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Chapter 19
Naruto woke up with a sudden jolt and jumped up to his feet. Sasuke opened his heavy eyes and looked to see his naked lover on his feet.
"Naruto...put on some pants." A groggily Sasuke ordered his lover.
"No time for that Sasuke!" Naruto whispered. "I think there's someone in the house!" Naruto told his man and Sasuke just looked at the blond ninja.
"What makes you think that a person would bust into a house filled with elite ninjas?" Sasuke yawned.
"I hear something downstairs. I think it might be a robber ninja!" Naruto dashed over to the door.
"Oh my God..." Sasuke groaned and followed his man into the hallway. Naruto was crouched down by the top of the stairs. Light poured from the downstairs kitchen and Naruto pressed one finger to his lips to signal Sasuke to be quit.
"This is so fucking stupid." Sasuke mumbled and rubbed his heavy eyes.
"Cover me!" Whispered Naruto and he dashed down the stairs. Sasuke rolled his dark abyss eyes and walked down the stairs. A naked Naruto rolled into the kitchen light and sprung up to his feet.
"Freeze bitch!" Naruto ordered with his penis dangling out in the open. A shocked Jiraiya turned around from the open fridge and looked at the naked ninja.
"What the hell are you doing!? Hahahahaa!" The pervert asked in stitches. Sasuke finally entered the room and sighed as he placed his hand over his brow from the bright light.
"No robber ninja here. Can we go back to bed now?" Sasuke pleaded.
"I was so sure too..." Naruto sighed.
"This made my week! Haha!" The pervert laughed again. As Naruto and Sasuke turned around a naked Minato rolled into the room and jumped to his feet.
"Stop right there, you no good thief!" Minato ordered.
"Hey oto-san!" Naruto smirked at his dad.
"Hey son! Nice penis. You must of got it from your old man!" Minato smirked. "Big and meaty! That's how your mother liked it." Minato winked and gave a toothy smirk.
"Ewww." Naruto crunched up his face.
"Oh God..." Sasuke frowned.
"...wait. Where's the thief?" Minato asked as he scanned the room.
"I told you Minato." A half asleep Kakashi sighed and entered the room. "Now can you please put on some damn pants?"
"Justice doesn't have time for pants, Kakashi." Minato told his man what was up.
"Hahahaahahaa!" The pervert fell to his knees and holding his side.
"Then can we go back to bed?" Kakashi grumbled.
"What are you two doing up?" Minato ordered.
"Cause Naruto is a dumb ass. Come on dumb ass, let's go back to bed." Sasuke ordered and headed for the stairs.
"Night oto-san!" Naruto said and waved.
"Night son!" Minato ruffled his sons hair as he passed by.
"This house is too good to be true!" The pervert dried the rest of his tears and sat down at the table.
"When the hell are you going to leave?" Kakashi asked bluntly.
"Soon. After the summer festival. I need to get a move on so I can get more inspiration for my next book." Jiraiya told his student. "But I do have to admit...you guys have sure given me a lot of inspiration here." The man chuckled at all of the good times they had.
"Haven't you been working on a book here and there?" Kakashi asked.
"I have. It's almost done. I just need that last spark to complete it." The pervert rubbed his hands together like an evil scientist.
"We need to get the kids out of here soon..." Kakashi told his man and Minato nodded.
"We need a new bed! That's what we need." Minato told his man. "I'll go out tomorrow and find one." Minato told his man.
"I don't think so! I get to pick it out." Kakashi told his man.
"Hey, I know this is off topic, but did you see the house next door?" Asked Jiraiya.
"No...why?" The Silver Prince looked at the man.
"It was for sale forever and now the for sale sign is gone." Jiraiya told the men.
"We have new neighborers?" Asked the naked Minato.
"Guess so..." Kakashi sighed. "I'm going to bed. Night." Kakashi dragged himself over to the stairs.
"Night, you old fart!" Minato followed his man.
"Night, you fat ass!" The pervert chuckled. Minato ran up behind his man and scooped Kakashi up in his arms.
"Minato! Please!" Kakashi said in a grumpy tone, but gave a hidden blush.
"Shhh, my love! We need to have sex now." Minato told his man as he opened the bedroom door.
