So I got some ideas about what-could-be-mess-ups. Misread lines, sore voices, screw ups, characters being out of character, etc. That kinda stuff. So I decided to compile them together into a list of bloopers.

Disclaimer: Again, I do not own the Lion King and all its characters and they all belong to their respectful owners. I don't own Ben Affleck, Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones, Darth Vader, the Star Wars saga, Batman, Julian Smith's videos, Finding Nemo, Junior Mints, York peppermint patties or Tic Tac's brand either. All go to their respectful owners.

Sneaking away scene

Nuka starts to take his sibling away from the Outlands and places them on his back.

Vitani and Kovu start squirming due to the difference in temperature. They move so much they fall off Nuka's back.

"Whoa," they exclaim.

"Hahaha," everyone else laughs.s

Me: "Grr. Cut! Take 2"

Lions roaring scene

The pride is one and they are beginning the ceremony by roaring.

Everyone: "ROOOAAARRR, cough, cough, cough."

Me: (Gives cough drops to everyone.) "Take 4!"

Before the fall scene

Zira: "I'll never l.."

Simba: "Hey Zira. Why are your eyes green and their isn't a stripe on your forehead?"

Zira: "I couldn't get into makeup, okay." (pouts.)

Me: "Cut! Zira get into makeup. Everyone else, take five."

Slightly before the gorge scene

Zira: "This is for you Scar". (Leaps at Simba.)

Nuka: "BEN AFFLECK!" (jumps before Simba with a Batman mask.)

Zira: "What the Heck!" (is pinned.)

Me: "Nuka stay to your line. You are not Batman."

Simba roaring scene Take 1

Simba: "Roar! How was that?"

Lionesses from behind and beside him faint.

Me: "Good Simba. Just you have a really bad case of halitosis. Really bad breath. Tic Tac?"

The lioness around him offer Tic Tac's.

Water hole scene

Nuka falls into the water. He emerges soaked and is wearing water wings and snorkel gear. He also has a fish in his mouth.

Nuka: "Hey look, everyone. I found Nemo." (He holds up the fish.)

Me: "Nuka, there's one thing you should know. NO CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY OR IN ANY OTHER LION KING STORY WILL MEET OR ASSOCIATE WITH OTHER DISNEY OR OTHER CHARACTERS WITHOUT THE AUTHOR MAKING IT A CROSSOVER! This is not a crossover! Plus lions don't wear water wings and snorkel gear on set. This is an extra chapter to Nuka The Sibling Protector. Do you understand?"

Nuka: (is really scared) "Yes, mam."

Me: "Good. Now, Take 2!"

Confrontation scene

Simba: "Those cubs are the grandchildren of Tama, Tojo and Malk?"

Me: (giggles) "Simba it Malka, not Malk. Malka is the Swahili word for queen, even though its a boy's name. And Malk is the improper way of saying milk, as shown by Julian Smith's video on YouTube, "Malk". Which I do not own."

Everyone starts to laugh including Simba.

Simba: (blushes) "Oops, sorry. Hahaha."

Me: "Its okay. Now you know. Cut! Take 2!"

Simba roaring scene Take 2

Simba: "Roar! Okay, how was that?"

Me: "Good Simba but you still have bad breath. Time to bring in the big guns. York Peppermint patties and Junior Mints! Bottom's Up!"

Lionesses then feed Simba the minty treats.

Me: "Take 3!"

Zebra eating scene

Nuka: "Mmm, Yum, delicious, Oh my Kings!" (Eats really fast.)

3 minutes later

Nuka is laying on the ground, holding his stomach and groaning.

Me: "Sighs, Nuka you shouldn't have eaten so fast. Eating too fast can cause indigestion. Which then causes pain in the abdomen and stomach."

Nuka: "Groan, now you tell me. Groan. Ohhh, I shouldn't have eaten the big breakfast before either. Groan!"

Me: "Well I'll give Nuka some medicine for his stomach and hopefully he'll be better in the next scene. Poor guy." (winces as Nuka throws up into bucket.)

Simba roaring scene Take 3

Simba: "Roar! Please, please tell me that was good."

Me: "Yes Simba. That was perfect. Your breath is minty fresh. But why are the lionesses behind and beside you hugging and cuddling you?"

Lioness Number 1: "He's so minty fresh."

Lioness Number 2: "He smells so good."

Lioness Number 3: "His breath is like a breeze over a field of mint in the mountains."

Nala: "Hey, back off! He's my man!"

A Cat fight issues.

Me: "Simba,why don't you go to get some water to wash down the minty breath. I'll try to separate the lionesses."

Simba: "Alright."

Me: "Sighs. Ladies, ladies, break it up. Hey stop biting her! Nala stop that! It's un-queen like. Cut! Security!"

Zira grabbing on to dear life scene

Nuka: "Mom give me your paw!"

Zira: "Aaagh! I'm gonna die!"

Me: Sighs, Zira those are not your lines. Stop being a drama queen. The boulders are made of paper mache. You didn't actually think I would use actual boulders for this scene, did you?"

Zira: "What! Why wasn't I told? I mean uh, sure I knew that. I knew the boulders weren't real. And I am not a drama queen. I'm just playing the audience."

Me: "Right, right. (sarcasm) Cut, Take 2!"

Running to Pride Rock scene

Dotty: "Nuka! Wait up for whoa!" (trips on rock)

Me: "Oh my goodness! Are you okay Dotty?"

Dotty: (spits out grass) "Well that was graceful. Not." (starts to giggle)

Everyone starts to laugh.

Me: "Hahahaha. Okay Dotty, just try to be more careful next time, okay?"

Dotty: "Okay."

Me: "Cut. Take 2."

We are one scene

The pride is one and the light is shining from the heavens. The silhouette of a lion appears in the midst of the light.

Scar: (appears wearing a Darth Vader helmet) "NUKA! (breathes deeply vader-like) I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Me: "CUT! First of all, Scar you are not supposed to be here! Second of all, Mufasa's voice actor also played Darth Vader. Not you. You're voice actor is Jeremy Irons. Mufasa's voice actor is James Earl Jones, who also did Darth Vader in the Star Wars saga."(really mad face)

Mufasa: "Yeah, the author is right. Now move over and let a pro show you how its done." (pushes Scar away and cracks knuckles)

Me: "Finally!"

Mufasa: (wearing Scar's Darth Vader helmet) "SIMBA! I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Me: "CUT! CUT! CUT!"

Everyone bursts out laughing and some of them fall to the floor, clutching their stomachs.

Mufasa: "Oh come on. You totally saw that coming."

Me: "Grr. I had a sneaking suspicion. Your line is "Well done my son. We are one." Cut. Take five everyone. I'm going to hunt down some bottled water and some aspirin."

Well there you have it. The mishaps that went behind the scenes of writing this story. Halitosis, by the way, is just a fancy way of saying bad breath. I hoped you laughed and enjoyed it. Have a Merry Christmas. Sincerely v.t.7