me, why?" Minato asked.
"Their burnt." Itachi dropped one on the table and a loud thud sound was heard.
"Yup. They sure are." Minato picked one up and examined it.
"Get rid of them and go out and buy some more." Itachi ordered and left to help Sakura. Minato looked at the rolls and then to Akamaru. He smirked to him self and called the dog over. The fluffy white dog wagged his tail with joy. Minato slid all the burnt rolls off onto the floor for the dog to enjoy.
"Naruto! Go out and get some more rolls." Minato demanded.
"What? Why me?" Naruto asked as he watched his man mash the last of the potatoes.
"Cause Itachi said so." Minato told the boy.
"Then I'm taking Sasuke with me. Come on Sasuke!" Naruto dragged the man away from the pot of mashed potatoes.
"I'll finish up here boys!" Minato took over the potatoes. Minato picked up the pepper and opened it, but opened the wrong lid. The whole pepper bottle was dumped into the pot.
"Hope you guys like pepper!" Minato told the ninjas, but no one was listing. Everyone was focused on their own food. Kiba was working his gravy magic, but stopped when he heard his dog choking on something.
"Akamaru! You ok boy?!" Kiba asked his fuzzy partner. The dog gagged up a hard black thing and wagged his tail.
"What the heck are you eating boy?" Kiba looked around and soon found a burnt to no return roll.
Neji was on his second pie, doing well. Till he tripped over Kiba and his masterpiece went flying and landed right in Kibas gravy.
"My pie!" Neji was in shock.
"What the hell are you doing Neji!?" Kiba cursed the boy.
"What are you doing!? I was about to cook my second pie and then I trip over your sorry ass!" Neji got up and looked for his pie.
"What did you do to my blueberry pie!?" Neji tried to pull it out of Kibas gravy.
"Made it better! Now get out of our fur!" Kiba ordered.
"I want my pie first!" Neji ordered.
"Look at it! It's one with the gravy now!" Kiba shouted at th boy. The gravy had blueberries floating around in it and the crust of the pie was stained and falling apart by the gravy.
"I only have one crust left! Rahhhhhh!" Neji stormed of in sheer anger.
"I don't have time and ingredients to make more gravy! I'll just leave it as is." Kiba shrugged. Minato was working on the potatoes when Kiba came over with his gravy.
"Whoa. What happened?" Minato asked.
"Nothing. It's always like this." Kiba told the man and added some spice. "What happened to the potatoes?"
"Nothing!" Minato told the boy and poured a bag of marshmallows into the potatoes. Kiba went wide-eyed.
"I don't think those are supposed to go in there." Kiba pointed out.
"It's my special touch. Want some?" Minato asked.
"No. My gravy already has that...special touch to it." Kiba sighed.
"What did you use?"
"Blueberry pie." Kiba grumbled.
"Damn. Good idea." Minato told the boy. Minato placed the potatoes on the table and Kiba placed his blueberry pie gravy next to them.
"Minato? I thought you went out to get more rolls." Itachi told the man.
"I sent Naruto to get them."
"Oh dear. Thanksgiving might be ruined if we don't get those soon!" Itachi fretted.
"I sent Sasuke with him, don't worry my man! This will be a wonderful dinner." Minato smirked and slapped Itachi on the back.
"Who was in charge of corn?" Itachi mumbled.
"I think it was Jiraiya." Neji told the chef as he sat down the last pie.
"Where's the third one?" Itachi asked the cross dresser.
"Well. That's a whole other story." Neji glared at Kiba.
"It wasn't my fault! Someone fed Akamaru burnt rolls!" Kiba shouted and Minato chuckled.
"Think I'm going to go see how the stuffing is." Minato dashed off.
"Jiraiya! Get the corn!" Itachi ordered the man.
"Damn it! Can a man just take a nice nap?" The pervert grumbled and got up form the couch.
"Dinner is almost ready and we don't have corn." Itachi grumbled. "Kakashi, is the stuffing ready?" Itachi asked. Kakashi and Minato were standing over the stuffing that had sticky white stuff over the top.