"Minato!" Kakashi almost shouted.
In the room across from the love birds was Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Sai, Kiba, Akamaru, and Neji. But the only ones who were awake was Naruto and Sasuke. And listing to the two men having gay butt sex. Naruto was in bed laying wide awake.
"Sasuke?" Naruto nudged his mans arm.
"What?" Sasuke asked annoyed by the loud moaning coming from the other room.
"Do you hear that?"
"Yes... I do." Sasuke grumbled.
"We should do it." Naruto smirked at his man.
"No." Sasuke said swiftly.
"But it's been forever!" Naruto whispered in anger.
"Not now. Maybe later." Sasuke turned on his side and closed his eyes.
"Promise me." Naruto demanded.
"Promise. Now go to bed dumb ass."
"Ok, night!" Naruto smirked and kissed Sasuke on the cheek. The raven haired boy rolled his eyes and went to sleep.
The next morning Minato and Kakashi left bright and early to go mattress shopping and the kids surprisingly slept in and got up without a fight. Everyone was downstairs having a nice home cooked breakfast made by yours truly, Itachi.
"Anyone want more blueberry pancakes?" Itachi asked.
"Keep them coming!" Jiraiya smirked and held out his plate for more.
"So where did Minato and Kakashi go?" Asked Sakura.
"To go look for a new sex bed to stain up." The pervert smirked and shoved more fluffy pancake into his mouth.
"That's so wrong..." Sakura looked in disgust.
"That sounds about right to me. I heard them doing the nasty again last night!" Kiba blurted out.
"How the hell did you hear them?" Naruto asked. "You snore so loud!"
"Shut the hell up Naruto! You snore loud too!" Kiba almost shouted.
"No I don't!" Naruto threw a pancake at the dog boy, but Kiba dodged it with his mad ninja skills.
"Yes you do." Sasuke told the boy. Naruto looked to his man with anger in his eyes that his lover sold him out.
"How could you?!" Naruto shouted.
"Haha! Told you!" Kiba laughed and Akamaru wagged his tail in excitement as he gobbled up the stray pancake.
"So what are you guys doing today?" Itachi asked with his small smile.
"Kill Kiba." Naruto grumbled.
"Beat Naruto into a bloody pulp." Kiba said and gave the blond ninja the bird.
"Kill all of you..." A half asleep Sakura mumbled.
"I hate you all." Sasuke told the ninjas.
"I need more aspirin..." Neji sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Kill Sasuke. Then make sweet love to Naruto." Sai gave his signature smirk and Naruto looked at the boy in horror.
"Kill Sai as well." Sasuke added on with a death glare.
"Get more sake." Jiraiya said as he searched the kitchen.
"Arf, arf!" Akamaru barked and jumped up into the air.
"Akamaru! Don't say such things!" Kiba shouted at his fuzzy partner.
"What did he say?" Naruto asked.
"You don't want to know." Kiba glared at his dog.
"I want to know." Neji told the boy and Kiba sighed.
"He said he was going to snort cocaine off of hot street mutts, then fuck them so hard that they explode." Kiba looked down at his happy dog and everyone looked in shock.
"Holy shit dude." Naruto mumbled.
"Are you sure that's what he said?" Sakura asked and Kiba nodded.
"I believe it!" Sai smiled.
"Hey bitches!" Minato walked into the kitchen with a swag walk and grabbed some pancakes.
"Oto-san!" Naruto cheered. "Hey, hey! How did mattress shopping go?"
"We got one of those fancy beds that has a remote control! It's the best!" Minato told the ninjas and shoved a pancake into his mouth.
"Is that the truck that's bringing it over?" Sakura asked as she saw a truck pull up.
"What? No, we brought it home." Minato asked confused. "It's in the living room. But what about a truck?"
"There's a truck outside." Sai pointed out again.
"Looks like a moving truck." Sasuke mumbled and everyone got up to get a better look. Minato then dashed outside and Sasuke was right. It was a moving truck. But where were the people?
"Who moved in next door?" Kakashi asked as he stepped out with the others.
"I don't know. I just see the movers." Jiraiya mumbled. Itachi got a shiver and realized something horrible was about to happen as a group headed over the hill. Itachi then got really pale.
"Oh no..." Itachi breathed.
