Once again, someone was banging on my door. Goddammit, what ever happened to my peaceful life? Not even bothering to wipe my dried drool or fix my hair, I open my door. Raven.

Son of a-

"Uh...hey." I quickly leaned against my door and tried to look casual, failing because I missed and nearly fell over. Raven cleared his throat uncomfortably and he shoved his hands in his pockets. "Hello. Sorry to barge in, but there are two new residents. Everyone is to gather in the main lobby. Again." I groaned. "Now? I'm not even dressed!"

"I can tell. By the way, you got a little something on your—" He raised his hand and gestured to the side of her mouth.

"Yeah, yeah. Well, let me go grab a jacket." I closed the door and the quickly went to wipe off the drool. Why him of all people? Sighing, I went over to grab the grey jacket draped carelessly over a wooden chair. Slipping it on, I went back outside to see him waiting for me. He gestured for me to go first. I awkwardly shuffled forward. "So who are the newbies?"

"Male and female. Elsword and Aisha. Childhood friends." He replied. "Elsword has mood swings so extreme that if he didn't take heavy tranquilizers, he could kill people. Another resident, Ara Haan, also has this problem."

"I never did know what Ara's sickness was. I always thought she was here because she was too quiet and nice. So what about the girl? Aisha?" I asked, looking over. "Aisha strongly believes that she wields magic." He said flatly.

I burst out laughing, it echoed. "Magic? That's a good one." Raven looked over, his golden eyes dead serious. "Oh, my El. Seriously? You weren't kidding!?" He sighed. "Rena, why would I kid about this?" His tone was tired.

I let out a low whistle. "This is gonna get interesting for sure."

"I-It's nice to meet you all, my name is Elsword Sieghart." The red head blushed madly and his words were barely audible. Aisha smacked him with her book, which if Rena read correctly, was titled Black Magic in 5 Minutes.

"Speak up you dolt! If you don't, I'll use Meteor Shower on you!" She screeched, her high pitched voice made me want to cringe. Elsword eyes began to get misty and his lower lip began to tremble. "I'm sorry Aisha! You know I'm not good with people!"

"Well get good with them! I refuse to let you embarrass me! I could miss out on an opportunity to get apprentices." Aisha tossed one of her pigtails back. "It's nice to meet you, mortals. My name is Aisha Avenir and unlike you, I possess magic. And if you uneducated idiots would like the Great Aisha to teach you some elemental magic, my room number is 209."

Daisy snickered, which triggered a series of snickers among her snobby friends. Aisha turned to them, looking them straight in the eye. She stomped right over to them and she whipped out an exotic staff from her white cloak/jacket thing. She pointed it at Daisy. "I will use this."

That's when Raven stood up, along with the other nurses. "Okay, that is enough. Thank you, Aisha. Shall we take you to your rooms?" A nurse, Amelia said as she smiled.

"Hmph. Fine. But don't think just because you're being nice, I'll give you lessons. I want a true, capable, with high latent ability student." Aisha looked around and her purple orbs rested on me. "Like her." Amelia also turned to look at me. "You, with the eyes. Come with me immediately." She walked over and grabbed my wrist.

"Oh no, I'm sorry. I don't believe in magic." I tried to sound a polite as I could and as less scared than I was. Aisha looked at me as if I lost it. "What...is wrong with you?"

What is wrong with YOU?

"Sorry. Welcome, though." I smiled and quickly walked off. Raven caught up to me in three steps. "She is insane. Elsword wasn't too bad but she is insane." He looked at me quizzically. "Well this is a mental hospital..."

"Oh, stop being a smartass."

The next morning, I decided to have breakfast in the cafeteria. Horrible idea. The usual group did what the usually did to me. Aisha peered over at me from her table as she kicked Elsword under the table for swiping her grapes. I quickly grabbed some fruit and speed walked back to my room...only to find Eve standing right in front of my door. "Hello, commoner." She greeted me. "Hey..." I slowly said, "why are you in front of my room?"

"A commoner should never ask their queen questions." She scoffed. I resisted the urge to roll my eyes. I reached around her and grabbed the door knob. "Wait!" Eve grabbed my arm. She took a deep breath. "I...need your help."

"...Sorry, what?" I blinked a few times.

"I need your help!" Eve said again, blushing.

"No, I heard you. It's an expression. I'm just shocked. Why are you asking me for help?" Eve blushed even more. "I want you to teach me the art of seduction!"

"...What?"

"I'm not saying that again."

"Eve—"

"It's 'Your Majesty', you peasant."

"Eve, not now."

"Your Majesty!" She screeched, raising her hand to slap me. "Fine! Y-Your Majesty..." I grumbled, "what makes you think I know how to seduce people? I'm mentally ill."

"You wear lewd, revealing clothes and you have big breasts." Eve said bluntly.

Silence.

"I am not lewd." That was all I could muster. She didn't slap me (yet) but it felt like she did. "Your clothes say other wise." She scoffed. What's with this girl and her scoffing? "When I first came here—"

"I was in pajamas!"

"Lewd pajamas." Eve corrected, scoffing. I was going to punch this little—no. Deep breaths, Rena. Deep. Fucking. Breaths. I plastered on a smile. "Eve. I am not lewd and I do not know how to seduce people."

"Then why is Chung so interested in you!?" She blurted quickly, then slapping a hand over her mouth. "I apologize—I didn't mean—"

"You're in love with Chung!" I pointed a finger and let my voice go up an octave. Eve quickly shushed me and darted into my room, closing the door and locking it. She sat me down in my recliner and her face was beet red.

"Keep your voice down, you plebe." She spluttered. "Yes, I am in love with him and you will tell me how you are seducing him."

"I'm not seducing him! We're just friends. If you're so concerned, why don't you just ask him?" I sighed, this girl was burning out my stamina. Eve shook her head furiously. "Are you crazy?! I can't do that!"

"And why not?"

"Because...he's no longer my caretaker."

Author's Note: Oh, I love writing about mentally ill people. There's just so many possibilities! I really hope this story gets a little more attention because I am really having fun with this story!

Replies to my amazing, loyal, beautiful reviewers~

strawberry-flavored moo- Yes she is. :3

Rosamanelle- OH MY EL, ROSA DON'T DIE. WE NEED AN AMBULANCE. AMBULAAAAAANCE! Chung is being mean to poor wittle Eve. .w. There might be one-sided Chena. o-o (Is that the ship name for RenaxChung? XD) Let us have a moment of silence for Caps Lock.

xxtimexx- Thank youuu!

HelloKitty55443- Rena looooves him. Yes, I have been told that Rena is OOC but I was just trying to give her a modern-like flare with all that sarcasm. I'm sorry if it didn't work. QAQ

Rinkushido- Thank you so much! Honestly, this review made me smile. You are so sweet! :D Oh really? I honestly had no idea what I was doing when I dreamed this crazy hospital up. XD

Epsilon the ancient nasod- Thank you! I'm sorry it's so short! I'm trying to make it longer!