I'm so sorry guys. I was going to put this up a long time ago. I have been busy with work and life. Just a short chapter for Christmas. Hope you guys had a merry Christmas! I do not own Naruto.
Chapter 18
The house had an uncomfortable chill to it, but the floor was the worst part. Minato placed his warm feet on the ice cold floor that sent shivers up his spine.
"I hate winter..." Minato grumbled groggily. The man got up and dragged him self to the bathroom. His lover was still in the warm bed all bundled up.
"You're crazy. I would wear slippers." Kakashi told his man, but Minato ignored his prince.
"Do you know what today is love?" Minato asked from the open bathroom door.
"...a day where I sleep in?" Kakashi asked half a sleep.
"WRONG! Give your man presents day!" A naked Minato shouted and jumped on the bed. Kakashi went wide eyed.
"Minato..." Kakashi threatened with a glare that was cold as the floor.
"I need to get eggnog and cake." Minato told his man and started to get dressed.
"...now?" Kakashi asked groggily.
"Yes love! We need to have eggnog for our ugly sweater party tonight." Minato told his man and left.
"...we're having a party tonight?" Kakashi asked the empty room. "Fffffuck." Kakashi cursed and placed his face onto his palms. Few hours later everyone was down stairs in the kitchen eating frozen waffles and drinking orange juice. Kakashi dragged his heavy body down stairs and plopped him self in a chair.
"Give me my waffles back bitch!" Kiba shouted at the blond ninja. Naruto was keeping a plate full of waffles away from the boy as he stuffed them in his mouth.
"I hate you all. Specially in the morning." Sasuke told everyone.
"Morning bitch ninjas! Who's ready for a party tonight?" Minato shouted as he placed six bags of eggnog on the table.
"Party?" Jiraiya asked. "Who?"
"We're hosting it." Minato said as he placed the eggnog in the refrigerator.
"Why?" Sai asked.
"Cause it's Christmas." Minato rolled his eyes at the boy.
"A get drunk and stay up all night kind?" Sakura asked.
"No. Maybe...an ugly sweater kind." Minato told the girl.
"That's awesome! I don't own sweaters." Naruto shouted and Kiba punched the boy across the face.
"Waffles bitch!" Kiba shouted.
"What the fuck is wrong with you all?" Kakashi asked.
"I got you all sweaters!" Minato told the group and pulled out a box from the closet.
"God help us all." Kakashi sighed. The sweaters were horrible. Some had lights, images that would pop out of the sweater, ones that look like a Christmas tree, and there was one with a penis on it.
"They're horrible." Sakura mumbled.
"It's an ugly sweater party, duh Sakura." Naruto told the girl, but in return got a slap across the face.
"Mother fucker!" Naruto shouted and held his red cheek.
"That's what you get." Sasuke told his man.
"Are you always on your period?!" Naruto shouted. Sakura gave the boy a death glare.
"I'll kill you! I really will Naruto!" Sakura threatened.
"Not on Christmas!" Minato told the girl. "But really. Are you always on your period?"
"WHAT!?"
"Hahahahaa!" The pervert howled.
"Is that possible?" Sai asked.
"No." Itachi told the boy.
"Stop harassing Sakura and get your damn sweaters on." Kakashi ordered the ninjas before they destroyed his new house.
"I hate you guys." Sakura mumbled.
A few hours later everyone was wearing horrendous sweats and Minato and Itachi was preparing the eggnog and food. The kids and Jiraiya were sent to the living room where Kakashi watched them.
"Can I get a glass of water?" Sai asked. Kakashi looked up from his book and gave a cold glare.
"No."
"This sucks. There's nothing to do..." Naruto pouted.
"Uno?" The pervert asked, but everyone just gave him a cold glare.
"What? We had fun last time." Jiraiya smirked.
"You had fun." Sakura mumbled.
"Who wants eggnog?!" Minato shouted and walked into the living room with a tray full of cups.
"I do!" Naruto shouted and ripped one from the tray.
"Minato, those don't have alcohol in it...right?" Kakashi asked his man.
"I wouldn't give the kids booze." Minato smirked as everyone took a cup of eggnog.
"..." Kakashi looked at his lover, then the eggnog and sighed. "There's alcohol in it."
"Maybe." Minato smirked. "Don't tell them." Kakashi glared at his man, but it didn't seem to work. Minato ignored his prince and walked off. The kids downed the eggnog and Kakashi went back to reading. I brought you all more eggnog." Itachi smirked and sat the tray down. Minato walked in with two cups full of eggnog.
"Kakashi baby. I got you a cup." Minato showed the cup to his lover, but Kakashi shook his head.
"No thanks." The silver haired prince mumbled and went back to his porn book. Minato took griped Kakashis chin and brought his face up to his own to where they were staring into each others eyes.
"Would you drink it from my mouth?" Minato whispered passionately and Kakashi blushed like mad.
"M-Minato!" Kakashi stuttered form embarrassment.
"Shhh. Don't stutter another word. You know you don't have to act like that around me." Minato cooed.
"Minato...I think-" Kakashi was interrupted by a passionate kiss from his lover.
"Eww!" Naruto cringed.
"Oh great. We get to watch the lovebirds make out all night." Jiraiya huffed.
"I want some more eggnog." Sai ordered.
"Yea, yea! Me too!" Naruto shouted and held his glass up.
"Me too." Sakura joined in.
"I'll be right back with some more!" Itachi called as he walked into the kitchen.
"I feel a bit off..." Sasuke mumbled.
"I agree. It tastes different. Like alcohol?" Kiba asked.
"Maybe... I don't want anymore." Sasuke told his brother as Itachi handed a new glass to him.
"I poured my heart and soul into this." Itachi told the boy.
"This shit is amazing!" Naruto shouted.
"I feel...relaxed..." Sakura mumbled and sprawled out on the floor with a big smile on her face.
"Attention everyone!" A naked Minato called out and stood up to revel his raging boner.
"Oh God! Put some clothes on!" The pervert demanded.
"Oto-san!" Naruto shouted.
"Hahahahaaaaa!" A drunk Sakura burst out laughing.
"Oh dear..." Itachi sighed.
"Damn! What the hell old man!?" Kiba shouted.
"I will now make my way up stairs with my hot, sexy, man meat, hunk! Where I will make sweet, sweet, sweet love to him!" A drunk Minato shouted and made his way to the stairs with an angry Kakashi tagging along.
"I'm going to bed." Sasuke sighed and Naruto stumbled along.
That night Sakura slept on the floor in the living room, Sasuke slept with his drunk lover, Sai fell asleep on Akamaru, Kiba was out like a light, the lovebirds had drunk sex for five seconds before Minato fell asleep, the pervert brought out the hard stuff, and Itachi wondered where all the guests were. Till he found a pile of envelopes on the table that had other ninjas names and addresses on them.
"Maybe I shouldn't tell him..." Itachi mumbled and threw them away. No one in the house was going to recall much of this Christmas day...
Sorry, I finished it in like ten minutes just to get it up. I know it's bad. But I'll make it up some how...but like I said. I'm busy with work and life...R and R!