"What is it?" Kakashi asked the man.
"It's the...the Akatsuki." Itachi whispered. Kakashi went wide eyed.
"Next to my house?!" Kakashi shrieked.
"What?" Minato asked.
"It looks like the Akatsuki...?" Sasuke asked in confusion and horror.
"Oh..." Minato mumbled. The group walked up to their new house and it seemed like every member was standing there in their dark robes. Orochimaru, Deidara, Sasori, Obito, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Kie, Konah, Kyusuke, Nagato, and Yahiko stood there smiling and staring at the group of ninjas. Obito gave the ninjas the bird and Minato shooed the boys and Sakura into the house.
"We are so fucked guys." Minato told the group.
"We need to move." Itachi said in a matter of fact tone.
"Fuck you. I just got my new house and a new mattress." Kakashi started to get pissed. "I'm not going anywhere."
"I have to stay then... " Mumbled a sad Minato.
"What are we going to do?" Neji asked in confusion.
"I might be leaving a lot sooner." The pervert mumbled.
"No way! You have to stay till oto-san and Kakashi gets married!" Naruto shouted at his master.
"Hey yea!" Kiba recalled. "When you guys going to get married?"
"Kakashi?" Minato asked his lover.
"How about next chapter? Hehe?" Kakashi asked with a snicker as he shrugged his shoulders.
"Next chapter?" Sakura asked in confusion and everyone just shrugged.
"Works for me!" Minato smirked and wrapped his lusty arms around his man.
"Minato!" Kakashi shouted.
"I have to go get a tux. You need to go get your dress." Minato kissed his mans cheek and Kakashi just looked at the blond man.
"A dress?" Kakashi asked.
"This is so gay." Neji complained.
"Says the cross dresser!" Kiba pointed out with a smirk.
"Says the mutt fucker!" Naruto nudged the boy and Kiba punched the boy across the face.
"No fighting in my house, you little paper clips!" Kakashi shouted from Minatos embrace.
"Everyone we have a new mission!" Minato told the group.
"Here we go..." Sighed the pervert.
"We need to go out and get supplies for the wedding and tuxedos!" Minato ordered the group of ninjas.
"I made a list. So I'll put groups together to go get the things we need." Kakashi pulled out a long piece of paper.
"I'll get the sake!" The pervert shouted and raised his hand, like he was in ninja school again.
"Fair enough." Kakashi shrugged. "But Itachi is your partner. And he will be in charge of the food and cake."
"This will be a great challenge. But I will love every minute." Itachi smirked from delight. "Sasuke, will you help me?" Itachi asked his little brother as he grabbed his hands.
"No way." Sasuke huffed and pulled away.
"Don't worry Itachi, I will help you!" Sakura smirked and Itachi was sad, but delighted.
"Sakura, you will meet up with Ino and get the flowers ready." Kakashi ordered.
"Yes sir!" Sakura smiled.
"Minato and I will take care of the invites." Kakashi told the group and Minato looked sad.
"I hate doing invites..." Minato grumbled.
"I'll get the strippers!" Jirayia smirked.
"No strippers at my wedding!" Kakashi lashed out at the man.
"Naruto and Sasuke! You two will get all the little things like plates, silverware, and crap like that..." Kakashi told the boys and Naruto nodded.
"What a pain in the ass..." Sasuke mumbled.
"Kiba and Akamaru will be in charge of the chairs and tables." Kakashi read.
"We can do that! Right Akamaru?!" Kiba shouted.
"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru jumped on his owner.
"Akamaru!" Kiba almost shouted from under his fluffy dog who was covering him in kisses.
"Sai and Neji will be taking care of setting up the venue." Kakashi told the last two boys.
"That's going to be fun." Neji smirked.
"We get to put up decorations?" Asked Sai.
"It's easy. Throw some streamers around and blow up some balloons." Minato told the boys.
"Minato! That...sounds about right..." Mumbled Kakashi.
"So where are you guys going for the honeymoon?" Jiraiya asked with a wink.
"A very romantic place." Minato smirked and winked back.
"You mean our bedroom?" Kakashi asked his man and Minato looked to his lover.
"Hell yea!"
"NO!" Everyone shouted in sync.