"Yes and no?" Kakashi pondered. "I thought I made it right." Minato smirked and took a spoonful of the stuffing. "Minato. You wouldn't have done anything to it...would you?" Kakashi asked his man, but knew the truth already.
"Nooo. Why?" Minato asked with a mouthful of stuffing and melted marshmallows.
"What in Gods name happened to the stuffing?!" Itachi looked in horror at the stuffing.
"Minato happened..." Kakashi sighed and took the stuffing to the table.
"I think we need to redo the corn." Jiraiya told the chef and Itachi went wide-eyed at the corn that wasn't really corn anymore. The corn was in the microwave for so long that it popped right into popcorn and the potato was now a bake potato. Itachi face palmed and sighed.
"I didn't put the potato in there." The pervert told the truth and sat the popcorn on the table with the other misfit foods.
"Where are the rolls?" Itachi asked Minato and the man just shrugged.
"What happened to the rolls?" Kakashi asked.
"Naruto burnt them." Minato told his man.
"Naruto was cooking in my house?!" Kakashi flipped out.
"It was Minato who burnt them." Itachi corrected the man. Kakashi glared daggers at his lover.
"I sent Naruto and Sasuke to get the rolls. They'll be back soon." Minato told his love.
"Whatever. I just need the sweet potatoes and cranberry sauce." Itachi breathed. "Sakura! How's the sweet potatoes?"
"Done and ready to serve!" Sakura dashed over to the table, but tripped over the fluffy, gagging dog.
"NO!" Itachi shouted. The sweet potatoes went flying through the air and landed all over the floor.
"My floor!" Kakashi cried.
"My dinner!" Itachi cried.
"Arf!" Akamaru cheered and did his magic of making the sweet potatoes disappear.
"I will do the cranberry sauce." Itachi said sternly and left to prepare the sauce.
"This is going to be the best Thanksgiving ever!" Minato smirked at his man and Kakashi shook his head. Itachi brought over the turkey and the sauce. But didn't look happy.
"This dinner." Itachi sighed and shook his head. "I have no words for it."
"Sai is here!" Neji shouted and dashed to the door to let the boy in. When Neji opened the door, Sai was wearing his same old tasteless smile.
"Hello Neji." Sai smirked and came into the house. "Happy Thanksgiving everyone."
"Why thank you Sai!" Itachi smirked and offered a chair to the boy as he walked over to the table. Sai sat down and looked around the room.
"Where is Naruto?" Sai asked and everyone looked around.
"They should be here now." Itachi mumbled.
"They will be. They're just probability having a quick shag in a dark ally somewhere." Minato told the group.
"So wrong." Sakura said in disgust.
BANG! The front door swung open and Naruto and Sasuke entered the house.
"Why can't you just open the door like a normal person?" Sasuke asked his man. Naruto threw the bag of rolls at his father.
"Ekk!" Minato screeched and karate chopped the bag in half, along with the table. The the food that everyone worked so hard on slid down into the crack, creating a huge mess of food.
"My table!" Kakashi shouted.
"My masterpiece!" Itachi cried.
"My dinner!" Jiraiya screamed. Everyone just looked at the mess and then at Minato.
"Well fuck... What do we do now?" Kiba asked the group.
"I hate you all." Itachi told the ninjas.
"We go to the Ninja Corral." Minato answered and everyone left for the restaurant to have their Thanksgiving dinner. And the ninjas had the place to their self. Except for the creepy drunk guy in the corner of the room. And they were all thankful for not having to eat the food that they created, except for the turkey. Everyone wanted a piece of that. But instead they were eating a magical blooming onion and other wonderful foods that they didn't have to cook. Akamaru on the other hand was at home having the best turkey in his life and was VERY thankful for Minatos stupidity.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Hope you guys have a better Thanksgiving then the ninjas. I'm thankful for all of you who support me in my stupid, random ass story! Thank you all! R and R! Hope you guys enjoyed it.
P.S- I know I haven't made a Halloween chapter. I've had so many great ideas for one, but haven't had time to make it. So maybe I'll make it a oneshot sometime soon. But if you guys have any ideas or something random to throw in there let me know. If I like it, then I might put it in. Thanks guys!