"It's my damn house! I'll do what I please in it!" Kakashi almost shouted.
"Let's just get this mattress out of here!" Minato started to lift it. "I want to test it out tonight!" Kakashi sighed and helped his man take it up the stairs.
"They are NOT having their damn honeymoon in this house while I'm here!" Jiraiya said with determination.
"Yea, yea! We need to get them out that night." Naruto thought.
"How about we get all of our money together and send them away for awhile?" Sakura asked the group.
"That's not bad." Itachi agreed.
"Or we can send them away to the cabin in the woods." Sasuke thought out loud.
"Cabin?" Kiba asked.
"The one we go camping in." Sakura reminded the boy and everyone thought back to those sweet and crazy summer days.
"We have to go there again this summer." Naruto smirked to him self and everyone nodded.
"A wedding cake! I never made one before. This is going to be so much fun!" Itachi smirked as he changed the subject and cheered like a high school girl that just got asked out by her crush.
"Alright! It's settled! We send the love birds out to the cabin for a week on their honeymoon!" Jiraiya clapped his hands together and everyone nodded.
"It can be our wedding gift to them!" Sai smirked.
"No one will hear them scream!" Naruto laughed.
"And we won't be awake all night!" Kiba high-fived the blond boy.
"You guys are dumb asses!" Sakura shouted in anger.
"What?!" Naruto and Kiba shouted.
"It's a brilliant idea!" Jiraiya snorted in anger.
"You really think that Kakashi is going to leave you guys in the house alone for a week, after you burned down the last one?!" Sakura made a good point. Everyone looked at the girl.
"Shit guys. She's right." Kiba mumbled.
"We can still try!" The pervert said with determination and Sakura sighed as ahe gave up on the man.
"No one tell them anything!" Naruto glared at the ninjas in the room. Minato and Kakashi came down the stairs and entered the room.
"Say what now, boy?" Minato asked.
"Nothing oto-san!" Naruto gave a toothy smirk.
"Talking about Narutos small penis." Kiba told the man.
"Haha!" Minato laughed and pointed at his son. The blond boy gave the mutt fucker the bird and Kiba smirked.
"Everyone follow me." Kakashi ordered and everyone just gave a confused look and looked to the fourth for answers.
"Wedding shopping..." Minato whispered. "Follow his orders and no one gets hurt." The ninjas rushed out the door and followed the silver prince to different stores for supplies and to get fitted for tuxedos.
It was about eleven at night when they got home. Everyone dragged in bags and stumbled up the stairs to their beds.
"I didn't know shopping was so exhausting..." Kiba moaned as he collapsed on his floor bed.
"I didn't know there was so much to a wedding..." Sasuke grumbled and flopped down next to his blond lover.
"Night..." A worn out Sakuras voice echoed through the room.
"Ni..." Kiba wasn't able to finish his word and everyone else was already asleep.
In the room across from the teen ninjas was Kakashi and Minato who was trying out their new mattress. Kakashi was messing with the soft and firm buttons.
"How do you like your side of the bed Minato?" Kakashi asked as he made his side of the bed firm.
"Here, let me see." Kakashi handed the little remote to Minato and the blond ninja held down the soft arrow button.
"I like mine to be...soft and sexy." Minato winked at his man as the mattress ate the blond ninja. Kakashi went wide eyed as his lover disappeared into the mattress.
"Minato!" Kakashi pulled out the other remote and mashed the firm button on Minatos side. The mattress came up to its normal position, but Minato was no where to be seen.
"What the fuck...?" Kakashi whispered to himself.
"Who you talking to?" Minato asked his lover as he was standing in the doorway with a pudding cup and spoon. Kakashi was quite for a minute.
"Get the hell over here." Kakashi ordered.
"Damn. Didn't know you were so forward baby!" Minato jumped on the bed and smirked at his man and Kakashi rolled his eyes.
"Pudding?" Minato asked as he held out a small pudding cup.
"Minato..." Sighed the silver prince.
"Sex?" Minato asked with a spoon in his mouth.
"...yes." Kakashi gave a hidden smirk and Minato wrapped the man up in his arms and mad sweet love to him. No one heard the lovers that night...
Thanks guys! Starting to get down to the last chapters... R and R guys!